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#5274318 - No. It is /mlp/'s bat pony. 07/13/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#5274302 - **sacticalnuke gulps the offered blood** 07/13/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5274293 - How about a mouthful of it?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5274308 - thehumor (07/13/2013) [-]
weeeeeellllllllllll

only a mouthful


you're to cute to starve
#5274339 - sacticalnuke (07/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #5274300 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Is that your OC
User avatar #5274318 - sacticalnuke (07/13/2013) [-]
No. It is /mlp/'s bat pony.
#5274282 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 07/13/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5274290 - chaosascendingx (07/13/2013) [-]
here have thehumor's blood
User avatar #5274306 - thehumor (07/13/2013) [-]
D:
User avatar #5274315 - chaosascendingx (07/13/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #5274320 - thehumor (07/13/2013) [-]
WAAAAAIIIIII
User avatar #5274325 - chaosascendingx (07/13/2013) [-]
bcuz i own you and can do that sorta thing
User avatar #5274337 - thehumor (07/13/2013) [-]
But if you do that ill be dead
User avatar #5274343 - chaosascendingx (07/13/2013) [-]
not all of it silly
User avatar #5274359 - thehumor (07/13/2013) [-]
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

k
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#5274302 - sacticalnuke (07/13/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke gulps the offered blood**
User avatar #5274285 - thehumor (07/13/2013) [-]
no blood for you
#5274293 - sacticalnuke (07/13/2013) [-]
How about a mouthful of it?
User avatar #5274308 - thehumor (07/13/2013) [-]
weeeeeellllllllllll

only a mouthful


you're to cute to starve
#5274339 - sacticalnuke (07/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #5274300 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Is that your OC
User avatar #5274318 - sacticalnuke (07/13/2013) [-]
No. It is /mlp/'s bat pony.
#83 - I don't like changes. Especially the ghost sidebar thing. … 07/13/2013 on Front page has changed +4
#107 - "I hope Xbox doesn't nuke the Chinese" 07/12/2013 on Remember the Xbox live... 0
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#5262650 - When will Half-Life 3 come out?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5262670 - ambiguous (07/12/2013) [-]
2 years from today. July 12, 2015
#5259688 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5259702 - thehumor (07/12/2013) [-]
NO DAMNIT STOP GETTING CLOSER
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User avatar #5259673 - thehumor (07/12/2013) [-]
YOU'RE NOT HAVING MY BLOOD
#5259688 - sacticalnuke (07/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #5259702 - thehumor (07/12/2013) [-]
NO DAMNIT STOP GETTING CLOSER
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#153 - Picture 07/11/2013 on EVE Online +4
#8 - The only twilicorn image I have.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2013 on That time of day again +8
#14 - thewisedane (07/12/2013) [-]
I have trained for this!

Unremembering - COMENCE!
#12 - Kanoah (07/12/2013) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with you, have you no shame?
#11 - bleeduntildeath (07/12/2013) [-]
ow.... my soul
#10 - walula (07/12/2013) [-]
#5244815 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #5244837 - djtehunknown (07/11/2013) [-]
I love Echo...
She cute
#5220859 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5220876 - medewu (07/10/2013) [-]
Anything... For Bat Pony....

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#1 - sacticalnuke (05/18/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #64 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
**warzon noms sacticalnuke's ear**
User avatar #65 to #64 - sacticalnuke (08/04/2013) [-]
Hey! How are you doing?
User avatar #66 to #65 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
**warzon ass grabs sactcial**

Trying to please loads of people as much as possible.
User avatar #68 to #67 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
Because I value them all as friends and I know for a fact I might be neglecting some of them.
#69 to #68 - sacticalnuke (08/04/2013) [-]
A while ago I did the same. But I understood that I couldn't please everybody. If they feel neglected, they can always start the discussion themselves.
You should enjoy yourself from time to time. Play some games, listen to music, go camping, and stop worrying about others.
User avatar #70 to #69 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
Enjoy the people as much as they enjoy me?

Its fine really-at least for now so how are you?
#71 to #70 - sacticalnuke (08/04/2013) [-]
I feel awesome. I got a new job and in 4 days I'm moving to Canterbury.
User avatar #72 to #71 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
**warzon casually noms sactical's neck**

That's wonderful to hear.
#73 to #72 - sacticalnuke (08/04/2013) [-]
What games do you play?
User avatar #74 to #73 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
**warzon casually teases sactical's neck with his fangs**

Well lets see-
A bit of strategy
Reus
Yeah mostly strategy but those are only the ones 'active' now.
User avatar #75 to #74 - sacticalnuke (08/04/2013) [-]
Reus looks cool, I'm gonna get it once I moved.
How about minecraft?
User avatar #76 to #75 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
Based mostly on being creative and gathering supplys to be creactive
am sure you'll find it wonderful.

