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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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Location:a dwarven fortress
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#2191535 - MFW I just learned I could make money without having to do … 09/18/2014 on Friendly 0
#2190407 - YO HO HO 09/18/2014 on Friendly 0
#2190333 - Ok, I will, just need to work out a tad before I do 09/18/2014 on Friendly 0
#2190324 - i'd like to thanks this ****** on the internet for givi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2190329 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
Thank you random fucker from thread. For taking the basis of my ideas, exploring the possibility of instead of writing two books. conjoin them into one fuckin' awesome book.

Do it. I just wanna read something good.
User avatar #2190333 - royalwerewolf (09/18/2014) [-]
Ok, I will, just need to work out a tad before I do
#2190309 - I also find taking the ideas of others detestable But it'…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2190318 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
Use it just give me credit.
User avatar #2190324 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
i'd like to thanks this fucker on the internet for giving me this idea

Infact
with some tweaking, I think I could make it to my liking
User avatar #2190329 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
Thank you random fucker from thread. For taking the basis of my ideas, exploring the possibility of instead of writing two books. conjoin them into one fuckin' awesome book.

Do it. I just wanna read something good.
User avatar #2190333 - royalwerewolf (09/18/2014) [-]
Ok, I will, just need to work out a tad before I do
#2190302 - That could work gonna need to think about this sin…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2190305 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
idk I was brainstorming and such. I'm no writer plus It would be fucking awesome to read.
User avatar #2190309 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
I also find taking the ideas of others detestable
But it's so tempting to use that idea and cut down on writing.

Hrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm
User avatar #2190318 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
Use it just give me credit.
User avatar #2190324 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
i'd like to thanks this fucker on the internet for giving me this idea

Infact
with some tweaking, I think I could make it to my liking
User avatar #2190329 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
Thank you random fucker from thread. For taking the basis of my ideas, exploring the possibility of instead of writing two books. conjoin them into one fuckin' awesome book.

Do it. I just wanna read something good.
User avatar #2190333 - royalwerewolf (09/18/2014) [-]
Ok, I will, just need to work out a tad before I do
#2190292 - I gave the most basic ideas of what they're about I c… 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2190290 - Except he isn't a living disease in the form of an even bigger asshole  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2190291 - kisman (09/17/2014) [-]
you got a point
#2190284 - , I need to decide which to start writing first not which …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2190285 - kisman (09/17/2014) [-]
1, the second one sounds like prototype
User avatar #2190290 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Except he isn't a living disease in the form of an even bigger asshole
User avatar #2190291 - kisman (09/17/2014) [-]
you got a point
User avatar #2190288 - kokanum (09/17/2014) [-]
They've made multiple movies in the '90s from 1
User avatar #2190292 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
I gave the most basic ideas of what they're about

I can give more info and probaly should have
but I am a paranoid shit when it comes to these things
#2190278 - Heyoh asslords I need some advice See, i have two idea…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2190315 - undeaddog (09/17/2014) [-]
2
User avatar #2190294 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
How about so the MC (F) Is playing her fantasy world game the character she created (M) during some point they get swapped due to some freaky unnatural thing so the girl is transported into the fantasy world filled with monsters and the (m) is transported to her world. But unlike most others where the girl gets powers she has nothing and the (M) has kept all of his abilities and starts fucking around with her world. So then the (F) has to go on a quest to find a way to escape her Fantasy world Prison, confront her Alter ego (M) And save both worlds?
#2190302 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
That
could
work
gonna need to think about this since I prefer to write about monstars and shit then heroics and daring adventure
User avatar #2190305 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
idk I was brainstorming and such. I'm no writer plus It would be fucking awesome to read.
User avatar #2190309 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
I also find taking the ideas of others detestable
But it's so tempting to use that idea and cut down on writing.

Hrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm
User avatar #2190318 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
Use it just give me credit.
User avatar #2190324 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
i'd like to thanks this fucker on the internet for giving me this idea

Infact
with some tweaking, I think I could make it to my liking
User avatar #2190329 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
Thank you random fucker from thread. For taking the basis of my ideas, exploring the possibility of instead of writing two books. conjoin them into one fuckin' awesome book.

Do it. I just wanna read something good.
User avatar #2190333 - royalwerewolf (09/18/2014) [-]
Ok, I will, just need to work out a tad before I do
User avatar #2190287 - kokanum (09/17/2014) [-]
2
User avatar #2190280 - kisman (09/17/2014) [-]
both
User avatar #2190284 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
, I need to decide which to start writing first
not which to choose to write
User avatar #2190285 - kisman (09/17/2014) [-]
1, the second one sounds like prototype
User avatar #2190290 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Except he isn't a living disease in the form of an even bigger asshole
User avatar #2190291 - kisman (09/17/2014) [-]
you got a point
User avatar #2190288 - kokanum (09/17/2014) [-]
They've made multiple movies in the '90s from 1
User avatar #2190292 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
I gave the most basic ideas of what they're about

