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#29 - Hey kids  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2012 on A picture worth a lifetime +116
#68 - amsel (05/30/2012) [-]
BRILLIANT!
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User avatar #47 - anonymousattorney (05/30/2012) [-]
God, that's funny.....you sick, sick bastard....
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#17 - garyleneville (05/09/2012) [-]
#326 - Which is exactly why it said one of the strongest , as for th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2012 on OH GOD WAT 0
#338 - thekingofawesome (05/08/2012) [-]
As has been mentioned you would be biting joints not bone anyway. And a cubic inch of solid bone is irrelevant, the human pinky finger is not a cubic inch of solid bone.
User avatar #329 - doctorinthetardis (05/08/2012) [-]
It seems we are on similar wavelengths my good man.
#296 - "Bone is one of the strongest materials found in nature. …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2012 on OH GOD WAT 0
User avatar #385 - tawpdawg (05/09/2012) [-]
lets counter that argument, ill run your ass over with a pickup truck and we'll see if your bones are alright :D
#313 - thekingofawesome (05/08/2012) [-]
Well the internet may tell you this but use logic. Strongest material found in nature? what about diamonds. It also says one cubic inch of bone can withstand the weight of five trucks.
Let a truck drive over your skull and come back to me.
User avatar #326 - ryanocorous (05/08/2012) [-]
Which is exactly why it said one of the strongest, as for the argument with the skull, you have to remember that 'one cubic inch of bone' is talking about a one inch cubed block of bone, with no space in the middle for it to cave in on itself, and no holes such as eye sockets to weaken the structure. Of course, it doesn't take a genius to figure out there would be many cases of decapitated fingers if this were to be true. Mainly from people accidentally biting their fingers while eating food with their hands.
#338 - thekingofawesome (05/08/2012) [-]
As has been mentioned you would be biting joints not bone anyway. And a cubic inch of solid bone is irrelevant, the human pinky finger is not a cubic inch of solid bone.
User avatar #329 - doctorinthetardis (05/08/2012) [-]
It seems we are on similar wavelengths my good man.
User avatar #324 - doctorinthetardis (05/08/2012) [-]
Did you actually read it? It is ONE of the strongest materials in nature. ONE CUBIC INCH of bone can withstand 19,000 lbs of pressure, the skull is not one inch thick by any means, well, yours may be the exception.
User avatar #309 - SilentStranger (05/08/2012) [-]
We could easily test that, get a truck and have it drive over your head.
Post to youtube please.
#270 - ******** , that means you can bite another person…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/08/2012 on OH GOD WAT +21
User avatar #284 - pictureperfectt (05/08/2012) [-]
What about a knife? A knife can easily cut off a finger. Infact, I did it to my friend once. Of course it wasn't on purpose...yeah, totally not trying to kill him, heh heh <:)
*MMMPHH!!*
SHUT UP! Anyway, bone vs. bone = one of the bones winning, usually the teeth would. Teeth are WAY stronger than metal. WAY.
User avatar #283 - tawpdawg (05/08/2012) [-]
interesting how you say in 1 cubic inch can withstand 19000 lbs.... that is an absolute lie it only takes 81 PSI (Pounds per square inch) to crack the skull... which btw is alot more dense than the the phalanges. Try looking some things up before throwing facts out there.
User avatar #296 - ryanocorous (05/08/2012) [-]
"Bone is one of the strongest materials found in nature. One cubic inch of bone can withstand loads of at least 19,000 pounds (8,626 kilograms), which is approximately the weight of five standard-size pickup trucks. This is roughly four times the strength of concrete. Bone's resistance to load is equal to that of aluminum and light steel. Ounce for ounce, bone is actually stronger than steel and reinforced concrete since steel bars of comparable size would weigh four or five times as much as bone."

"One cubic inch of bone can withstand loads of at least 19000 pounds (8626 kilograms), which is approximately the weight of five standard-size pickup trucks."

"For weight bone is one of the strongest materials on earth, super light, flexible and strong, they are chambers of hollow walls allowing them to bend."


Source: Googled "How strong is bone?"
User avatar #385 - tawpdawg (05/09/2012) [-]
lets counter that argument, ill run your ass over with a pickup truck and we'll see if your bones are alright :D
#313 - thekingofawesome (05/08/2012) [-]
Well the internet may tell you this but use logic. Strongest material found in nature? what about diamonds. It also says one cubic inch of bone can withstand the weight of five trucks.
Let a truck drive over your skull and come back to me.
User avatar #326 - ryanocorous (05/08/2012) [-]
Which is exactly why it said one of the strongest, as for the argument with the skull, you have to remember that 'one cubic inch of bone' is talking about a one inch cubed block of bone, with no space in the middle for it to cave in on itself, and no holes such as eye sockets to weaken the structure. Of course, it doesn't take a genius to figure out there would be many cases of decapitated fingers if this were to be true. Mainly from people accidentally biting their fingers while eating food with their hands.
#338 - thekingofawesome (05/08/2012) [-]
As has been mentioned you would be biting joints not bone anyway. And a cubic inch of solid bone is irrelevant, the human pinky finger is not a cubic inch of solid bone.
User avatar #329 - doctorinthetardis (05/08/2012) [-]
It seems we are on similar wavelengths my good man.
User avatar #324 - doctorinthetardis (05/08/2012) [-]
Did you actually read it? It is ONE of the strongest materials in nature. ONE CUBIC INCH of bone can withstand 19,000 lbs of pressure, the skull is not one inch thick by any means, well, yours may be the exception.
User avatar #309 - SilentStranger (05/08/2012) [-]
We could easily test that, get a truck and have it drive over your head.
Post to youtube please.
User avatar #279 - Crazywithanx (05/08/2012) [-]
Fuck yes. Thank you somebody with logic. Also I fucking LOVE Destrey. (or however you spell his name)
#462 - MFW 05/07/2012 on This boy is my hero -1
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