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#2356475 - aye  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2356483 - therealmaster (12/27/2012) [-]
When would you like to play?
User avatar #2356494 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
when i cn
#2356445 - noooooooo  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2356452 - therealmaster (12/27/2012) [-]
I could always start over if you really want to play.
User avatar #2356475 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
aye
#2356483 - therealmaster (12/27/2012) [-]
When would you like to play?
User avatar #2356494 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
when i cn
#2356396 - i haz  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2356411 - therealmaster (12/27/2012) [-]
I just remembered I have to install it on the new xbox... and all of my characters are on the old one...
User avatar #2356445 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
noooooooo
#2356452 - therealmaster (12/27/2012) [-]
I could always start over if you really want to play.
User avatar #2356475 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
aye
#2356483 - therealmaster (12/27/2012) [-]
When would you like to play?
User avatar #2356494 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
when i cn
#2356329 - mah Idea is I take screen shots of magical diary as it… 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#2356244 - bastion 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2356242 - i have an idea  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2356263 - zemchy (12/27/2012) [-]
and that is?
User avatar #2356246 - Technicolor (12/27/2012) [-]
put an axe in ya freakin head?
User avatar #2356245 - takeaseat (12/27/2012) [-]
kill all dwarfs :D
#2355568 - wat gam  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #2355607 - Nightelfbane (12/27/2012) [-]
world of whorecraft
#2355523 - MFW Choices 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2355469 - **royalwerewolf rolls 74** slime girls 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2355459 - wrote a few sentence for mah book 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#2355452 - thanks 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#2355450 - aye 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#2355446 - I know 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#2355245 - weeeeeeh 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#2355204 - not a clopper  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #2355216 - closingcube (12/27/2012) [-]
other games too
not just poni
User avatar #2355245 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
weeeeeeh
#2355195 - k? 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#2355190 - implying it isn't the same fucker  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #2355276 - youraveragebrony (12/27/2012) [-]
trust me addy used to be funny
User avatar #2355446 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
I know
#2355178 - soooooo i could play a game on steam or watch fairy tail  [+] (9 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #2355246 - taokami (12/27/2012) [-]
Play?
User avatar #2355210 - diabolicgnome (12/27/2012) [-]
Fairy Tail
User avatar #2355186 - closingcube (12/27/2012) [-]
www.comdotgame.com/adult
play these instead
lel
User avatar #2355204 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
not a clopper
User avatar #2355216 - closingcube (12/27/2012) [-]
other games too
not just poni
User avatar #2355245 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
weeeeeeh
User avatar #2355183 - jonlenin (12/27/2012) [-]
Play Hearts of Iron 3, it's good for you.
User avatar #2355195 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
k?
User avatar #2355184 - takeaseat (12/27/2012) [-]
Play a game on fairy tail
#2355154 - yeah addy is the cause  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #2355177 - youraveragebrony (12/27/2012) [-]
ADDY USED TO BUT FUN BUT WE GOT RID OF HIM AND NOW LOOK!
I CAN'T BELIEVE MISS ADDY
User avatar #2355190 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
implying it isn't the same fucker
User avatar #2355276 - youraveragebrony (12/27/2012) [-]
trust me addy used to be funny
User avatar #2355446 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
I know
#2355146 - things to do in GTA 4 fuck with electro first you need… 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#2355132 - yeah but he quoted that thing what said 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +3
#2355124 - genius as such I'll now grow winngs HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN… 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
#2355114 - snaake 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
#2355110 - ITT: what threader's theme is this song www.youtube.com/wa…  [+] (20 new replies) 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #2355301 - therealsuperderpy (12/27/2012) [-]
That was actually hilarious.
User avatar #2355452 - royalwerewolf (12/27/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #2355174 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
giveupnow
User avatar #2355172 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
royalwerewolf
User avatar #2355168 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
harrytheneat
User avatar #2355167 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
glassmasher
User avatar #2355163 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
therealsuperderpy
User avatar #2355226 - therealsuperderpy (12/27/2012) [-]
I've never watched a anime before but k
User avatar #2355238 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
Is that what the video is? Didn't watch it. I'm just posting people.
User avatar #2355248 - therealsuperderpy (12/27/2012) [-]
Well actually nevermind it's about masturbating to cartoons so I guess you're right.
User avatar #2355259 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright then.
