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#175 - >That feel when you're one 64th Cherokee I know yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Elevator +1
User avatar #180 - allennis (04/18/2013) [-]
Go away, Connor
#93 - Why would you say no? Did you really think you were just going… 04/18/2013 on i should put something here 0
#93 - Well, it was a day like any other. I was with my two chubby fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
User avatar #94 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, when I was in Philadelphia for the shooting/stabbing, and I was shot by some Italian dude and stabbed by some asian dude.
#85 - Oh. want to hear about the guy I met at the park?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
User avatar #86 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
Sure, why not.
#93 - rotinaj (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, it was a day like any other. I was with my two chubby friends at a park, when lo and behold, our alcoholic homeless friend arrived. He and another man (probably also homeless) were there to chillax and drink cooking wine, as bums tend to do. They told us many a story about their lives, and how he had been stabbed by his dad, and his adventures hitchhiking and skateboarding from the bottom to the top of california in the 70s. Throughout this man's stuttered words, he kept on asking if I could get him and LSD. This was an awkward moment on my part, because crazy enough, he had caught me on one of the two occasions in my entire life where I have actually had lsd on me. Of course, I couldn't tell him, out of fear of being beaten to death for it. Long story short, they got drunk and I went home.
User avatar #94 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, when I was in Philadelphia for the shooting/stabbing, and I was shot by some Italian dude and stabbed by some asian dude.
#80 - Dude, are you that guy I met at the park who was asking me for acid?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
User avatar #83 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
No, unfortunately I haven't lived near any drug dealers since I was seven. Coincidentally, the first two happened before I turned eight.
#85 - rotinaj (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh.
want to hear about the guy I met at the park?
User avatar #86 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
Sure, why not.
#93 - rotinaj (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, it was a day like any other. I was with my two chubby friends at a park, when lo and behold, our alcoholic homeless friend arrived. He and another man (probably also homeless) were there to chillax and drink cooking wine, as bums tend to do. They told us many a story about their lives, and how he had been stabbed by his dad, and his adventures hitchhiking and skateboarding from the bottom to the top of california in the 70s. Throughout this man's stuttered words, he kept on asking if I could get him and LSD. This was an awkward moment on my part, because crazy enough, he had caught me on one of the two occasions in my entire life where I have actually had lsd on me. Of course, I couldn't tell him, out of fear of being beaten to death for it. Long story short, they got drunk and I went home.
User avatar #94 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, when I was in Philadelphia for the shooting/stabbing, and I was shot by some Italian dude and stabbed by some asian dude.
#79 - It depends. I was offered to receive a tattoo from one of my a… 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo 0
#74 - As much as a smiley face tattoo anywhere else. Maybe more beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo -1
User avatar #77 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
At least I can tell small children people to kiss Mr Smiley.
#255 - Yeah. 04/17/2013 on Rammstein 0
#195 - They were actually endangered here for quite a while. Some pol…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #198 - eriktheviking (04/17/2013) [-]
http://www.brackendaleartgallery.com/EagleCount.html
804 on the last count.
#144 - Just so you know, you're not the only one who understands how … 04/17/2013 on How to properly apply... 0
#143 - Well first of all, there's something called metabolism. It's b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on How to properly apply... 0
User avatar #178 - anorexia (04/18/2013) [-]
Mhm.
#164 - What kind of ignorant **** would ask that questio… 04/17/2013 on 'Murica +4
#134 - Oh my golly gosh, please don't tell me you're this wrong.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2013 on How to properly apply... 0
User avatar #136 - Leopard (04/17/2013) [-]
There are different types of faggots.
One of the types are people who claim someone's wrong with no actual statement.

HURR you're wrong.

And? I'm perfectly open to being proven wrong if an explanation is given. You're clearly a dumbass, and what ever statement you have to offer is probably going to be wrong anyway.
#143 - rotinaj (04/17/2013) [-]
Well first of all, there's something called metabolism. It's basically how much of the leftover calories your body stores. When you eat at a caloric deficit, your body's metabolism goes down. Way down. As in, your body thinks it starving and creates all the fat it can. The only way to get thinner is to consume the right amount of the right kind of calories and exercise. "Simply eating less" will only cause fat gain. And 600 calories a day? What kind of demented retard gave you that number? That's not healthy for anybody, period. You burn more than that every day by being alive. That's some anorexia type-shit right there. And in case you didn't notice, anorexic people don't get results, other than looking like a starving Ethiopian child. I'm sorry if I offend you, but your opinion is the most bullshit thing I've ever heard. All known medical science points in the exact opposite of what you've written.
User avatar #178 - anorexia (04/18/2013) [-]
Mhm.
#133 - Was this worthless ******* garbage even supposed … 04/17/2013 on How to properly apply... -2
#202 - Yeah, bub. 04/17/2013 on McDisasters 7: Race Weekend... 0
#201 - I know tons and tons of underage people who smoke in public. I… 04/17/2013 on McDisasters 7: Race Weekend... 0
#261 - I forgot about that. Anyways, that's only been around for like…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Over The Hill -1
User avatar #263 - yourcontentsucks (04/17/2013) [-]
The games are a load of shite anyway. Waste of money.
#135 - It's to mark gang territory... It pretty much is a sign that y… 04/17/2013 on My whole life is a lie 0
#242 - but espeon's already psychic... 04/17/2013 on Over The Hill 0
#240 - How can you play without a con troll er all the time.... That'…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Over The Hill 0
User avatar #254 - yourcontentsucks (04/17/2013) [-]
Kinect allows you to control with your voice and hand movements alone
#261 - rotinaj (04/17/2013) [-]
I forgot about that. Anyways, that's only been around for like 2 years and nobody uses the voice commands. I feel like the author has no idea what they're talking about....
User avatar #263 - yourcontentsucks (04/17/2013) [-]
The games are a load of shite anyway. Waste of money.
#206 - When the news station was waiting to see if it was a "ter… 04/17/2013 on Be Careful Reading the News 0
#137 - take the damn card 04/17/2013 on Easy way to win at poker 0
#136 - Speaking of not knowing where ass has been, I pondered a pondr… 04/17/2013 on Easy way to win at poker 0
#135 - Cause she's a whore. Take note and emulate her. 04/17/2013 on Easy way to win at poker +2
#96 - Has anyone else seen the documentary about the bones brigade o… 04/17/2013 on Hawkward 0

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