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roytmustang

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Kentucky
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#205 - I think some (1 in 30) trannies are super hot. So if that make…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Trigger Warning +10
#379 - zielscheibe (03/30/2015) [-]
I am straight - but i will swing with your vibes here

Some traps are damn hot - they could fool me every day of the week

And to be honest - if you get the hot's for someone because he looks like a girl

and you don't take his Banana all the way to Uranus - but buttfuck him like you would do a girl.....

That is not that gay - you just got attracted to a human that looks like a girl.

But all fun and games end if he/she tries to knock at your backdoor or wants you too blow his wood.

That shit does not fly , if you dont want to end up as ( at least ) bi-curious


but at the end of the day - what ever floats our boat is good
noone should judge people for whyt they want to fuck .....

Unless you are a furry taht wants to fuck a dog or something.
That is just gross
#299 - whiterabit (03/30/2015) [-]
Well in that case...
User avatar #306 - roytmustang (03/30/2015) [-]
Do Asari give birth like Namekians or how does their reproductivity work?
User avatar #406 - whiterabit (03/30/2015) [-]
I don't know, I'm a tranny, not an asari
#221 - totallytito (03/30/2015) [-]
As the ancient hawaiians once said:

"Fag"
#226 - roytmustang (03/30/2015) [-]
#235 - totallytito (03/30/2015) [-]
Really though, if you really need a penis to make a "woman" better, i suggest you experiment with a male friend. A woman with a vagina is good enough. So if you need the penis, you might need to do some exploring.

You could be gay or bi
#242 - roytmustang (03/30/2015) [-]
I never said better. I love women. It's just some weird fetish the Internet rubbed off on me. It's not a huge preference, especially since a lot of real trannies have deep distorted voices.

Women tho. Always my #1.
#103 - There's a lot of flaws in this statement but also a backdrop o…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Trigger Warning +2
User avatar #187 - niggernazi (03/30/2015) [-]
Fag.
#205 - roytmustang (03/30/2015) [-]
I think some (1 in 30) trannies are super hot. So if that makes me a fag, then I'll accept that title.
#379 - zielscheibe (03/30/2015) [-]
I am straight - but i will swing with your vibes here

Some traps are damn hot - they could fool me every day of the week

And to be honest - if you get the hot's for someone because he looks like a girl

and you don't take his Banana all the way to Uranus - but buttfuck him like you would do a girl.....

That is not that gay - you just got attracted to a human that looks like a girl.

But all fun and games end if he/she tries to knock at your backdoor or wants you too blow his wood.

That shit does not fly , if you dont want to end up as ( at least ) bi-curious


but at the end of the day - what ever floats our boat is good
noone should judge people for whyt they want to fuck .....

Unless you are a furry taht wants to fuck a dog or something.
That is just gross
#299 - whiterabit (03/30/2015) [-]
Well in that case...
User avatar #306 - roytmustang (03/30/2015) [-]
Do Asari give birth like Namekians or how does their reproductivity work?
User avatar #406 - whiterabit (03/30/2015) [-]
I don't know, I'm a tranny, not an asari
#221 - totallytito (03/30/2015) [-]
As the ancient hawaiians once said:

"Fag"
#226 - roytmustang (03/30/2015) [-]
#235 - totallytito (03/30/2015) [-]
Really though, if you really need a penis to make a "woman" better, i suggest you experiment with a male friend. A woman with a vagina is good enough. So if you need the penis, you might need to do some exploring.

You could be gay or bi
#242 - roytmustang (03/30/2015) [-]
I never said better. I love women. It's just some weird fetish the Internet rubbed off on me. It's not a huge preference, especially since a lot of real trannies have deep distorted voices.

