And I'll save my favorite for last.

Thanks. I'm making a collection

Well that was my whole folder.

Should I find more, I'll let you know.

Only if you want, I don't want to waste your time.

You know I don't mind, little dude.

then sure, more Joker pictures and gifs

As I've said, whenever I find some.

Also, how'd you sleep?

I didn't.

I tried.

But I didn't.

I just stopped trying, now I just wait to pass out after about a week. It almost saves me from nightmares.

Well...at least you tried.

I had to pee, then my mom talked me into eating lunch.

Unfortunate.

Well, is there anything you want/need to talk to me about?

'Cause I have a feeling I may not be here tomorrow. Possibly even the rest of the week.

Yo, I'm grounded :(

Balls, what happened?

I got an F in Math, I lost my book, I listened tothe conversation my parent had.

"He lost his math book."
"What the fuck!?"
"Mike, calm down, he said it was in his locker."
"Fuck him. He's a fucking idiot."

I know how it goes. My Pa was the same way. But he's not an issue anymore.

But I'm the same way, I suck at math. Always Hated the shit, and me having Geometry this year doesn't help either. Coincidentally, I'm failing that too, for the moment.

Mainly it's because of the fact that I don't do homework. Everything else is good, just that I Hate doing homework.

Fuck school.

On the bright side, I'm getting an A in everything else (Stayed late today and got all caught up, and did extra credit) Now i'm only getting a C+ in Math.

Well that's good! Better than what I can say, since I'm still failing. But I'll handle that in time.

Other than that, how are you holding up over all? I know I haven't been checking up on you much.

I can never really catch you online.

Oh, the usual. My mom was proud I got mostly A's, so she bought me Skyrim.

Skyrim, yeah? I never got into the Oblivion series, but I've been on Fallout since the 90's. Basically speaking, they're both great games in their own rite.

Speaking of which, you have an Xbox or PS3?

C) None of the above.

I have it for comp

Piss.

What about Steam or something?

I need to be able to keep in contact with you, I'm not really on FJ all that much anymore.

My friend said he liked this girl that I liked (Me and Sadie had to break up because she moved to California) and I said sure. She has a fucking fake name on facebook.

I told her he was awesome and funny..

looked at some pictures



Found out it was her

"Herpette is in a relationship with Derp"


>mfw

Fuck.

You and relationships, yeah?

Makes me feel like an ass that I can hold onto a chick longer than even I thought I could.

I am genuinely pissed.

Don't be.

If she wants to be like that, she wasn't worth keeping around.

I know how you feel now, but trust me, you'll get over it far faster than you think you might.

You do NOT understand.

I love this girl. I dream about her, I can't get her off my mind.

She sits next to me in periods 1-6.

I fell in love.

But she snuck around on you, and you still feel for her?

That's integrity, I admire that.

But you gotta learn to begin again, though I understand letting go is the hardest part.

Yeah, I made it in MS.Paint

I'm a little happy today, I got front page, "The Good Ol' Days" is the post.

Well, that's more than I can say I've accomplished in my two years here. Then again, I don't really post much.

Or really give a shit about pinkies, for that matter.

But kudos, nonetheless.

I fucking love finding FJers on Omegle

Well..I added my mom on Facebook, which was a mistake.

"My new Nintendo game keeps messing up." and she comments

"Scotty, its Wii. Not Nintendo."

Heh, Facebook. I'm glad that I'm terrible at being social with those kinds of people.

And I suppose, if it matters in the future, you can call me Roverros if Hate voids its warranty.

Roverros..That sounds badass.

So I've been told, but I don't necessarily think of it that way...

It's Robert, in Greek, which translated in German, means "great fame or infamy".

I mean, my whole name is pretty much completely foreign, seeing as how my last name is in German as well.

So is mine.

Well, guess that's just more we have in common.

You can just call me Roverros Metzger. Or Hate. Maybe even Whiskey, whichever one you prefer.

What about And?

I don't really mind, little dude.

Sure, from anyone else, I probably would, but eh...I'm patient.

I love you too!

Love you more!

Impossible! I love you more than ANYTHING!

Well I love you to the moon and back!

D'awww, I love you so much <3

Hahahaha i'm bored so i clicked on your profile to find that old comment, ended up looking down here, and i gotta say you made me grin, hope you had a good xmas anyway xD

Fuck therapy.

A little piece of paper on your wall doesn't mean shit to me.

I just came back from another appointment a few hours ago.

Just putting that out there, I don't think I've educated you with that information just yet.

Fuck professionals in general.

Well, I'm a professional at a few things...
At what, I don't think I need to specify.

Just fuck therapists. If anything, talk to someone you trust in actually giving a shit, not just because they're getting paid to listen.

Like me, for instance.

You are one of my best friends.


<--- and this is how I picture you

Think of me more as a mentor, but a friend nonetheless.

And no, I don't take pride in...barely anything I do, regardless of what it is. I just do it.

But thanks anyway, little dude. Or is it Scott, I know you're getting sick of 'Little Dude' by now.

I find it appealing to my interests.

Well, fuck.

What would you rather I call you?

And a Happy Holidays to you too my good man!

and a very Merry Christmas to you!