User avatar #2355182 - therealsuperderpy (12/27/2012) [-]
huh
User avatar #2355189 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
taokami
User avatar #2355215 - taokami (12/27/2012) [-]
yes?
User avatar #2355227 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
therealsuperderpy
User avatar #2355162 - taokami (12/27/2012) [-]
lel
User avatar #2355137 - pivotmasterdm (12/27/2012) [-]
Me
User avatar #2355129 - jonlenin (12/27/2012) [-]
theonetruespitfire
User avatar #2355122 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
diabolicgnome
User avatar #2355119 - whataloser (12/27/2012) [-]
closingcube
#2355106 - yeah except I ain;t black IRL 12/27/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
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#3046 - caucasianandgeeky (21 hours ago) [-]
I've seen you here and I've seen you there, but I've never really had a good conversation with you.
And I think you're neat.

How's it hanging, Royal?
User avatar #3048 to #3047 - caucasianandgeeky (20 hours ago) [-]
Good, how?
What do you have going for you at the moment?
User avatar #3049 to #3048 - royalwerewolf (20 hours ago) [-]
not much
User avatar #3050 to #3049 - caucasianandgeeky (20 hours ago) [-]
Well, have you done anything interesting lately?

I just watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time, ever last week.
The Hobbit as well~
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - royalwerewolf (19 hours ago) [-]
Good for ya
and
not really
#3042 - albertjester (06/15/2013) [-]
and thus, do i owe you. next time the beacons are lit, i'll be there.
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2013) [-]
No problem
not sure if I helped much

and make sure to char the fuck out of my bacon
I liked it as crisp as possibly
#3044 to #3043 - albertjester (06/15/2013) [-]
in the words of tesco, every little helps.   
   
and on this we can agree.
in the words of tesco, every little helps.

and on this we can agree.
User avatar #3045 to #3044 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2013) [-]
aye
and neat
User avatar #3041 - henryfordthegod (06/14/2013) [-]
watch that
User avatar #3033 - fausticorn ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Lel whut did you get le banned for?
User avatar #3034 to #3033 - royalwerewolf (06/04/2013) [-]
succubus
#3012 - idrk (05/27/2013) [-]
Sup nigga
Sup nigga
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - royalwerewolf (05/27/2013) [-]
watchin bro play metro last light
User avatar #3014 to #3013 - idrk (05/27/2013) [-]
Ahh man, is it a good game so far?
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - royalwerewolf (05/27/2013) [-]
yeah
funny ass way he throws knife
just chucks it
User avatar #3016 to #3015 - idrk (05/27/2013) [-]
All I'm imagining now is just him throwing it like a girl in a school-yard
User avatar #3017 to #3016 - royalwerewolf (05/27/2013) [-]
it kills shit
he just does it a weird ass way
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - idrk (05/27/2013) [-]
At least shit gets killed.
User avatar #2933 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
You like CoC, MGQ, and Dark Souls....soul mate
User avatar #2954 to #2933 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
so now what
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
nigga I have a picture of gimli as my profile
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Nigga I don't look at no profile pictures.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
nigga nigga nigga
User avatar #2960 to #2958 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Do you like Game of Thrones?
User avatar #2962 to #2961 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Books or show?
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
have let to read the books
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
They're amazing but the show surprisingly stays true to most of the books.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
I assumed
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
So what games do you like?
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Specifics? Half life, Gears, Amnesia, etc etc
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Look Lil wayne I told you never to sing again.
User avatar #2969 to #2959 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
i've played half life two
all the gears games
all the halo games
oblivion
skyrim
fallout 3 and new vegas
mine craft
magical diary
dark souls
katawa shoujo
soul caliber 4 and 5
mortal kombat
bastion
crack down
bioshock 1 and 2, have infinte
several pokemon games
alan wake
portal 1 and 2
team fortress
GTA
bastion
several indie games
and several I can't remember
User avatar #2970 to #2969 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Well aren't you a diverse piece of software i meant human.
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
also vampire masquerad bloodlines
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
lol.
User avatar #2974 to #2973 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah shit! It's the adeptus mechanicus.
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH
User avatar #2976 to #2975 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
FOR THA EMPRAH!!!!!
User avatar #2978 to #2977 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
CHAOS PROTECTS!!!!!
User avatar #2979 to #2978 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

User avatar #2982 to #2981 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
kkk
User avatar #2935 to #2934 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
If only there were more like us and stuff. So what's up?
