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#100 - So why hasn't Amcerica wiped them slit eye'd ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea 0
User avatar #106 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
By "slit eye'd fuckers", you mean China? So, you think we should go to war for literally no reason, besides that we should go to war to fight and kill people, because we need to goto war.


Again, stop using technology like it's a crutch. Only cancer fags want to be healed, they should kill the cancer themselves, not like pussies. Real men don't even use guns, they use their bare hands, right?
#108 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Right bare hands I'm not sure why you brought up China, but don't get me started on them you guys would shit your panties.
User avatar #109 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We are friendly with China, and they are steadily turning more capitalist.
#110 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come now tell me to fuck off I came here for a reason thanks :)
User avatar #111 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
That smiley face makes you look like a homosexual, and no.
#113 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #114 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Are you done failing yet?
#115 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You keep responding to me, you must be gay right or another troll just like me :D
#99 - I'm actually a faggot that hides behind the net so maybe I sho… 03/20/2013 on North Korea -1
#97 - Yes same **** in Iraq, you should really start …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -1
User avatar #102 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We absolutely raped Iraq on the initial invasion. We beat them so severely it was sad.


There are almost no problems in first world countries, dumbfuck. When most of the population can read, write, has their own universities and think for themselves without the influence of a religion that encourages dying, you have Europe, Britain, Canada, the US, Russia, China, world superpowers, etc.


Guerrilla fighting is very hard to combat. Russia knows this and we know this, we've both fought the same people.
#105 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Your right :), your logic is sound. I'm a huge faggot anyways so have a good day/night.
#93 - I have no idea but work sounds great. I'm here to discuss war …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -1
User avatar #96 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm not from Israel
One of my grandfathers was born in Lebanon though
you still don't know shit about wars though
it's not like Call of Duty in any way besides that firearms are used
go learn something before coming back
#99 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm actually a faggot that hides behind the net so maybe I should STFU but I'm so happy that you actually have so balls to say fuck you rogueagent :)
#91 - You right I'm wrong I cant take that mate no hard feelings, bu…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -1
User avatar #98 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up. We are NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS. 21st century now, fucktard. Helicopters that can engage dozens of people and several vehicles from 2,000 meters away, extremely precise bombing runs, Special Forces and other unconventional warfare methods with some of the best most advanced fighters on the planet.

Current America could kick 1970 America's ass so hard it would be shitting toenails until it died.
#100 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
So why hasn't Amcerica wiped them slit eye'd fuckers mate. Oh yes your so chicken shit hiding behind all your tech. Get the fuck up and face the enemy. GG :)
User avatar #106 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
By "slit eye'd fuckers", you mean China? So, you think we should go to war for literally no reason, besides that we should go to war to fight and kill people, because we need to goto war.


Again, stop using technology like it's a crutch. Only cancer fags want to be healed, they should kill the cancer themselves, not like pussies. Real men don't even use guns, they use their bare hands, right?
#108 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Right bare hands I'm not sure why you brought up China, but don't get me started on them you guys would shit your panties.
User avatar #109 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We are friendly with China, and they are steadily turning more capitalist.
#110 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come now tell me to fuck off I came here for a reason thanks :)
User avatar #111 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
That smiley face makes you look like a homosexual, and no.
#113 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #114 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Are you done failing yet?
#115 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You keep responding to me, you must be gay right or another troll just like me :D
#88 - Yes this is the 21St century but your missing the point. Even …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -1
#92 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#86 - Yes I'm actually sure that would work. Where's your balls mate…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -1
#89 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
So basically, I proved you wrong and you criticized me by calling Americans cowards?


Saying we're hiding behind machines is like saying people who get root canals with anesthetic are total pussies. Shut the sewer attached to your face.
#91 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You right I'm wrong I cant take that mate no hard feelings, but war is war and you will have to face the enemy at some point let it be behind a machine or flesh.
User avatar #98 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up. We are NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS. 21st century now, fucktard. Helicopters that can engage dozens of people and several vehicles from 2,000 meters away, extremely precise bombing runs, Special Forces and other unconventional warfare methods with some of the best most advanced fighters on the planet.

Current America could kick 1970 America's ass so hard it would be shitting toenails until it died.
#100 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
So why hasn't Amcerica wiped them slit eye'd fuckers mate. Oh yes your so chicken shit hiding behind all your tech. Get the fuck up and face the enemy. GG :)
User avatar #106 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
By "slit eye'd fuckers", you mean China? So, you think we should go to war for literally no reason, besides that we should go to war to fight and kill people, because we need to goto war.


