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roytmustang

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:Kentucky
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5203
Comment Ranking:#14196
Highest Content Rank:#926
Highest Comment Rank:#939
Content Thumbs: 10672 total,  12124 ,  1452
Comment Thumbs: 9191 total,  10728 ,  1537
Content Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:7
Content Views:515264
Times Content Favorited:450 times
Total Comments Made:2803
FJ Points:10800
Favorite Tags: facebook (7) | funny (4) | drama (2) | Stupid (2) | tags (2) | the (2)

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#51 - Thanks bro. That's my plan. No over dressing or being fake. I'… 11/05/2015 on Dates +1
#47 - Me too. 11/05/2015 on Dates +3
#40 - Keep that hope. It took me a week to do it. I finally saw her … 11/05/2015 on Dates 0
#31 - Ironically, I just asked someone out today. First time since 7…  [+] (30 new replies) 11/05/2015 on Dates +62
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#81 - hetzerdk (11/05/2015) [-]
It will end bad in the long run, it always does.
#80 - keeganlars (11/05/2015) [-]
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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#67 - mountainyard (11/05/2015) [-]
You should probably call her a faggot. It will definitely get her too sleep with you, I haven't tried it, but it'll definitely work!
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#64 - zenler (11/05/2015) [-]
give her the dick

since ur on fj, receive her dick
jk. u got dis
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#62 - schurftinator (11/05/2015) [-]
gg, you're an inspiration!
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#59 - fuzzyballs (11/05/2015) [-]
nah
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#56 - zahidlol (11/05/2015) [-]
What's his name?
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#57 - roytmustang (11/05/2015) [-]
Brittany. And I'm pleased to announce that she's a real life human female. Not a pillow or xer.
#91 - zahidlol (11/05/2015) [-]
#54 - penguinraider (11/05/2015) [-]
**penguinraider used "*roll picture*"**
**penguinraider rolled image**plz reply how it went when over
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#55 - roytmustang (11/05/2015) [-]
I will if I remember. If not, it's your task to comment here next Friday to remind me.
#98 - penguinraider (11/06/2015) [-]
**penguinraider used "*roll picture*"**
**penguinraider rolled image**ok, now it's friday, How did it go????
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#99 - roytmustang (11/06/2015) [-]
NEXT Friday. I took off all next week for Fallout 4 time. So this date better be spectacular.
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#101 - penguinraider (11/15/2015) [-]
So how did your date go? ;)
#102 - roytmustang (11/15/2015) [-]
Turns out she was sick and couldn't make it. :/
A coworker confirmed though, so it wasn't a lame excuse.

The fates conspire against me.

However she is still interested in a date when we're both off.
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#103 - penguinraider (11/15/2015) [-]
good luck, hope it works out
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#104 - roytmustang (12/12/2015) [-]
Updoot; I asked her out to the Police Awards Banquet I have to go to and she said yes!
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#105 - penguinraider (12/22/2015) [-]
how did ut go? :^)
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#106 - roytmustang (12/22/2015) [-]
Pretty good honestly. Going to try and set up another soon.

Man. Dates aren't that bad.
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#100 - penguinraider (11/07/2015) [-]
ooooh, well, good luck
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#58 - penguinraider (11/05/2015) [-]
good luck <3
#52 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Best of luck and God be with you.
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#50 - malhaloc (11/05/2015) [-]
Listen to me. Roy? Roy! Listen to me. You take that woman out on the best damn date she's ever had. She said yes, which means she's interested in you. So you just worry about being you and don't be distracted by the what-ifs, should'ves, and if-onlys. Go and be as funny and charming and awesome as she knows you're going to be.
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#51 - roytmustang (11/05/2015) [-]
Thanks bro. That's my plan. No over dressing or being fake. I'm going to be me, and the best of me at that.

... Although some new shoes couldn't hurt. Don't wanna show up in my dirty and paint stained old combat boots.
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#46 - cantfindausername (11/05/2015) [-]
I hope your penis ends up inside of her with consent and love some day.
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#47 - roytmustang (11/05/2015) [-]
Me too.
#43 - dasbrot (11/05/2015) [-]
Don't worry, lil' nigga. You'll be right.
#38 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Godspeed bro, tell us if you make it. Seeing posts like this on fj gives an old lurker hope...
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#40 - roytmustang (11/05/2015) [-]
Keep that hope. It took me a week to do it. I finally saw her going to the cafeteria, and I asked myself, "What would FJ tell me to do?" So I did it.
#32 - anonemous (11/05/2015) [-]
#12 - I actually like the background singer chick best.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2015 on LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THE... 0
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#23 - fatminion (10/31/2015) [-]
Everything about this is good. I fucking love the creepy people basically standing on stage who do very little, I love the Indian-style chick singer, I love Vita's creepy smile, I love the cheesy drum loop, the tongue-roll, and the backup singer "aaah-aaah". It's just one of the best things to happen to music/art in the past 20 years.
#43 - Comment deleted 10/26/2015 on (untitled) +2
#792 - **roytmustang used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"** **roytmustan… 09/18/2015 on Roll for our new thumbs! 0
#30 - I work Hospital Security, even then all these are extremely accurate. 09/06/2015 on Nurse Comp 2 +1
#17 - From the thumbnail, , I thought this was some pissing bondage …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2015 on I think every young man... +79
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#86 - leifbunny (08/24/2015) [-]
And yet.... you had to know anyways.
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#58 - moetron (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah instead its just loli porn
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#106 - furiousmarshmellow (08/25/2015) [-]
Actually, it's straight-up anime child pornography.
#107 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Yeah

Loli porn
#108 - furiousmarshmellow (08/25/2015) [-]
Oh, right.
#75 - hardjunk (08/24/2015) [-]
>implying that isn't good
#58 - I actually do this. I have a baseball bat, a glove, and a coup…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on advice +46
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#77 - enslavedyouth (08/22/2015) [-]
The sound of cleaners is in my head now you nob