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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Portugal
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Comment Ranking:#429
Highest Content Rank:#1487
Highest Comment Rank:#425
Content Thumbs: 1861 total,  2026 ,  165
Comment Thumbs: 6549 total,  7024 ,  475
Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Times Content Favorited:109 times
Total Comments Made:1120
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#32 - holy **** we managed to keep him at 0 now do … 08/23/2014 on Gotcha 0
#56 - troll, thumb him up he hates it 08/23/2014 on I'm so fahnnny +1
#76 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Anatidaephobia +4
#63 - He's a professional troll, thumb him up he hates it 08/22/2014 on Sushi Bazooka 0
#1 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Who? 0
#280 - Leviathan 08/21/2014 on Hello My Name Is 0
#232 - I'm sorry…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on JonTron > Ego (One does it... 0
#234 - xseargeantxpainx (08/22/2014) [-]
I agree with all this.
#231 - Comment deleted 08/21/2014 on JonTron > Ego (One does it... 0
#40 - In order: stop hammer time its magic it aint gonn… 08/21/2014 on Tapestry Dump +2
#78 - I recognize InternetAristocrat, Sargon of Akkad, MundaneMatt, …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Video Game Journalism 0
User avatar #99 - nuclearkitteh (08/21/2014) [-]
I think the one on the bottom with the glasses is TotalBiscut, but I'm not sure. Other than that, no clue.
#101 - A few nice words don't make up f… 08/20/2014 on They call it "equal rights" 0
#51 - Picture 08/20/2014 on AGATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0
#9 - Picture 08/20/2014 on Pizza +9
#53 - yeah I was just curious how they had dicks 08/20/2014 on It's true yannow 0
#47 - what kind of girls have you been dating you faggot  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on It's true yannow 0
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2014) [-]
ones that have a porn folder and respond in kind?
#53 - ryander (08/20/2014) [-]
yeah I was just curious how they had dicks
#98 - paraphrasing this: 08/20/2014 on trending on fj at this moment +2
#77 - "I'm not getting involved. I got enough real life cancer …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2014 on trending on fj at this moment +41
#122 - greyhoundfd (08/20/2014) [-]
Wait, the biscuit has cancer? Since when?
User avatar #125 - mephiblis (08/20/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna say sad because i don't really feel sad so no point in lying or calling "le feels" but it's a damn shame, always liked that dude, was following his WoW videos with a zealot's fervor a few years ago. Damn shame.
User avatar #100 - ruinsage (08/20/2014) [-]
Total biscuit is on chemo? Sad news indeed
User avatar #93 - alstorp (08/20/2014) [-]
pls link
User avatar #98 - ryander (08/20/2014) [-]
#42 - thumb him up he hates it 08/20/2014 on she's pretty +1
#17 - Thumb him up, he hates it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Not punchline +15
#43 - sweatanus (08/20/2014) [-]
my efforts have paid off! FUCK YOU ITUMBLR!!!
#212 - I found it, thanks! It's working fine! Links + youtube video i… 08/20/2014 on Traps +6
#43 - Picture 08/20/2014 on trending on fj at this moment +25
#200 - I've avoided the anime because I wanted to play the game so mu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Traps +1
User avatar #202 - mosaicbrain (08/20/2014) [-]
There is an emulator, as far as I know.
I just dont know where the fuck to find it... sorry.
#49 - mfw people still fall for this ****  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Gardevoir used Trace +6
#69 - quoterox (08/20/2014) [-]
Look at it this way. He wants thumbs. Positive or negative, he'll get them, cause we're all riding the god damn bandwagon on everything.

We, on the other hand, get even more thumbs by replying to him with some kind of witty jab.

Thumbwhoring is not a zero sum game, people. We can all win.

insert mandatory comment for thumbs about joshlol being a feggit
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2014) [-]
Really? Personally I thought these troll dudes just wanted to "improve" their negative comment level by getting more red thumbs, so I always thumbed them up, whether their comment was already positive or negative.
#83 - quoterox (08/20/2014) [-]
Some do. Others transcend the point of traditional trolling, and convince people to "fall for it" so hard, that he ends up getting positive thumbs. Honestly the only way to win is not to play- or in other words, to ignore trolls entirely.

Unless you want to milk the Green Thumb Tits, in which case, type that witty response.
#84 - Comment deleted 08/20/2014 on Men vs Women 0
#65 - Men: -Get Drafted. Women don't. -Genitally mutilated. …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Men vs Women +4
#223 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2014) [-]
Actually in some places they do mutilate women's gentiles by cutting off the clitoris. But it's not as common place as circumcision. Both are barbaric though.
But women aren't the only ones getting raped and guys have to deal with jerks too.
tl;dr: People need to stop bitching about shit.
User avatar #77 - thebellboy (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah only thing girls have to do to get shelter is lift a skirt or suck a dick...
#84 - ryander has deleted their comment.
User avatar #67 - dancingdoggy (08/19/2014) [-]
I agree with everything except the reproductive rights. Still fighting for those in a lot of places, even in first world countries.
User avatar #70 - snipys (08/20/2014) [-]
but the ones who support it don't think men should have it.
User avatar #73 - dancingdoggy (08/20/2014) [-]
Ah yea, that's true.

I have this [unfeasible] idea where both the man and woman have rights. The woman has the first three months to decide if she wants to keep it (much like how it is now). But the man could also have those first three months to say he wants no part of being a father, and can back out. That way if the woman realizes she doesn't want to raise a child without a father, she can still get an abortion.

However, this implies that everyone tells the truth. Which ain't gonna happen. *Sigh*
User avatar #74 - snipys (08/20/2014) [-]
That also implies the woman would tell the man about the pregnancy in that time.
User avatar #75 - dancingdoggy (08/20/2014) [-]
Well yea, that's why I put the part about implying that people tell the truth, which isn't going to happen.
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