i figured pure sadness wouldn't work after the first one, so i went with humiliation for the second.

Are you fucking dumb? The Romans did it. The Jews stoned people, not crucified them.

Hhave you even read the accounts? The Jewish leaders claimed responsibility for the death of Jesus. They had to persuade the Romans to carry it out because the Romans were in charge of Israel at the time and did not allow the Jews to do their own capital punishment.

If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously doing something wrong.

I'm happy enough as it is. I don't need to grind up my medication and snort it.

That sounds like it has the potential to be unpleasant.

It's more like the most pleasant thing ever ; don't do it though, it's addictive.

If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously doing something wrong.

I'm happy enough as it is. I don't need to grind up my medication and snort it.

It is. I take Adderall, which is an Amphetamine salt. It does wonders for my grades and classwork. According to some comments on Funnyjunk though, I should be using it to get high.

Snort it

That sounds like it has the potential to be unpleasant.

It's more like the most pleasant thing ever ; don't do it though, it's addictive.

If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously doing something wrong.

I'm happy enough as it is. I don't need to grind up my medication and snort it.

I already stated that I'm taking medication for it.

Oh, my bad. Well, your medication is probably amphetamine anyways.

It is. I take Adderall, which is an Amphetamine salt. It does wonders for my grades and classwork. According to some comments on Funnyjunk though, I should be using it to get high.

Snort it

That sounds like it has the potential to be unpleasant.

It's more like the most pleasant thing ever ; don't do it though, it's addictive.

If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously doing something wrong.

I'm happy enough as it is. I don't need to grind up my medication and snort it.

It had a little to do with it......just a little though.

I feel............empowered.

I am 911.

I was joke, in fact there are a lot of reasons for why light-speed is considered a universal speed limit and not all of them are related to special relativity, but if you really want to know, start with Einstein.

Because of relativity. It would take infinite energy to go the speed of light. Thus, an object going the speed of light would have infinite mass. This is why photons are massless.

Just a little something some guy came up with about a hundred years ago. Nothing big, you may have heard of it...

THE HEISENBERG PRINCIPLE.

Jeez, you stupid people need to learn your science.

I should be more clear ; It's not that I think it's ridiculous, I simply was looking for someone to explain it to me. Anyways, I'm off to masturbate.

I was joke, in fact there are a lot of reasons for why light-speed is considered a universal speed limit and not all of them are related to special relativity, but if you really want to know, start with Einstein.

um... the Heisenberg principle has to do with quantum uncertainty not the speed of light... if sarcasm, then good job.

it was a Plinkett reference, thanks

Yes it is.
it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasagne_%28pasta_alimentare%29
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasagne
oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/lasagne

"Lasagna", while accepted by the English dictionary, is not the original spelling and it looks stupid.

You may be right, but regardless both spellings are ridiculous.