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#61 - I work Security at a big hospital (I'm in the ER a lot) and I …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- ER Attending +9
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#118 - pizzaweed (05/06/2015) [-]
You in a more low class area?

That's where you see these pieces of work.
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#161 - roytmustang (05/07/2015) [-]
It's near the ghetto and we're the "best" hospital in the immediate area. Most of the area is nice however, it's on a College Campus.
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#162 - pizzaweed (05/07/2015) [-]
weird. It's mostly the strung out duggies that cause problems in the ER near me. Do you get a lot of them in your hospital, or do they go to other hospitals in the area?
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#163 - roytmustang (05/07/2015) [-]
We get a lot of homeless and drunks. Come in and say they're sick or want to kill themselves so well keep them inside for a couple hours and feed them.
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#164 - pizzaweed (05/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, homeless are generally chill, as are thje drunks. It's the heroin addicts that are fuckheads in my area
#72 - konz (05/06/2015) [-]
"KKK" "Family went to get him Mcdonalds" "Fucking with firecrackers"
Obviously none of these things are exclusive to the deep south, but put together it could very well be that the person writing these works in an ER that mainly treats rednecks. And tbh none of these things seem all that unrealistic. A friend and I made a chemical bomb one time in middle school (on accident). Poison control was called after ominous purple smoke started rising from the field outside the school. Not my proudest moment.
#75 - I'm a poor confused man trying to figure it out. Does it …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2015 on The Anti-SJW +8
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#171 - thegamepixel (05/05/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter. So what if you're gay because you like dickgirls. I'd say if you're not attracted to normal guys, you're not gay, but even with you are, its not a big deal, it doesn't change anything. :/
#102 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
There's psychology with futas

Basically they're every sign of fertility forced into one body. We've had fertility symbols like that for a while
#97 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
my guess is we probably ghey. maybe not for men necessarily, but for the genitalia.
#12 - I don't want to click on it simply because I don't want to be … 05/03/2015 on dindu nuffin comp +11
#15 - Picture 05/03/2015 on Mass Effect comp. +4
#48 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Baltimore +39
#23 - I've had this convo with totallytito before, more or less. Whi… 04/18/2015 on Im done with this world +8
#64 - I was sorely tempted to do this account. Beat me to it. thank … 04/16/2015 on Green feels +2
#88 - I'd ask why, but I too wish to see it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on whos ready for another... 0
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#89 - knightems (04/14/2015) [-]
It's just smut, not even worth watching.
#86 - H-how would you know this?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on whos ready for another... 0
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#87 - knightems (04/14/2015) [-]
I watched it.
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#88 - roytmustang (04/14/2015) [-]
I'd ask why, but I too wish to see it.
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#89 - knightems (04/14/2015) [-]
It's just smut, not even worth watching.
#22 - Picture 04/12/2015 on Nothing wrong with being... 0