Again, stop using technology like it's a crutch. Only cancer fags want to be healed, they should kill the cancer themselves, not like pussies. Real men don't even use guns, they use their bare hands, right?
#108 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Right bare hands I'm not sure why you brought up China, but don't get me started on them you guys would shit your panties.
User avatar #109 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We are friendly with China, and they are steadily turning more capitalist.
#110 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come now tell me to fuck off I came here for a reason thanks :)
User avatar #111 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
That smiley face makes you look like a homosexual, and no.
#113 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #114 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Are you done failing yet?
#115 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You keep responding to me, you must be gay right or another troll just like me :D
#82 - Come anyone else want to talk **** they know noth…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -4
#107 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I win no one wants to ask tell me that I'm wrong thanks for failing guys, I was hoping that you would totally tell me to fuck off. Funnyjunk has NO BALLS :)
#80 - Drones you know that takes active variation of target. They al…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -3
#84 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#88 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes this is the 21St century but your missing the point. Even when America bombed the jungles night and day they couldn't break the enemy. It takes a lot more then explosives to crunch and enemies spirit. You would understand if you had to survive in the jungle :)
#92 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#83 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, if only there was some kind of heat sensing device that could see through trees and vegetation with ease!

Something that detects like, thermal imaging. Like heat signatures? Ahh, you're right, never-mind, that'll never happen. No such thing...
#86 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes I'm actually sure that would work. Where's your balls mate hiding behind a machine. War is determined by the victor and you Americans couldn't even win against a Third world country that has an active dictator.
#89 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
So basically, I proved you wrong and you criticized me by calling Americans cowards?


Saying we're hiding behind machines is like saying people who get root canals with anesthetic are total pussies. Shut the sewer attached to your face.
#91 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You right I'm wrong I cant take that mate no hard feelings, but war is war and you will have to face the enemy at some point let it be behind a machine or flesh.
User avatar #98 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up. We are NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS. 21st century now, fucktard. Helicopters that can engage dozens of people and several vehicles from 2,000 meters away, extremely precise bombing runs, Special Forces and other unconventional warfare methods with some of the best most advanced fighters on the planet.

Current America could kick 1970 America's ass so hard it would be shitting toenails until it died.
#100 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
So why hasn't Amcerica wiped them slit eye'd fuckers mate. Oh yes your so chicken shit hiding behind all your tech. Get the fuck up and face the enemy. GG :)
User avatar #106 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
By "slit eye'd fuckers", you mean China? So, you think we should go to war for literally no reason, besides that we should go to war to fight and kill people, because we need to goto war.


Again, stop using technology like it's a crutch. Only cancer fags want to be healed, they should kill the cancer themselves, not like pussies. Real men don't even use guns, they use their bare hands, right?
#108 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Right bare hands I'm not sure why you brought up China, but don't get me started on them you guys would shit your panties.
User avatar #109 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We are friendly with China, and they are steadily turning more capitalist.
#110 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come now tell me to fuck off I came here for a reason thanks :)
User avatar #111 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
That smiley face makes you look like a homosexual, and no.
#113 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #114 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Are you done failing yet?
#115 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You keep responding to me, you must be gay right or another troll just like me :D
#82 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come anyone else want to talk shit they know nothing about I'm here to tell the truth about you retarded Americans.
#107 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I win no one wants to ask tell me that I'm wrong thanks for failing guys, I was hoping that you would totally tell me to fuck off. Funnyjunk has NO BALLS :)
#78 - Let me spell it out for you redneck. YOU WOULD GET ****…  [+] (26 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -3
User avatar #85 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
you say redneck as if it's a bad thing
a redneck is someone who does physical works for a living
who has a decent work ethic
their neck is red from the sun beating down on it because they've been working all day
the term redneck is not an insult, most rednecks take pride in the fact that they are rednecks
only ignorant fucks that don't know that the coffee in the cup is hot would confuse them with hicks
I highly doubt that anyone outside of the drug trade that runs through southeast Asia wouldn't get fucked up
If you were intelligent enough to actually comprehend what the teacher was saying in class instead of just finding out that it feels good to pull on the little skin flap that hangs down between your legs, you would know that Vietnam was a French colony that rose up, the French asked the UN for help and the UN sent in American forces
as soon as we got there, the French did what they do best and ran away
We stayed there for almost ten years
that's hardly a quick pullout which is what your dad should have been doing
now please, until your IQ at least reaches room temperature, don't reply
#93 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I have no idea but work sounds great. I'm here to discuss war if your from Israel I couldn't even care less :)
User avatar #96 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm not from Israel
One of my grandfathers was born in Lebanon though
you still don't know shit about wars though
it's not like Call of Duty in any way besides that firearms are used
go learn something before coming back
#99 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm actually a faggot that hides behind the net so maybe I should STFU but I'm so happy that you actually have so balls to say fuck you rogueagent :)
#79 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#80 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Drones you know that takes active variation of target. They also won't work in their jungles the shrub is too dense :)
#84 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#88 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes this is the 21St century but your missing the point. Even when America bombed the jungles night and day they couldn't break the enemy. It takes a lot more then explosives to crunch and enemies spirit. You would understand if you had to survive in the jungle :)
#92 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#83 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, if only there was some kind of heat sensing device that could see through trees and vegetation with ease!

