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|#744673 - that face.....is the face OF A LIAR [+] (5 new replies)||06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||+2|
|#744668 - good man respectable man||06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||+1|
|#744665 - ITT: say the Illuminati came to your house, and revealed they … [+] (40 new replies)||06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||+2|
#744700 - burdenedsoul (06/05/2015) [-]
find out how identical we are
tell blackquill, cause i'd be damned if i didn't at least ask to let the clone join in on our fun
if yes, then sex would soon follow
followed by deep worry about whether or not it's incest or some fucked up form of it
then contemplate possible issues if the clone were to somehow get pregnant from me
if no, then we'd just hang out and play vidya and i'd have a new sister
#744692 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
we'd likely mentally and emotionally fuse and go about getting projects done more effectively.
aside that i'd have someone to take out in the woods finally so i don't go alone and put myself in danger with my problems.
it would take years before we ever tried anything sexual as per how we'd be but cuddling would be fine, i value a relationship and strong emotional bond far more then anything else.
2 of me is a rather scary thought though, like holy hell...
#744833 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
before my phobias were fixed no one could hit on me for long either i'd run away, since they were i turned into a rather kinky demisexual, drawback is porn is useless without a partner as well since i'm only attracted to the person i bond with and super loyal.
if i was a woman i'd have C-D cups and an even nicer ass, i'd have to carry pepper spray or a loaded gun to push pervs away... actually i already carry a loaded gun, heh...
#744837 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Judging from my sisters
Female me would be tiny compared to me
Since all them men in my family have really broad shoulders
but the girls are like twigs
I could probably carry fem me if I tried
since my sisters are like half my weight
neither of them eat as much as I do
or lift at all
So who knows
still fem me would be smallish
#744849 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
kinda the same, my mom is only a little smaller then me, i'm one of the smallest people in my family and wear 7-1/2EEE boots, hell i'm just about 145lbs at 5'6" tall and even then i am still pretty girly in build.
i don't have any girls in my family to compare to though aside my mom though.
#744770 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i say scary because that would be 2 crazy bastards with head/genetic issues and weapons, that and 2 companion/guardian personalities, i can already get into people's heads but 2 of me would be op as we'd move like one person half the time and talk in sync all the time among other things that would creep people out.
on the plus side it would fix the depression issues though, i'm only at my best when with someone due to how i work.
#744822 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
I can sing well, but only songs with deep tones
Like during a bomb threat at a school of mine
to pass the time, I sang a song that went
"Oh loooordy, lordy halleluiaaaah, teaaacher hit meh with aaaa ruler. So I sat behind the doooor with a loaded forty four and their ain't no teacher no more"
For several hours
|#742303 - Shiza [+] (1 new reply)||06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||+1|
|#742289 - weird happenings that have happened to me in recent memory [+] (1 new reply)||06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||+1|
|#742285 - Also about the goblin neither me or bro told eachother…||06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||0|
|#742283 - Super natural time with royal 1 voice So the… [+] (7 new replies)||06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||0|
#742301 - captaindubs (06/04/2015) [-]
i heard my 50lb dresser fall over and when i went upstairs it was completely fine. fuckin ran straight out of the house. also i recorded myself in my basement and when i played the video back all i could hear were dogs barking but i didn't have a dog at the time
|#742234 - former||06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||+1|
|#742231 - My bro has it worse Everyday of his is **** [+] (1 new reply)||06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||0|
|#742228 - I like noise||06/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15.||0|