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
not much
just sitting wiith mah cat
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm adding that to lists of reasons you are cool person. Cats are cool and selfish which makes them cool.
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
Aye
he is also fat
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Most are. Tell me what else you like. I'd like to know you better.
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Check.
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Check. Sweet or green? I like both.
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
same
warhammer 40k
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Must...contain.....fangasm
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
ever here the metal band that makes songs bout it
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
No but it sounds awesome. Also which faction are you? If chaos then which one?
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
I like orcs
of chaos I enjoy nurgle and slaanesh
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I..agh jgmuimu..marry me? I love Nurgle and Slaanesh. My friend even made a comic about me.
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
really?
neat
User avatar #2951 to #2950 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Hello most amazing person I have ever met. You've reached a pinnacle of friendship within 20 minutes.
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - royalwerewolf (04/24/2013) [-]
well this was unexpected
User avatar #2953 to #2952 - googleoverlords ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Same feeling here.
User avatar #2907 - zekeon ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
e621.net/post?tags=dark_souls&searchDefault=Search some stuff, including r63 bellfry gargoyle

http://e621.net/data/ea/6f/ea6f05f41af4fa36ee62f1887b10dd89.jpg?1348631397 gaping-tan
User avatar #2909 to #2907 - royalwerewolf (04/15/2013) [-]
Mmmmmmmmmmmm yesh
User avatar #2862 - xxangelisxx (03/15/2013) [-]
The separate links are kill, enjoy whole gallery

spoki.tvnet.lv/soks/Guro-anime-art-5/631273/1/4
User avatar #2865 to #2863 - xxangelisxx (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh, and there's some elf chicks in links below.
#2859 - goldfangz ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
*cries on your floor*
User avatar #2870 to #2859 - royalwerewolf (03/16/2013) [-]
wat happen
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - goldfangz ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
nothing....i almost lost it and.....smeone almost died

but its fiiiiiine, im calm now
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - royalwerewolf (03/16/2013) [-]
daaaaamn son
#2873 to #2872 - goldfangz ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
pls get soulstorm so we can kick shloobs asscheeks
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - royalwerewolf (03/16/2013) [-]
no monry
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - goldfangz ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
then buy some
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2013) [-]
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
#2541 - royalwerewolf (01/14/2013) [-]
roll game 10: the tale of royal and chosen   
1:you are chosen by royal for "science" roll again for what he did to you: 1B: turned into dwarf   
2:you are raped by vegeta: 2B: I have welded a chastity belt to you   
3: you are stuck on the moon with gamzee and royal roll again for your fate (evens =moonbro odds = target practice) 3B: you are turned into a robot maid   
4: you get some tea: 4B: I turned you into a slime girl....so its still rape   
5:a werewolf pack has you scent, so make peace with your god. 5B: I turn you into a werewolf   
6:he's the devil and he's fucking your ass. 6B: corrupted into a demon   
7:you look upon bombur and become his. 7B: dressed up as santa clause and set on fire   
8: raped by a naga: 8B: turned into a naga....so still rape   
9:Frenglar rapes you in the name of his dad grunark: 9B: turned into a neko   
0: have some cake. 0B: turned into an abomination and set on fire   
In honor of that lucky son of a bitch
roll game 10: the tale of royal and chosen
