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Video Games Played: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Company of Heroes, Company of Heroes 2, Faster Than Light
Interests: Murder, Burning Shit, Sadism, Fish
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:10/01/2014
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    Uploaded: 08/31/14
    I Just Came I Just Came
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#111 - I don't know anything anymore 10/01/2014 on Well? 0
#109 - What in the ****  [+] (7 new replies) 10/01/2014 on Well? +1
User avatar #110 - zomaru (10/01/2014) [-]
It's Nanners, what's there to explain.
User avatar #157 - dndxplain (10/01/2014) [-]
nyanners*
User avatar #158 - zomaru (10/01/2014) [-]
This is not the thing you wre designed to explain
User avatar #159 - dndxplain (10/01/2014) [-]
you're not my real mom!
#160 - zomaru (10/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #111 - sadisticsalmon (10/01/2014) [-]
I don't know anything anymore
#2 - I hope so 10/01/2014 on I Did Nazi That Coming 0
#37 - Where in the hell is that gif from 10/01/2014 on Japanese people are so... 0
#27 - Yes, I agree, but I'd like to see you cross the Atlantic and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Master Race +9
#28 - zandveer (09/29/2014) [-]
I fee like that's sort of what the soldier did, from TF2
#7 - You'd be banned, but The Mods love horsecocks too much  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Yo Mama! 0
User avatar #8 - EdwardNigma (09/29/2014) [-]
Clearly.
#64 - Comment deleted 09/29/2014 on Women 0
#56 - It's worse, there had actually been three engineers, one of th…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Morbid pictures comp +83
User avatar #285 - RipperMan (09/29/2014) [-]
i though i heard that the one that jumped survived. (maybe died in hospital later.)

what i never get about this is, why didn't they get onto a fan blade?
i don't think the fire would spread across the blades, they're thick metal.
#298 - thechosenchildsaid (09/29/2014) [-]
I dunno, but I guess that their being on the blade would unbalance the turbine blades, and they'd fall off.
User avatar #299 - RipperMan (09/29/2014) [-]
cling on for dear life, worst case: the blade points down, you slide down it, falling from the tip of the blade rather than the top of the turbine. Less distance to fall.

then again, i guess you don't thing things through as well when you're under fire.
#295 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
And then become BBQ sizzled human on a roasting metal stick?
#261 - ghustla (09/29/2014) [-]
#159 - stereojunkie (09/29/2014) [-]
#121 - djequalizee (09/29/2014) [-]
#253 - That brew up gave me the awkward chuckles because about half o… 09/28/2014 on Creepy real-life photo comp +1
#37 - In this time the internet needs it's great holy trinity to wea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on let's circlejerk +2
User avatar #101 - miia (09/28/2014) [-]
glorious

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User avatar #19 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticsalmon (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes sir Mr soundofwinter sir
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm a man of my word
User avatar #13 - instalation ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
You're anonymooose aren't you
User avatar #15 to #13 - sadisticsalmon (01/19/2014) [-]
Although I am interested as to why you would think that
User avatar #12 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points please?
#10 - salihzzz (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm coming for you, bitch.
i'm coming for you, bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro
User avatar #4 to #2 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry man
#3 to #2 - bdowns (11/19/2013) [-]
anytime
anytime
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