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russiangirl

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
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latest user's comments

#7 - I guess you could have fun ******* giant teddy bears  [+] (1 new reply) 2 minutes ago on awe for me
#8 - coolios (21 seconds ago) [-]
I could, I could. Or I could You were probably expecting something about fucking my cat. No i will not do the do with my cat not fuck a giant teddy bear
#985 - holy cow i forgot that i am indeed 17 my age is 17 02/27/2015 on Tell FJ About Yourself!... 0
#975 - Basic Statistics: Age: 16 Nationality: American G…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Tell FJ About Yourself!... 0
User avatar #985 - russiangirl (02/27/2015) [-]
holy cow i forgot that i am indeed 17 my age is 17
#22 - You don't need a condom if you're by yourself.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2015 on please practice safe sex. +269
User avatar #90 - newdevyx (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, makes things less messy.
User avatar #86 - anonymoose (12 hours ago) [-]
But you can. It's called a posh wank.
#85 - animedudej (12 hours ago) [-]
b-b-but you dont wanna get yourself pragnant
#74 - kaboomz (14 hours ago) [-]
dis nigga
User avatar #71 - amonahan (15 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever had sex before? With and without a condom? Without feels SO DAMN GOOD. Also I never said that I don't use a contraceptive, either the girls have been on the pill or plan B or pulling out and finishing in her mouth or with her hand or my hand. You don't HAVE to wear a condom if you know what you're doing, plus I won't get any crazy bitches poking holes in the condoms I don't use.
#59 - Thundergod (18 hours ago) [-]
#44 - umjamlam (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #23 - johnmariox (02/27/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ the ER full to fucking brim with burn victims lately
#230 - yesss~~ 02/27/2015 on A cat id fine too 0
#53 - I remember I accidentally misspelled ***** in a c… 02/27/2015 on >2017-2 >being cis 0
#166 - holy **** yes 02/27/2015 on A cat id fine too +1
#151 - I personally prefer cat boys  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on A cat id fine too +4
#227 - finalfantasymaster (02/27/2015) [-]
Cqt boys you say?
User avatar #230 - russiangirl (02/27/2015) [-]
yesss~~
User avatar #164 - dorfdorfdorf (02/27/2015) [-]
fucking sexist scum
User avatar #166 - russiangirl (02/27/2015) [-]
holy shit yes
#200 - I've had to listen to countless of stories of 6 to 700 lbs peo… 02/26/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 of 6: Grand... 0
#62 - 23:00 oh hey it's me! 02/25/2015 on "The End" - A Story by... 0

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#115 - leown (11/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #139 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
ПРЕМЬЕРА!!! ФАБРИКА "Секрет" клип the guy here is beautiful

no homo

I wish I was him
User avatar #140 to #139 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
that looks fun
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User avatar #119 to #118 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
почему ты бьешь меня ?
User avatar #120 to #119 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
я не знаю
User avatar #121 to #120 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
По крайней мере, если вы хотите попасть на меня , образуют дружбу или что-то.
User avatar #122 to #121 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
but we are friends
User avatar #123 to #122 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
you barely ever talk to me
User avatar #124 to #123 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm sorry about that

So how are you doing? Anything exciting going on in your life recently?
User avatar #125 to #124 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
im going to go and turn in a application so i might be able to have and all expense paid trip to the capital
User avatar #126 to #125 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
The Capital? I may be wrong here but I'm assuming you don't mean Moscow, I think you said once you live in the US but I could be mistaken.

Either way, sounds fun, how long will you stay for?
User avatar #127 to #126 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
no, not moscow, i live in the us, if i get accepted about 5 days
User avatar #128 to #127 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh so by the capital you mean Washington DC then right?
Or state capital?

How old are you again? and do you study / work?
User avatar #129 to #128 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Washington DC and 17 and I am in high school
User avatar #130 to #129 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh right, okay

Cool
User avatar #131 to #130 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yup! and i cant believe my gpa average
User avatar #132 to #131 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Is it good or bad?

