Roll game 7: The mad king of gaslight
1: you have been killed during the war and reborn as a pony, roll again to see who yer mom is. 1B: you are the child of Spitfire
2: you are used in one of Bartlet the wise's experiments, roll again for fate (odds you live, evens you die). 2B: Twilight's your loving mother
3: Soup for you, so says the mad king. 3B: Zecora is your mother
4: raped Astaroth. 4B you pinkie pie little baker
5: GRUNARK HAS BEEN SUMMONED, prepare you anus for eternal pain. 5B: your rarity's lil gem
6:raped by Legion, played by Brian Blessed. 6B: Fluttershy will always love her little filly, you
7:Raped by Mecha Voldo. 7B: Rainbow dash is your mother
8:you angered Bartlet the wise, and the mad king, prepare to die. 8B applejack is your mother
9: Magically enhanced Molestia, now with twice the rape. 9B: Octavia is your mother
0: you are given tea by the mad king. 0B: Luna is your mother
The war has ended, but madness never dies