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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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#2186376 - Powerstancing Muramukos king's armor lucatiels hat …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2186393 - fellfox (09/17/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty heavy heh, what level of endurance would you need to even be able to roll with that
#2186369 - play demon souls for first time couldn't find out how to l…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2186398 - fellfox (09/17/2014) [-]
Wish I could play demons souls but have no PS3, and thinking might just wait till Bloodborne to come out and get a PS4, Bloodborne, and Demon souls. Hows it like compared to the dark souls stuff?
User avatar #2186405 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Didn't play much
far more health items from what I saw
started with two weapons
Was an older game and it showed somewhat
User avatar #2186418 - fellfox (09/17/2014) [-]
Showed graphics-wise or gameplay-wise?
User avatar #2186420 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Somewhat graphics wise
gameplay wise it was about the same but felt....slower, may have been because i was fat rolling and I am used to normal rolls
User avatar #2186426 - fellfox (09/17/2014) [-]
Hehe oh yeah that'll definitely do it, maybe further in when you can carry more and stuff it'll feel more normal
User avatar #2186436 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
couldn't find the leveling up point either
but meh
User avatar #2186451 - fellfox (09/17/2014) [-]
I believe you talk to someone like you do in Dark souls 2, like the emerald herald, googled it and says you have to beat the first boss and talk to the maiden in black
#2186103 - ITT: YFW dark souls 1/2  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2186157 - webs (09/17/2014) [-]
#2186149 - professormeatwad (09/17/2014) [-]
MFW DaS½
#2186143 - professormeatwad (09/17/2014) [-]
MFW DaS2
#2186140 - professormeatwad (09/17/2014) [-]
MFW DaS1
User avatar #2186130 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
tfw i havn't played it and don't want to either.
#2186126 - evilicious (09/17/2014) [-]
#2186038 - I want that game 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2186001 - make it a taco 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2185994 - Try to give blood find out due to me and some of my friend…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2186072 - theluppijackal (09/17/2014) [-]
I donated a few weeks ago
then got drunk that night
User avatar #2186030 - medewu (09/17/2014) [-]
they were taking my pulse when I was donating once when I was at work. and I was just trying to calm down and got my heart rate too low for them to take blood.
#2185960 - I was a scare prop outside my house for two years sadly th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2185985 - NinjaKnight (09/17/2014) [-]
if u wernt skelington r wernt sp00ky.
#2185950 - Lil buggers are fast when in the grasp of terror i know  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2186002 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
Fuck, I meant kill candy and steal kids.
#2185946 - Can I come? I wish to see this **** 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2185938 - Not wearing a trench coat and a gasmask 0/10 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2185935 - Why did you do that **** again I mean serious…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2185939 - xerros (09/17/2014) [-]
I only mean circumcised, gawd!
#2185931 - ITT: what you gonna do for Halloween Walk around tryi…  [+] (31 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2186087 - suikerpapa (09/17/2014) [-]
do drugs I guess
User avatar #2186061 - professormeatwad (09/17/2014) [-]
Same thing I do every halloween
Work, or game, or anime
User avatar #2186014 - shisno (09/17/2014) [-]
drink probably
User avatar #2186010 - lordknightmare (09/17/2014) [-]
sit around all day eating candy
User avatar #2185987 - zzRedzz (09/17/2014) [-]
Probably work
User avatar #2185961 - aczzoh (09/17/2014) [-]
What I do everyday
Nothing
#2185954 - zenexazure (09/17/2014) [-]
Get hyper on candy.
Laugh as my friends fail to stop me from getting said candy.
User avatar #2185955 - WhattheNorris (09/17/2014) [-]
drink in a costume of some sort
which reminds me
I gotta find a costume
User avatar #2186005 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
Be an anime character, you fucken weeb
User avatar #2186012 - WhattheNorris (09/17/2014) [-]
cosplaying is for weebs thank you
#2186016 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #2185949 - NinjaKnight (09/17/2014) [-]
Probably do what I did last year and sit outside my house for 3 hours giving candy out
User avatar #2185960 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
I was a scare prop outside my house for two years
sadly the kids can't be spooked by that and Halloween is an excuse for me to explore my town in a trench coat
User avatar #2185985 - NinjaKnight (09/17/2014) [-]
if u wernt skelington r wernt sp00ky.
User avatar #2185953 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
Poison some candy : )
User avatar #2185981 - NinjaKnight (09/17/2014) [-]
if only

