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Steam Profile: SadisticSalmon
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Company of Heroes, Company of Heroes 2, Faster Than Light
Interests: Murder, Burning Shit, Sadism, Fish
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#10 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Baseball throw feels +6
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#13 - lazypinkeye (01/07/2016) [-]
found this gem Folgers Incest Commercial - Extended Cut
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#24 - vileinsect (01/07/2016) [-]
Holly fuck i only watch until she said you are my present this year. I thought it was somekind of brother went to iran then comeback. MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS HORRIFYING NOW!
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#11 - bigmanfifty (01/07/2016) [-]
lol
#24 - cool, that's actually neat as hell, thanks bro 01/07/2016 on Fall to the dark side +2
#21 - Still better than a ****** up "Special" …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Fall to the dark side 0
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#23 - OtisMcWonderful (01/07/2016) [-]
We have Despecialized editions though. They're the highest quality versions of the original, un-Lucased films you can currently get.
Introducing the Despecialized Edition and Its Sources
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#24 - sadisticsalmon (01/07/2016) [-]
cool, that's actually neat as hell, thanks bro
#1 - Is he back from West Africa?  [+] (10 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Baseball throw feels +77
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#9 - bigmanfifty (01/07/2016) [-]
??
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#13 - lazypinkeye (01/07/2016) [-]
found this gem Folgers Incest Commercial - Extended Cut
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#24 - vileinsect (01/07/2016) [-]
Holly fuck i only watch until she said you are my present this year. I thought it was somekind of brother went to iran then comeback. MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS HORRIFYING NOW!
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#11 - bigmanfifty (01/07/2016) [-]
lol
#7 - thedecodedgamer (01/07/2016) [-]
#26 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
damn she's pretty doe
#22 - justanordinarydude (01/07/2016) [-]
**justanordinarydude used "*roll picture*"**
**justanordinarydude rolled image** All I can think about is that parody where they fucked. God dammit can't stop laughing.
#16 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
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#12 - danjamthelamb (01/07/2016) [-]
Sauce?
#19 - I assume it's that way because everyone had massive goes at Lu… 01/07/2016 on Fall to the dark side 0
#17 - You know right if you buy it on dvd (or at least my dvd copies…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Fall to the dark side +3
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#20 - OtisMcWonderful (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes, but that's just a shoddy rip of the LaserDisc version, which isn't bad by itself, but the analog to digital conversion fucks up motion, making it have this weird blur effect.
#64 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
who cares?
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#21 - sadisticsalmon (01/07/2016) [-]
Still better than a fucked up "Special" Yes... very special Edition
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#23 - OtisMcWonderful (01/07/2016) [-]
We have Despecialized editions though. They're the highest quality versions of the original, un-Lucased films you can currently get.
Introducing the Despecialized Edition and Its Sources
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#24 - sadisticsalmon (01/07/2016) [-]
cool, that's actually neat as hell, thanks bro
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#18 - agnaraed (01/07/2016) [-]
i was pretty sure of that I just didn't know for sure
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#19 - sadisticsalmon (01/07/2016) [-]
I assume it's that way because everyone had massive goes at Lucas for changing everything
#32 - Comment deleted 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit 0
#124 - I could go on for hours about not only the problems the game h…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on pricefield is hella canon +1
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#129 - canyou (01/03/2016) [-]
They could have just added multiple endings to episode 4 and it would ended better imo
#18 - Missing the best one 01/03/2016 on Small TR-8R Comp +4
#158 - He's ******* siq, I don't care if he was a shameless in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained 0
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#164 - roninneko (12/30/2015) [-]
A figure? Fuck that casual shit; I'm getting a set of the armour and a riot stick. That is staying in my closet on-base, just so my base CO can open the door during inspection, go "What...", quietly close the door and leave the room, and spend the rest of the day plotting a plausible excuse for confiscating it for his own use.

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User avatar #24 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - sadisticsalmon (12/24/2015) [-]
Alright, I figured out how to stop the notification stream, take me back bby
User avatar #26 to #25 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #20 - chokinandtokin (11/14/2014) [-]
Do you like Salmon?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sadisticsalmon (11/14/2014) [-]
Absolutely
User avatar #22 to #21 - chokinandtokin (11/14/2014) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #19 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #16 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticsalmon (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes sir Mr soundofwinter sir
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm a man of my word
User avatar #13 - instalation (01/18/2014) [-]
You're anonymooose aren't you
User avatar #15 to #13 - sadisticsalmon (01/19/2014) [-]
Although I am interested as to why you would think that
User avatar #12 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points please?
#10 - salihzzz (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm coming for you, bitch.
i'm coming for you, bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro
User avatar #4 to #2 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry man
#3 to #2 - bdowns (11/19/2013) [-]
anytime
anytime
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