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Video Games Played: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Company of Heroes, Company of Heroes 2, Faster Than Light
Interests: Murder, Burning Shit, Sadism, Fish
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:1/31/2015
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#60 - OH MAN, I remember old Xcom, and all the great things that it … 28 minutes ago on Funnyjunk helps defend the... +1
#18 - Admin, why do you need to know so much, if you want to date us…  [+] (1 new reply) 33 minutes ago on More polls. I'm addicted. 0
User avatar #20 - admin (33 minutes ago) [-]
because my brain is fucked up and i can't stop
#43 - Man, **** you OP, also **** you FJ  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on games journalism in a... +2
#83 - funpunk (01/29/2015) [-]
Well, at least this content is out there for all to see. And at the end of the day, isn't that all that matters?
User avatar #47 - eldiganto (01/28/2015) [-]
well, fuck you too
#12 - I wanna know what will it do "2 Full Cups" to my 12 … 01/23/2015 on Description 0
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#18 - Y'see, You should not be allowed that as a profile picture, Da…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Jon Stewart has spoken +4
User avatar #34 - douthit (01/15/2015) [-]
I don't want them to. I'm saying that the existence of government is based on violations of the common law, such as against theft, coercion, and initiatory violence. If government can no longer tax (theft), then it's not government. If government can no longer initiate violence (foreign wars), then it's not government.
#49 - eatfapsleeprepeat (01/15/2015) [-]
I think you're treating the people in government not as people but as this weird thing. The government shouldn't have to pay taxes to itself and be given powers that the rest of society does not. But the people working in the government have to be treated as people of that country and adhere to those laws. It's the whole meaning of the people by the people for the people. Notice the of the people. It essentially means that people in government are from the people. And as members of the people are forced to adhere to the laws of the people.
User avatar #69 - douthit (01/16/2015) [-]
No, you've got it backwards. Those in government are treated as different when they shouldn't be. They're allowed to commit acts of violence and theft, and it's praised and called necessary.
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#4 - You're right, I should never second guess myself 01/13/2015 on Maybe It's late +2
#89 - We have Rockmelon, that's like an Earthmelon right? 01/13/2015 on Niggas have no chill -Comp 0
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User avatar #20 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Do you like Salmon?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sadisticsalmon ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Absolutely
User avatar #22 to #21 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #19 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticsalmon ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes sir Mr soundofwinter sir
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm a man of my word
User avatar #13 - instalation (01/18/2014) [-]
You're anonymooose aren't you
User avatar #15 to #13 - sadisticsalmon ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Although I am interested as to why you would think that
User avatar #14 to #13 - sadisticsalmon ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #12 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points please?
#10 - salihzzz (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm coming for you, bitch.
i'm coming for you, bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro
User avatar #4 to #2 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sadisticsalmon ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry man
#3 to #2 - bdowns (11/19/2013) [-]
anytime
anytime
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