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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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#744673 - that face.....is the face OF A LIAR  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +2
#744676 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]
No...
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#744684 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
that face...is the face
OF A TRUTHER
#744705 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]
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#744681 - plataeiou (06/05/2015) [-]
What if it were the same gender, then?
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#744716 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]
Still no. I have phanny.
#744668 - good man respectable man 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#744665 - ITT: say the Illuminati came to your house, and revealed they …  [+] (40 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +2
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#744750 - dlman (06/05/2015) [-]
if it's a sexchanged clone of me it's be a landwhale
i'd probably put her on a diet and exercise regimen, and then when she loses enough weight, the pussy game would be ridiculous



the coffee is shit tho
#744758 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Feels good having lost weight
cause it means any hypothetical female versions of me, will also have lost weight
everyone wins
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#744706 - leonhardt (06/05/2015) [-]
>No one will ever believe you
>You have a fucking unexplained clone of you
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#744719 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Which would be fun
since you could say anything about it
besides the Illuminati gave it to you
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#744727 - leonhardt (06/05/2015) [-]
>YOU HAVE A FUCKING UNEXPLAINED CLONE OF YOU
>Yeah but it can't be the lerminerty

Where the dick else could she have come from

Also she's be slightly chubby and hot as shit with a sexy voice.
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#744736 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
I don't know
Why do you seem to think I know how to deal with clone problems

Nice
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#744700 - burdenedsoul (06/05/2015) [-]
find out how identical we are
tell blackquill, cause i'd be damned if i didn't at least ask to let the clone join in on our fun
if yes, then sex would soon follow
followed by deep worry about whether or not it's incest or some fucked up form of it
then contemplate possible issues if the clone were to somehow get pregnant from me

if no, then we'd just hang out and play vidya and i'd have a new sister
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#744729 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Wait
would it be twinsest
or masturbation
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#744752 - burdenedsoul (06/05/2015) [-]
which is what i would be worried about
#744765 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
The eternal question
Would fucking a clone be incest
or the finale level of masturbation
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#747109 - burdenedsoul (06/06/2015) [-]
could it be both?
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#744692 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
we'd likely mentally and emotionally fuse and go about getting projects done more effectively.
aside that i'd have someone to take out in the woods finally so i don't go alone and put myself in danger with my problems.
it would take years before we ever tried anything sexual as per how we'd be but cuddling would be fine, i value a relationship and strong emotional bond far more then anything else.
2 of me is a rather scary thought though, like holy hell...
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#744726 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
2 royals would be awesome
Like
we could try food, and see if the other would like it
or like
creep the shit out of people
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#744779 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
still funny though, if people already think i'm a woman half the time despite my gear i wear and both genders hit on me tons i wonder how a female copy would fare...
#744807 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
That can't turn out anyway but good, I can tell

And no one hits on royal,
I'd be pissed if any hit on fem royal
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#744833 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
before my phobias were fixed no one could hit on me for long either i'd run away, since they were i turned into a rather kinky demisexual, drawback is porn is useless without a partner as well since i'm only attracted to the person i bond with and super loyal.
if i was a woman i'd have C-D cups and an even nicer ass, i'd have to carry pepper spray or a loaded gun to push pervs away... actually i already carry a loaded gun, heh...
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#744837 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Judging from my sisters
Female me would be tiny compared to me
Since all them men in my family have really broad shoulders
but the girls are like twigs
and tiny
I could probably carry fem me if I tried
since my sisters are like half my weight
then again
neither of them eat as much as I do
or lift at all
So who knows
still fem me would be smallish
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#744849 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
kinda the same, my mom is only a little smaller then me, i'm one of the smallest people in my family and wear 7-1/2EEE boots, hell i'm just about 145lbs at 5'6" tall and even then i am still pretty girly in build.
i don't have any girls in my family to compare to though aside my mom though.
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#744859 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Neat
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#744861 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eyup.
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#744770 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i say scary because that would be 2 crazy bastards with head/genetic issues and weapons, that and 2 companion/guardian personalities, i can already get into people's heads but 2 of me would be op as we'd move like one person half the time and talk in sync all the time among other things that would creep people out.
on the plus side it would fix the depression issues though, i'm only at my best when with someone due to how i work.
#744791 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Man, shit would be whack with me
I can already make people laugh, but think of the jokes I could make with two me
I could make everyone uncomftarble, all the time.
And sing duets with myself
etc
Man having a clone would be awesome
I'd love it
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#744813 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i can agree with that, too bad i can't sing normally though, my voice is only good for making fun of songs.
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#744822 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
I can sing well, but only songs with deep tones
Like during a bomb threat at a school of mine
to pass the time, I sang a song that went
"Oh loooordy, lordy halleluiaaaah, teaaacher hit meh with aaaa ruler. So I sat behind the doooor with a loaded forty four and their ain't no teacher no more"

For several hours
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#744835 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i can change my voice to suit any need, however if i try to sing along and it's not comedy purposed i mess up badly for some reason.
yeah... if you sang that here you'd have major issues, makes me glad i graduated in 04... :\
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#744839 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Which is where?
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#744844 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
oregon, schools in the usa don't joke about shooting at all anymore.
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#744847 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Sang that shit in California
Got nothing for it
Sang it for hours while I waited in the hot sun
the teachers loved it, Ironically

My dad made it up, when he was younger
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#744852 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
strange, i'd still not push it, all it takes is one authority to get butthurt and then trouble city...-_-
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#744864 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it turned out to be a prank
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#744871 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eh, prank or not things are getting overly strict with the crap that keeps happening lately, be nice if it wasn't that way though.
#744671 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]
Nothing sexual.
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#744673 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
that face.....is the face
OF A LIAR
#744676 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]
No...
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#744684 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
that face...is the face
OF A TRUTHER
#744705 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]
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#744681 - plataeiou (06/05/2015) [-]
What if it were the same gender, then?
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#744716 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]
Still no. I have phanny.
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#744667 - thisiskevinhanian (06/05/2015) [-]
hang out with my clone
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#744668 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
good man
respectable man
#742303 - Shiza  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#742308 - captaindubs (06/04/2015) [-]
i put the recording on my computer but the next day it was corrupt. still don't know why
#742289 - weird happenings that have happened to me in recent memory  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#742314 - phanact (06/04/2015) [-]
weird
#742285 - Also about the goblin neither me or bro told eachother… 06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#742283 - Super natural time with royal 1 voice So the…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#742301 - captaindubs (06/04/2015) [-]
i heard my 50lb dresser fall over and when i went upstairs it was completely fine. fuckin ran straight out of the house. also i recorded myself in my basement and when i played the video back all i could hear were dogs barking but i didn't have a dog at the time
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#742303 - royalwerewolf (06/04/2015) [-]
Shiza
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#742308 - captaindubs (06/04/2015) [-]
i put the recording on my computer but the next day it was corrupt. still don't know why
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#742286 - phanact (06/04/2015) [-]
What is this about
What is the context
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#742289 - royalwerewolf (06/04/2015) [-]
weird happenings that have happened to me in recent memory
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#742314 - phanact (06/04/2015) [-]
weird
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#742285 - royalwerewolf (06/04/2015) [-]
Also
about the goblin
neither me or bro told eachother, or anyone else about the bastard
and our descriptions of him where nearly identical
#742234 - former 06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#742231 - My bro has it worse Everyday of his is ****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#742236 - chikibriki (06/04/2015) [-]
honestly i would prefer every day be shit, rather than this. at least when every day is shit you don't get the chance to build up the hope and start to think things are finally better
#742228 - I like noise 06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0