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roytmustang

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Kentucky
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6258
Highest Content Rank:#926
Highest Comment Rank:#939
Content Thumbs: 10502 total,  11930 ,  1428
Comment Thumbs: 8257 total,  9743 ,  1486
Content Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 203 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:7
Content Views:492446
Times Content Favorited:427 times
Total Comments Made:2674
FJ Points:9967
Favorite Tags: facebook (7) | funny (4) | drama (2) | Stupid (2) | tags (2) | the (2)

latest user's comments

#233 - I can't properly detail how hard I laughed at your reaction pic- 03/29/2013 on Tumblr people +1
#232 - Thank you~ Ingenious name. 03/29/2013 on Tumblr people 0
#231 - I suck my own dick, thank you very much. Besides, it'… 03/29/2013 on Tumblr people -1
#14 - I quit caring a long time ago. Sure, a "My bad" is i… 03/28/2013 on Tumblr people +2
#12 - I made a dead baby joke around someone I did not know had a st…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Tumblr people +1
User avatar #13 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
ahaha thats wonderful, i couldnt even move i just tried to laugh it off, but couldnt and stood there awkwardly as she yelled at me in spanish.
User avatar #14 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I quit caring a long time ago. Sure, a "My bad" is in order. But it's not my fault yo kid's dead.





Wow, when I say it like that I seem like a douche.
#10 - Apparently... I told a friend whom I thought was cool that I m…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Tumblr people +3
#15 - frijoles (03/28/2013) [-]
ill give you the joke ...and a couple o thumbs.
#11 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
try joking about abortion with someone that apparently has had 2 and never told you before....funny stuff seeing someone cry uncontrollably
#12 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I made a dead baby joke around someone I did not know had a stillborn.

I just walked outside.
User avatar #13 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
ahaha thats wonderful, i couldnt even move i just tried to laugh it off, but couldnt and stood there awkwardly as she yelled at me in spanish.
User avatar #14 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I quit caring a long time ago. Sure, a "My bad" is in order. But it's not my fault yo kid's dead.





Wow, when I say it like that I seem like a douche.
#8 - Oh Jesus... Seriously?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Tumblr people 0
User avatar #9 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
yup. he wasnt even serious. this happened months and months ago, and hes still getting shit for it lol, tumblr people get butthurt easy.
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (03/28/2013) [-]
Man I need to do this.
#10 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
Apparently... I told a friend whom I thought was cool that I made people butthurt about it...
She says, "You know people have a right to get upset about it right?"

MFW



Can I not HAVE THIS JOKE.
#15 - frijoles (03/28/2013) [-]
ill give you the joke ...and a couple o thumbs.
#11 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
try joking about abortion with someone that apparently has had 2 and never told you before....funny stuff seeing someone cry uncontrollably
#12 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I made a dead baby joke around someone I did not know had a stillborn.

I just walked outside.
User avatar #13 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
ahaha thats wonderful, i couldnt even move i just tried to laugh it off, but couldnt and stood there awkwardly as she yelled at me in spanish.
User avatar #14 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I quit caring a long time ago. Sure, a "My bad" is in order. But it's not my fault yo kid's dead.





Wow, when I say it like that I seem like a douche.
#26 - I lost 3 followers today~ Because Rape-Man. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Oh Tumblr.. +1
#27 - xanaga (03/28/2013) [-]
Bitch you aint slick, you gonna suck dis dick
#6 - I don't belong on Tumblr  [+] (10 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Tumblr people +1
User avatar #7 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
my friend was tumblr famous than he made a joke about girls with short hair and had to shut his down because he got so many death threats.
User avatar #8 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh Jesus... Seriously?
User avatar #9 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
yup. he wasnt even serious. this happened months and months ago, and hes still getting shit for it lol, tumblr people get butthurt easy.
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (03/28/2013) [-]
Man I need to do this.
#10 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
Apparently... I told a friend whom I thought was cool that I made people butthurt about it...
She says, "You know people have a right to get upset about it right?"

MFW



Can I not HAVE THIS JOKE.
#15 - frijoles (03/28/2013) [-]
ill give you the joke ...and a couple o thumbs.
#11 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
try joking about abortion with someone that apparently has had 2 and never told you before....funny stuff seeing someone cry uncontrollably
#12 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I made a dead baby joke around someone I did not know had a stillborn.