but nah
#2185956 - zenexazure (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #2185959 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
k
#2185967 - zenexazure (09/17/2014) [-]
God damn I still can't figure out something witty for that!
User avatar #2185977 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
Poisoning kids isn't bad.
Most of the little shits deserve it.
User avatar #2185995 - zenexazure (09/17/2014) [-]
You've been meeting the wrong kinds yo.
User avatar #2186000 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm just a psychopath.
#2186009 - zenexazure (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #2185945 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
Steal candy.
Kill kids.
User avatar #2185950 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Lil buggers are fast when in the grasp of terror
i know
User avatar #2186002 - SumoWamm (09/17/2014) [-]
Fuck, I meant kill candy and steal kids.
User avatar #2185944 - connerence (09/17/2014) [-]
If I don't get invited to a party
I will buy a shitload of candy.
And livestream a horror movie.
User avatar #2185941 - psikid (09/17/2014) [-]
Demons

I am going to summon Demons
User avatar #2185946 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Can I come?
I wish to see this shit
User avatar #2185934 - slytendencies (09/17/2014) [-]
Use it as an excuse to wear a suit
Wear a suit
User avatar #2185938 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Not wearing a trench coat and a gasmask
0/10
#2185921 - Maybe?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2185926 - xerros (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, you learned how to use a computer then
good for you
now I don't gotta teach you anymore
#2185919 - Thunder lighting lots of rain gale force winds … 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2185914 - MFW I spent most of today tossing ideas around for a text por… 09/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2185905 - oh sweet baby jesus yes 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2185898 - I prefer Pizza tacos thank you very much  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2185902 - aczzoh (09/17/2014) [-]
those are gud too
#2185895 - all dat extra and empty calories not to mention it overwhe… 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2185888 - Make a story in your head it's what I do when I'm lonely 09/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#2185885 - >eating pizza with ranch Oh god just thinking about it…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2185915 - jackieonceyspicer (09/17/2014) [-]
I use it for the crust
User avatar #2185910 - xerros (09/17/2014) [-]
what are you, my mom?
User avatar #2185921 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Maybe?
User avatar #2185926 - xerros (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, you learned how to use a computer then
good for you
now I don't gotta teach you anymore
User avatar #2185904 - ocanom (09/17/2014) [-]
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOli
User avatar #2185901 - shisno (09/17/2014) [-]
>not garlic butter

nigga you haven't lived
User avatar #2185905 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
oh sweet baby jesus yes
User avatar #2185889 - aczzoh (09/17/2014) [-]
you don't know food until you've had that
User avatar #2185898 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
I prefer Pizza tacos thank you very much
User avatar #2185902 - aczzoh (09/17/2014) [-]
those are gud too
User avatar #2185887 - zzRedzz (09/17/2014) [-]
It's really good
User avatar #2185895 - royalwerewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
all dat extra and empty calories
not to mention it overwhelms the taste of the pizza
#2178041 - SO /pol/ is worshipping ebola now 09/15/2014 on Friendly 0
#2177753 - yeah, you're right 09/15/2014 on Friendly 0
#2177750 - Yeah 09/15/2014 on Friendly +1
#2177742 - it's mostly just weed in it due to my bro being a stoenr  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2177745 - lunarfox (09/15/2014) [-]
I would still wear gloves at least.
User avatar #2177753 - royalwerewolf (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah, you're right
#2177701 - it's not much at all but it's ******* filthy  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2177704 - lunarfox (09/15/2014) [-]
Gloves and mask sound like a good thing to have if/when you do this
User avatar #2177742 - royalwerewolf (09/15/2014) [-]
it's mostly just weed in it
due to my bro being a stoenr
User avatar #2177745 - lunarfox (09/15/2014) [-]
I would still wear gloves at least.
User avatar #2177753 - royalwerewolf (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah, you're right
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User avatar #3139 - royalwerewolf (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied
ok spirit is your will score times ten
combat is a d6 times the relevant attribute
losing a round of combat leads to the loser losing stress equal to the attack power of the the victor divided by the attribute they used during combat
the master npc has 2 to all attributes unless I decide nay
npcs can be anything
undressing gives penalties to the result of die rolls as the maids uniform gives the maid power for some reason
seduction is cunning/ affection vs any attribute the target wishes
favor (which can be give through events or me deciding you art worthy) can be used to regain stress and gain higher rolls
starting favour is affection score times 2, if favor drops below 0 you get FIRED
so biker samurais are a go
each sesssion is meant to represent a day in the mansion
I will add to this if their are optional **** I wish to use
MAID RPG
#3332 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #3333 to #3332 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
how ya doing my snake ******* amigo
sorry for the late reply
spent two days making a pathfinder character
#3334 to #3333 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
tfw 1 off from epic quads get

