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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
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Ever took a sh*t so big you thought you were going super sayin? I have. I did. >.>

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#140 - After reading the comments, and living in a town that function…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/11/2011 on God Bless Our Troops +20
#185 - anonymous (03/11/2011) [-]
The year I was born, my parents moved to Israel from Russia for just over 2 years. Because I was born in Israel I have to serve for 3 years in the armed forces. I have two choices: 1) I could stay in Canada and risk being deported or if I ever go on Israeli land I can be arrested or 2) I could lose my life for a country I barely knew. I'm still trying to decide, what do you guys think?
#190 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
I have no clue bro.
#157 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
^ He nows what he is talking about. Bet 90%of you wouldn"t make it past basic training in real life. And wouldnt last 10 minutes in a REAL firefight not that CoD bullshit. (this gets negative the currency of the gods, FJ thumbs)
#160 - ryanbond (03/11/2011) [-]
Thanks dude. My dad was a POW in Vietnam. Thats why I think of stuff like this. I tried to make it sound like something he would have said.
#165 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
I myself have not served in the armed forces but I plan to sign up when able to. Also my grandpa was also in Vietnam. Helicoter mechanic saw a shitload of his frontline buddies come back in body bags. Also did your dad get out of the POW camp alive because if he did he must've been a tough s.o.b
User avatar #168 - ryanbond (03/11/2011) [-]
Yes. I'm only Fifteen. He is a Marine. He was there for six years. He told me if I ever joined the military, he would break my knees. >.> Guess he didn't like it too much, eh?
#171 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
I'm 15 too and my dad is actually expects me to become a staff sergeant in a matter of months. As I always follow protocol and I'm the freaking Napoleon of my school.
User avatar #172 - ryanbond (03/11/2011) [-]
Haha, nice. Good luck with that. =)
#173 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
Already can beat most of friends in risk in a single hour. Also I beat my friends in chess in an average of 15 moves.
User avatar #176 - ryanbond (03/11/2011) [-]
Haha, sweet. Ever herd of the program Gatekeeper?
#180 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
Nthe fine original postere GOOGLE HERE I COME!
User avatar #203 - reformedmikey (03/11/2011) [-]
did you use op or Op
#206 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
no clue
User avatar #216 - reformedmikey (03/11/2011) [-]
piss, i'm trying to find out how it says the fine original poster.
User avatar #184 - ryanbond (03/11/2011) [-]
Well, it's the US government's firewall. My dad designed it. =] He wrote it in Cobal, so they called him back to write it again. I didn't see him for months at a time. =/
#186 - gugnir (03/11/2011) [-]
That is awesome.
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#35 - Haha! **** thats nasty! XD 03/11/2011 on dr, suess u so silly +1
#49 - The Father and Creator Of All be trollin 03/11/2011 on damn you internet! -14
#48 - The Father and Creator Of All  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2011 on damn you internet! -15
User avatar #49 - ryanbond (03/11/2011) [-]
The Father and Creator Of All be trollin
#100 - After reading the comments, and living in a town that function…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2011 on God Bless Our Troops +25
#136 - seasisk (03/11/2011) [-]
OH SHIT! I just witnessed common sense on the internet! Thank you for explaining to the people that were to ignorant to figure it out.
User avatar #108 - DoggyBouncer (03/11/2011) [-]
Words of inspiration......
#27 - Who the hell would **** a bitch on her period?!?!…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/11/2011 on dr, suess u so silly +16
User avatar #39 - EasyEnzie (03/11/2011) [-]
someone who doesn't mind a little ketchup on their hotdog, as long as the bun is tight
#34 - zoncon (03/11/2011) [-]
User avatar #58 - exoh (03/11/2011) [-]
looks like he earned his red wings
User avatar #35 - ryanbond (03/11/2011) [-]
Haha! Fuck thats nasty! XD
#30 - neroazulomega (03/11/2011) [-]
parting the red sea
#29 - dickfor (03/11/2011) [-]
so you can get these
#41 - anonymous (03/11/2011) [-]
I've earned mine! Quite.. disgusting actually.. Wake up hungover with crusty.. You get the idea.
#52 - anonymous (03/11/2011) [-]
Ahhh fuck! Noooo!
#6 - Holy **** ! It's a DUDE! =0 03/10/2011 on Priceless 0
#27 - Haha, see ya'll there! =D 03/10/2011 on Hell +2
#9 - HAha, oh **** . Thats funny. XD 03/10/2011 on people saying FML -3
#1 - Only 10 minutes a day? =/ I'm not sure if I can cut down that much? =( 03/09/2011 on dont be ashamed to watch... +2
#139 - Problem: My hand doesn't fit! Solution: Tilt the can. … 03/09/2011 on pwingles -5
#119 - Lol. XD I'm straight, just sayin. IRL I am anyways.. 03/09/2011 on pwingles 0
#105 - Oh YEAH!!! FINALLY! =D  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2011 on pwingles +9
#108 - anonymous (03/09/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 13** dubs and homosexuality is a choice.
User avatar #119 - ryanbond (03/09/2011) [-]
Lol. XD I'm straight, just sayin. IRL I am anyways..
#249 - I see a TV, no black guys in your neighborhood? Lucky.. 03/09/2011 on Messy Room +6
#2 - Not suitable for kickball tournaments* 03/09/2011 on Dubsteps 0
#1 - I almost cried... Then I read the least frame. Now posted on m… 03/09/2011 on Worth the read +2
#1 - Is adding white space the new fad? I must prepare myself with … 03/09/2011 on Troll Shirts +1
#1 - We can't stop here!! This is bat country! =0 03/09/2011 on Fear an loathing +1
#16 - **ryanbond rolls 0** Am I going to get laid tonight? 03/09/2011 on ask the funnygod 0
#10 - Holy **** ... From Bad romance - $@&#&#* … 03/09/2011 on mind fuck +2
#1 - Where's the "LOL" face when you need it? XD 03/09/2011 on People on FJ +1
#4 - I see dead people.. 0.0 03/08/2011 on god meme 0
#3 - Thumb to you! Like a boss! =D 03/08/2011 on Win. 0
#3 - To the front page! =D 03/08/2011 on Blood? 0
#1 - I'm not reading that.. 03/08/2011 on Title Update 4 is on its way! +1
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User avatar #1 - flashcache (02/26/2011) [-]
Hey ryanbond,

How's it going?
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