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#109 - questionableferret (01/18/2015) [-]
2) Never come near me or my family.
3) ... got any more?
4) It's for... a friend.
Seriously though, you could make some great hentai-based OC. Humour in taste worse than Dr. Pepper. You could be like 4Kids but for porn!... and funny! Seriously, think it over. Well done.
#112 - questionableferret (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if baby-rape humour is ever gonna catch on big-time, nor do I think it really should, but a bit of bad-taste can go a long way if it's mixed with the right amount of wit.
If you've ever seen Frankie Boyle's live shows you'd know what I mean.
But yeah, be careful with that shit. Loli porn jokes can be hilarious but loli porn ain't my cup of tea personally and it'll rub people up the wrong way, so you've gotta make sure your shit is A+ grade like the Dr. Pepper one. There's a big difference between Frankie Boyle and most other shock-comics and that's that Frankie Boyle is a god-tier satirist. SFW Porn vids might be a good place to get inspiration if you want to get into that sort of thing.
Anyway, whatever you do I wish you the best and I hope you give me more laughs in the future.
#118 - questionableferret (01/18/2015) [-]
I got into an argument with some guy a few years back and holy shit you learn some unusual stuff when you argue about porn. Like, did you know a lot of hentai is actually really good for your empathy? (I mean a lot as in there are a lot of different hentai out there that do it and not 'excessive consumption of hentai is good'.)
Apparently a lot of hentai actually comes from the point of view of the woman. In fact, even that little pic of yours seems to be coming from the little girl's perspective. That sort of shit is actually supposed to be really good for your empathy. I don't remember his exact words but it was something along the lines of:
"Most men in aggressive hentai are portrayed as filthy anti-social reprobates. They're not meant to be empathised with, rather the empathy goes to the woman being assaulted. It is their thoughts that are made important in the story and their suffering that is highlighted. Even if that's what's meant to be arousing it brings the reality home that this shouldn't happen to real people."
I dunno if that's bullshit or not but it kinda makes you think. (Or me at least.) I should probably have screen-shotted the comment but it's not like this shit comes up often. Not like I want it to come up often either.
Anyway, if that shit stops people exploiting real children then I see it as a necessary evil, similar to how action movies/games are filled with shooting and killing but don't actually advocate for that shit in real life.
#120 - yuukoku (01/19/2015) [-]
I've been through enough hentai to fill the federal library in my time. From all my experience, I think that I can rightfully agree with that idea. I started getting into hentai before I started talking to girls and it gave me a more realistic idea of how girls think when I started talking to them. If I didn't read hentai, I think that I may have thought of them as alien beings or some shit. However, I never got into the whole rape thing because it just didn't appeal to me. It's also, y'know, extremely morally questionable to read hentai depicting rape.
I like that we can talk about this. People need to discuss ideas like this more often.
#121 - questionableferret (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm fairly sure there's nothing you can do about the fetishes you have/develop and I've always been against stifling freedoms of all kinds (especially expression) so long as they don't bring direct harm to people. Rape fantasies are apparently one of the largest fetishes in the world and are tied into the domination/submission fetish-genre (I dunno if it counts as a genre but let's say it does for the sake of argument) that includes BSDM. A lot of men and women like playing around with being the dominant/submissive person in a fantasy and that plays naturally into rape fantasies.
Lolicon I'm fairly sure is something different (I know there are hentai out there about sexually dominant lolis... never ask what Rustle's manga are about... I regretted it) but I can see how it would play into rape-fantasies a lot due to the power dynamic there.
But if you can't do dick about your fetishes I think it's gotta be better to have a safe place to express it (hentai) than to only be able to go for real shit. Better to be a pervert than a monster, etc.
Plus, just as violent games don't intrinsically make people violent I'm fairly sure hentai doesn't make people rapey. Plus, there are some amazing stories that are told through hentai, man. I read this one about a goddess who was trapped in the mortal world because she lost an important magical item or some shit and that was a really weird hentai but holy crap did it have a heart-wrenching story. I mean... when shit like Sword Art Online gets popular it blows my mind because even hentai writers routinely come out with better-written shit than SAO... and they have to work an obscene amount of sex into their shit!
Anyway, I think we're on the same page here.
#122 - yuukoku (01/19/2015) [-]
There's always good non-H stories to be told, too. Here's an example, starts off strange but hits you from left field:
To be honest, though, I've read some amazing stories through hentai. The author can get away with so much weird shit because it's just a no-holds-barred arena for storytelling. They dont have to hold back, which is why some of them really shine in the hentai industry.
It's not really about making people violent or rapists. It's more about maintaining the status quo. If artists go too far over the line in a open place, it fucks with the status quo and people freak out. We need stability, so things like hentai get marginalized and pushed to its own little niche.
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