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Date Signed Up:4/02/2011
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#175 - >That feel when you're one 64th Cherokee I know yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Elevator +1
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#180 - allennis (04/18/2013) [-]
Go away, Connor
#93 - Why would you say no? Did you really think you were just going… 04/18/2013 on i should put something here 0
#93 - Well, it was a day like any other. I was with my two chubby fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
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#94 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, when I was in Philadelphia for the shooting/stabbing, and I was shot by some Italian dude and stabbed by some asian dude.
#85 - Oh. want to hear about the guy I met at the park?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
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#86 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
Sure, why not.
#93 - rotinaj (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, it was a day like any other. I was with my two chubby friends at a park, when lo and behold, our alcoholic homeless friend arrived. He and another man (probably also homeless) were there to chillax and drink cooking wine, as bums tend to do. They told us many a story about their lives, and how he had been stabbed by his dad, and his adventures hitchhiking and skateboarding from the bottom to the top of california in the 70s. Throughout this man's stuttered words, he kept on asking if I could get him and LSD. This was an awkward moment on my part, because crazy enough, he had caught me on one of the two occasions in my entire life where I have actually had lsd on me. Of course, I couldn't tell him, out of fear of being beaten to death for it. Long story short, they got drunk and I went home.
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#94 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, when I was in Philadelphia for the shooting/stabbing, and I was shot by some Italian dude and stabbed by some asian dude.
#80 - Dude, are you that guy I met at the park who was asking me for acid?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
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#83 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
No, unfortunately I haven't lived near any drug dealers since I was seven. Coincidentally, the first two happened before I turned eight.
#85 - rotinaj (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh.
want to hear about the guy I met at the park?
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#86 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
Sure, why not.
#93 - rotinaj (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, it was a day like any other. I was with my two chubby friends at a park, when lo and behold, our alcoholic homeless friend arrived. He and another man (probably also homeless) were there to chillax and drink cooking wine, as bums tend to do. They told us many a story about their lives, and how he had been stabbed by his dad, and his adventures hitchhiking and skateboarding from the bottom to the top of california in the 70s. Throughout this man's stuttered words, he kept on asking if I could get him and LSD. This was an awkward moment on my part, because crazy enough, he had caught me on one of the two occasions in my entire life where I have actually had lsd on me. Of course, I couldn't tell him, out of fear of being beaten to death for it. Long story short, they got drunk and I went home.
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#94 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, when I was in Philadelphia for the shooting/stabbing, and I was shot by some Italian dude and stabbed by some asian dude.
#79 - It depends. I was offered to receive a tattoo from one of my a… 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
#74 - As much as a smiley face tattoo anywhere else. Maybe more beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo -1
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#77 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
At least I can tell small children people to kiss Mr Smiley.
#255 - Yeah. 04/17/2013 on Rammstein 0
#195 - They were actually endangered here for quite a while. Some pol…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on 'Murica 0
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#198 - eriktheviking (04/17/2013) [-]
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#144 - Just so you know, you're not the only one who understands how … 04/17/2013 on How to properly apply... 0