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Date Signed Up:2/28/2013
Last Login:4/09/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#630
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#93 - sounds like me when I'm defending something, ignorance is bliss. 03/29/2015 on The Banana Bunker 0
#29 - so that's it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Looking for the "Rich" part... 0
User avatar #30 - otakuweaboo (03/27/2015) [-]
You'll get a reward from me sometime soon...
#1345 - can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? 03/27/2015 on Ask Admin or the mods anything 0
#26 - Mine didn't. 03/27/2015 on Worlds Smallest Drill 0
#43 - I'm in the top 20 for content last time I checked. I have no idea why. 03/27/2015 on A guide to the frontpage 0
#130 - mesha tonto, I'm a native russian? 03/27/2015 on The fourth twitter comp 0
#171 - it's called Training with Hinako  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Let's get healthy +1
#181 - zephi (03/27/2015) [-]
now to search for its hentai
#66 - joke's on you, it's one photo.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #91 - subadanus (03/27/2015) [-]
"contains 69k files"

nope
#63 - People do crazy, stupid **** when there's noone to watc… 03/27/2015 on Rover Red Charlie 0
#60 - those were people freaking out because of it.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Rover Red Charlie 0
User avatar #62 - ILoveFurries (03/27/2015) [-]
I can believe the two choking each other might have been freaking out, maybe fighting over something, but who the hell just goes and starts pouring gasoline onto them? If there are other zombies in the subway, and you're not actively getting attacked, you get your ass out of there or kill yourself, not take the time to pour gasoline on someone else.
User avatar #63 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
People do crazy, stupid shit when there's noone to watch thier sorry asses.
#93 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Cute stuff +2
#179 - danitho (03/27/2015) [-]
Woah
That crossover art is really well done
Props to the artist
#51 - welp this is now numba 1!!!! So that's a thing. 03/27/2015 on To offset the brutality 0
#50 - no, I just don't like him is all. 03/27/2015 on Appropriate Attire +1
#20 - you sir, are going places. 03/27/2015 on Sure, why not +6
#18 - It's pikachu!!!!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2015 on because whats good for the... +5
User avatar #20 - gaffateip (03/27/2015) [-]
It's Pikajew!
#55 - tarabostes (03/27/2015) [-]
GIB SHEKE-I MEAN PIKAPI
#41 - clavatninenine (03/27/2015) [-]
Well played.
User avatar #39 - HarvietheDinkle (03/27/2015) [-]
FUCK!
#36 - fappening (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - could you delete smooth mofo's comment? please?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Appropriate Attire -1
#47 - klutzyspy (03/27/2015) [-]
Why? Is it triggering you?
User avatar #50 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
no, I just don't like him is all.
#61 - it's covered in sand. 03/27/2015 on Survival of the fittest 0
#58 - desert rain frog.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Survival of the fittest +1
#59 - chickencatsheep (03/27/2015) [-]
but this isnt a desert rain frog im sure, jabba the hutt as a baby?
User avatar #61 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
it's covered in sand.
#26 - .... dammit 03/27/2015 on +1
#40 - zombies, bro, they ain't green or dirty most of the time.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Rover Red Charlie +2
User avatar #57 - ILoveFurries (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't think so. I mean, if you look at all of them, they're all crying, as if they know what's going on and what they're doing but are physically unable to stop it. Or, it could be some form of chemical warfare that causes elevated levels of aggressiveness in humans. I said chemical warfare because it would have to be engineered if it only affects one species.

I don't think it's zombies because the only time we've seen someone being bitten was the cop, but I think that's because a bite from a kid (as he's being swarmed by kids) is more damaging than a punch or a kick, you know? In the subway, we see two people choking each other while another pours gasoline on them. Neither of those three's behaviors look like any zombie stuff.
User avatar #60 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
those were people freaking out because of it.
User avatar #62 - ILoveFurries (03/27/2015) [-]
I can believe the two choking each other might have been freaking out, maybe fighting over something, but who the hell just goes and starts pouring gasoline onto them? If there are other zombies in the subway, and you're not actively getting attacked, you get your ass out of there or kill yourself, not take the time to pour gasoline on someone else.
User avatar #63 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
People do crazy, stupid shit when there's noone to watch thier sorry asses.
#43 - nosleep (03/26/2015) [-]
ooooooohhh, I thought they were all human committing suicide like The Happening.
User avatar #45 - scooba (03/26/2015) [-]
God that movie was awful.
#53 - implying andrew jackson wasn't a cum guzzler. 03/26/2015 on Oy Vey Goyum +9
#128 - I'll live with you, but I won't fight you.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Effects of Feminism 258 0
User avatar #129 - difribulator (03/26/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't I have every system sense Super Nintendo.
#127 - That whole last sentence was pure drivel, what did you say, my… 03/26/2015 on Effects of Feminism 258 0
#27 - I did it, I posted a 1000+ post, so what now?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Looking for the "Rich" part... 0
User avatar #28 - otakuweaboo (03/27/2015) [-]
congratz
User avatar #29 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
so that's it?
User avatar #30 - otakuweaboo (03/27/2015) [-]
You'll get a reward from me sometime soon...
#14 - this is my favorite.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Animools +5
User avatar #23 - pocketstooheavy (03/27/2015) [-]
The pre-reaction is what makes it good.
#18 - rdobet (03/27/2015) [-]
I will never not love this.