I'm in the UK and we don't have a "GPA" here so to speak
User avatar #133 to #132 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
good! and gpa is a grade point average and a 4.0 is supposed to be good and mine is 4.875
User avatar #134 to #133 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
well damn, that's something to be very proud of.

do you know what you'd like to do for a career yet?
User avatar #135 to #134 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i know rightt~!! hmm not sure, maybe languages, history orrr maybe a human biologist
User avatar #136 to #135 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
You probably already have a nice advantage with languages, how many do you speak?

history can be fascinating, you'd like to teach it or study it?
User avatar #137 to #136 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
well, i've been studying chinese and japanese and i will most likely getting more in depth with russian and in the past i had french and spanish classes and im not sure about the history one, cause maybe i could like cross that over with world traveling
User avatar #138 to #137 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Is your Russian as good as your English?
Also were you born in the US or did you move over?
#116 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
#117 to #116 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
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#113 - katarinaismywaifu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Have a cat.
User avatar #114 to #113 - russiangirl ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
*squeals loudly and cuddles*
User avatar #108 - majormayor (07/07/2014) [-]
Greetings from the US of A.
User avatar #109 to #108 - russiangirl ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
i live in america
User avatar #110 to #109 - majormayor (07/08/2014) [-]
Then why are you Russian girl?
User avatar #111 to #110 - russiangirl ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you know how you create something when you are little and you are stuck with it?
User avatar #112 to #111 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah. Ha.
User avatar #106 - maybetraffy (07/01/2014) [-]
I would **** you
User avatar #107 to #106 - russiangirl ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
uh, thanks?
User avatar #100 - joaomartins (06/26/2014) [-]
Hi rusky !
How are you ?
User avatar #101 to #100 - russiangirl ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
i'm pretty good! how are you?
User avatar #102 to #101 - joaomartins (06/27/2014) [-]
Fine as the morning !
Can I ask you something ?
User avatar #103 to #102 - russiangirl ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
what's that?
User avatar #104 to #103 - joaomartins (06/29/2014) [-]
Can I add you on Skype ?
User avatar #105 to #104 - russiangirl ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
sure mine's russiazoe or aoba sama
User avatar #94 - joaomartins (06/04/2014) [-]
Hy rusky, how are you?
User avatar #95 to #94 - russiangirl ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing pretty well, you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - joaomartins (06/04/2014) [-]
´Good enough, some days better, other days worst. Can't really complain .
Can you make me a favor ? Can you translate the russian parts from this video? Or just give me the idea of what they are saying, if it doesn't bother you of course.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJLBiw
User avatar #97 to #96 - russiangirl ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Well, from my honest opinion, this kid has really bad autism or that he has bad tantrums and i think he's getting mad over the internet, not just the memes. His mother wants him off but like he wants to keep on it, like he feels as if his mom is doing something wrong trying to pull him off
User avatar #98 to #97 - joaomartins (06/04/2014) [-]
Ohhh, I get it now. Thank you, some guy told me it was about violent video games and the kid was addicted to them or some **** . Thank you lass !
User avatar #99 to #98 - russiangirl ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
You're welcome!
User avatar #91 - joaomartins (05/11/2014) [-]
Hi rusky !
How are yuo, i'm completely ******* drunk ! but I survived another Queima !
SLB SLB SLB !
User avatar #92 to #91 - russiangirl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
quiema?
User avatar #93 to #92 - joaomartins (05/15/2014) [-]
Portuguese festival where students go out and get drunk before the finals, sorry bothering you.
User avatar #67 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, her and I where really adorable.

She'd always curl onto my chest and cuddle with me,
User avatar #68 to #67 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
what happened?
User avatar #69 to #68 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Yesterday, a few hours ago, you said my friend and I where cute, and I was agreeing...
User avatar #70 to #69 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
yeah i remember ^ ^
User avatar #73 to #70 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
She was.
User avatar #74 to #73 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
that's why i asked what happened
User avatar #75 to #74 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh.
She dumped me/
User avatar #76 to #75 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
awww why
#77 to #76 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Well, because I wasnt good enough...
User avatar #78 to #77 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
that sucks
User avatar #79 to #78 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
It did really bad. Sup?
User avatar #80 to #79 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
nothing much really, and you?
User avatar #81 to #80 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Had ***** day at school. Home finally and about to play some bass.
User avatar #82 to #81 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
well school is school but playing the bass sounds fun
User avatar #85 to #82 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Just sucks, because no one notices you
User avatar #83 to #82 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
It is REALLY fun! Im even in a band soo *squee*
User avatar #84 to #83 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
that's good to hear!
User avatar #86 to #84 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Just sucks, because no one notices you
User avatar #87 to #86 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
oh well
User avatar #88 to #87 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, But hey.
I was no social elite before this.
User avatar #89 to #88 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #90 to #89 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Well damn, thanks for agreeing.
User avatar #71 to #70 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Then what do you mean? ^_^
User avatar #72 to #71 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Well I thought you said she was your girlfriend
User avatar #59 - joaomartins (04/17/2014) [-]
Sorry bothering you if this, but you really sound like my ex-girlfriend !
User avatar #60 to #59 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
I do?
User avatar #61 to #60 - joaomartins (04/17/2014) [-]
A bit yes. She as also russian, had the same type of writing and something tells me that you are really soft on the inside even due you have a really tough outside

