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#18 - A girl with ruffled hair, that appeared out of nowhere during …  [+] (35 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Prank Gone Wrong +211
#155 - supremg (16 hours ago) [-]
Because shit like that can really happen I dont believe a single shit about demons or stuff like that
#169 - chism (15 hours ago) [-]
i dont believe in the boogy man but if an arm grabbed me in the middle of the night from under my bed, id be freaked the fuck out
User avatar #162 - seniorawesomesauce (16 hours ago) [-]
>closed elevator goes black
>Mysterious figure appears in the corner, covered in an unknown substance while groaning
>Fight or flight isn't involved at all

Yeah sure
#158 - lordenvy (16 hours ago) [-]
It's a prank show. The lights went out, then she slipped in through a covered up hole in the wall.
User avatar #19 - Kairyuka (10/21/2014) [-]
But still for all accounts and purposes just a girl with ruffled hair. No questions asked, just kicked her face right the fuck in
User avatar #124 - psykobear (19 hours ago) [-]
She fucking appeared out of thin air, looking like some demon child.
It was a closed elevator.
User avatar #125 - Kairyuka (19 hours ago) [-]
If by "demon child" you mean "dirty girl with ruffled hair" then yeah. That's not a self-defence reaction to have against someone who poses no threat at all.
User avatar #126 - psykobear (19 hours ago) [-]
Well, first of all, she seems to have some sort of voodoo magic. That is a threat. Something doesn't have to be big and growling to be threatening. She appeared in a closed elevator a few feet away from them.

Secondly, if you want any horror movie, the creepy girl standing still who magically appears out of nowhere with long hair covering her face is fucking terrifying and you should run.
User avatar #127 - Kairyuka (19 hours ago) [-]
But then again, if you have a rather firm grip on the boundaries between REALITY and FICTION, you wouldn't have kicked a girl in the fucking face
User avatar #128 - psykobear (19 hours ago) [-]
Okay, let's look at it that way.

In REALITY, people don't pop into existence right next to you.
In REALITY, an animal's instinctive fight or flight activates before it takes the time to reflect on the situation and rationalize what has happened.
In REALITY, anyone with any basic instinct would freak out if that happened.

Now tell me how badass you are and how this wouldn't scare you at all.
User avatar #129 - Kairyuka (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm not saying it wouldn't scare, I'm saying that my initial reaction to this wouldn't be KICKING HER IN THE FUCKING FACE AT NO SIGN OF DANGER OR AGGRESSION. But I guess I'm more rational
User avatar #130 - psykobear (19 hours ago) [-]
How euphoric.
User avatar #131 - Kairyuka (19 hours ago) [-]
How original.
User avatar #133 - psykobear (19 hours ago) [-]
If the shoe fits, wear it.

It is animal instinct to run away or fight the threat. This instinct occurs in the first few milliseconds after a threat appears. There is NO time to rationalize it. Maybe, after he got out of the elevator, he could take a second and think about it, and realize, "Oh shit, I just kicked the shit out of someone." But in those few seconds, there is no time to think about it.

I'm done replying unless you actually bring up a good point rather than repeat yourself about how rational you are or about how ghosts aren't real.
User avatar #134 - Kairyuka (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm saying a dirty girl wouldn't stick out as a threat that needs an immediate attack reaction to me. My reaction would probably be more in the defensive and alert areas instead of just immediate attack.
#181 - xxxsonic fanxxx (14 hours ago) [-]
Nigga u gon die first in a horror movie
User avatar #180 - meestaa (14 hours ago) [-]
you so so so so so so so stupid
User avatar #187 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
Because I don't believe horror movies are real?
#172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (15 hours ago) [-]
Whatever keeps you sucking dicks, faggot
#188 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand. Too them she's appeared supernaturally.
User avatar #72 - Kairyuka (22 hours ago) [-]
So? Ghosts don't exist. If your first reaction to people appearing seemingly out of nowhere is to attack them, I feel sorry for any light walkers you know.
#177 - xxxsonic fanxxx (15 hours ago) [-]
Yes ghosts most certainly do exist my friend.
#186 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
#21 - norkas (10/21/2014) [-]
what are reflexes
what is a fight-or-flight response
#27 - Kairyuka (10/21/2014) [-]
If your reflexes at seeing a frail, dirty girl is to kick her in the face, I guess
#62 - mayoroftownsville (22 hours ago) [-]
It's not just seeing a frail dirty girl, it's having a frail dirty girl appear out of nowhere. It's like pointing out one aspect of the situation to you immediately makes you forget all the others.
User avatar #67 - Kairyuka (22 hours ago) [-]
Still an extreme overreaction. Life ain't a horror movie
User avatar #174 - capslockrage (15 hours ago) [-]
You're fucking stupid.
User avatar #185 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
I appreciate the comment, but how about you keep your mindless vitriol to yourself next time?
User avatar #189 - capslockrage (8 hours ago) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #190 - capslockrage (8 hours ago) [-]
Also, if anything is mindless, it's you.
User avatar #192 - Kairyuka (7 hours ago) [-]
Because I comment with reasonable perspective? Yeah that's much more mindless than "You're fucking stupid" indeed.
User avatar #34 - imagnetsux (10/21/2014) [-]
this is exactly why I stopped watching scary movies. that girl is always trouble in a ghost story, if this were a horror movie we could already tell she was "evil". and people don't exactly have the most pleasant response to others appearing out of nowhere with no explanation.
User avatar #68 - Kairyuka (22 hours ago) [-]
That's why most "frail girl ghost" types of horror movies suck. She's usually just not scary.
#53 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on i love y... (tags) +3
User avatar #103 - centifolia (10/14/2014) [-]
It was animated by the way. Its called Waisetsu Missile
#10 - Picture 09/30/2014 on I mean, they are kinda sexy +30
#5 - Where will you be when the acid kicks in? 09/27/2014 on *Heavy Derping* +5
#5 - Everyone is entitled to an opinion, even if it is a wrong opin…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Steam Done Fucked Up 0
#12 - ttallonn (09/26/2014) [-]
#2 - I'm a ****** , get it right or git gud. 09/24/2014 on runesman's profile 0
#11 - That sorta looks like Clue, but it's entirely possible I'm wrong. 09/24/2014 on Zoe Quin getting spanked 0
#4 - Christ?! I'm atheist thank you very much, you just triggered me.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Westboro church +32
User avatar #7 - beasert (09/24/2014) [-]
My best friend was shot to death. You mentioning triggers triggered my trigger.
#11 - bendingtimeisgood (09/24/2014) [-]
I like guns. Your hatred of triggers is my trigger.
User avatar #12 - beasert (09/24/2014) [-]
AH! DOUBLE TRIGGER TRIGGER!
User avatar #5 - imadethistopost (09/24/2014) [-]
get bent, no one cares if you're triggered.
User avatar #10 - zaperzero (09/24/2014) [-]
It was a joke. We here on FJ don't take kindly to folk who can't take a joke. You are excused of my wrath, but others may not be so kind.
#28 - Well considering you roll to confirm critical strikes why not … 09/24/2014 on DnD Series begin (Face Man,... 0
#4 - People are masturbating to necrophiliac child pornography (Fiv…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Three types of Funnyjunkers -2
User avatar #7 - lurg (09/19/2014) [-]
the very idea that r34 exist is unsettling to say the least.
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User avatar #1 - tomahawkkit (09/24/2014) [-]
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#2 to #1 - runesman (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm a ****** , get it right or git gud.
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