Women tho. Always my #1.
#30 - OH SWEET BABY JESUS. THE MAW ON THAT ****** IS TERRIFYING. 03/27/2015 on HOLY FUCK +2
#36 - I like the comments under the images, makes it more personaliz…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Dem facts +3
#37 - buffalogriller (03/24/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maimonides#Negative_theology
Looks good on paper, but hard to imagine this being put to work, since religion doesn't work like that.
#79 - RiflemanFunny (03/24/2015) [-]
Negative Theology is amazing yet if it started to get going, it would be labeled as pure heresy by the Religious nutjobs.
User avatar #49 - valygomu (03/24/2015) [-]
Semi related:some guy in France is sentenced to two years of prison because he made several video on youtube where he explain that he think that the nazi gas chambers never existed
User avatar #64 - Sethorein (03/24/2015) [-]
How is that related? An asshole misrepresenting history does not constitute science...
User avatar #81 - valygomu (03/24/2015) [-]
Yeah and the guy who say that have actually sutdied all the german plan of concentration camp and how the gas react and shit,the guy is a chemist engineer.
User avatar #78 - valygomu (03/24/2015) [-]
Well if jewish people sue guys who contradict history (because he was attacked by some jewish institution),how would they react if someone contradict their religion ?Because Religion>History for religious people and that's good for all religion
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (03/24/2015) [-]
You are allowed to dispute nuts. Im sure one or two doctors jumped on thr antivax boat. Do you think theyre immediately correct?
User avatar #84 - valygomu (03/24/2015) [-]
Of course you are but they did not dispute him they sued him
User avatar #86 - Sethorein (03/24/2015) [-]
much like antivax doctors are sued and lose their medical licenses. When you promote delusional and harmful worldviews you tend to find yourself attacked.
User avatar #87 - valygomu (03/24/2015) [-]
Well antivax are dealing with people lives,this guys talk about shit on youtube even if it's stupid how is that harmful ?
User avatar #145 - Sethorein (03/24/2015) [-]
You dont see how holocaust denial is harmful?
User avatar #146 - valygomu (03/24/2015) [-]
I see how offensive it can be
User avatar #160 - Sethorein (03/24/2015) [-]
imagine if it gains traction. Imagine if eventually people deny the holocaust ever happened and use the holocaust as "one more thing those fucking kikes lie about".

Are you starting to grasp the danger?
User avatar #172 - valygomu (03/24/2015) [-]
So if I understand your logic,all the tinfoil heads on the internet should go to prison because they are people out there that may believe them and use their theory to propagate hatred ?
User avatar #200 - Sethorein (03/25/2015) [-]
hate speech and incitement are criminal offenses, go figure.
User avatar #208 - valygomu (03/25/2015) [-]
Well ok so it's the dickhead who say "one more thing those fucking kikes lie about" who should have trouble not the guy who did the video,and man 2 years of prison for making a youtube video seriously there are a pedophiles that got the same sentence here .
User avatar #210 - Sethorein (03/25/2015) [-]
Link the video.

Also pedophiles should get longer sentences
#183 - Her voice arouses me greatly. 03/24/2015 on Who;s your favorite game... 0
#365 - Doubt you'll get to me, but here. 03/20/2015 on Let me draw you 2 0
#108 - "threats of violence and harassment are wrong and have no… 03/18/2015 on Rape +3
#48 - Oh god... I was sitting on the toilet when I read the tapeworm one.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on 4chan Comp #8 +3
User avatar #52 - dukefigglesbyiii (03/18/2015) [-]
At least you were prepared.

It's just Taco Bell, what could possibly go wrong?
#206 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Itsthetie Sings a Song +1
#61 - FMA content. The only time my user name is relevant, and as al… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +12
#11 - You almost had me. 03/16/2015 on A veteran's story +33
#87 - You have the beard I wish to have one day... I'm envious.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Itsthetie Sings a Song +2
#174 - itsthetie (03/16/2015) [-]
you can do it bruh
#206 - roytmustang (03/16/2015) [-]
#55 - You caught me. 03/14/2015 on Pepsi 0
#19 - My name is Kyle.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Pepsi +12
User avatar #48 - Sacrifice (03/14/2015) [-]
Kyle what the fuck
#45 - korogum (03/14/2015) [-]
Join the club.
User avatar #38 - narcissism (03/14/2015) [-]
No, clearly your name is Roy Mustang
#55 - roytmustang (03/14/2015) [-]
You caught me.
User avatar #30 - kjftiger (03/14/2015) [-]
Another Kyle here
User avatar #23 - beatyea (03/14/2015) [-]
Bro me too
#9 - I hate that I understood that reference. 03/14/2015 on (untitled) +28
#218 - "Down with white racism" Does that mean we … 03/14/2015 on Down with white tumblr users 0
#58 - Because FJ retards keep thumbing him instead of ignoring him. 03/14/2015 on Happens to big guys too... +6
#25 - Judging by your name color, we've been around the same amount …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2015 on The Master has been reborn +3
User avatar #26 - colonelmustang (03/14/2015) [-]
Second acct sure is a bitch, i have a third laying around named AlexLArmstrong or something like that.
#49 - newdevyx (03/14/2015) [-]
#23 - What the ****  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2015 on The Master has been reborn +41
#24 - colonelmustang (03/14/2015) [-]
Hey wait a second u tryin to get rekt or somethin kiddo
User avatar #25 - roytmustang (03/14/2015) [-]
Judging by your name color, we've been around the same amount of time... Tough call.
User avatar #26 - colonelmustang (03/14/2015) [-]
Second acct sure is a bitch, i have a third laying around named AlexLArmstrong or something like that.
#49 - newdevyx (03/14/2015) [-]
#3 - I really hate that page. The admin is such a weeabo. 03/10/2015 on can confirm this is true. -1
#133 - Is there a back story for why skeletons call everyone " …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2015 on A spooktacular compilation +1
User avatar #226 - gmarrox (03/09/2015) [-]
From UD: "A Fuckboy is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn't want to deal with all the "relationship bullshit" just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys ganna be fuckboys. " The skeleton war thing started on tumblr as a joke movement against these types of people.
#138 - butterthebreadwith (03/09/2015) [-]
I would also like an explanation.
User avatar #152 - checkemninja (03/09/2015) [-]
^
#2 - I wanna make this my ring tone.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on the new hobbit movie looks... +23
#6 - wishiluis (03/05/2015) [-]
#788 - That's just crazy enough that it might work. 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#769 - I'm bad at this.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #779 - decapitation (03/04/2015) [-]
let me help

