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russianexplain

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Interests: Parkour, systema and sambo
Date Signed Up:4/01/2014
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Montreal
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I'm part Ukrainian, part German and part Jewish

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latest user's comments

#4 - That's sad, not many people knew I did exist. 05/21/2015 on Russian explain is no more. +1
#129 - Not without the allahu ackbar. 05/20/2015 on Peekaboo! 0
#75 - The mobile site sucks cock, on my xperia z1 05/19/2015 on gmail/FB FJ accounts 0
#438 - The only 2 times I didn't go out with my backpack was on a dat… 05/19/2015 on Americans As Described by... 0
#436 - I never leave my house without my backpack and water bottles i… 05/19/2015 on Americans As Described by... 0
#152 - Honestly xbox 1 graphics weren't that bad but this is coming f… 05/19/2015 on PC Master-Race +1
#419 - Fixed  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Americans As Described by... 0
User avatar #435 - theracistpanda (05/19/2015) [-]
I think the "prepared tourist" one sounds on point. I see tourists inside the US that fit the same description.
User avatar #438 - russianexplain (05/19/2015) [-]
The only 2 times I didn't go out with my backpack was on a date and my enrollment ceremony for the army and both times I regretted it because it was hot outside.
User avatar #436 - russianexplain (05/19/2015) [-]
I never leave my house without my backpack and water bottles in my backpack, neither do my friends.
#418 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Americans As Described by... 0
User avatar #419 - russianexplain (05/19/2015) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #435 - theracistpanda (05/19/2015) [-]
I think the "prepared tourist" one sounds on point. I see tourists inside the US that fit the same description.
User avatar #438 - russianexplain (05/19/2015) [-]
The only 2 times I didn't go out with my backpack was on a date and my enrollment ceremony for the army and both times I regretted it because it was hot outside.
User avatar #436 - russianexplain (05/19/2015) [-]
I never leave my house without my backpack and water bottles in my backpack, neither do my friends.
#580 - they don't have time to think where to shoot, every second of … 05/19/2015 on Truth about racism 0
#95 - sea sickness doesn't last forever.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- McDonalds 0
User avatar #108 - stolzejungfrau (05/18/2015) [-]
but the waves do
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #21 - sonicschall (02/21/2015) [-]
Cheeki breeki i v damke
User avatar #22 to #21 - russianexplain (02/21/2015) [-]
You too
#17 - alimais (08/12/2014) [-]
Cool that you are not some brainwashed liberal thinking Russia is the ultimate evil third reich
Cool that you are not some brainwashed liberal thinking Russia is the ultimate evil third reich
User avatar #19 to #17 - russianexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm not a liberal, I'm a Ukrainian who hates putin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - alimais (08/12/2014) [-]
Also have this for your explain

sdelanounas.ru/blogs/
User avatar #20 to #18 - russianexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
what exactly do you wnat me to explainin that blog?
User avatar #14 - akho (08/12/2014) [-]
>when your nick isn't blue.
User avatar #16 to #14 - russianexplain (08/12/2014) [-]
What about that?
User avatar #13 to #12 - russianexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot.
User avatar #7 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #15 to #7 - akho (08/12/2014) [-]
Maybe if ur dad wasn't sucking so many dicks he would teach you some manners
#9 to #7 - russianexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
Even though you had so many requests i didn't think you would get to mine, thanks a lot <3
User avatar #10 to #9 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
Anytime, friend

can you tell me about the time Mussolini singlehandedly took over all of Russia
#11 to #10 - russianexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
Yeah he sure did
User avatar #5 - imnotkickthecat (06/12/2014) [-]
How hard is it to read moon runes when drunk?
User avatar #6 to #5 - russianexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
I have no idea what moon runes are.
User avatar #8 to #6 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
Russian
User avatar #1 - languagexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Adding you because our fields may overlap.

Also I don't speak a single word of Russian.
User avatar #2 to #1 - russianexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Why didn't you choose a specific language instead?
#3 to #2 - languagexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Because I mostly deal with general linguistics and linguistic theory.
#4 to #3 - russianexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
God damn.
God damn.
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