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#23 - Gaunt is easily one of my absolute favorites so far. Like when… [+] (2 replies) 04/03/2017 on When you recruit from... +4

#24 - thechosentroll (04/03/2017) [-]

From what I recall, the only commissars who can brag about killing a chaos marine in melee combat are Gaunt and Cain. And at least Gaunt didn't scream like a little girl while doing it.

#25 - thechosentroll (04/03/2017) [-]

God damn it, fagmin.

#6 - Tell that to Gaunt. If you dare. [+] (6 replies) 04/02/2017 on When you recruit from... +14

#15 - thechosentroll (04/03/2017) [-]

I love how the official explanation for Gaunt is that he was such a scary and ferocious motherfucker that the orks were actually kind of impressed and through he was orky as fuck. So, since the technology only works on orks and they think he's orky, it works for him. It's brilliant and absolutely retarded at the same time.

#23 - roytmustang (04/03/2017) [-]

Gaunt is easily one of my absolute favorites so far. Like when he drove his chainsword into a fucking CHAOS SPACE MARINE without hesitation right after said chaos space marine killed at least two of his dudes. Gaunt was basically like, "Fuck it. I can take him." I mean yeah, thanks to another Soldier assisting with a headshot else he'd be dead.

Still, didn't stop Gaunt and his Ghosts from taking down a good few during an ambush as well. I'm also relatively sure Gaunt faced down some more at one point but I can't remember.

#24 - thechosentroll (04/03/2017) [-]

From what I recall, the only commissars who can brag about killing a chaos marine in melee combat are Gaunt and Cain. And at least Gaunt didn't scream like a little girl while doing it.

#25 - thechosentroll (04/03/2017) [-]

God damn it, fagmin.

#20 - theblackcrow (04/03/2017) [-]

"brilliant and absolutely retarded at the same time"

That's like half of Warhammer's lore right there

#21 - thechosentroll (04/03/2017) [-]

And the other half seems to be "metal as fuck".

#83 - I actually have been thinking about this for awhile. Because I… [+] (1 reply) 04/01/2017 on evil survey time +37

#147 - synthane (04/01/2017) [-]

I used to volunteer at an elementary / middle school for students with various disabilities, mainly downs syndrome and autism. I worked more with the autistic children, mainly because the downs syndrome kids were dangerous and difficult enough they didn't want to handle the liability of a volunteer spending time with them. That's right; they didn't want the liability. They have the potential to be that difficult. The few times I did work with them was only a few hours each session and it was so exhausting when I got home I would usually sleep the rest of the day.

Even the specially trained teachers couldn't handle them for long. Teachers would usually only last a few years before quitting because it was too stressful. There was only one that stayed for very long and I don't know how she handled it.

There is no way that I would want to come home to that at the end of a long day at work. Being at work would be more relaxing than being at home.

#25 - Thank you for being the only non retard here. Besides, it's in… 03/31/2017 on Mei's not Fat +6

#224 - Since you're a Negan bro, I'll look up the gif again and post … 03/31/2017 on 10 movies with twist endings 0

#19 - Devil was absolute ****. I'll take my red thumbs now. [+] (12 replies) 03/30/2017 on 10 movies with twist endings +98

#184 - zourch (03/31/2017) [-]

"look, the toast always falls jam side down when the devil is around"

best quote from this shit film

#221 - hikakiller (03/31/2017) [-]

Please tell me that's not a real quote

#222 - zourch (03/31/2017) [-]

something like that anyway

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZo2oz97Ijg

#177 - trapitrapeit (03/31/2017) [-]

Okay how shit is it,
like are we talking 'this was a complete waste of time' shit,
or is the plot and acting shit?

#203 - commontroll (03/31/2017) [-]

All around awful. If you don't mind the "shocking" twist ending being told, click here: The old lady dies early on, and then you find out her body was possessed by Satan who is apparently trying to make some dude who killed a kid repent, just so happens the dad of the kid is there to or some stupid bullshit. I don't even want to waste the calories it would take to fire my synapses to actually remember the story.

#200 - hastric (03/31/2017) [-]

The "twist" is right there in the title.
The most memorable line of the entire movie is "When he's near, everything goes wrong. Toast falls jelly-side down, children hit tables, and people get hurt."

#171 - tropenthatshtup (03/31/2017) [-]

Someone made an equally shit game of it on new grounds. Like crazy shitty though. And I'm pretty sure it copies the exact plot.

#119 - silentpaper (03/31/2017) [-]

nah, thats pretty much the consensus it seems

#39 - muchname (03/30/2017) [-]

that is a lovely Negan gif.
too bad I have to save it as a webm.

#224 - roytmustang (03/31/2017) [-]

Since you're a Negan bro, I'll look up the gif again and post the link just for you.

#33 - fuzzyballs (03/30/2017) [-]

yeah, it wasn't that great

#20 - mixedfeelings (03/30/2017) [-]

>implying

#18 - I didn't hear about that one. What was the joke? [+] (1 reply) 03/28/2017 on FIXED +3

#103 - dakkenly (03/29/2017) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHjxE1prntI

I am too lazy to actually find it myself so I'll let someone else do it for me

#16 - I wish I could see that. 03/25/2017 on Causing Trust Issues, One... +11

#36 - ******* PHONE. *BITCH NOT BIRCH 03/23/2017 on Warhammer Comp 27 0

#35 - Same. Then again, I'm a big fan of Roboute Guilliman anyway. P… [+] (3 replies) 03/23/2017 on Warhammer Comp 27 +9

#43 - nomadfourohthree (03/23/2017) [-]

I agree. I only really don't like people who put the Ultramarines on some ridiculous pedestal as well as the opposite - those who constantly bitch about the Ultramarines. They're a cool Roman-esque chapter and I really like them for that. And Guilliman isn't an all-powerful god either and even he has his vices, regardless of being a Primarch and works with them and I find that to be a really cool thing. Honestly, I hope Gee Dubs doesn't fuck up his rule of the Imperium, because he can do great things.

#39 - arandomanon (03/23/2017) [-]

All other loyal primarchs except Lion. That autistic manchild's behaviour is incompetent at best and heretical at worst.

#36 - roytmustang (03/23/2017) [-]

FUCKING PHONE.
*BITCH NOT BIRCH

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