1:you are chosen by royal for "science" roll again for what he did to you: 1B: turned into dwarf
2:you are raped by vegeta: 2B: I have welded a chastity belt to you
3: you are stuck on the moon with gamzee and royal roll again for your fate (evens =moonbro odds = target practice) 3B: you are turned into a robot maid
4: you get some tea: 4B: I turned you into a slime girl....so its still rape
5:a werewolf pack has you scent, so make peace with your god. 5B: I turn you into a werewolf
6:he's the devil and he's fucking your ass. 6B: corrupted into a demon
7:you look upon bombur and become his. 7B: dressed up as santa clause and set on fire
8: raped by a naga: 8B: turned into a naga....so still rape
9:Frenglar rapes you in the name of his dad grunark: 9B: turned into a neko
0: have some cake. 0B: turned into an abomination and set on fire
In honor of that lucky son of a bitch
#330 - royalwerewolf (07/09/2012) [-]
Roll game 9: The return of Grunark   
1: You are raped by a slimegirl. 1B: you're body melts and turns cold, you are a slimegirl   
2: you are transformed, roll again to see what you are. 2B: you're now a pony   
3: you are raped by a Hydra. 3B: you feet merge into a snakes tail, you're a Naga   
4:You get ice tea. 4B:You feel a strange sensation as you become part plant   
5: you are a sent to the palace of Grunark, roll again for fate( evens= rape, odds= dildo rape). 5B: You feel a extreme heat, then cold, you're now a demon   
6:You have angered Warbeard, prepare to die. 6B: you shrink, grow a beard, and get very thirsty, you're now a dwarf   
7:Demon lord voldo has come for your anus. 7B: you're now an elf   
8:You are transported to the demon realms. 8B: You're a witch   
9:The dark wizard uses magic to rape you. 9B: you're a werewolf now   
0: you get a giant cookies. 0B: you shrink and grow wings, you're now a fairy   
HE RETURNS
Roll game 9: The return of Grunark
1: You are raped by a slimegirl. 1B: you're body melts and turns cold, you are a slimegirl
2: you are transformed, roll again to see what you are. 2B: you're now a pony
3: you are raped by a Hydra. 3B: you feet merge into a snakes tail, you're a Naga
4:You get ice tea. 4B:You feel a strange sensation as you become part plant
5: you are a sent to the palace of Grunark, roll again for fate( evens= rape, odds= dildo rape). 5B: You feel a extreme heat, then cold, you're now a demon
6:You have angered Warbeard, prepare to die. 6B: you shrink, grow a beard, and get very thirsty, you're now a dwarf
7:Demon lord voldo has come for your anus. 7B: you're now an elf
8:You are transported to the demon realms. 8B: You're a witch
9:The dark wizard uses magic to rape you. 9B: you're a werewolf now
0: you get a giant cookies. 0B: you shrink and grow wings, you're now a fairy
HE RETURNS
#328 - royalwerewolf (05/07/2012) [-]
Roll game 8: origins of rape   
1: you are sent to hell, and turn into a gay demon. 1B: a dirty, hippie elf you are now   
2: Rapped by Counselor Udina . 2B: You are the new hope for the sayian race   
3: you have died, roll again to see what you are reborn as. 3B: A Gnome   
4: You have awakened Grunark, roll again to see your fate (evens means rape, odds cultist). 4B: An orc, born of blood and steel   
5:You anger Mr satan, prepare to get your ass kicked. 5B: You are a dwarf diggy diggy hole   
6. you are raped by Voldemort. 6B: You're a ginger   
7: You are Molestia's first victim. 7B: an ogre   
8: You win a Muffin. 8B: You are now a Cockatrice   
9. Young voldo rapes you out side of prom. 9B: Child of the flotilla, a Quarian   
0: You are raped brutally by eddie riggs. 0B: You are human, child of metal, fire, blood, and noise   
Every legend has a beginning
Roll game 8: origins of rape
1: you are sent to hell, and turn into a gay demon. 1B: a dirty, hippie elf you are now
2: Rapped by Counselor Udina . 2B: You are the new hope for the sayian race
3: you have died, roll again to see what you are reborn as. 3B: A Gnome
4: You have awakened Grunark, roll again to see your fate (evens means rape, odds cultist). 4B: An orc, born of blood and steel
5:You anger Mr satan, prepare to get your ass kicked. 5B: You are a dwarf diggy diggy hole
6. you are raped by Voldemort. 6B: You're a ginger
7: You are Molestia's first victim. 7B: an ogre
8: You win a Muffin. 8B: You are now a Cockatrice