I can give more info and probaly should have
but I am a paranoid shit when it comes to these things
#193 - Looks like that one hentai kenshin rider thing don't reca… 09/17/2014 on Too Spooked 0
#2190245 - But it's isn't october yet  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2190249 - wolvester (09/17/2014) [-]
We've got a "Sci-Fi" convention that's apparently strayed really far from Sci-Fi in the last few years.
So I'm cosplaying Alex J. Mercer.
#2190230 - Well it get all mashed and cut up during processing and … 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2190214 - Oi uncle royal here to explain meat as he knows it …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2190224 - wolvester (09/17/2014) [-]
Finally someone understands the importance of cooking ground beef.
#2190230 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Well
it get all mashed and cut up during processing and shit
so all the outside, bacteria covered bits end up in
so you need to cook it at least a bit
otherwise it just ain't healthy
#2190162 - better have dwarves 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2190111 - I like that song gave me some insperation for one of two o… 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#203 - sounds a bit ass now 09/17/2014 on A good father 0
#199 - Connecticut neat, you're literally on the other side of th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on A good father 0
User avatar #201 - elcreepo (09/17/2014) [-]
The downside to all the logic is that this place is boring and filled with stuffy white people. My area isn't rich, but a lot of areas outside my county are.

In all the only reason we have strict gun laws, some of the strictest in the country, is because of what happened at Sandy Hook. Since Sandy Hook was also in a rich county you had a lot of rich people taking to the legislation, panicked their own kids might be in danger.
User avatar #203 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
sounds a bit ass now
#2189364 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#195 - what state do you live in? sounds like paradise  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on A good father 0
User avatar #198 - elcreepo (09/17/2014) [-]
CT. Every state law is reasonable (other than the gun one). Hell, the stat. rape laws don't get used if you're within a few years of the other person's age

For example a 18 year old won't get prosecuted for sleeping with a 17 or even 15 year old because they consider that to be perfectly fine.
User avatar #199 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Connecticut
neat, you're literally on the other side of the country from me
User avatar #201 - elcreepo (09/17/2014) [-]
The downside to all the logic is that this place is boring and filled with stuffy white people. My area isn't rich, but a lot of areas outside my county are.

In all the only reason we have strict gun laws, some of the strictest in the country, is because of what happened at Sandy Hook. Since Sandy Hook was also in a rich county you had a lot of rich people taking to the legislation, panicked their own kids might be in danger.
User avatar #203 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
sounds a bit ass now
#2189347 - it was like three/four weeks ago twas hype as **** 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2189337 - Behold WOOLIE  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +4
#2189402 - kisman (09/17/2014) [-]
#2189370 - webs (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #2189353 - lordknightmare (09/17/2014) [-]
DROP
YOUR
SHIELD
#2189364 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #2189343 - psikid (09/17/2014) [-]
WHEN'S MAHVEL?
User avatar #2189347 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
it was like
three/four weeks ago
twas hype as fuck
#2189165 - Having anysort of console loyalty I shig diggity 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2189161 - i wanna pathfinder someone pathfinder with me 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2188996 - So I had some weird dreams last night one i had a… 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1

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User avatar #3139 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied
ok spirit is your will score times ten
combat is a d6 times the relevant attribute
losing a round of combat leads to the loser losing stress equal to the attack power of the the victor divided by the attribute they used during combat
the master npc has 2 to all attributes unless I decide nay
npcs can be anything
undressing gives penalties to the result of die rolls as the maids uniform gives the maid power for some reason
seduction is cunning/ affection vs any attribute the target wishes
favor (which can be give through events or me deciding you art worthy) can be used to regain stress and gain higher rolls
starting favour is affection score times 2, if favor drops below 0 you get FIRED
so biker samurais are a go
each sesssion is meant to represent a day in the mansion
I will add to this if their are optional **** I wish to use
MAID RPG
User avatar #3347 - miia ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
YOU'RE ALIVE
User avatar #3348 to #3347 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
maybe
Also
Daily life with monster girl is getting an anime
User avatar #3349 to #3348 - miia ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
yar
User avatar #3350 to #3349 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Also I own a sword now
Also hype as **** for that
Since it looks like it will be
at least a good adaptation
from the stuff I have seen
of it so far, at the very least
#3351 to #3350 - miia ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a Ghanayan machete
User avatar #3352 to #3351 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (36 minutes ago) [-]
neat
User avatar #3346 - majormayor (03/29/2015) [-]
I remain.
#3344 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day my old friend
#3343 - miia ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
are you still here?
#3345 to #3343 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day

couldnt acces your profile for some reason
#3332 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #3333 to #3332 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
how ya doing my snake ******* amigo
sorry for the late reply
spent two days making a pathfinder character
#3334 to #3333 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
tfw 1 off from epic quads get

im playing ME1 for the 3rd time
User avatar #3335 to #3334 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
make sure to bone everything
#3336 to #3335 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
im hungry
get me burgers
#3337 to #3336 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I ate all the canned burgers
#3338 to #3337 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
make me fresh ones
#3339 to #3338 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure the guy on the ceiling with the long tongue has something you can eat
#3340 to #3339 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i wouldnt mind elf burgers
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
but they taste like fish
#3342 to #3341 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
fish n chips
#3327 - Sperit ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
want sum?
User avatar #3328 to #3327 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #3329 to #3328 - Sperit ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
kk
what s ur po box ill mail it to you
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I
don't know
User avatar #3331 to #3330 - Sperit ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #3325 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
what
why
User avatar #3322 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
Royal even though he is king of the thread you will always truly be king of the thread