fortunately you only remind me of the good things, she was also a sadist and a enormous bitch
User avatar #62 to #61 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
ah, thanks?
User avatar #63 to #62 - joaomartins (04/17/2014) [-]
Sorry bothering you with this ****
User avatar #64 to #63 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
eh it's ok
User avatar #65 to #64 - joaomartins (04/17/2014) [-]
Cool
User avatar #66 to #65 - russiangirl ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - lonesomemeheecan (02/03/2014) [-]
Pls be in london
User avatar #58 to #57 - russiangirl ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
I am actually going to be moving to California from sc
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User avatar #50 to #29 - mranldestroyer (01/20/2014) [-]
commie
User avatar #30 to #29 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
что?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Держитесь, Там нет никакого способа, что я собираюсь коснуться кого угодно член. По большей части из-за моего прошлого, но это только тревожным.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Ну, весело провести время с, что
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User avatar #36 to #35 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Вот только то, что я говорю с близкими друзьями.
User avatar #37 to #36 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
pffffft you lie you can speak it quite well
User avatar #38 to #37 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
на самом деле?
User avatar #39 to #38 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
да я не шучу
User avatar #40 to #39 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
прохладно
User avatar #41 to #40 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
на что похожа российская девушка?
User avatar #42 to #41 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
что к чему, как?
User avatar #43 to #42 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
it roughly translates into "What does a russian girl look like?"
User avatar #44 to #43 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
I guess like a normal girl.
#45 to #44 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
do you look like this? if you do then i will speak to you just like i have been and not be influenced by the fact that you are a female.
User avatar #46 to #45 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
XD I mean, I'm not exactly sure how I could compare with that but ok.
User avatar #47 to #46 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
well you're still beautiful in my mind's eye
User avatar #48 to #47 - russiangirl ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Thanks ^W^
#49 to #48 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
speak nothing of it m'lady
speak nothing of it m'lady
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User avatar #19 - steammadewalrus ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Я никогда не был с русской девушкой и раньше, но я могу гарантировать, время вашей жизни, возлюбленной.
User avatar #20 to #19 - russiangirl ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Ничего себе, спасибо за хороший приглашение, но у меня будет снижаться.
User avatar #21 to #20 - steammadewalrus ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Вы уверены, гуннов? Я не разочаровывал.
User avatar #22 to #21 - russiangirl ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Я уверен, что, я уверен, вы бы сделать прекрасный парень для какой-то другой девушкой там. Не тратьте свое время на меня.
User avatar #23 to #22 - steammadewalrus ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Ваша потеря, детка, ты со мной будет одним из лучших комбинаций на земле. Лучшее сочетание, так как они сделаны Херши в м & мс.
User avatar #24 to #23 - russiangirl ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
спасибо за ваше внимание, хотя
User avatar #25 to #24 - steammadewalrus ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
С удовольствием, девушка. Ничего больше не награждение чувство, чем удовлетворение потребностей Гала.
#9 - bval (11/16/2013) [-]
Здравствуйте.
User avatar #10 to #9 - russiangirl ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
эй! как дела?
#11 to #10 - frenulum ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
ребята, я делаю это право? ..
User avatar #12 to #11 - russiangirl ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Я думаю,
User avatar #13 to #12 - frenulum ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
что-то России что-то еще русский что-то еще назад являются
User avatar #14 to #13 - russiangirl ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Вы смешной человек
User avatar #15 to #14 - frenulum ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
искать мое имя, и вы будете знать, что такое жизнь.
меня зовут уздечка
User avatar #16 to #15 - russiangirl ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
вам нравятся лошади?
User avatar #17 to #16 - frenulum ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Уздечка является кожа, которая держит свой ​​язык от перехода в горло. Он также держит голову вашего пениса на валу.
User avatar #18 to #17 - russiangirl ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
хорошо, что прекрасна
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User avatar #8 to #7 - russiangirl ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
oh my, why hello there sexy~
User avatar #1 - duckspasm (08/21/2012) [-]
so you like yaoi ? or just anime?
User avatar #2 to #1 - russiangirl ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Both~!
User avatar #3 to #2 - duckspasm (08/21/2012) [-]
i love you~!
#28 to #3 - aerosol (12/23/2013) [-]
I don't know why this short exchange made me laugh so much, but it did. Keep it classy guys.
I don't know why this short exchange made me laugh so much, but it did. Keep it classy guys.
User avatar #4 to #3 - russiangirl ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Thankies!! And if you would like to know my deviant art name is russiazoe
User avatar #5 to #4 - duckspasm (08/21/2012) [-]
watched and friended ^_^
User avatar #6 to #5 - russiangirl ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Thanks
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