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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Portugal
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Comment Ranking:#14779
Highest Content Rank:#1487
Highest Comment Rank:#3602
Content Thumbs: 1859 total,  2022 ,  163
Comment Thumbs: 2616 total,  2918 ,  302
Content Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:736
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#222 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on Make A Wish +1
User avatar #266 - slippythetoad (06/30/2012) [-]
No...the joke was "I will pee on all the things you eat." I assumed he will pee food...not pee on it. If it was the joke then this was the shittiest joke ever.
#132 - Comment deleted 06/21/2012 on Can cars play leapfrog? 0
#356 - Comment deleted 06/20/2012 on Men will get this -1
#22 - Picture 06/20/2012 on NO! +2
#79 - here, take this 06/18/2012 on Wet dreams +2
#453 - Picture 06/18/2012 on .Gif all the memes +3
#331 - >Be 17 >Crush likes me >Reluctantly ask her t…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Spend $60 on D3, or go to... +3
#357 - captainp (06/18/2012) [-]
That's why prom at age 17 is a bad idea. If you went alone at legal you could at least get wasted and still have a good time. That's what I did at mine(in my country we are ~19 that time) years ago...
I still remember it as a fine night. Got drunk, picked some chick, almost got into a fight with my buddy, big hangover in the morning and big laughs in school next day.
User avatar #355 - thebritishguy (06/18/2012) [-]
it would probably be better to stay at home than go to a prom with a bitch anyway
#340 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
I really REALLY just do not give a fuck. You're on FunnyJunk. 80% of us are antisocial losers who wouldn't even be worth the bitch's effort to screw us over in the first place.
#353 - youliekmudkipz (06/18/2012) [-]
Well, YOU may be. Most of us have lives and actually do things other than internet.
#333 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5736383 at FJ Pony Thread **
#897 - Picture 06/12/2012 on The saddest thing you will... 0
#817 - PS- Also, yeah, **** that bitch. 06/12/2012 on The saddest thing you will... 0
#816 - Loyalty and Love. Have you ever seen a dog lose its owner? I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2012 on The saddest thing you will... +3
User avatar #817 - ryander (06/12/2012) [-]
PS- Also, yeah, fuck that bitch.
#815 - I don't know what to say...I'm in the same situation. Everythi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on The saddest thing you will... +1
User avatar #867 - danmoore (06/12/2012) [-]
show her this post, genuinely
#897 - ryander (06/12/2012) [-]
#777 - Picture 06/11/2012 on Depression Feels 0
#348 - How come I can't flag for "Stupid" ?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Depression Feels +11
User avatar #614 - hauntzor (06/11/2012) [-]
or "dick"
#777 - ryander (06/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #776 - daneman (06/11/2012) [-]
Or insensitive bastard who never actually had depression and has no idea what it is actually like.
#780 - chazzxz (06/12/2012) [-]
you don't have to believe me there is nothing I can do to prove that I did. However I was on prescription meds for over a year.
#211 - Well done, you copied the anon's comment and picture perfectly. 06/10/2012 on Clear waters of Austria 0
#83 - Wanted? You forgot about rape!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Broke ass neggas +6
User avatar #88 - awsomeseal (06/04/2012) [-]
wat.
User avatar #86 - atomicnutter (06/04/2012) [-]
Who the fuck would rape that shit.
#93 - CrazyHillbillys (06/04/2012) [-]
**CrazyHillbillys rolled a random image posted in comment #5480598 at FJ Pony Thread ** <------- he would
#95 - atomicnutter (06/04/2012) [-]
**atomicnutter rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at fuck it ** or this is
#56 - By used, I meant edited, inb4 "omg u stole them!!1" 06/04/2012 on Momo Please 0
#55 - I was too lazy to re-watch the episode and take pictures, so I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on Momo Please 0
User avatar #56 - ryander (06/04/2012) [-]
By used, I meant edited, inb4 "omg u stole them!!1"
#54 - Comment deleted 06/04/2012 on Momo Please 0
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on Momo Please +16
User avatar #45 - thesnarfalarker (06/04/2012) [-]
**thesnarfalarker rolls 06** Don't worry, I got em
#39 - **ryander rolls 14**  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Momo Please 0
#40 - ryander (06/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #45 - thesnarfalarker (06/04/2012) [-]
**thesnarfalarker rolls 06** Don't worry, I got em
#38 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Momo Please +3
#47 - Spitfirex (06/04/2012) [-]
Seriously?
#55 - ryander (06/04/2012) [-]
I was too lazy to re-watch the episode and take pictures, so I just used your own. No hard feelings, I hope. PS- Your top comment was good and you should feel good
User avatar #56 - ryander (06/04/2012) [-]
By used, I meant edited, inb4 "omg u stole them!!1"
#54 - ryander has deleted their comment.
#39 - ryander (06/04/2012) [-]
**ryander rolls 14**
#40 - ryander (06/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #45 - thesnarfalarker (06/04/2012) [-]
**thesnarfalarker rolls 06** Don't worry, I got em
#148 - Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! 05/31/2012 on Chemical reaction. +2
#161 - But, what about the digging? 05/30/2012 on His Face All Red... 0
#132 - Maybe is it this? 05/30/2012 on I hope this happens (read... 0
#98 - Comment deleted 05/30/2012 on Title 0
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