I just walked outside.
User avatar #13 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
ahaha thats wonderful, i couldnt even move i just tried to laugh it off, but couldnt and stood there awkwardly as she yelled at me in spanish.
User avatar #14 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I quit caring a long time ago. Sure, a "My bad" is in order. But it's not my fault yo kid's dead.





Wow, when I say it like that I seem like a douche.
#4 - I just thought it was funny. And maybe others knew of rape man.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Tumblr people +1
User avatar #6 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I don't belong on Tumblr
User avatar #7 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
my friend was tumblr famous than he made a joke about girls with short hair and had to shut his down because he got so many death threats.
User avatar #8 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh Jesus... Seriously?
User avatar #9 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
yup. he wasnt even serious. this happened months and months ago, and hes still getting shit for it lol, tumblr people get butthurt easy.
User avatar #20 - satrenkotheone (03/28/2013) [-]
Man I need to do this.
#10 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
Apparently... I told a friend whom I thought was cool that I made people butthurt about it...
She says, "You know people have a right to get upset about it right?"

MFW



Can I not HAVE THIS JOKE.
#15 - frijoles (03/28/2013) [-]
ill give you the joke ...and a couple o thumbs.
#11 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
try joking about abortion with someone that apparently has had 2 and never told you before....funny stuff seeing someone cry uncontrollably
#12 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I made a dead baby joke around someone I did not know had a stillborn.

I just walked outside.
User avatar #13 - terrortaco (03/28/2013) [-]
ahaha thats wonderful, i couldnt even move i just tried to laugh it off, but couldnt and stood there awkwardly as she yelled at me in spanish.
User avatar #14 - roytmustang (03/28/2013) [-]
I quit caring a long time ago. Sure, a "My bad" is in order. But it's not my fault yo kid's dead.





Wow, when I say it like that I seem like a douche.
User avatar #5 - numbersixtyseven (03/28/2013) [-]
It's Tumblr, though. Those bishes being sensitive and shit. Need to handle them gently.

They cannot handle rape man.
#2 - I have like 9 messages. It keeps coming, I love it.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Tumblr people +211
User avatar #201 - slyve (03/29/2013) [-]
I don't really know if this counts as a rape joke, but lemme try it. I never get any messages via FJ anyway. A little bit inbox traffic would be a nice change.

2 little girls sit on the beach, playing with the sand. One of them says "my daddy's penis is THIS long." Then the other girl replied "The penis of my daddy is a little smaller, but it still hurts."
#154 - frysandaburger (03/29/2013) [-]
MFW your name
#138 - berkut (03/29/2013) [-]
This proves that most funny posts of tumblr are made by fj or 4chan users (may other websites users too, but I don´t know any, I´m a pleb).
User avatar #177 - chezburgadominator (03/29/2013) [-]
1 User makes a post, now almost all of them are from FJers, genious conclusion.
User avatar #241 - berkut (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh, you forgot 4chan.
User avatar #240 - berkut (03/29/2013) [-]
I know right?
#108 - rakoom (03/28/2013) [-]
We all want to see the comments. Do it! Repost it all!
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User avatar #48 - imnotkickthecat (03/28/2013) [-]
Send them all rape jokes.
#27 - millem (03/28/2013) [-]
please keep posting them.
User avatar #18 - Mortuus (03/28/2013) [-]
Time to make a post with them all.
#284 - Just you wait. Some guy WILL do this. 03/27/2013 on 4chan on suicide +5
#567 - Comment deleted 03/23/2013 on My Art Progression -1
#1030 - This is actually EXACTLY what happens. Source: Was i… 03/22/2013 on interesting photos explained -3
#31 - The feels I got from this show still haunt me today... 03/22/2013 on Call me Father & Son +3
#152 - Why did they make the Comic Tennant look so Metro? 03/22/2013 on Best. Crossover. Ever. +6
#60 - I scrolled down to avoid her face... 03/21/2013 on Robber takes selfies +14
#41 - K  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Life with a cat 0
#42 - EdwardNigma (03/12/2013) [-]
Kay.
#28 - I am going to **** that *fap to 03/12/2013 on Do you feel old? +3
#52 - MFW people listening to a ****** up dryer  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Shrillex faces... +3
User avatar #68 - darthblam (03/12/2013) [-]
The analogy I've always gone by is that it's "TV static, with a beat."
User avatar #167 - rabbitfood (03/12/2013) [-]
I always gone with "fork in the garbage disposal"
#17 - With that hair cut, it's no wonder the only company you have is a cat.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Life with a cat +30
#111 - danielhargadine (03/12/2013) [-]
Christy Mack. Your wiener will thank you.
User avatar #72 - aussiepridevil (03/12/2013) [-]
girls with Mohawks are hot okay?