9. Young voldo rapes you out side of prom. 9B: Child of the flotilla, a Quarian
0: You are raped brutally by eddie riggs. 0B: You are human, child of metal, fire, blood, and noise
Every legend has a beginning
#326 - royalwerewolf (03/18/2012) [-]
Roll game 7: The mad king of gaslight    
1: you have been killed during the war and reborn as a pony, roll again to see who yer mom is. 1B: you are the child of Spitfire    
2: you are used in one of Bartlet the wise's experiments, roll again for fate (odds you live, evens you die). 2B: Twilight's your loving mother   
 3: Soup for you, so says the mad king. 3B: Zecora is your mother    
4: raped Astaroth. 4B you pinkie pie little baker    
5: GRUNARK HAS BEEN SUMMONED, prepare you anus for eternal pain. 5B: your rarity's lil gem   
 6:raped by Legion, played by Brian Blessed. 6B: Fluttershy will always love her little filly, you    
7:Raped by Mecha Voldo. 7B: Rainbow dash is your mother   
 8:you angered Bartlet the wise, and the mad king, prepare to die. 8B applejack is your mother    
9: Magically enhanced Molestia, now with twice the rape. 9B: Octavia is your mother    
0: you are given tea by the mad king. 0B: Luna is your mother    
The war has ended, but madness never dies
Roll game 7: The mad king of gaslight
1: you have been killed during the war and reborn as a pony, roll again to see who yer mom is. 1B: you are the child of Spitfire
2: you are used in one of Bartlet the wise's experiments, roll again for fate (odds you live, evens you die). 2B: Twilight's your loving mother
3: Soup for you, so says the mad king. 3B: Zecora is your mother
4: raped Astaroth. 4B you pinkie pie little baker
5: GRUNARK HAS BEEN SUMMONED, prepare you anus for eternal pain. 5B: your rarity's lil gem
6:raped by Legion, played by Brian Blessed. 6B: Fluttershy will always love her little filly, you
7:Raped by Mecha Voldo. 7B: Rainbow dash is your mother
8:you angered Bartlet the wise, and the mad king, prepare to die. 8B applejack is your mother
9: Magically enhanced Molestia, now with twice the rape. 9B: Octavia is your mother
0: you are given tea by the mad king. 0B: Luna is your mother
The war has ended, but madness never dies
#325 - royalwerewolf (03/08/2012) [-]
Roll game 6: The Puppetmasters   
1: you win a cup of tea. 1B: Molestia always needs.....fresher meat   
2: Bobobo rapes you with his nose hairs. 2B: G.L.A.D.O.S needs a new test subject, rest in peace   
3: Nigel thornberry rapes you. 3B: what's that rarity, need a new slave?   
4: you have been sent to the rainbow factory, roll for your fate (evens you are processed, odds and fluttershy save you, but makes you believe your her filly). 4B: New worker for the factory, now pay up   
5:turned to stone and raped by a cocktrice. 5B: oh Fluttershy, I have a new pet for you   
6: you are now my slave, roll again to see who I sell you to. 6B. Brothar the brony needs a squire   
7: you are now a gnome, you lose. 7B: to dwarves need expendable miners, and I need gold, good bye   
8: you may have a cupcake. 8B: more ingredients for pinkie pie   
9:raped by Gollum. 9B: you bore me *throws into mount doom*   
0: Fat bastard rapes you. 0B: the dark wizard need something to test his new spell on, I don't care as long as it isn't me   
Let the games begin
Roll game 6: The Puppetmasters
1: you win a cup of tea. 1B: Molestia always needs.....fresher meat
2: Bobobo rapes you with his nose hairs. 2B: G.L.A.D.O.S needs a new test subject, rest in peace
3: Nigel thornberry rapes you. 3B: what's that rarity, need a new slave?
4: you have been sent to the rainbow factory, roll for your fate (evens you are processed, odds and fluttershy save you, but makes you believe your her filly). 4B: New worker for the factory, now pay up
5:turned to stone and raped by a cocktrice. 5B: oh Fluttershy, I have a new pet for you
6: you are now my slave, roll again to see who I sell you to. 6B. Brothar the brony needs a squire
7: you are now a gnome, you lose. 7B: to dwarves need expendable miners, and I need gold, good bye
8: you may have a cupcake. 8B: more ingredients for pinkie pie
9:raped by Gollum. 9B: you bore me *throws into mount doom*
0: Fat bastard rapes you. 0B: the dark wizard need something to test his new spell on, I don't care as long as it isn't me
Let the games begin
#324 - royalwerewolf (03/08/2012) [-]
roll game 5: the madhouse of royalwerewolf   
