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Date Signed Up:3/19/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#6 - ...d...did he dump nudes? 12 hours ago on :^) +8
#9 - or when she doesnt. 12 hours ago on its magic +53
#6 - Britbong  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on No 0
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#7 - Grom (01/11/2016) [-]
well, I assume it's not hard to take a ferry to the mainland and drive to holland.. take a week off of work and go see if you like weed.
#4 - I'm too beta to talk to strangers, plus im 31, itd be super cr…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on No 0
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#5 - Grom (01/11/2016) [-]
where do you live
#6 - ryix (01/11/2016) [-]
Britbong
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#7 - Grom (01/11/2016) [-]
well, I assume it's not hard to take a ferry to the mainland and drive to holland.. take a week off of work and go see if you like weed.
#82 - Nah thats a necklace. 01/11/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... 0
#19 - Id scream like that if i had faggot hair too :/ 01/11/2016 on KARAOKE GOD! 0
#2 - I dont know anyone who smokes weed and i dont know any dealers…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/11/2016 on No 0
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#11 - srskate (01/11/2016) [-]
call pizza delivery, give good tip, ask if he knows any hookups
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#12 - srskate (01/11/2016) [-]
protip: lie and say you're new to the area
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#9 - psychedelegate (01/11/2016) [-]
Tbh you might have the best luck learning how to use darknet sites... But I've always had success just starting conversations with strangers in bars. It's a lot easier after a couple of pints. [Disclaimer: I don't know if this works as well in Britain as it does in America, and I don't know how likely it is that you'll encounter law enforcement using this strategy. My guess is that it does work and it is unlikely you'll have any problems, but I don't know how the people and the cops do things over yonder.
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#10 - psychedelegate (01/11/2016) [-]
Or yea, just take a weekend trip to Amsterdam.
#8 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
I literally had a guy slow down on the road and ask me where he could get some as i was walking to work.

I didn't know because i don't smoke.
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#3 - THISISNOTFUNNY (01/11/2016) [-]
Go to literally any high school/ college campus and ask "who's selling" or my personal favourite "Anyone know where I can buy weed"
#4 - ryix (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm too beta to talk to strangers, plus im 31, itd be super creepy if i hang around schools :/
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#5 - Grom (01/11/2016) [-]
where do you live
#6 - ryix (01/11/2016) [-]
Britbong
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#7 - Grom (01/11/2016) [-]
well, I assume it's not hard to take a ferry to the mainland and drive to holland.. take a week off of work and go see if you like weed.
#13 - Oh ok, well sorry I guess? 01/11/2016 on the more you know -8
#11 - You're welcome?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on the more you know -8
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#12 - kevinenter (01/11/2016) [-]
I was definitely not thanking you.
#13 - ryix (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh ok, well sorry I guess?
#8 - She'd have learned to speak English CORRECTLY if she had moved…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/11/2016 on the more you know -20
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#91 - poeg (01/11/2016) [-]
did you know that American English dialects are closer to original pronunciation than English dialects
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#66 - brobathehutt (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh so she could be completely worthless but still feel superior because she speaks English with a particularly ear splitting accent?
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#50 - peezle (01/11/2016) [-]
Why would she go to middle-eastern country to learn english?
#45 - sacrilegious (01/11/2016) [-]
I thumbed you down cause you're a limey chav bastard but RP is sexy on women.
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#15 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh, you mean Chavland?
"U wot m8? I'll hook u roit in da gabba, m8"
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#10 - kevinenter (01/11/2016) [-]
As soon as I read that, I knew some annoying fuck like you was going to make this comment.
#11 - ryix (01/11/2016) [-]
You're welcome?
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#12 - kevinenter (01/11/2016) [-]
I was definitely not thanking you.
#13 - ryix (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh ok, well sorry I guess?

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#3 - deadfed ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
**** you.
#2 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
''GUUAAARDS UP!''
#1 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Is it Christmas around here?
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