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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: facebook is shit
Youtube Channel: yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh no
Steam Profile: russianbear1941
Consoles Owned: ps3 & ps4
Video Games Played: cod, dead island, lbp2, killzone 3, uncharted, battle field, minecraft, war thunder
X-box Gamertag: xbox iz ghey
PSN: xxrussian1bearxx
Interests: bears, mlp, dr who, tosh.o, impractical jokers, walking dead, breaking bad, South Park, guns, dogs, turtles, zombies, music (dubstep, rock, rap, etc.), bacon
Date Signed Up:1/24/2013
Location:where no white people will ever go in new york
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Times Content Favorited:63 times
Total Comments Made:8836
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ALT ACCOUNTS: notbear, russianbearx, bronytroller, ineedpictures, firestreak, xrussianbear, thatlatinobrony, and zanotti

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#63702 - alright 05/29/2014 on ragingbrony's profile 0
#289 - mfw they died on my birthday  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible +5
User avatar #297 - sankhya (05/25/2014) [-]
Same shit here :o
#290 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw i understand that you've killed them
#295 - ye 05/15/2014 on russianxbear's profile 0
#293 - KISS MY ASS, SLUT ~  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2014 on russianxbear's profile 0
#294 - abstractpink (05/15/2014) [-]
lewd
User avatar #295 - russianxbear (05/15/2014) [-]
ye
#291 - shut up cunt <3  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2014 on russianxbear's profile 0
#292 - abstractpink (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm getting mixed signals here

<3<3
User avatar #293 - russianxbear (05/15/2014) [-]
KISS MY ASS, SLUT ~
#294 - abstractpink (05/15/2014) [-]
lewd
User avatar #295 - russianxbear (05/15/2014) [-]
ye
#8754759 - also my ps3 broke 5 months ago sorry 05/15/2014 on retard forum 0
#1326170 - so help me god if i come back here one more time i'll tell my …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Friendly 0
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User avatar #1326179 - tinyer (05/09/2014) [-]
lel bye Marxfag

You'll never take muh freedums
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Waiting for castle crashers to download
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User avatar #296 - sovietrussianbear (05/31/2014) [-]
tsk tsk tsk

what shame
User avatar #290 - abstractpink (05/15/2014) [-]
lol why?
User avatar #291 to #290 - russianxbear (05/15/2014) [-]
shut up cunt
<3
#292 to #291 - abstractpink (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm getting mixed signals here

<3<3
User avatar #293 to #292 - russianxbear (05/15/2014) [-]
KISS MY ASS, SLUT ~
#289 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #288 - allcloppersmustdie (05/05/2014) [-]
im so fucking proud of you man
User avatar #286 - russianxbear (05/03/2014) [-]
<3
#270 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Russian, I missed you, buddy!
User avatar #271 to #270 - russianxbear (04/15/2014) [-]
KOKANUM!
#272 to #271 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Although I did change mascots
How are you?
User avatar #273 to #272 - russianxbear (04/15/2014) [-]
good just dropping by now for spring break
User avatar #274 to #273 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Yaaay
Good to see you're alright

Anything new going on in life?
User avatar #275 to #274 - russianxbear (04/15/2014) [-]
nope, same old things and nothing really changed. how about you?
User avatar #276 to #275 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Loong story through life

I'm doing good anyway, but I might come out to being gay to my parents oon
User avatar #277 to #276 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
*soon
User avatar #278 to #277 - russianxbear (04/15/2014) [-]
do it man
it's your life and they need to accept the way you want to live it
if they dont agree then to hell with them
User avatar #279 to #278 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Yaa that's true. But there are other factors to it too n stuff
But I'll do it soon. Psychologist says I should soon
#280 to #279 - russianxbear (04/15/2014) [-]
good to know

do you still watch mlp? i need to know if the new season is good or not
#281 to #280 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
No
No
Nobody even watches it anymore
User avatar #283 to #281 - russianxbear (04/15/2014) [-]
well i got to be going, got a movie to watch

nice talking to yo man.
User avatar #284 to #283 - kokanum ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
You too
Nice seeing you're alright!
#282 to #281 - russianxbear (04/15/2014) [-]
well shit, so much for that then.

would've just seen it coming with all the bash ive seen them getting lately.