1:your going down to the gallows. 1B:pinkie pie with a serrated knife   
2: raped by a wendigo, roll again to see what he dose to you after (evens means food, odds means ass slave). 2B: Fluttershy   
3:kidnapped and rapped, roll again to see by who. 3B: rainbowdash filled you with rainbows   
4: you win a pineapple. 4B: Twilight gave you a lesson, on rape   
5: raped by the the lord of the hunt. 5B:rarity raped you, fabulously   
6: you have lost your mind, to this madhouse. 6B: Here's applejack, with a thorn covered branch   
7: Brothar the brony, shoved his axe up your ass. 7B: hooch with a lighter   
8:you win bread and bean dip. 8B: Flowerewlayor raped you with his lazer eyes   
9: Molestia has a new favorite toy, you. 9B: an impossibly pain full rape from molestia   
0: you are now my minion. 0B: Andrew ryan. with a golf club   
Welcome to ze madhouse
roll game 5: the madhouse of royalwerewolf
1:your going down to the gallows. 1B:pinkie pie with a serrated knife
2: raped by a wendigo, roll again to see what he dose to you after (evens means food, odds means ass slave). 2B: Fluttershy
3:kidnapped and rapped, roll again to see by who. 3B: rainbowdash filled you with rainbows
4: you win a pineapple. 4B: Twilight gave you a lesson, on rape
5: raped by the the lord of the hunt. 5B:rarity raped you, fabulously
6: you have lost your mind, to this madhouse. 6B: Here's applejack, with a thorn covered branch
7: Brothar the brony, shoved his axe up your ass. 7B: hooch with a lighter
8:you win bread and bean dip. 8B: Flowerewlayor raped you with his lazer eyes
9: Molestia has a new favorite toy, you. 9B: an impossibly pain full rape from molestia
0: you are now my minion. 0B: Andrew ryan. with a golf club
Welcome to ze madhouse
#323 - royalwerewolf (03/08/2012) [-]
roll game 4: All hail Grunark the god of rape   
1: You are raped by the lich king. 1B: you are the son of gimli pony   
2: you get a pint of blood ale. 2B: you are my child   
3: you are kidnapped by Pinkie pie, roll again for your fate (evens mean rape, odds mean death and cupcakeification). 3B: you are Frenglar, son of Grunark, god of rape   
4: you get raped by the CMC. 4B: you are the child of the king of nipples   
5: you die and are reborn, roll again to learn who is your farther. 5B: Bigmac is your sire   
6: You have angered chicken army, prepare to die. 6B: your farther is Spike   
7: you are raped by Spock. 7B: you are the spawn of voldo's many rapes   
8: die in hellfire. 8B: you are the child of Satan   
9:Have a slice of pizza. 9B: you are son of Ezio   
0: you are a cat. 0B: your farther is Taban, king of the cats   
let the insanity begin
roll game 4: All hail Grunark the god of rape
1: You are raped by the lich king. 1B: you are the son of gimli pony
2: you get a pint of blood ale. 2B: you are my child
3: you are kidnapped by Pinkie pie, roll again for your fate (evens mean rape, odds mean death and cupcakeification). 3B: you are Frenglar, son of Grunark, god of rape
4: you get raped by the CMC. 4B: you are the child of the king of nipples
5: you die and are reborn, roll again to learn who is your farther. 5B: Bigmac is your sire
6: You have angered chicken army, prepare to die. 6B: your farther is Spike
7: you are raped by Spock. 7B: you are the spawn of voldo's many rapes
8: die in hellfire. 8B: you are the child of Satan
9:Have a slice of pizza. 9B: you are son of Ezio
0: you are a cat. 0B: your farther is Taban, king of the cats
let the insanity begin
#322 - royalwerewolf (03/08/2012) [-]
Roll game 3: The horror, the horror   
1: you are killed and reborn, roll again to see who your mother is. 1B Twilight is your mother   
2:raped by a big daddy. 2B: your rainbowdash's lil flyer   
3:Cheese for you. 3B: your the spawn of pinkie pie   
4: kidnapped by fluttershy, roll again to see what is your fate (evens, hypnotized into believing your her child, odds to the shed). 4B: fluttershy is your mum (for real)   
5:Raped by Chuck testa. 5B. your rarity's lil gem   
6:To hell with you. 6B your applejack's lil sugarcube   
7:You are Grunark, the god of rape. 7B Celestia is yer mom   
8:Raped by Gary Oak. 8B Zecora is yer mother   
9:you have angered the dark wizard prepare to die. 9B The great and powerful Trixie is your mother   
0: Navi is now by your side, forever. 0B Cheerilee is yer mum   