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#25 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
The thread's dead and you're not likely to pay attention to ages-old notifications, so here I am at your profile.

The Orks, colloquialized in-universe as Greenskins, are a race of beings that fill the space barbarian niche. In a unique and unquestionably British twist, they speak with horrific bastardizations of Gothic.

Orks are not mammals in the sense that they reproduce by putting tab A into slot B, Q.E.D, but rather they quite literally pop up from the ground. Over the course of their life they release spores, releasing more whilst they enjoy themselves (via fighting) and they release the utter most at the moment of death. This means that re-infestation of greenskins is continuous and expanding, if flamer or energy weapons are not employed that destroy the spores. Before the Ork is released, the spores take time to release first gretchin, grots and snotlings - which are weaker, meeker, expendable and annoying creatures bred to do manual grunt work such as assembling bullets and fixing things - and also squigs, which come in a variety of mutations almost as large as the variety of the greenskins themselves.

Orks have all information and knowledge hard-coded into them as soon as they pop up from the ground. This means that if an Ork one day stands up and says "I'Z WANNA BE A MEK!", they will up and head over to the named mechanics and engineers of the Orkish war machine and become one nearly overnight. It's speculated to be nearly entirely instinctual.

Greenskins are utterly horrible with shooting weapons, though this is supplanted by the high calibre and rapid firing rate of them. Also the numbers in which they are deployed in - you very rarely will see a lone Ork.

A small variety of Ork professions also are Sluggas - heavily armoured close combat specialists -, Kommandoz - the one branch of Orkish warfare which know SOME manner of discretion and tactics, though generally still worse shots than crippled Imperial Guardsmen.

Orkish beings have very little to no intelligence, aside from Smartboyz, though they are few and far in between, generally being intelligent and logical advisers to Warbosses. They do, though, have bloodthirsty instinct and raw Orky cunning, which they employ to the full, often managing to take down entire Imperial armoured divisions with gretchin and crude explosive. Likewise, their way of travelling to the stars is not by constructing but rather by looting and Orkifying the stolen ships of other races. They also are rather sturdy as a race, which by 40k terms means that hollowing out asteroids and affixing thrusters onto them is a perfectly tactically sound maneuver.

Greenskins do not make use of the Warp for psykery and warpcraft, instead making use of their own gesalt psychic field - the WAAAGH! field - to do all supernatural happenings that way. The process is done by many, many Orks generating energy within that field, and a Weirdboy harnessing and making use of it.

All in all though, the Orks are a very non-serious, zany racewhich do things the way they do just because they do it. Red goes faster, Dakka and Choppy are the way forward, wot'eva da Boss sed iz wot we gunna do. WAAAGH!

1d4chan.org/wiki/Orks for more information.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sabcy (04/03/2015) [-]
It's truly a shame that noone will ever achieve enough dakka.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sabcy (04/03/2015) [-]
My god, a shame that that would most likely destroy him as well.
User avatar #29 to #28 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
*By the Emperor.

The Anti-Spirals ended up negating the probability of the system doing any damage to them, so it all turned out to be a failure, sadly.
User avatar #30 to #29 - sabcy (04/03/2015) [-]
ah.
User avatar #24 - gugek (01/27/2015) [-]
Good morning, i hope you have a great day today friend!
User avatar #21 - alphagex (01/23/2014) [-]
hey sabcy just read ure name and i wonder are u sabrina rhodes or something like did u played wow on arathor server and ure friend with a dude named samuraijacs or something and u know a guy named rougemadness and u had a bf named brandon are u that sabrina or i got the wrong person?
User avatar #22 to #21 - sabcy (01/23/2014) [-]
nope, it's Sabastian Luke.
User avatar #23 to #22 - alphagex (01/23/2014) [-]
nvm then
User avatar #13 - sabcy (11/19/2013) [-]
Sweet! I've just received my free Riot Points!

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User avatar #14 to #13 - sabcy (11/30/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 3**
User avatar #15 to #14 - sabcy (11/30/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 88** :table 2
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**sabcy rolls 38** :table 3
User avatar #17 to #16 - sabcy (11/30/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 9**
User avatar #18 to #17 - sabcy (11/30/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 52** *roll 2* *roll 2*
User avatar #19 to #18 - sabcy (11/30/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 17**
User avatar #20 to #19 - sabcy (11/30/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 50**
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User avatar #8 - jacobmurphy (09/15/2013) [-]
Hey man can you post both pictures that you used in (my life in a nutshell) post.
User avatar #10 to #8 - sabcy (09/15/2013) [-]
however, excellent choice of avatar.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sabcy (09/15/2013) [-]
It's just one picture, sorry.
User avatar #11 to #9 - jacobmurphy (09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks anyways.
User avatar #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
thanks for the add
User avatar #4 to #3 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
I always add people who I have interesting conversations with.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
well I'm gald you found it interesting
User avatar #6 to #5 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
welcome to the cactus army by the way.
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh yes, I'd kill for that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sabcy (06/21/2013) [-]
for what?
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