thx

ily22

:3

catfaic

y does dat cat have emo hairs

becuz hes a qtpie

i hav emo hairs 2
wat does that mmak mi?

qtpoe

was dat

is u

no u

i srry D:

is ok

wat

Leave me out of this

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ok

**kingrui rolled a random comment #6042 posted by setanchors at Pictures of you sexy bastards ** :

rui pls

Come on, that was a good roll

PLS

**kingrui rolled a random comment #1 posted by morelazors at MD ** :


alright, goodbye

Stay with this

History bitch

thx

yes

<3

<akwag

ooooh yesss

Indeed you are, they're fabulous c:

fabulous indeed :3

I am jelly

of wut

Their bodies

I AM ALSO.

Ever do it?

nope unfortunately

Ah, fair enough c:

My eyes ;_;

Is that what you like? Yeaaaaah.

MMMH PUT THOSE DOUBLES ALL OVER MY BODY

**boboless rolls 67** These doubles? Aww yeah...

d-does this always happen?

**boboless rolls 48** I swear, it never does. Just... it'll be fine, see?

**boboless rolls 66** SEE?

OH YEAH BBY

That's what daddy likes.

im a dirty roll

This conversation arouses me in a confusing way.

Glorious, thanks :3

Ohshitit'sakittywithaguitar. I haven't seen your name in ages.

I have no idea who you are. Sorry. ._.

I used to browse gay very occasionally, I just recognise your name from there.

Ooooh...

Okeh, it makes sense now.

You are an enjoyer of traps, unless I am mistaken.

I like them, just not as much as most.

Roll is more into them than me.

YES

AW YUH

Then he is a man of good taste x3

YES I AM

www.dropbox.com/sh/to9yz36a9l8bsu4/YG6vJJGzsf

Enjoy, then. c:

winkie face

Ha!

EY OH

im sry ok ur ok

*le kills self*

2late

sry

but actul i lov u and i gav u hert surgery lik dis evertim if u cri or sniffle

thx u bb

yw

y

cuz i luv u

i luv u 2

<3

<miscarriage

wat

nothing, let it happen


sshhh everythings gonna be alright

o.o

wat

ur crazi

y

cuz u r

ok thx

wil u mari me?

im sry but fate has seeled me with anothur men.

bbut poligamy

sorry im not into shapes

bb
pls
i gun cri

lel

hi

WUHTS UP RULL

drawing
skyping
my penis

you?

furboard

bronyboard

you?

doon pls

rull

nigrus

plz

doon no

rullyus

ok

oki

i changed it

im not judging :3

your so awshum :3

nah, i just like to talk in general :U

alright then darling, well im going to go to bed talk to you some other time darling

cya

hello darling, we havent talked in a while

i know, how are you?

im doing good darling, thank you for asking. how are you doing today

im doing gud.

thats good to hear darling, so what are you up to

moosic and chatting with people, wut aboot you?

im just listening to music and lazing around darling

sounds fun.

i think it is darling, may i ask what you are listening to

the xx
and yourself?

at the moment i am listening to hurt by johnny cash darling

i love that song.

i do as well darling

whats up darling

nothing

alright then darling

yup :3

so is there anything you would like to talk about darling

300-400
sorry late reply

is k

a day?
that's fucking crazy
do you just ignore most of them?

whenever i am bored*

I gotcha
I get a decent amount of notifications
Like
Whenever I get home, I check them all
Most I have had was 283 in 6 hrs, and I just ignored like half of them.

I would just ignore most of yours, like if I came back from being away

shiiieeet
it's hard to see who's actually summoning me instead of roll failing or something like that.

Yea I bet

regardless, it's just fun to reply.

Sometimes, I bet you get a lot of thumbs

i don't really care for thumbs, i just like to make people snort or giggle uncontrollably. but sometimes it's like a reward i guess

I used to farm thumbs, so like, I dunno

but why?
is that why people dislike you sometimes?

Farming thumbs on a daily basis is the only way to stay rank 1

And, I dunno. Yea its probably part of it
OMG THUMB WHORE

*shrugs* i dunno man, you're just so #swag

it got boring

really?

yea
i cant be funny and original on every post every day

haha yeah. i getcha man.

ok bed

cya, nice talking to you

why

because i posted a gif that shows iCarly best friend boobs

lol why did you post it

because people like boobs

why didnt you just post in nsfw? silly

i don't know how can I do that, im a new around here, alrdy told you about that

rui pls

ok thats just funny. well played sir.

like this?

Yes...

somfin wrong friend?

read and you might understand why depression, and my life in general, sucks www.funnyjunk.com/furry/284077#284077

oh okay.

yup, 3-4 months worth of depression and just getting deeper, with no real end in sight, every little bit helps to try to push it back

thanks

yes

wat bby

wub mi

i do bby

hello darling

hallo

how are you darling

im fine, and yourself?

im doing fine darling, thank you for asking

my pleasure

watt

make a contract with me and ill grant a wish, nothing bad will happen

what kind of contract

a contract that involves me sucking out your soul and making you fight witch