let the games begin
Roll game 3: The horror, the horror
1: you are killed and reborn, roll again to see who your mother is. 1B Twilight is your mother
2:raped by a big daddy. 2B: your rainbowdash's lil flyer
3:Cheese for you. 3B: your the spawn of pinkie pie
4: kidnapped by fluttershy, roll again to see what is your fate (evens, hypnotized into believing your her child, odds to the shed). 4B: fluttershy is your mum (for real)
5:Raped by Chuck testa. 5B. your rarity's lil gem
6:To hell with you. 6B your applejack's lil sugarcube
7:You are Grunark, the god of rape. 7B Celestia is yer mom
8:Raped by Gary Oak. 8B Zecora is yer mother
9:you have angered the dark wizard prepare to die. 9B The great and powerful Trixie is your mother
0: Navi is now by your side, forever. 0B Cheerilee is yer mum
let the games begin
#321 - royalwerewolf (03/08/2012) [-]
Roll game 2: the return of the rape,   
1: you are now Molestia's personal ass slave. 1B: you are the child of pinkie pie   
2: you have angered the dwarves, prepare to die. 2B: Rarity is your mother   
3:You die and are reborn as a pony, roll again for your mother. 3B: you're rainbowdash's lil flyer   
4: Discord rapes you. 4B: your Twilight's lil librarian   
5: Cookies for you. 5B: Fluttershy is your caring mother   
6: raped by the heavy weapons guy. 6B: The apple family just gained a new member, applejack is your mum   
7: you are now derped. 7B: Derpy is yer mum   
8:Kidnapped by Cheerilee, roll again to see what she dose to you (evens means torture, odds rape. 8B: you are the child of Octavia   
9: you are now a sea pony. 9B: Vinyl scratch is your mom   
0: raped by Cthulhu. 0B: You are the child Berry punch   
Let the chaos begin
Roll game 2: the return of the rape,
1: you are now Molestia's personal ass slave. 1B: you are the child of pinkie pie
2: you have angered the dwarves, prepare to die. 2B: Rarity is your mother
3:You die and are reborn as a pony, roll again for your mother. 3B: you're rainbowdash's lil flyer
4: Discord rapes you. 4B: your Twilight's lil librarian
5: Cookies for you. 5B: Fluttershy is your caring mother
6: raped by the heavy weapons guy. 6B: The apple family just gained a new member, applejack is your mum
7: you are now derped. 7B: Derpy is yer mum
8:Kidnapped by Cheerilee, roll again to see what she dose to you (evens means torture, odds rape. 8B: you are the child of Octavia
9: you are now a sea pony. 9B: Vinyl scratch is your mom
0: raped by Cthulhu. 0B: You are the child Berry punch
Let the chaos begin
#320 - royalwerewolf (03/08/2012) [-]
roll game, because I can   
1: you are brutally mauled, and are now a werewolf: 1B: you are twilight's child   
2: you die and are reborn as a pony, roll again to see who is your mother. 2B: you are the spawn of pinkie pie   
3: you get raped by voldo. 3B. you are applejack's young   
4:you are possessed by a gay demon. 4B: You are rarity's baby   
5: You are put in molestia's rape dungeon. 5: you are fluttershy's little ball of joy   
6: you are sent to the moon, with me. 6B: you are rainbowdash's little flyer   
7:you are banished to the everfree forest. 7B: you are the child of the great and powerful Trixie   
8:You are now a slave of rarity. 8B. Gilda is your mother   
9:You get cake. 9B. Derpy is your loving mother   
0:You get raped by shoa khan. 0B. you are of royal birth, reroll to see who your mother is (if even Luna, if odd Celestia)   
let the games begin
roll game, because I can
1: you are brutally mauled, and are now a werewolf: 1B: you are twilight's child
2: you die and are reborn as a pony, roll again to see who is your mother. 2B: you are the spawn of pinkie pie
3: you get raped by voldo. 3B. you are applejack's young
4:you are possessed by a gay demon. 4B: You are rarity's baby
5: You are put in molestia's rape dungeon. 5: you are fluttershy's little ball of joy
6: you are sent to the moon, with me. 6B: you are rainbowdash's little flyer
7:you are banished to the everfree forest. 7B: you are the child of the great and powerful Trixie
8:You are now a slave of rarity. 8B. Gilda is your mother
9:You get cake. 9B. Derpy is your loving mother
0:You get raped by shoa khan. 0B. you are of royal birth, reroll to see who your mother is (if even Luna, if odd Celestia)
let the games begin
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