hell it was a good show while it lasted
User avatar #264 - dancininseptember (03/20/2014) [-]
I don't get you, what's with all the sudden brony hate?
User avatar #265 to #264 - dancininseptember (03/20/2014) [-]
I use the word 'sudden' veryyy loosely.
User avatar #267 to #266 - dancininseptember (03/20/2014) [-]
someone else read it and it's been destroyed
User avatar #268 to #267 - russianxbear (03/20/2014) [-]
just look at the sticky on my profile
User avatar #269 to #268 - dancininseptember (03/20/2014) [-]
oh shit
that's some backstory, you're like some sort of moral crusader.
I still love you tho
#247 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
looking on how your alt is doing
holy shit man, you're on some mighty thin ice

hopefully you can keep going at it for like another month
#248 to #247 - russianxbear (03/19/2014) [-]
i am bruh
i really am
i want this shit to last but i dont think it can

also happy birthday in like a few hours i guess, what will you be doing?
#250 to #249 - russianxbear (03/19/2014) [-]
well you'll think of something soon
i guess lol


how's the college classes?
#251 to #250 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
what you expect college classes would be like?

it sucks

im just glad my birthday is tomorrow
User avatar #252 to #251 - russianxbear (03/19/2014) [-]
what, they give you free days for b-days?
User avatar #253 to #252 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
da

also havent you been looking at any colleges recently?
User avatar #254 to #253 - russianxbear (03/19/2014) [-]
yeah, thinking of joining of campus if i do get the chance
User avatar #255 to #254 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
great man, nice to see you're planning your future carefully.
#256 to #255 - russianxbear (03/19/2014) [-]
i dont wanna grow up
#257 to #256 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
growing up is something we all have to face in life

like death
#258 to #257 - russianxbear (03/19/2014) [-]
i'll go to college

but fuck you growing up is for losers
#259 to #258 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
nigga u wanna get cut?
User avatar #261 to #260 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
hehe

nu but seriously im proud of you for thinking about your future
User avatar #262 to #261 - russianxbear (03/19/2014) [-]
danke

well im sry but i need to do shit right now. and the arch angel isnt going to bash bronies by himself

bye
#263 to #262 - allcloppersmustdie (03/19/2014) [-]
bye   
   
 if you need advice on bashing remember who is your cousin
bye

if you need advice on bashing remember who is your cousin
#233 - therealmaster ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #232 - twi (08/22/2013) [-]
neckbeard sweaty
chins weak, pocketprotector heavy
vomit on my fannypack already
moms spaghettineckbeard sweaty
chins weak, pocketprotector heavy
vomit on my fannypack already
moms spaghettineckbeard sweaty
chins weak, pocketprotector heavy
vomit on my fannypack already
moms spaghettineckbeard sweaty
chins weak, pocketprotector heavy
vomit on my fannypack already
moms spaghettineckbeard sweaty
chins weak, pocketprotector heavy
vomit on my fannypack already
moms spaghettineckbeard sweaty
chins weak, pocketprotector heavy
vomit on my fannypack already
moms spaghettineckbeard sweaty
chins weak, pocketprotector heavy
vomit on my fannypack already
moms spaghetti
User avatar #231 - deathtothecloppers (08/08/2013) [-]
So you are now leaving this shit hole of a site for good?
Pitty, there goes one of my only friends on this site. But ey we can still alk on skype
#204 - russianxbear (08/03/2013) [-]
friendfull, masterofmuffins, thetoyscissors, mrspensy, headlesspoodle, nightelfbane, nukeoffriendship, twi, therealmaster, tomowrath, ambiguous

i just want to say that of all the users i had meet on here, you all have got to be my most favorite.

and that's why i think i should tell you guys my news

starting on the 7th of august, i will no longer be in the thread and also the site. and honestly im quite mixed emotions on how i feel about this. if any of you want to get a better explanation why i am going away, there's a sticky on my profile that you could read if you want to.

honestly, i just hope that you'll remember me.

#226 to #204 - friendfull **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #227 to #226 - russianxbear (08/04/2013) [-]
so are cats
<3
#223 to #204 - tomowrath (08/04/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear it.
it's for the best anyway. Funnyjunk is a piece of shit just for wasting time.
I'll always remember you.
I hope you will remember me as well.

See you in the long run
User avatar #213 to #204 - thetoyscissors (08/03/2013) [-]
I'll miss you, bro...
You were a good friend
User avatar #219 to #214 - thetoyscissors (08/03/2013) [-]
<3
I'm sorry you have to go
I'll always remember you, though
User avatar #211 to #204 - mrspensy (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm a favorite?

Wow...

Thanks <3
#210 to #204 - therealmaster ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
I'll miss you bear.
I'll miss you bear.
User avatar #208 to #204 - Nightelfbane (08/03/2013) [-]
also you should move out
#207 to #204 - nukeoffriendship (08/03/2013) [-]
aw dude

I hope you will be able to get back soon
User avatar #205 to #204 - twi (08/03/2013) [-]
nooo :c
#202 - russianxbear (07/30/2013) [-]
as of now, i just had another fucking argument with my mom about me going on this site. what she does is that she comes into my room at times and go through funnyjunk and try to see anything "bad" with the website. see goes though the brony board and sees all o the shit people post there and she actually believes that you guys are turning me gay.