im playing ME1 for the 3rd time
User avatar #3335 to #3334 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
make sure to bone everything
#3336 to #3335 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
im hungry
get me burgers
#3337 to #3336 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I ate all the canned burgers
#3338 to #3337 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
make me fresh ones
#3339 to #3338 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure the guy on the ceiling with the long tongue has something you can eat
#3340 to #3339 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i wouldnt mind elf burgers
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
but they taste like fish
#3342 to #3341 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
fish n chips
#3327 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
want sum?
User avatar #3329 to #3328 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
kk
what s ur po box ill mail it to you
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
I
don't know
User avatar #3325 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
what
why
User avatar #3322 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
Royal even though he is king of the thread you will always truly be king of the thread

here is where I will be
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2014) [-]
than k you
User avatar #3324 to #3323 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
wait till today
User avatar #3320 - abstractpink (05/05/2014) [-]
if i made a top ten list of users i miss, you would be on top
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - royalwerewolf (05/05/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaw
User avatar #3317 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
Can I have the "I'm going to eat every ******* chicken" picture?
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
thank you based Gimley
User avatar #3313 - russianbro (03/28/2014) [-]
I miss you baby

I miss your swet dwarven butt
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2014) [-]
miss you to brahh
User avatar #3307 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
Hey I got a question about Dark Souls II

How exactly do you get to No Man's Warf?
A lot of people are talking about it and I'm somewhere completely different
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
kill hte **** out of the dragon rider (found near blackachu)
COntinue on through creepy rape dungeon
go down elevator
continue into wet rape dungeon
find the wall the koolaid dude broke through
go through
talk female at bonfire till she says
yeah
I'll help you
then continue on
ad
YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
and then proceed to get raped by what dwells in the darkness once they stop being pussies to your all mighty torch
User avatar #3310 to #3308 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
Ok
so
in the place where you fought ornstien 2.0
instead of going left you go right
I also recommened pulling the switch that apears behind the **** huge knight on the broken ass walk way
then go through the fog door
and a big fat ass weilding a halberd dressed like SATAN will try to rape you
now the areaan will be very small if you don't pull te switch
and he'll poke you off
but you should still stay in the original area because if you walk on the extra land you put there via switch
****** will poke you off
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
What is the dragon rider?
#3292 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Hiya!
#3294 to #3293 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
watcha doin? how ya been?
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
being lazy
grand
#3296 to #3295 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i wish i could be lazy right now
User avatar #3297 to #3296 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
also eating a VAST
ammount of greek yogurt
#3298 to #3297 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
why you eat so much?
User avatar #3299 to #3298 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
****** it delicious
espically the lime flavor
#3300 to #3299 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
want some croissants?
#3302 to #3301 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
is my cooking that bad
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
Man I'd be the worst anime characters
and no
unless you like your steak welldone and with ketchup
#3304 to #3303 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i like my burgers medium well
#3289 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - nippuhl (02/17/2014) [-]
umad
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - royalwerewolf (02/09/2014) [-]
Can I instead set myself on fire? that sounds far more pleasant than going to a furry convention
#3286 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Sup, haven't seen you in a while
User avatar #3287 to #3286 - royalwerewolf (01/28/2014) [-]
not much
been ******* about
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Same here and there
#3268 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
all the old users are dead
New users call me new
why technicolor, triplfy, and *********************** , dead
Where did we go so wrong
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't know
I just hang around friendly because at least I know people there
I don't know anyone on pony thread no more
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
gayobliteratorhere and skrasnic are the source
we could send them to some Italians I know
but I don't know any