*Slowly began to hug sactical*
#77 to #76 - sacticalnuke (08/04/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke hugs warzon warmly** Well I'm going to play some FTL, maybe some Audiosurf.
Take care and talk to you later.
User avatar #78 to #77 - warzon (08/04/2013) [-]
**warzon ass grabs sactical**

Alright love~
#2 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon noms sactical's nose**
User avatar #44 to #2 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke pulls warzon in a hug locking lips for one last time as his penis slides out of her and his hot gooey cum starts dripping from her vagina onto his penis and then on the ground.**
User avatar #45 to #44 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon suddenly rams her ass as he slowly starts to pin her kissing her very hotly**

Mmm you havent cum yet~
User avatar #48 to #45 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke smirks and gets ready for a second round**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon steadily slips into her ass despite harsh resistance panting**

Aahh...
User avatar #50 to #49 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke throws her head back and moans loudly as warzon penetrates her ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon begins to ram her ass raw panting quite warmly not careing too much about her wrath**
User avatar #52 to #51 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke moans as her jerks begin to fade away. Her moans softly fade from that of pain to moans of lust.**
User avatar #54 to #52 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon began to ram even faster feeling her grip tighten as he began to throb**

FF~
User avatar #55 to #54 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke reaching the point of her climax she grabs warzon by his neck and pulls him in for a kiss.**
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses her warmly hugging her loveingly**

Ahh...
User avatar #57 to #56 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke kisses warzone back before collapsing onto her back, panting hard from exhaustion.**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon pulls himself atop of her kissing her softly before relaxing**
User avatar #59 to #58 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke shifts around and licks warzones nose**
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to giggle**

MMmm.
User avatar #23 to #2 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke moves her body a around to get a comfortable position and lowers herself on warzons hot body.**
User avatar #24 to #23 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to grab her flank trying to guide his tip to juuust the end panting quietly**
User avatar #25 to #24 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke maintains a soft cooing sound as she continues to feed. Feeling warzons hooves moving her rump, she lets out a small satisfied sigh.**
User avatar #26 to #25 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon presses his hoof invesigateingly for a slit as he began to warmly lick down her neck**
User avatar #27 to #26 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke feeling warzons hoof around your genitalia you reach back guiding his hoof to your entrance.**
User avatar #28 to #27 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to stroke her slit as he began to slowly slip his hoof off pressing his tip happily against her slit as he began to slowly start to pant**
User avatar #29 to #28 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke breaks contact with warzons neck, again locking her lips against his.**
User avatar #30 to #29 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon began to press his tongue to the odd tasteing blood-his oun of course tasteing more like Sweets then anything else as he began to slowly slip into her tight confines**
User avatar #31 to #30 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke gives out a soft moan as warzons hot rod penetrates her wet vagina. She lowers herself again to his neck, nibbling on the blood slowly dripping from the two holes her fangs left.**
User avatar #32 to #31 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly murmers as he began to press foward very slowly eyes darting institvely to her mouth**
User avatar #33 to #32 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke notices his eyes and with a last lick to his neck she closes her eyes and lowers herself on warzons groin, taking him all in.**
User avatar #34 to #33 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon rams her in perfect rhythm as he stops just at the first resistance he hit hugging her closely as he began to whisper sharply**
Celestia, you are amazying.
User avatar #35 to #34 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke whispers back in his ear then kisses warzons nose smiling. She continues to move up and down in anticipation not breaking the flow.**
You're the best pony I've been feeding off so far.
#47 to #46 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
Nice username feeding, feeding.
#53 to #47 - feeding (07/09/2013) [-]
I know I even made pics for it.

Currently only have:
Garen,
Teemo.
User avatar #36 to #35 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon began to slowly speed up pulling her in closely large fangs almost shineing in the night**

Changeling love.
User avatar #37 to #36 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke gives out small gasps and moans with each thrust.**
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon began to slowly press up against her virginity/womb slowly and begins to grab her sides slowly**

You ready~?
User avatar #39 to #38 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke gets ready for the big blow, noticing warzons hooves at her sides along with his slow thrusts.**
Oh yes!
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon rams her down suddenly filling in the other hallf of her with glee as he began to pull her down**
User avatar #42 to #40 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke loudly moans as her insides are being filled with warzons hot and sticky cum, lowering herself on his body to rest her head on his chest.**
User avatar #43 to #42 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon began to slowly kiss her ear as he began to slowly slip out of her**
#41 to #40 - sacticalnuke Comment deleted by sacticalnuke [-]
#4 to #3 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey cutie.
#6 to #5 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh same old horns etc.

(i miss my collection of green eyed)
#7 to #6 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
What happened to your collection?
User avatar #8 to #7 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
Well computer failure but eh.
#9 to #8 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that.
One of my SDD's firmware is ****** up from the manufacture so any change in voltage will shut it down and requires total power down to work again.
I was playing minecraft when that happened. Everything's working but suddenly I got a skype call and it started lagging then gave up and displayed the BSoD.
User avatar #10 to #9 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
Am sorry to hears that.

And it also distracts from the flirtations.
#11 to #10 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
Back to the topic, how are you feeling?
User avatar #12 to #11 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
Pretty well sexy~
#13 to #12 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
Interested in an adventure?
User avatar #14 to #13 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
If i say yes will you take me on one?
#15 to #14 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke locks her mouth with warzons** I'm not a mare of my words.
User avatar #16 to #15 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon warmly hugs sactical tongue casualy rubbing against her fangs**
#17 to #16 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke carefully pets warzons neck**
User avatar #18 to #17 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon Slowly begins to pat her chest purring quietly**
#19 to #18 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke breaks the kiss and pushes warzon on his back, then crawls up to his neck and nibbles slowly on it softly cooing**
User avatar #20 to #19 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to hug sacticals sides kissing her neck gently although not preping it to get fanged**
#21 to #20 - sacticalnuke (07/09/2013) [-]
**sacticalnuke sinks her teeth in warzons neck waiting for any response from him. With a hoof of hers, she massages warzons rump as she begins to slowly drain plasma from the neck**
User avatar #22 to #21 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
**warzon began to slowly slip a hoof down inbetween her legs as he lets out a soft hiss of pleasure**

J-Just so you know.

Changeling love..
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