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#80 - Picture 05/25/2015 on Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean... +1
#240 - Picture 05/25/2015 on Heard that you were talkin... +1
#78 - Yeah, apparently the cameraman said "holy ******* … 05/25/2015 on Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean... +1
#35 - Agreed, used to pull pranks on coworkers all the time. Once I … 05/25/2015 on Pigeon prank call +1
#33 - I agree 100%, but kids do it because every other kind of prank…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Pigeon prank call 0
User avatar #34 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2015) [-]
Agreed. But I think pranks can still be funny even if the person is pissed off in the moment.
Like banging a gong in a sleeping persons face, funny and no harm done, they will be pissed off at first but it was slightly funny and they will laugh later too.
However, 3rd degree burns are never funny.
#35 - rustiphor (05/25/2015) [-]
Agreed, used to pull pranks on coworkers all the time. Once I was driving my work crew to a job site and my foreman would always sleep in the passenger seat, so I put the seat warmer on the highest setting and waited to see how long it'd take him to wake up and realize. In the middle of summer, it's pretty hilarious.

The next week we had finished some work on a school rooftop and I was last to go down. He decided it'd be a good time to lock the entrance gate while I wasn't looking...took like 20 seconds fucking with the gate before I realized it. My other coworkers and him were on the other side, out of view, busting up...mfw
#75 - I can agree with that, I hadn't taken into account the 50 shot… 05/24/2015 on Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean... +1
#30 - *sub in friend* 05/24/2015 on Shot down +106
#37 - mfw right handed and still smears notes, hate getting the tin …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Superpower +42
User avatar #148 - hydraetis (05/25/2015) [-]
Yea that's not just a left-handed thing. The smearing just start happening on the first line for left-handers, whereas for right handed people it starts when writing the second line.
User avatar #112 - fukinitech (05/25/2015) [-]
tin man hand?
User avatar #136 - lubricant (05/25/2015) [-]
The graphite from the pencil sticks to your hand and it makes it silver like the tin man
User avatar #178 - fukinitech (05/25/2015) [-]
oh yeah thats just if you bare down on the paper, i dont think it matters which hand you use. im a right hander but i write weird like how i hold it
#58 - Obviously, that's the point in doing drugs isn't it? To experi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean... 0
User avatar #69 - hor (05/24/2015) [-]
More specifically, cocaine blocks the reuptake of serotonin, dopamine, and norepinepherine, making it a SNDRI(serotonin-norepinepherine-dopamine reuptake inhibitor) or TRI(triple reuptake inhibitor).
#80 - rustiphor (05/25/2015) [-]
#50 - Also, hellomynameisbill mentioned there were 50 shots of espre…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean... 0
#76 - rollfourexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,210**

I remember when that was new. That guy was way too close. If that piece of shrapnel on the right hit him he would have been pretty badly hurt. It's a flying piece of jagged metal.

I think he was called FPSRussia or something.
User avatar #78 - rustiphor (05/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, apparently the cameraman said "holy fucking shit!" immediately afterwards...he doesn't shoot that close to them anymore haha.
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