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#421 - The troll?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? 0
User avatar #422 - thealmightyantler (09/20/2014) [-]
Yup
#189 - *The chance to reduce UTI with a circumcision is 1 in every 11… 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? +1
#185 - All facts i've mentioned are sourced at the e…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? +6
User avatar #197 - rapterjesus (09/20/2014) [-]
I said many not all.

Never disputed the prevalence of circumcision, the chances of penile cancer prevention, or the reduced chance of UTI. So providing proof they exist is irrelevant.

As to the links you provided:

The study indicating 5x higher ED, used self selected participant: "The results of this study might be skewed because of two factors: results from a study using self-selected participants might not yield the same results as a study using random selection, and a bias might exist among men who are more likely to visit a men's issues website in that they might be more self-aware, or more than normally concerned with their sexuality or health"

That definitely makes the grounds for their conclusions suspect if not invalid.

As for the elevated levels of cortisol, you claimed it was higher 6 months after the procedure, but the study you provided only measured it ~40 minutes after the procedure. The point of the study was to see if infants would even have a cortisol reaction at only 3-5 days after birth. Not to mention, many events produce cortisol, when you undergo surgery it would be weird NOT to produce it. A dentist procedure would increase the levels of cortisol in your body, and isn't really considered traumatic.

I would ask you please stop conflating circumcision with mastectomies. Using a strawman argument to try to deflect criticism is unfortunate.

User avatar #189 - ryander (09/20/2014) [-]
*The chance to reduce UTI with a circumcision is 1 in every 111 circumcisions. So about 1%.
#140 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? +11
#449 - ryderjbudde (09/20/2014) [-]
This isn't anecdotal though.

If he is circumcised, every moment of his life is scientific data that opposes your side of the argument.

You can google all the opposing scientific data you want, but that doesn't mean you know any better than someone who lives a life that you do not.

He didn't tell you a story, it was a statement of fact. Unless he isn't circumcised, in which case he is lying, but I don't see why he wouldn't be on your side.
User avatar #146 - shieeetposter (09/20/2014) [-]
oh em jay u rekt me so hard wid a pikchoor

I have anecdotal evidence on my side, FYI.
#225 - nahbro (09/20/2014) [-]
it's a shame you weren't one of the 117 annual deaths caused by botched circumcisions in the US
#450 - ryderjbudde (09/20/2014) [-]
And now your white knight approach falls apart.

"I sure feel sorry for all of the babies who died during circumcision..."

...Unless those babies were to have grown up to oppose my opinion in which case I am glad they died."

#168 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
You do live up to your name.
#122 - It's the removal of a piece of a persons body which cannot be …  [+] (16 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? +20
User avatar #238 - thealmightyantler (09/20/2014) [-]
You fed it.
User avatar #421 - ryander (09/20/2014) [-]
The troll?
User avatar #422 - thealmightyantler (09/20/2014) [-]
Yup
User avatar #171 - rapterjesus (09/20/2014) [-]
Many of the factors you claim are either bogus, misleading, or don't stand up to peer review.

It is not generally accepted that there is ANY increase in Erectile Dysfunction, let alone a 500% increase.

The use of Anesthetics in circumcision in a non-issue. Also, topical Anesthetics tend to be more than enough. Have you ever witnessed a circumcision? I have, and there was very little discomfort.

Circumcision's ability to prevent UTI is not unreliable, it is a huge chance. And while yes, UTI CAN be treated with anti-biotics, there are many people in the world without access to them, and even if you do have access, many parents aren't exactly trained to notice the symptoms. How long might pass between contracting the infection and treatment?

The lowered risk of Penile cancer is good for a piece of useless skin. Breasts are important organs which tend only to be removed as a last resort. And before you claim that the foreskin provides important protection; it was evolved for unclothed Humans in the wild, we don't live in the wild, and are fully clothed. Also I have yet to find any studies that can prove reduced PLEASURE, that have stood up to peer review.

Please provide the link for the study in regards to the Cortisol levels. I wonder how large there pool of subjects was.


User avatar #382 - commontroll (09/20/2014) [-]
The funniest thing to me about arguments over dicks is that the people who are circumcised really don't give a shit, while the ones who aren't are super upset and pissy about the topic.
User avatar #185 - ryander (09/20/2014) [-]
The Truth About Circumcision

All facts i've mentioned are sourced at the end of this comment and i'll throw in a video too. One of the studies shows the direct increase in erectile disfunction. The lack of anesthetics during a mutilation is pretty clearly shown as traumatic by the noticeable increase in the stress hormone cortisol like i mentioned (also sourced below).
It has.It could be 100% reliable in ending UTI and it still would be unreliable, because like I stated before you have antibiotics that do the exact same thing thus preventing a child from having part of their body torn off for life. If you make the argument that third world countries have no acess to antibiotics then I'll make the counter argument that they will also most likely have no means to operate without running into severe health risks for the child and then brings the natural problems of circumcision. We can still cut off one of the woman's breasts while she is wide awake without anesthetic and without consent to lower the risk. I mean she'll still have another so its fine, right?

