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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/01/2014
Location:a dwarven fortress
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#2093157 - muh nuggah 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093155 - I haven't slept in a bed for years Partially because of b… 08/30/2014 on Friendly 0
#2093149 - Dam 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093139 - man desks are comfy as **** as is grass 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093121 - ITT: Strangest place you ever slept behind a vending machi…  [+] (24 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +5
User avatar #2093284 - trollyando (08/30/2014) [-]
Once took a cliche nap, at the base of a huge tree on a pwetty forest.
User avatar #2093180 - psikid (08/30/2014) [-]
In a tree
User avatar #2093276 - trollyando (08/30/2014) [-]
r u tarzan
User avatar #2093191 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
Living the dream
User avatar #2093173 - dafiltafish (08/30/2014) [-]
bathroom floor.
User avatar #2093168 - pillows (08/30/2014) [-]
Inside a box.
It wasn't a huge box but it was tall enough for me so I crawled in and passed out.
My mom thought I was dead.
User avatar #2093190 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
classic
User avatar #2093159 - inteus (08/30/2014) [-]
on top of a pool table.
User avatar #2093148 - josuke (08/30/2014) [-]
I have never not slept in my bed
User avatar #2093155 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
I haven't slept in a bed for years
Partially because of brief psychological thing that has passed where I couldn't sleep in beds (due to fear of fucking up my the broken arm)
and currently due to not having a room of my own
and sleeping on the ground
often on the tile since I like the feeling of it
User avatar #2093150 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
try the floor
it's fun
User avatar #2093157 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
muh nuggah
User avatar #2093152 - josuke (08/30/2014) [-]
Naaah man
I love my bed
If it was a live thing
I'd marry it
User avatar #2093146 - WhattheNorris (08/30/2014) [-]
under a pool table
User avatar #2093145 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
in a bush
User avatar #2093149 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
Dam
User avatar #2093144 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
also stairs
User avatar #2093140 - mangioluingi (08/30/2014) [-]
On the floor in a band room behind a percussion stand...
Stand...? I'm not sure what to call it... a big box full of silly percussion instruments...
User avatar #2093135 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Under a table
User avatar #2093137 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
or desk
User avatar #2093133 - NutHut (08/30/2014) [-]
At work when no one was around.
Rested my head on a desk.
User avatar #2093139 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
man
desks are comfy as fuck
as is grass
User avatar #2093131 - zetsumeitaka (08/30/2014) [-]
on Stairs.
User avatar #2093123 - paxx (08/30/2014) [-]
On the Toilet

I was tired and passed out on the toilet.
#2093092 - yes because I sleep on the floor 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093083 - So my sleep deprived brain birthed a thought from defensive's …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +2
#2093087 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093092 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
yes
because I sleep on the floor
#2093068 - man I was already hungry, now I'm starving Also L… 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2092393 - whadda ya mean I ain't a tentacle monster  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +2
#2092406 - mikli (08/30/2014) [-]
#2092401 - professormeatwad (08/30/2014) [-]
#2092384 - Yeah I agree 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2092363 - Ahhhhhh 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2092337 - And here we see the American pack hunting down it's natural pr…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2092356 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
ISIS giving american James Foley a ceremonial ASL ice bucket challenge, as to experience the growing trend in america.


James was a bit ahead of himself and didn't expect the ice to be so cold. It all went to his head and so he didn't donate.

he wasn't thinking with his head
User avatar #2092363 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
Ahhhhhh
#2092158 - ITT: How you attempt to sing metal  [+] (19 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +3
#2092174 - defensive (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2092164 - WhattheNorris (08/30/2014) [-]
oh man
I need to try and sing metal
User avatar #2092177 - mikli (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2092181 - WhattheNorris (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't know any metal off the top of my head
User avatar #2092196 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
>not bad company
>not dying breed
User avatar #2092198 - mikli (08/30/2014) [-]
What? Do you hate freedom???
User avatar #2092213 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
>implying freedom
User avatar #2092216 - mikli (08/30/2014) [-]
DONT ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG
User avatar #2092225 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
but you are wrong
User avatar #2092240 - mikli (08/30/2014) [-]
besides
my fav is Crossing Over
User avatar #2092172 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
i didn't know i neded this

but i need to hear this
User avatar #2092178 - WhattheNorris (08/30/2014) [-]
we must find a song