if you don't like it that's just your opinion man.
#32 - EdwardNigma (03/12/2013) [-]
I like it.
#41 - roytmustang (03/12/2013) [-]
K
#42 - EdwardNigma (03/12/2013) [-]
Kay.
#91 - I bet Thor listens to metal. 03/12/2013 on Butterfly +1
#23 - 2:15am Eastern Standard time. Time I finally quit… 03/09/2013 on Description +2
#23 - My eyes started watering about 30 seconds in, I caved. … 03/08/2013 on Look at the centre for 1... +2
#35 - It's probably your Russian speaking there.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Actual North Korean Poster +1
User avatar #39 - thatrussianhoe (03/08/2013) [-]
i think so

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #57 - kolimm **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
i like the pony porn on your wall
#59 to #57 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Then you can have them.
#53 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #53 - roytmustang ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
But you can't have Stalin or Joseph.
User avatar #56 to #55 - roytmustang ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
User avatar #54 to #53 - roytmustang ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I never use them. I just like having a couple for funzies. But sure, I'll trade.
#44 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
Sword of the Stranger.
#45 to #44 - roytmustang ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Well, this looks amazing. What is it about anyway? I may just download this.
#46 to #45 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
It takes place in Feudal Japan, and follows a young boy named Kotarou and a mysterious swordsman whom he hires as a bodyguard as he's hunted by a group of extremely skilled Ming dynasty warriors from China for unknown reasons.
It takes place in Feudal Japan, and follows a young boy named Kotarou and a mysterious swordsman whom he hires as a bodyguard as he's hunted by a group of extremely skilled Ming dynasty warriors from China for unknown reasons.
#47 to #46 - roytmustang ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Sweet! I'll check it out. Thanks bro.   
   
Also, I agree full heartedly on the suicide thing and good luck with your debate.
Sweet! I'll check it out. Thanks bro.

Also, I agree full heartedly on the suicide thing and good luck with your debate.
#48 to #47 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
It's less of a debate and more of me lol'ing at an idiot.   
   
For the record, there's a lot less action in the movie than you'd expect. It's very character-driven. That's not to say it doesn't have literally the best action sequences I've ever seen in any anime ever, though.
It's less of a debate and more of me lol'ing at an idiot.

For the record, there's a lot less action in the movie than you'd expect. It's very character-driven. That's not to say it doesn't have literally the best action sequences I've ever seen in any anime ever, though.
User avatar #49 to #48 - roytmustang ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Well, I like story a lot too. You ever watch Speed Grapher?
#50 to #49 - slandersalamander (09/08/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I hate Speed Grapher. Never even finished it.
#51 to #50 - roytmustang ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
B-but the ending is where it's best...
#52 to #51 - slandersalamander (09/09/2012) [-]
"The ending is good" isn't a good reason for me to watch something I can't stand.
User avatar #58 to #37 - twi (04/24/2013) [-]
hot
User avatar #42 to #37 - roytmustang ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-]
I'm OK with this...
#36 - karhunperse (06/19/2012) [-]
Beatiful day isn't it?
User avatar #41 to #36 - roytmustang ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-]
you son ova bitch...
User avatar #34 - newbrony (06/19/2012) [-]
Prepare for r34.
User avatar #33 - armordkar (04/23/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
#31 - toji **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 - drfranky (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#23 - MyRice (04/08/2012) [-]
I hope you have a wonderful day sir!
#22 - FourchansChosenone (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a fantastic day friend
#21 - dumbassvtwo (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day good sir
Have a wonderful day good sir
#25 to #21 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/08/2012) [-]
Did I get rolled again?
#20 - naelcm (04/08/2012) [-]
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY KIND SIR.
#19 - xluna (04/08/2012) [-]
have a nice day good sir
User avatar #18 - dovah (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #17 - haveagoodone (04/08/2012) [-]
**haveagoodone rolls 93** have a nice day good sir
User avatar #16 - bazilball (04/08/2012) [-]
have a nice day mate
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