I miss old thread
User avatar #3277 to #3270 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
I've been here before any of you since the bread
User avatar #3279 to #3278 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
to yourself

you don't seem to understand
#3280 to #3279 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
I was thread before it was a shadow of it former self
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
Have you been part of pony thread 1

when the first Admin put pictures and gifs at the top of the thread/board
User avatar #3282 to #3281 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
The first admin is dead, and then new admin killed the user he let take over
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
We are on our 5th admin as the last one was a dick but this one became the biggest

dick of all the admins combined and now is trying to atone for his foolishness

also you didn't answer as well
#3284 to #3283 - desacabose (01/22/2014) [-]
He put gifs and pictures on top of the board all the time, he stickied furry porn once
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
and human porn claiming he was the only one who could do it

but he kept them originally as now he does not as everyone wondered if it would

come back which it didn't

newfags didn't even know he could do that

User avatar #3272 to #3270 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
It is no longer our thread
it is the SFW random board now
wearing the husk of pony thread
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
And we can't turn it back as you can't drag people back or drag people out
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
Cause you touch yerself at night
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - skrasnic (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry have I done something to annoy you? or to the funnyjunk community?
#3266 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
I finished Katawa Shoujo.

I wound up with Emi at the end, it was a pretty decent ending, nothing horrible happened.

I kept bouncing back and forth from liking Kenji to wanting to fist rape him, until towards the end where i flat out hated him.

The sound-track pulled me into it a lot, i liked it, it fit everything that happened.

Misha and Shizune are worst cripples to me and Lilly and Emi are best.
The sex scenes kinda made me hue at first.

Rin kinda pissed me off and i'll admit i kinda got emotionally invested in it at points.
This VN is tight, i liked it.
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - royalwerewolf (01/19/2014) [-]
I too got Emi
Only got her because My early set hatred for hisao ended up making me try and kill him via my choices
I failed and felt good about it
User avatar #3264 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
okay im guessing your lack of response means i win
User avatar #3265 to #3264 - royalwerewolf (01/18/2014) [-]
Replying a second time gives no notification
#3259 - miia ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
im not interested in like, over half of these games tho
wish i could trade em
be warned: if you ask me to do a co-op or a multiplayer with you, i'll say no
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - royalwerewolf (01/18/2014) [-]
Eh, only one we share is total war
which I don't care much for
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - miia ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah me neither.
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - miia ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
i just remembered
I have a Lost Planet 2 code i need to trade away...OOOH!! i could get the Deus Ex HR Director's Cut!!
And maybe even Fallout New Vegas!
#3258 - commission (12/29/2013) [-]
**commission rolled user hokon **
#3248 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
Hello, my dwarven friend. Long time no see. I require your expertise on the subject of monster girls and I don't recall anyone else who knows as much about the game. Where exactly can I download it?
Hello, my dwarven friend. Long time no see. I require your expertise on the subject of monster girls and I don't recall anyone else who knows as much about the game. Where exactly can I download it?
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
Depends
do you want to buy it or pirate it?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
♪Yoooo hooooo, hooo hooo, a pirates' life for meeeeeee.♪
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
first two parts
last part You need to login to view this link
should have instructions how to merge the parts into one game
have fun comrade
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
Any idea how long it takes to finish it?
User avatar #3253 to #3252 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
part 1 and 2 take a few hours
no idea bout part 3
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
I have no idea what I'm getting into.
User avatar #3255 to #3254 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
Lots of monstergirls raping the **** out of the straightest shota
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88&list=PLAB6A8CE332A2FE4C
apparently it can get hard as DICKS at some points
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
"straightest shota"? On a side note, it's not gonna download a ******* of other stuff along with the game, is it? I'm not the only one using this computer.
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
it shouldn't
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