I must embarrass myself
User avatar #2092211 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2092218 - WhattheNorris (08/30/2014) [-]
I like it
User avatar #2092192 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2092163 - shisno (08/30/2014) [-]
probably opera metal
User avatar #2092160 - NinjaKnight (08/30/2014) [-]
 
#2091617 - ITT: strongest/most worked out part of your body My l…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2091663 - theluppijackal (08/30/2014) [-]
legs
User avatar #2091662 - WhattheNorris (08/30/2014) [-]
muh legs
User avatar #2091652 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
#2091646 to #2091617 - marcelinethequeen (1 minute ago)
MY ANGER.
User avatar #2091646 - marcelinethequeen (08/30/2014) [-]
MY ANGER.
User avatar #2091643 - zenexazure (08/30/2014) [-]
Legs.
Lots of biking over the years yo.
User avatar #2091642 - inteus (08/30/2014) [-]
lol nothing.
User avatar #2091641 - undeaddog (08/30/2014) [-]
Legs, carrying a fatass through walks in mountains and plains makes a body part strong.
User avatar #2091639 - therealmaster (08/30/2014) [-]
My legs and forearms. Tennis will do that to you.
#2091666 - theluppijackal (08/30/2014) [-]
That's hot
User avatar #2091703 - therealmaster (08/30/2014) [-]
Automotive also helps. Works out my back too.
User avatar #2091635 - themanwithnoplan (08/30/2014) [-]
Core

I have no good explanation besides apparently it's what golf works out the most.
#2081273 - new one or first one if it's the later great jester ahead  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2081283 - abyx (08/28/2014) [-]
the new one's out?
I haven't beaten the first boss of the first one yet...
#2081270 - PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE GRUNARK  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2081345 - romneykun (08/28/2014) [-]
I had completely forgotten about this gif.
#2081262 - Picture 08/28/2014 on Friendly 0
#2081255 - Watching a video about cannibals Ok so the crazy russian … 08/28/2014 on Friendly +2
#2081231 - ITT: well feggits  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2081257 - yasuri (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm my cat
User avatar #2081253 - abyx (08/28/2014) [-]
Feed the next person to post this to the damn cat
User avatar #2081247 - microbrony (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't have a cat
User avatar #2081241 - paxx (08/28/2014) [-]
Wonder when I got a cat
User avatar #2081237 - josuke (08/28/2014) [-]
Give it to my friend Dabsy since he wants to fuck one
#2081210 - video about cannibals 08/28/2014 on Friendly +1
#2081186 - is she? Is kenny ? Is the spirit of zombie lee? 08/28/2014 on Friendly +1
#2081178 - clementine da kill?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2081181 - GodzillaFTW (08/28/2014) [-]
Shut
User avatar #2081186 - royalwerewolf (08/28/2014) [-]
is she?
Is kenny ?
Is the spirit of zombie lee?
#2081166 - he's a chocolate helicopter in the sky now 08/28/2014 on Friendly +2
#2081159 - Yeah and while you were running I got to see coach sink to…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2081163 - fausticorn (08/28/2014) [-]
rip fat black guy
User avatar #2081166 - royalwerewolf (08/28/2014) [-]
he's a chocolate helicopter in the sky now
#2081143 - Picture 08/28/2014 on Friendly +2
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User avatar #3139 - royalwerewolf (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied
ok spirit is your will score times ten
combat is a d6 times the relevant attribute
losing a round of combat leads to the loser losing stress equal to the attack power of the the victor divided by the attribute they used during combat
the master npc has 2 to all attributes unless I decide nay
npcs can be anything
undressing gives penalties to the result of die rolls as the maids uniform gives the maid power for some reason
seduction is cunning/ affection vs any attribute the target wishes
favor (which can be give through events or me deciding you art worthy) can be used to regain stress and gain higher rolls
starting favour is affection score times 2, if favor drops below 0 you get FIRED
so biker samurais are a go
each sesssion is meant to represent a day in the mansion
I will add to this if their are optional **** I wish to use
MAID RPG
#3332 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #3333 to #3332 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
how ya doing my snake ******* amigo
sorry for the late reply
spent two days making a pathfinder character
#3334 to #3333 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
tfw 1 off from epic quads get

