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Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
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#416 - Picture 05/25/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 4 +1
#415 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 4 +1
#416 - rummler (05/25/2014) [-]
#22 - "could only STAND there and watch." Poetic justi… 05/20/2014 on Beautiful Story 0
#6 - Don't ask why I immediately knew the sauce... I just did 05/13/2014 on Seems Legit +2
#6 - And if I said no? 05/01/2014 on Poor Puppy 0
#15 - I literally just got done torrenting that... 05/01/2014 on Fosters +4
#48 - Alrighty. Now, after a while of working with Jesse, w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #49 - deadinferno (04/29/2014) [-]
Sorry man just got back from school, yes yes do go on I'd like to see
#46 - Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Work, partying, etc. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +2
#47 - kapitanokliosov (04/28/2014) [-]
Mate, you keep going till this damned story is over
#44 - Oh god, I was telling this story? Must have been trashed. … 04/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#39 - And I'm off to bed seeing as how no one else wants to continue  [+] (9 new replies) 04/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #45 - kapitanokliosov (04/28/2014) [-]
GO MAOR
User avatar #46 - rummler (04/28/2014) [-]
Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Work, partying, etc.

K, so where I left off was one of the last times I talked to "Jenny". She was one of the best / worst parts of my life. To this day I still think about her. Last time I checked she had a boyfriend, started going to school more, and socializing. I'm happy for her.
Moving on.

Fast forward a bit. I'm a senior in high school. Have several friends and socialize a lot more. One of my friends, we'll call him Jake, had a girlfriend by the name of "Jessy". She was cute, athletic, the whole 9 yards. The thing is, he was a Junior and she was a Freshman. The age gap wasn't too prevalent, but things happened and they had to brake up. I never got the details, but from what I got from it she didn't seem like she was all there. Almost like she had some dark shit that she had to keep secret.

I was working at a small time restaurant at the time and decided I needed a better paying job that offered better hours, so I decided to go work for a better restaurant. Turns out Jessy worked there. Kewl, I got to work with a total cutie.

More?
deadinferno kapitanokliosov
#47 - kapitanokliosov (04/28/2014) [-]
Mate, you keep going till this damned story is over
User avatar #43 - deadinferno (04/27/2014) [-]
bruz bruz I wanted you to continue in my last comment
User avatar #48 - rummler (04/28/2014) [-]
Alrighty.

Now, after a while of working with Jesse, we became good friends. Hanging out more during and after school. We even had a Monday movie night every week with some friends. Every time we would sit next to each other and we would occasionally get a little handsy. Things were looking serious for us. At least I thought they did.

After about three months of Monday movie nights, working with her, and hanging out with friends, I had thought that she liked me like I liked her.

We were hanging out in the halls at school during lunch one day and the topic of 'hickeys' came up. Everyone started handing out their hickey stories, when it came to me, everyone kind of understood that I never got one and moved on. Jesse ended up wiping some make up off her neck and said that she had gotten one from some guy named Zach from a neighboring town. I was crushed. It was visible.
She noticed how i felt and said that we had to talk as the bell for class rang. We didn't get the chance to talk until after school. It had to be done over text.

I can post pics of the conversation, but I'll have to give you more context if you're interested.

deadinferno kapitanokliosov
I'm only mentioning you two because I believe you're the only ones actually reading this
User avatar #49 - deadinferno (04/29/2014) [-]
Sorry man just got back from school, yes yes do go on I'd like to see
User avatar #41 - kapitanokliosov (04/27/2014) [-]
you whore
User avatar #42 - kapitanokliosov (04/27/2014) [-]
baiting like that
User avatar #44 - rummler (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh god, I was telling this story? Must have been trashed.
Want me to continue?

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User avatar #363 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
how is your well beign frend?
User avatar #364 to #363 - rummler (03/03/2014) [-]
I am well. thank you for asking stranger
#365 to #364 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/07/2014) [-]
talk 2 me plz


honey



plz
#359 - babybeel (01/24/2014) [-]
Why the friend request if you don't mind me asking, just a lil curious.
#360 to #359 - rummler (01/24/2014) [-]
Because I was mentioned in this comment.

You two talk like I used to talk to someone I cared very much for. So I thought I'd add you :3
User avatar #361 to #360 - babybeel (01/24/2014) [-]
Aaah I see. I have a dog called Rumler and he spelled it wrong, sorry for the mention.

Ok :3
User avatar #362 to #361 - rummler (01/24/2014) [-]
It's alright, it brought back some humbling memories.
User avatar #353 - lightingeagle (09/21/2013) [-]
Dude, I heard your story.

That **** sucks, man. At least you know that she's not meant for you, that Y.
User avatar #354 to #353 - rummler (09/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for reading...
It gets tough, but it's not impossible.
User avatar #355 to #354 - lightingeagle (09/22/2013) [-]
I got faith that you'll find a very good woman (or man, who knows if you go to the other side) for you one day, and you'll look back at this and laugh.
#339 - avoideduniform (08/09/2013) [-]
**avoideduniform rolled a random image posted in comment #3191138 at Friendly ** ey cutie ;)
#340 to #339 - rummler (08/09/2013) [-]
um... hi?
um... hi?
#366 to #340 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/07/2014) [-]
HI RUMMLER!!!!!!!!!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
User avatar #331 - Vegetaftfw (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you for giving the points to bronyftw to give out :3
User avatar #332 to #331 - bronyftw (05/01/2013) [-]
He says thanks for commenting, he'll be back in a week. He also says you're welcome
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#329 - harleycurnow (04/30/2013) [-]
Bye. give away items before your ban.
#327 - devout feminist (04/30/2013) [-]
dont ******* post oatmeal on FJ, ****
#328 to #327 - rummler (04/30/2013) [-]
Make me.
Make me.
#333 to #328 - toastableduckling (05/01/2013) [-]
No need to. DJ 4DM1N did already, by removing it and banning you.
User avatar #334 to #333 - rummler (05/07/2013) [-]
It took a week, but go **** yourself
#322 - Gute (04/03/2013) [-]
May I haveond or some of your offered items plz?
User avatar #323 to #322 - rummler (04/03/2013) [-]
Sorry... All out
#324 to #323 - Gute (04/03/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyways have a nice day
User avatar #325 to #324 - rummler (04/03/2013) [-]
I get the frontpage very often, so next time i get an item reward, I'll give it to you.
#326 to #325 - Gute (04/03/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#321 - rummler (04/01/2013) [-]
You put up a good fight
You put up a good fight
#320 - rummler (04/01/2013) [-]
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#317 - rummler (04/01/2013) [-]
Me
Me
#318 to #317 - rummler (04/01/2013) [-]
You
You
#316 - rummler (04/01/2013) [-]
Just for you Jake
Just for you Jake
#315 - rummler (04/01/2013) [-]
God damn you Emily
God damn you Emily
User avatar #313 - lostboa (03/31/2013) [-]
Thanks for the stuff and things. :)
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User avatar #308 to #307 - rummler (03/26/2013) [-]
NP
Why you leave the jewel chest?
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User avatar #310 to #309 - rummler (03/26/2013) [-]
oic
User avatar #305 - tramp (03/25/2013) [-]
What happened to the mystery box? :)
User avatar #306 to #305 - rummler (03/25/2013) [-]
I turned it into a chest and key, and used that chest and key and got a **** laod of ores and gems, along with a few rits. I then gave it all away, along with all my fj points.
I got frontpage a few times this week (about 7 total) so I was rolling in the points. They were of no use to me, so I gave them to someone who could use them
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