roll game, because I can
1: you are brutally mauled, and are now a werewolf: 1B: you are twilight's child
2: you die and are reborn as a pony, roll again to see who is your mother. 2B: you are the spawn of pinkie pie
3: you get raped by voldo. 3B. you are applejack's young
4:you are possessed by a gay demon. 4B: You are rarity's baby
5: You are put in molestia's rape dungeon. 5: you are fluttershy's little ball of joy
6: you are sent to the moon, with me. 6B: you are rainbowdash's little flyer
7:you are banished to the everfree forest. 7B: you are the child of the great and powerful Trixie
8:You are now a slave of rarity. 8B. Gilda is your mother
9:You get cake. 9B. Derpy is your loving mother
0:You get raped by shoa khan. 0B. you are of royal birth, reroll to see who your mother is (if even Luna, if odd Celestia)
let the games begin