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#81 - Oh lordy do I love Risk of Rain, 70 hrs in the last 2 weeks an… 05/05/2015 on My top 15 PC games (#2/#3) 0
#34 - I mean that's the joke translation, there is a translation for…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Eat A Dick +1
#38 - DemonMatt (04/29/2015) [-]
I know it's a joke translation, but daftiduck said he was looking for out-there hentai dialogue to fit in that picture.
I thought the Australian would have provided a wild ride.
#11 - Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. 03/03/2015 on (Reevaluating life decisions) +2
#18 - >Not having False Swipe for Shinies and Legendaries. 02/07/2015 on Super Effective~ +4
#5 - Did...did he just freeze frost breath?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Thumbing a content with -1... +8
User avatar #9 - meganinja (02/06/2015) [-]
It's Skeletor, don't you fucking doubt him.
#11 - Picture 02/06/2015 on Cyanide and Happiness +47
#67 - I'm fairly certain the beginning when he gets the ticket he's …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on fuck the police +4
#73 - NoobPlease (01/20/2015) [-]
im fairly certain your correct
#20 - I mean that's what happens when you're home schooled. 01/19/2015 on Stupid +28
#8 - Just to be clear, because I have made this mistake in the past…  [+] (20 new replies) 01/18/2015 on A+ Subbing +14
#59 - newttewn (01/18/2015) [-]
no you were correct, thanks, ill stay away XD
#15 - wodifj (01/18/2015) [-]
Thats just part 1.....
#9 - yuukoku (01/18/2015) [-]
Good lord, I shouldn't post that anymore...
#54 - questionableferret (01/18/2015) [-]
You can post this one instead.

It's about a little girl who hates the taste of Dr. Pepper.

And nothing else...
#107 - yuukoku (01/18/2015) [-]
>MFW someone responds to me with my own OC
#109 - questionableferret (01/18/2015) [-]
1) You're a fucking monster for looking at those loli porns necessary to make those pics.
2) Never come near me or my family.
3) ... got any more?
4) It's for... a friend.

Seriously though, you could make some great hentai-based OC. Humour in taste worse than Dr. Pepper. You could be like 4Kids but for porn!... and funny! Seriously, think it over. Well done.
User avatar #111 - yuukoku (01/18/2015) [-]
Besides that, when I do stuff right, it always seems to catch on.
User avatar #112 - questionableferret (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if baby-rape humour is ever gonna catch on big-time, nor do I think it really should, but a bit of bad-taste can go a long way if it's mixed with the right amount of wit.

If you've ever seen Frankie Boyle's live shows you'd know what I mean.

But yeah, be careful with that shit. Loli porn jokes can be hilarious but loli porn ain't my cup of tea personally and it'll rub people up the wrong way, so you've gotta make sure your shit is A+ grade like the Dr. Pepper one. There's a big difference between Frankie Boyle and most other shock-comics and that's that Frankie Boyle is a god-tier satirist. SFW Porn vids might be a good place to get inspiration if you want to get into that sort of thing.

Anyway, whatever you do I wish you the best and I hope you give me more laughs in the future.
User avatar #114 - yuukoku (01/18/2015) [-]
And for the record, I'm not an advocate of pedo shit; I just make the jokes. Making fun of something is different than advocating it.
#118 - questionableferret (01/18/2015) [-]
I've got nothing against people who're into even the most deviant kind of hentai. God forbid they not have alternatives to exercise and explore their sexualities. Freaky and fucked up, sure, but it's safer to have it than to not (according to some studies and testimonies hyper-violent hentai and lolicon and all that other shit actually helps cut down examples of real-life child pornography and gore porn.)

I got into an argument with some guy a few years back and holy shit you learn some unusual stuff when you argue about porn. Like, did you know a lot of hentai is actually really good for your empathy? (I mean a lot as in there are a lot of different hentai out there that do it and not 'excessive consumption of hentai is good'.)

Apparently a lot of hentai actually comes from the point of view of the woman. In fact, even that little pic of yours seems to be coming from the little girl's perspective. That sort of shit is actually supposed to be really good for your empathy. I don't remember his exact words but it was something along the lines of:

"Most men in aggressive hentai are portrayed as filthy anti-social reprobates. They're not meant to be empathised with, rather the empathy goes to the woman being assaulted. It is their thoughts that are made important in the story and their suffering that is highlighted. Even if that's what's meant to be arousing it brings the reality home that this shouldn't happen to real people."

I dunno if that's bullshit or not but it kinda makes you think. (Or me at least.) I should probably have screen-shotted the comment but it's not like this shit comes up often. Not like I want it to come up often either.

