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Date Signed Up:4/17/2013
Location:Australia
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Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
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Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Times Content Favorited:406 times
Total Comments Made:1481
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If you want something photoshopped I'd be happy to help.


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    This isn't even my final form! This isn't even my final form!
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    More like 4:00am More like 4:00am
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latest user's comments

#44 - Do you really expect me to read all that ****? 05/19/2016 on Un-bee-lievable 0
#82 - It's called ****. 05/11/2016 on Random shit on my phone 26 +1
#54 - Picture 05/05/2016 on This fucking site 0
#33 - yes 05/03/2016 on Random shit on my phone 15 0
#142 - It seems that it might be a chicken egg with an unhatched chic…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2016 on Presenting Oscar, The... +2
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#152 - danmegaflakes (04/17/2016) [-]
it was his jizz
#79 - Why am i so mad? 04/16/2016 on black lives dont matter +4
#12 - Just converted the file into mp3 and make it me alarm for then… 04/02/2016 on Tom Cruise 0
#45 - Picture 04/02/2016 on instant boner +12
#38 - as well as dis nuts 03/27/2016 on Elder Scrolls NPCs +1
#5 - You'd think that if you walk your dog calluses would build of …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/19/2016 on tumblrrr +21
#35 - therwasno (03/19/2016) [-]
pretty sure that is bullshit
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#15 - chokebee (03/19/2016) [-]
The more important thing should be why you're walking your dog on asphalt instead of grass.
#74 - agronimo (03/20/2016) [-]
Because of cities
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#19 - newepic (03/19/2016) [-]
I thought America was covered in asphalt?
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#22 - themurp (03/19/2016) [-]
.7% asphalt/paving
#59 - newepic (03/19/2016) [-]
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#62 - themurp (03/19/2016) [-]
Joke doesn't make any sense, also I thought it was interesting
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#64 - newepic (03/19/2016) [-]
America is said to be the home of the car, and also Americans are know to be lazy. Hence the joke is that they covered the country in asphalt so that people get everywhere without walking anywhere.
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#66 - themurp (03/19/2016) [-]
America is one of the less dense countries, with huge amounts of open space
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#10 - Byte (03/19/2016) [-]
or arizona