im playing ME1 for the 3rd time
User avatar #3335 to #3334 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
make sure to bone everything
#3336 to #3335 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
im hungry
get me burgers
#3337 to #3336 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I ate all the canned burgers
#3338 to #3337 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
make me fresh ones
#3339 to #3338 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure the guy on the ceiling with the long tongue has something you can eat
#3340 to #3339 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i wouldnt mind elf burgers
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
but they taste like fish
#3342 to #3341 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
fish n chips
#3327 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
want sum?
User avatar #3329 to #3328 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
kk
what s ur po box ill mail it to you
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
I
don't know
User avatar #3325 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
what
why
User avatar #3322 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
Royal even though he is king of the thread you will always truly be king of the thread

here is where I will be
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2014) [-]
than k you
User avatar #3324 to #3323 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
wait till today
User avatar #3320 - abstractpink (05/05/2014) [-]
if i made a top ten list of users i miss, you would be on top
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - royalwerewolf (05/05/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaw
User avatar #3317 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
Can I have the "I'm going to eat every ******* chicken" picture?
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
thank you based Gimley
User avatar #3313 - russianbro (03/28/2014) [-]
I miss you baby

I miss your swet dwarven butt
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2014) [-]
miss you to brahh
User avatar #3307 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
Hey I got a question about Dark Souls II

How exactly do you get to No Man's Warf?
A lot of people are talking about it and I'm somewhere completely different
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
kill hte **** out of the dragon rider (found near blackachu)
COntinue on through creepy rape dungeon
go down elevator
continue into wet rape dungeon
find the wall the koolaid dude broke through
go through
talk female at bonfire till she says
yeah
I'll help you
then continue on
ad
YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
and then proceed to get raped by what dwells in the darkness once they stop being pussies to your all mighty torch
User avatar #3310 to #3308 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
Ok
so
in the place where you fought ornstien 2.0
instead of going left you go right
I also recommened pulling the switch that apears behind the **** huge knight on the broken ass walk way
then go through the fog door
and a big fat ass weilding a halberd dressed like SATAN will try to rape you
now the areaan will be very small if you don't pull te switch
and he'll poke you off
but you should still stay in the original area because if you walk on the extra land you put there via switch
****** will poke you off
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
What is the dragon rider?
#3292 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Hiya!
#3294 to #3293 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
watcha doin? how ya been?
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
being lazy
grand
#3296 to #3295 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i wish i could be lazy right now
User avatar #3297 to #3296 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
also eating a VAST
ammount of greek yogurt
#3298 to #3297 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
why you eat so much?
User avatar #3299 to #3298 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
****** it delicious
espically the lime flavor
#3300 to #3299 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
want some croissants?
#3302 to #3301 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
is my cooking that bad
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
Man I'd be the worst anime characters
and no
unless you like your steak welldone and with ketchup
#3304 to #3303 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i like my burgers medium well
#3289 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - nippuhl (02/17/2014) [-]
umad
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - royalwerewolf (02/09/2014) [-]
Can I instead set myself on fire? that sounds far more pleasant than going to a furry convention
#3286 - kokanum ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Sup, haven't seen you in a while
User avatar #3287 to #3286 - royalwerewolf (01/28/2014) [-]
not much
been ******* about
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - kokanum ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Same here and there
#3268 - desacabose ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
all the old users are dead
New users call me new
why technicolor, triplfy, and *********************** , dead
Where did we go so wrong
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't know
I just hang around friendly because at least I know people there
I don't know anyone on pony thread no more
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - desacabose ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
gayobliteratorhere and skrasnic are the source
we could send them to some Italians I know
but I don't know any