here is where I will be
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
than k you
User avatar #3324 to #3323 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
wait till today
User avatar #3320 - abstractpink (05/05/2014) [-]
if i made a top ten list of users i miss, you would be on top
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaw
User avatar #3317 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
Can I have the "I'm going to eat every ******* chicken" picture?
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
thank you based Gimley
User avatar #3313 - russianbro (03/28/2014) [-]
I miss you baby

I miss your swet dwarven butt
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
miss you to brahh
User avatar #3312 to #3311 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
hmmm
User avatar #3307 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
Hey I got a question about Dark Souls II

How exactly do you get to No Man's Warf?
A lot of people are talking about it and I'm somewhere completely different
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
kill hte **** out of the dragon rider (found near blackachu)
COntinue on through creepy rape dungeon
go down elevator
continue into wet rape dungeon
find the wall the koolaid dude broke through
go through
talk female at bonfire till she says
yeah
I'll help you
then continue on
ad
YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
and then proceed to get raped by what dwells in the darkness once they stop being pussies to your all mighty torch
User avatar #3310 to #3308 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Ok
so
in the place where you fought ornstien 2.0
instead of going left you go right
I also recommened pulling the switch that apears behind the **** huge knight on the broken ass walk way
then go through the fog door
and a big fat ass weilding a halberd dressed like SATAN will try to rape you
now the areaan will be very small if you don't pull te switch
and he'll poke you off
but you should still stay in the original area because if you walk on the extra land you put there via switch
****** will poke you off
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
What is the dragon rider?
#3292 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Hiya!
User avatar #3293 to #3292 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
SuPAH
#3294 to #3293 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
watcha doin? how ya been?
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
being lazy
grand
#3296 to #3295 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i wish i could be lazy right now
User avatar #3297 to #3296 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
also eating a VAST
ammount of greek yogurt
#3298 to #3297 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
why you eat so much?
User avatar #3299 to #3298 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
****** it delicious
espically the lime flavor
#3300 to #3299 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
want some croissants?
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
nah
#3302 to #3301 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
is my cooking that bad
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Man I'd be the worst anime characters
and no
unless you like your steak welldone and with ketchup
#3304 to #3303 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i like my burgers medium well
User avatar #3305 to #3304 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
good
#3289 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - nippuhl (02/17/2014) [-]
umad
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Can I instead set myself on fire? that sounds far more pleasant than going to a furry convention
#3286 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Sup, haven't seen you in a while
User avatar #3287 to #3286 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
not much
been ******* about
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Same here and there
#3268 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
all the old users are dead
New users call me new
why technicolor, triplfy, and *********************** , dead
Where did we go so wrong
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't know
I just hang around friendly because at least I know people there
I don't know anyone on pony thread no more
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
gayobliteratorhere and skrasnic are the source
we could send them to some Italians I know
but I don't know any

I miss old thread
User avatar #3277 to #3270 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
I've been here before any of you since the bread
User avatar #3279 to #3278 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
to yourself

you don't seem to understand
#3280 to #3279 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
I was thread before it was a shadow of it former self
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
Have you been part of pony thread 1

when the first Admin put pictures and gifs at the top of the thread/board
User avatar #3282 to #3281 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
The first admin is dead, and then new admin killed the user he let take over
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
We are on our 5th admin as the last one was a dick but this one became the biggest

dick of all the admins combined and now is trying to atone for his foolishness

also you didn't answer as well
#3284 to #3283 - desacabose (01/22/2014) [-]
He put gifs and pictures on top of the board all the time, he stickied furry porn once
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
and human porn claiming he was the only one who could do it

but he kept them originally as now he does not as everyone wondered if it would

come back which it didn't

newfags didn't even know he could do that

User avatar #3272 to #3270 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
It is no longer our thread
it is the SFW random board now
wearing the husk of pony thread
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
And we can't turn it back as you can't drag people back or drag people out
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Cause you touch yerself at night
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - skrasnic (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry have I done something to annoy you? or to the funnyjunk community?
#3266 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
I finished Katawa Shoujo.

I wound up with Emi at the end, it was a pretty decent ending, nothing horrible happened.

I kept bouncing back and forth from liking Kenji to wanting to fist rape him, until towards the end where i flat out hated him.

The sound-track pulled me into it a lot, i liked it, it fit everything that happened.

Misha and Shizune are worst cripples to me and Lilly and Emi are best.
The sex scenes kinda made me hue at first.

Rin kinda pissed me off and i'll admit i kinda got emotionally invested in it at points.
This VN is tight, i liked it.
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I too got Emi
Only got her because My early set hatred for hisao ended up making me try and kill him via my choices
I failed and felt good about it
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