She is a strict women that has the vision of seeing everything wanting to go her way and also has a unknowingly, strong hatred to the blacks, religions except her own, and also the gays.

me and my parents had been fighting about this web site for about 11 months now and honestly keeping on arguing about these things piss me off and she blames "the attitude" i have when we talk about these things from the internet. she also believes that you guys are going to influence me to do bad stuff like post nudes, kill people, rape, do drugs (the all stereotypical things that the internet does).

i always tell her that there is no way this site is not letting it control my very life and that there is no way in hell i will become gay in my life, but she still asks me why am i still visiting fj?


and she tries to make everyone in my family see the site as a bad thing. now honestly this bullshit has been bothering me for a fucking long time. but i also see why she cares so much for me and doesn't want any one changing my point of view in the world, so here's what im planning on doing

im just going to stay away from this site for a long period of time where she thinks im no longer getting on the thread. and the only thing she'll catch me doing on my laptop is playing minecraft


honestly, i don't really know if i'll be coming back or not i mean, my prime is now over and so is the thread's. god i wish i would here to see pt15, but sadly reality is a bitch that crushes all hopes and dreams. i also can't say i had a good run and allot of friends too. all i can say now is been quite the time getting to know all of you. and i wish you all a good life, this will be the last you ever see a bear like me on the thread.



i dont really care much to let anybody really carry on my legacy when im gone, nore i dont even care if anyone will be missing me when im gone. these things happen to allot of thread users and i know for a damn fact i wont be remembered as "the greatest thread user who ever lived"

if there were any regrets i had to say right now, it might just be none at all. not even the anti phanact channel either. and if i can say anything about my accomplishments too, it would be to talk to every one of you.



this is russianxbear saying "goodbye funny junk, you always were a decent site that helped me though my day"
User avatar #230 to #202 - vincentlaw (08/08/2013) [-]
do you have a specific server you play on? if yes, what's the ip?
#228 to #202 - friendfull **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#221 to #202 - nukeoffriendship (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm not good at saying goodbyes

so... later man

sorry about al those times I started a xxrussainbearxx spam
User avatar #220 to #202 - thetoyscissors (08/03/2013) [-]
Goodbye, Beary
Your mom will hopefully loosen up in a few weeks, but if not, it has been a good run knowing you
You were a good man, a good friend, and all I can say is I wish we could have made you more comfortable being known
I give you my condolences, and hope you'll come back
#212 to #202 - masterofmuffins (08/03/2013) [-]
I can see the reasons. Really understandable.
Bye bear, it's been a good period.

Just don't delete your account if you return.
#209 to #202 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (08/03/2013) [-]
I don't plan on staying here either. When/if you return, I probably won't be around anymore. The good times, the bad times......what matters is that we had those times together. You may not be commemorated, but you will not be forgotten.