-All Sources:
board.freedomainradio.com/topic/36819-the-truth-about-circumcision/

-Sources i've gathered Individually:
30% of men worldwide are genitally mutilated: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision
1 in 1,437 chance: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_cancer#cite_note-8
Elevated levels of stress hormone cortisol: www.cirp.org/library/pain/gunnar/
5x higher chance erectile dysfunction: www.biomedsearch.com/article/Alexithymia-circumcision-trauma-preliminary-investigation/271664388.html
Reduced chance for UTI: adc.bmj.com/content/90/8/853.full
User avatar #197 - rapterjesus (09/20/2014) [-]
I said many not all.

Never disputed the prevalence of circumcision, the chances of penile cancer prevention, or the reduced chance of UTI. So providing proof they exist is irrelevant.

As to the links you provided:

The study indicating 5x higher ED, used self selected participant: "The results of this study might be skewed because of two factors: results from a study using self-selected participants might not yield the same results as a study using random selection, and a bias might exist among men who are more likely to visit a men's issues website in that they might be more self-aware, or more than normally concerned with their sexuality or health"

That definitely makes the grounds for their conclusions suspect if not invalid.

As for the elevated levels of cortisol, you claimed it was higher 6 months after the procedure, but the study you provided only measured it ~40 minutes after the procedure. The point of the study was to see if infants would even have a cortisol reaction at only 3-5 days after birth. Not to mention, many events produce cortisol, when you undergo surgery it would be weird NOT to produce it. A dentist procedure would increase the levels of cortisol in your body, and isn't really considered traumatic.

I would ask you please stop conflating circumcision with mastectomies. Using a strawman argument to try to deflect criticism is unfortunate.

User avatar #189 - ryander (09/20/2014) [-]
*The chance to reduce UTI with a circumcision is 1 in every 111 circumcisions. So about 1%.
User avatar #159 - schnizel (09/20/2014) [-]
#rekt
User avatar #137 - shieeetposter (09/20/2014) [-]
I am circumcised.

I can confirm you are full of shit.
#140 - ryander (09/20/2014) [-]
#449 - ryderjbudde (09/20/2014) [-]
This isn't anecdotal though.

If he is circumcised, every moment of his life is scientific data that opposes your side of the argument.

You can google all the opposing scientific data you want, but that doesn't mean you know any better than someone who lives a life that you do not.

He didn't tell you a story, it was a statement of fact. Unless he isn't circumcised, in which case he is lying, but I don't see why he wouldn't be on your side.
User avatar #146 - shieeetposter (09/20/2014) [-]
oh em jay u rekt me so hard wid a pikchoor

I have anecdotal evidence on my side, FYI.
#225 - nahbro (09/20/2014) [-]
it's a shame you weren't one of the 117 annual deaths caused by botched circumcisions in the US
#450 - ryderjbudde (09/20/2014) [-]
And now your white knight approach falls apart.

"I sure feel sorry for all of the babies who died during circumcision..."

...Unless those babies were to have grown up to oppose my opinion in which case I am glad they died."

#168 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
You do live up to your name.
#463 - Picture 09/19/2014 on Gamergate/SJW discussion... +4
#123 - Oh okay, so you held your ground rather well. This bitch is in… 09/19/2014 on The Future is Beautiful 0
#122 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on The Future is Beautiful 0
User avatar #124 - karvarausku (09/19/2014) [-]
Exactly. Currently have small but trusty group of good friends. Real friends.

Also one of the time when my "friend" forgot his ticket to convention (they cost about 20-30€)
I actually managed to gather around said amount of money and bought the ticket for him. What happened next, he didn't even hang out with me. He left with just saying "Thanks mate."

#62 - You sound like someone with a lot of self esteem issues. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2014 on The Future is Beautiful +1
User avatar #64 - karvarausku (09/19/2014) [-]
Nah my self esteem is pretty great.

How she forced me to apologize? Well we were at convention and 2 of my "friends held me there not letting me go anywhere, first I wondered why wouldn't they let me go anywhere, but then came my ex... Didn't want to start a fight or anything so I had to bite my lip even tho I knew I didn't do anything wrong. I constantly asked what for I have to apologize "everything" Everything what? She told me nothing that I should had had the reason to even apologize...

I didn't answer by spreading anything of her, I tried to tell my friends the truth of myself, but I didn't try to make her seem worse person in front of their eyes, but it was for nothing. Now the friends that used to be my friends avoid me in there conventions.

I have constantly told her to leave me alone, she has called me on my phone sent me mail, tried to contact me facebook (and throu my gf).
I have told her to stop it and if she doesn't I will contact police for harassment, but she don't listen.

Also she tries to convince my gf that I have tried to get her back what is absolutely insane!
User avatar #123 - ryander (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh okay, so you held your ground rather well. This bitch is insane and theonemica is right. Having been backstabbed by my friends aswell, looking back on it at least you get to see which friends are reliable.
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User avatar #124 - karvarausku (09/19/2014) [-]
Exactly. Currently have small but trusty group of good friends. Real friends.

Also one of the time when my "friend" forgot his ticket to convention (they cost about 20-30€)
I actually managed to gather around said amount of money and bought the ticket for him. What happened next, he didn't even hang out with me. He left with just saying "Thanks mate."

#67 - theonemica (09/19/2014) [-]
Your friends sound fake as fuck, they really don't sound like they were any kind of good friend at all.

A threat is meaningless if you're not going to go through with it. Save the conversations, especially ones where you told her to leave you alone, and then actually go contact the police with this evidence.
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