I miss old thread
User avatar #3277 to #3270 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
I've been here before any of you since the bread
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - desacabose ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Lies
User avatar #3279 to #3278 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
to yourself

you don't seem to understand
#3280 to #3279 - desacabose ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I was thread before it was a shadow of it former self
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
Have you been part of pony thread 1

when the first Admin put pictures and gifs at the top of the thread/board
User avatar #3282 to #3281 - desacabose ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
The first admin is dead, and then new admin killed the user he let take over
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
We are on our 5th admin as the last one was a dick but this one became the biggest

dick of all the admins combined and now is trying to atone for his foolishness

also you didn't answer as well
#3284 to #3283 - desacabose ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
He put gifs and pictures on top of the board all the time, he stickied furry porn once
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
and human porn claiming he was the only one who could do it

but he kept them originally as now he does not as everyone wondered if it would

come back which it didn't

newfags didn't even know he could do that

User avatar #3272 to #3270 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
It is no longer our thread
it is the SFW random board now
wearing the husk of pony thread
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
And we can't turn it back as you can't drag people back or drag people out
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
Cause you touch yerself at night
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - skrasnic (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry have I done something to annoy you? or to the funnyjunk community?
#3266 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
I finished Katawa Shoujo.

I wound up with Emi at the end, it was a pretty decent ending, nothing horrible happened.

I kept bouncing back and forth from liking Kenji to wanting to fist rape him, until towards the end where i flat out hated him.

The sound-track pulled me into it a lot, i liked it, it fit everything that happened.

Misha and Shizune are worst cripples to me and Lilly and Emi are best.
The sex scenes kinda made me hue at first.

Rin kinda pissed me off and i'll admit i kinda got emotionally invested in it at points.
This VN is tight, i liked it.
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - royalwerewolf (01/19/2014) [-]
I too got Emi
Only got her because My early set hatred for hisao ended up making me try and kill him via my choices
I failed and felt good about it
User avatar #3264 - konradkurze (01/18/2014) [-]
okay im guessing your lack of response means i win
User avatar #3265 to #3264 - royalwerewolf (01/18/2014) [-]
Replying a second time gives no notification
#3259 - miia ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
im not interested in like, over half of these games tho
wish i could trade em
be warned: if you ask me to do a co-op or a multiplayer with you, i'll say no
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - royalwerewolf (01/18/2014) [-]
Eh, only one we share is total war
which I don't care much for
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - miia ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah me neither.
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - miia ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
i just remembered
I have a Lost Planet 2 code i need to trade away...OOOH!! i could get the Deus Ex HR Director's Cut!!
And maybe even Fallout New Vegas!
#3258 - commission (12/29/2013) [-]
**commission rolled user hokon **
#3248 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
Hello, my dwarven friend. Long time no see. I require your expertise on the subject of monster girls and I don't recall anyone else who knows as much about the game. Where exactly can I download it?
Hello, my dwarven friend. Long time no see. I require your expertise on the subject of monster girls and I don't recall anyone else who knows as much about the game. Where exactly can I download it?
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
Depends
do you want to buy it or pirate it?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
♪Yoooo hooooo, hooo hooo, a pirates' life for meeeeeee.♪
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
first two parts
last part You need to login to view this link
should have instructions how to merge the parts into one game
have fun comrade
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
Any idea how long it takes to finish it?
User avatar #3253 to #3252 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
part 1 and 2 take a few hours
no idea bout part 3
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
I have no idea what I'm getting into.
User avatar #3255 to #3254 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
Lots of monstergirls raping the **** out of the straightest shota
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88&list=PLAB6A8CE332A2FE4C
apparently it can get hard as DICKS at some points
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
"straightest shota"? On a side note, it's not gonna download a ******* of other stuff along with the game, is it? I'm not the only one using this computer.
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - royalwerewolf (12/24/2013) [-]
it shouldn't
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