I love myself and I love everyone else and my life doesn't suck every day. Who wants to deal with me.
User avatar #788 - roytmustang (03/04/2015) [-]
That's just crazy enough that it might work.
#746 - I hate myself and I hate everyone else and my life sucks more …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #766 - decapitation (03/04/2015) [-]
you're not selling yourself very well honey
User avatar #769 - roytmustang (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm bad at this.
User avatar #779 - decapitation (03/04/2015) [-]
let me help

I love myself and I love everyone else and my life doesn't suck every day. Who wants to deal with me.
User avatar #788 - roytmustang (03/04/2015) [-]
That's just crazy enough that it might work.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #57 - kolimm **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
i like the pony porn on your wall
#59 to #57 - roytmustang (04/25/2013) [-]
Then you can have them.
#53 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #53 - roytmustang (10/05/2012) [-]
But you can't have Stalin or Joseph.
User avatar #56 to #55 - roytmustang (10/05/2012) [-]
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
User avatar #54 to #53 - roytmustang (10/05/2012) [-]
I never use them. I just like having a couple for funzies. But sure, I'll trade.
#44 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
Sword of the Stranger.
#45 to #44 - roytmustang (09/08/2012) [-]
Well, this looks amazing. What is it about anyway? I may just download this.
#46 to #45 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
It takes place in Feudal Japan, and follows a young boy named Kotarou and a mysterious swordsman whom he hires as a bodyguard as he's hunted by a group of extremely skilled Ming dynasty warriors from China for unknown reasons.
It takes place in Feudal Japan, and follows a young boy named Kotarou and a mysterious swordsman whom he hires as a bodyguard as he's hunted by a group of extremely skilled Ming dynasty warriors from China for unknown reasons.
#47 to #46 - roytmustang (09/08/2012) [-]
Sweet! I'll check it out. Thanks bro.   
   
Also, I agree full heartedly on the suicide thing and good luck with your debate.
Sweet! I'll check it out. Thanks bro.

Also, I agree full heartedly on the suicide thing and good luck with your debate.
#48 to #47 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
It's less of a debate and more of me lol'ing at an idiot.   
   
For the record, there's a lot less action in the movie than you'd expect. It's very character-driven. That's not to say it doesn't have literally the best action sequences I've ever seen in any anime ever, though.
It's less of a debate and more of me lol'ing at an idiot.

For the record, there's a lot less action in the movie than you'd expect. It's very character-driven. That's not to say it doesn't have literally the best action sequences I've ever seen in any anime ever, though.
User avatar #49 to #48 - roytmustang (09/08/2012) [-]
Well, I like story a lot too. You ever watch Speed Grapher?
#50 to #49 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I hate Speed Grapher. Never even finished it.
#51 to #50 - roytmustang (09/09/2012) [-]
B-but the ending is where it's best...
#52 to #51 - slandersalamander (09/09/2012) [-]
"The ending is good" isn't a good reason for me to watch something I can't stand.
User avatar #58 to #37 - twi (04/24/2013) [-]
hot
User avatar #42 to #37 - roytmustang (06/20/2012) [-]
I'm OK with this...
#36 - karhunperse (06/19/2012) [-]
Beatiful day isn't it?
User avatar #41 to #36 - roytmustang (06/20/2012) [-]
you son ova bitch...
User avatar #34 - newbrony (06/19/2012) [-]
Prepare for r34.
User avatar #33 - armordkar (04/23/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
#31 - toji **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 - drfranky (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#23 - MyRice (04/08/2012) [-]
I hope you have a wonderful day sir!
#22 - FourchansChosenone (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a fantastic day friend
#21 - dumbassvtwo (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day good sir
Have a wonderful day good sir
#25 to #21 - roytmustang (04/08/2012) [-]
Did I get rolled again?
#20 - naelcm (04/08/2012) [-]
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY KIND SIR.
#19 - xluna (04/08/2012) [-]
have a nice day good sir
User avatar #18 - dovah (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #17 - haveagoodone (04/08/2012) [-]
**haveagoodone rolls 93** have a nice day good sir
User avatar #16 - bazilball (04/08/2012) [-]
have a nice day mate
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