Anyway, if that shit stops people exploiting real children then I see it as a necessary evil, similar to how action movies/games are filled with shooting and killing but don't actually advocate for that shit in real life.
#120 - yuukoku (01/19/2015) [-]
Eh, I dunnow. Making porn of kids is completely wrong. That's just screwing with the innocence of the world, and if we can't protect innocence than what can we protect? Besides that, loli hentai is only morally questionable. I don't see anything wrong with it as far as freedom of expression goes, but it's the concept that bothers me.

I've been through enough hentai to fill the federal library in my time. From all my experience, I think that I can rightfully agree with that idea. I started getting into hentai before I started talking to girls and it gave me a more realistic idea of how girls think when I started talking to them. If I didn't read hentai, I think that I may have thought of them as alien beings or some shit. However, I never got into the whole rape thing because it just didn't appeal to me. It's also, y'know, extremely morally questionable to read hentai depicting rape.

I like that we can talk about this. People need to discuss ideas like this more often.

#121 - questionableferret (01/19/2015) [-]
I don't see how it's questionable... and that shit's kinda my territory. (*cough* name *cough*)

I'm fairly sure there's nothing you can do about the fetishes you have/develop and I've always been against stifling freedoms of all kinds (especially expression) so long as they don't bring direct harm to people. Rape fantasies are apparently one of the largest fetishes in the world and are tied into the domination/submission fetish-genre (I dunno if it counts as a genre but let's say it does for the sake of argument) that includes BSDM. A lot of men and women like playing around with being the dominant/submissive person in a fantasy and that plays naturally into rape fantasies.

Lolicon I'm fairly sure is something different (I know there are hentai out there about sexually dominant lolis... never ask what Rustle's manga are about... I regretted it) but I can see how it would play into rape-fantasies a lot due to the power dynamic there.

But if you can't do dick about your fetishes I think it's gotta be better to have a safe place to express it (hentai) than to only be able to go for real shit. Better to be a pervert than a monster, etc.

Plus, just as violent games don't intrinsically make people violent I'm fairly sure hentai doesn't make people rapey. Plus, there are some amazing stories that are told through hentai, man. I read this one about a goddess who was trapped in the mortal world because she lost an important magical item or some shit and that was a really weird hentai but holy crap did it have a heart-wrenching story. I mean... when shit like Sword Art Online gets popular it blows my mind because even hentai writers routinely come out with better-written shit than SAO... and they have to work an obscene amount of sex into their shit!

Anyway, I think we're on the same page here.
#122 - yuukoku (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, Rustle's a real character. Seen most of his work before. I wouldn't say he's fucked up, he just has a theme that's sort of dark at times. There's surprisingly undertones of realism in his work, and that's really shown in how good his art is.

There's always good non-H stories to be told, too. Here's an example, starts off strange but hits you from left field:


To be honest, though, I've read some amazing stories through hentai. The author can get away with so much weird shit because it's just a no-holds-barred arena for storytelling. They dont have to hold back, which is why some of them really shine in the hentai industry.

It's not really about making people violent or rapists. It's more about maintaining the status quo. If artists go too far over the line in a open place, it fucks with the status quo and people freak out. We need stability, so things like hentai get marginalized and pushed to its own little niche.
#123 - questionableferret (01/19/2015) [-]
It's a good little niche to be in too. I gotta say I think hentai belongs on the internet and there's nowhere else to properly discuss it. You have a lot of pics of smoking lolis btw.
#124 - yuukoku (01/19/2015) [-]
Danks, bruh. You've got good tastes, yourself.
#113 - yuukoku (01/18/2015) [-]
Well, I'm currently trying to push this one and it's doing well. Altered the pic, but when I saw what it actually came from I honestly ceased to function. The Japanese are some sick fuckers.
#110 - yuukoku (01/18/2015) [-]
Ew, you're friends with a pedo.

I have a large enough folder to do shit like that. Just got back from a year-long ban, so maybe I should leave 4chin for a bit and get back into the FJ community.
User avatar #45 - xheanort (01/18/2015) [-]
omg pls source!
User avatar #94 - rohedje (01/18/2015) [-]
'ere ya go, it's Robot Girls Z myanimelist.net/anime/19799/Robot_Girls_Z
User avatar #30 - amonlavtar (01/18/2015) [-]
this gif fills me with evil glee
#103 - Just play Terraria until you have about 700 hours like me, who… 01/09/2015 on games like terraria 0
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#3 - runesman (11/09/2014) [-]
I'm calling it now on my profile so if I'm correct I can be super smug. Magnus Chase is going to be the child of Annabeth's Cousin on her father's side and Thor god of Thunder. I believe this because, one his last name is Chase, and two because Percy, Jason, and Carter(From the Kain Chronicles) all are children/host gods that can create storms. The way I figure Percy controls the water aspect, Jason the lightning, Carter the wind, and Magnus the thunder. Or I'm wrong and this is all irrelevant.
User avatar #1 - tomahawkkit (09/24/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - runesman (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm a ****** , get it right or git gud.
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