Farewell, Bear. If life doesn't treat you well, grip it by the throat.
User avatar #203 to #202 - visiting (07/30/2013) [-]
your situation sounds crazy man, Im sorry, why dont you just move out? thank you for using the word visiting
User avatar #190 - Nightelfbane (07/24/2013) [-]
totally saved it
i have it
its mine
forever
User avatar #191 to #190 - russianxbear (07/24/2013) [-]
YOURE BLUFFING
#192 to #191 - Nightelfbane Comment deleted by russianxbear [-]
User avatar #194 to #192 - russianxbear (07/24/2013) [-]
nightelf, plz no
User avatar #195 to #194 - Nightelfbane (07/24/2013) [-]
mwuahahahahahaahahah
User avatar #196 to #195 - russianxbear (07/24/2013) [-]
dont tell thread plz
User avatar #164 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
wow okay :c
User avatar #165 to #164 - russianxbear (07/04/2013) [-]
I MENT TO CLICK ADD, ADD!. I'M SORRY :C
User avatar #166 to #165 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #167 to #166 - russianxbear (07/04/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, here i'll send you another one.
User avatar #168 to #167 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #170 to #169 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #172 to #171 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
bear
User avatar #173 to #172 - russianxbear (07/04/2013) [-]
unicorn~
User avatar #174 to #173 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
we should
like
make out
User avatar #175 to #174 - russianxbear (07/04/2013) [-]
yeah, lets do it
User avatar #176 to #175 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
*shits*
User avatar #177 to #176 - russianxbear (07/04/2013) [-]
*pisses*
User avatar #178 to #177 - twi (07/04/2013) [-]
yay animals
User avatar #155 to #154 - russianxbear (06/27/2013) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #157 to #156 - russianxbear (06/27/2013) [-]
no, seriously. that's really fucked up. why the fuck would you do that?
User avatar #158 to #157 - deathtothecloppers (06/27/2013) [-]
this is what happens when you have the same password for 6 years
User avatar #159 to #158 - russianxbear (06/27/2013) [-]
you're a real fucking asshole, you know that?
User avatar #160 to #159 - deathtothecloppers (06/27/2013) [-]
alright, i tell you what. i'll do anything you tell me to do, and i'll do it. does that seem fair?
User avatar #161 to #160 - russianxbear (06/27/2013) [-]
.............fine. i'll do, but just remember i know your password too and i dont do that shit to you.
#151 - JaconBacon (06/26/2013) [-]
So um, how does one go about asking for a comp / dump of all your nsfw pics, because you're amazing. I can't get enough of them.
User avatar #152 to #151 - russianxbear (06/26/2013) [-]
um i'm sorry. but that's all you're getting. i'm not really into that type of stuff you know.
User avatar #130 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
dude why haven't bought the game yet?
User avatar #131 to #130 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
i don't have money that's why. i'm trying to look for a summer job but i cant with all my errands i have to do with my dad
User avatar #132 to #131 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
didn't i told you about the nypd program that you, me, Roberto, and julien can do? you have your papers, right?
User avatar #133 to #132 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
my school ones? no, but i am taking summer school for july. and does your i.d. also count as well?
User avatar #134 to #133 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
i don't think your i.d. counts bro. but if you can, go talk someone in your school for filling out resumes. i think you can get in. you only work 5-7 hours and all the time mostly you just sit in a chair doing nothing until a private comes along and doing some minor chores like cleaning police men lockers, taking out trash, etc. you can earn up more than a thousand dollars once your done with the summer time. trust me, it's worth it.
User avatar #135 to #134 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
well shit, thanks. i really need the money you know. you already knew what happened to my toshiba, right?
User avatar #136 to #135 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
yeah, that was a stupid move you did there. didn't the repair guy fixed it though?
User avatar #137 to #136 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
for like a week, but then it fucking died on me again. it wont even turn on like the last time
User avatar #138 to #137 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
shit bro, that sucks. you wanna see if they can repair again or you think this is your last time with poor old Bessie?
User avatar #139 to #138 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
i wanna see id they can repair it again. if they can't, i'll just sell it to them for the parts and use the money to go buy a new laptop
User avatar #140 to #139 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
if you are going to buy a new laptop, remember to buy a asus. remember what julien told you about asus computers
User avatar #141 to #140 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
i do, and i am taking his advice. i want a 13-15' inch 500 gb hard drive with a intel i5 processor
User avatar #142 to #141 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
nice, or you can also get a mac book pro just like me.
User avatar #143 to #142 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
HELL NO

i aint joining you apple fags, got that? even my mom wants a damn mac book pro. there isnt no damn way im fucking getting that, alright? besides i'm good with pcs, i know them better by heart
User avatar #144 to #143 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
well what ever you want, it was just an option. hey you wanna go to the gym sometime soon?
User avatar #145 to #144 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
with what phone you have?
User avatar #146 to #145 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
you can call my hose phone you know, i'm always home now that summer is here.
User avatar #147 to #146 - russianxbear (06/21/2013) [-]
well i guess so, i been feeling quite fhatty over the time. hey, maybe when we're done we can go see a movie?
User avatar #148 to #147 - deathtothecloppers (06/21/2013) [-]
yeah sure, we'll see if we have time to. so i'll be at your house by 11 ok? i'll see you soon
#109 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
hehe....Hello...
hehe....Hello...
User avatar #110 to #109 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
Hey medic

Sup?
#111 to #110 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
Insanity  levels.
Insanity levels.
#113 to #112 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
what happened to us? we were such great friends..
what happened to us? we were such great friends..
User avatar #114 to #113 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
I don't know, I still love you. We just need to talk more that's all
#115 to #114 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait wait....what?
Wait wait wait wait....what?
User avatar #116 to #115 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
It's actually the first time I've seen you for a while


Where have you been?
#117 to #116 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
I've been having health issues..
I've been having health issues..
User avatar #118 to #117 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
What kind? Is it serious?
#119 to #118 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
when i comes to me is it never not?
when i comes to me is it never not?
User avatar #120 to #119 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
Damn, I'm really sorry. Are you gonna be okay?
#121 to #120 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
Eventually.
Eventually.
User avatar #122 to #121 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
Good, if there are any users that left me I don't want you to leave me that way
#123 to #122 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
i...don't know what to say..
i...don't know what to say..
User avatar #124 to #123 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
It's okay, it's just that I just came to the conclusion that too many users that I used to know left me, and I am just here
#125 to #124 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
I've told you before...i'd never go.
#127 to #126 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
how is life?
how is life?
User avatar #128 to #127 - russianxbear (06/02/2013) [-]
Going good
Sorry for replying so late

Yours?
#129 to #128 - meettehmedic (06/02/2013) [-]
Good, even though i cal myself pain.
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