Something that detects like, thermal imaging. Like heat signatures? Ahh, you're right, never-mind, that'll never happen. No such thing...
#86 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes I'm actually sure that would work. Where's your balls mate hiding behind a machine. War is determined by the victor and you Americans couldn't even win against a Third world country that has an active dictator.
#89 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
So basically, I proved you wrong and you criticized me by calling Americans cowards?


Saying we're hiding behind machines is like saying people who get root canals with anesthetic are total pussies. Shut the sewer attached to your face.
#91 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You right I'm wrong I cant take that mate no hard feelings, but war is war and you will have to face the enemy at some point let it be behind a machine or flesh.
User avatar #98 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up. We are NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS. 21st century now, fucktard. Helicopters that can engage dozens of people and several vehicles from 2,000 meters away, extremely precise bombing runs, Special Forces and other unconventional warfare methods with some of the best most advanced fighters on the planet.

Current America could kick 1970 America's ass so hard it would be shitting toenails until it died.
#100 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
So why hasn't Amcerica wiped them slit eye'd fuckers mate. Oh yes your so chicken shit hiding behind all your tech. Get the fuck up and face the enemy. GG :)
User avatar #106 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
By "slit eye'd fuckers", you mean China? So, you think we should go to war for literally no reason, besides that we should go to war to fight and kill people, because we need to goto war.


Again, stop using technology like it's a crutch. Only cancer fags want to be healed, they should kill the cancer themselves, not like pussies. Real men don't even use guns, they use their bare hands, right?
#108 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Right bare hands I'm not sure why you brought up China, but don't get me started on them you guys would shit your panties.
User avatar #109 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We are friendly with China, and they are steadily turning more capitalist.
#110 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come now tell me to fuck off I came here for a reason thanks :)
User avatar #111 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
That smiley face makes you look like a homosexual, and no.
#113 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #114 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Are you done failing yet?
#115 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You keep responding to me, you must be gay right or another troll just like me :D
#82 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come anyone else want to talk shit they know nothing about I'm here to tell the truth about you retarded Americans.
#107 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I win no one wants to ask tell me that I'm wrong thanks for failing guys, I was hoping that you would totally tell me to fuck off. Funnyjunk has NO BALLS :)
#72 - Go back into their territory and you'd still get ******…  [+] (28 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -5
User avatar #74 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
wait...what?
could you elaborate
use english grammatical structure
and possibly try to learn how to troll
#78 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Let me spell it out for you redneck. YOU WOULD GET FUCKED UP :)
User avatar #85 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
you say redneck as if it's a bad thing
a redneck is someone who does physical works for a living
who has a decent work ethic
their neck is red from the sun beating down on it because they've been working all day
the term redneck is not an insult, most rednecks take pride in the fact that they are rednecks
only ignorant fucks that don't know that the coffee in the cup is hot would confuse them with hicks
I highly doubt that anyone outside of the drug trade that runs through southeast Asia wouldn't get fucked up
If you were intelligent enough to actually comprehend what the teacher was saying in class instead of just finding out that it feels good to pull on the little skin flap that hangs down between your legs, you would know that Vietnam was a French colony that rose up, the French asked the UN for help and the UN sent in American forces
as soon as we got there, the French did what they do best and ran away
We stayed there for almost ten years
that's hardly a quick pullout which is what your dad should have been doing
now please, until your IQ at least reaches room temperature, don't reply
#93 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I have no idea but work sounds great. I'm here to discuss war if your from Israel I couldn't even care less :)
User avatar #96 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm not from Israel
One of my grandfathers was born in Lebanon though
you still don't know shit about wars though
it's not like Call of Duty in any way besides that firearms are used
go learn something before coming back
#99 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm actually a faggot that hides behind the net so maybe I should STFU but I'm so happy that you actually have so balls to say fuck you rogueagent :)
#79 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#80 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Drones you know that takes active variation of target. They also won't work in their jungles the shrub is too dense :)
#84 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#88 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes this is the 21St century but your missing the point. Even when America bombed the jungles night and day they couldn't break the enemy. It takes a lot more then explosives to crunch and enemies spirit. You would understand if you had to survive in the jungle :)
#92 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#83 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, if only there was some kind of heat sensing device that could see through trees and vegetation with ease!

Something that detects like, thermal imaging. Like heat signatures? Ahh, you're right, never-mind, that'll never happen. No such thing...
#86 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes I'm actually sure that would work. Where's your balls mate hiding behind a machine. War is determined by the victor and you Americans couldn't even win against a Third world country that has an active dictator.
#89 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
So basically, I proved you wrong and you criticized me by calling Americans cowards?


Saying we're hiding behind machines is like saying people who get root canals with anesthetic are total pussies. Shut the sewer attached to your face.
#91 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You right I'm wrong I cant take that mate no hard feelings, but war is war and you will have to face the enemy at some point let it be behind a machine or flesh.
User avatar #98 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up. We are NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS. 21st century now, fucktard. Helicopters that can engage dozens of people and several vehicles from 2,000 meters away, extremely precise bombing runs, Special Forces and other unconventional warfare methods with some of the best most advanced fighters on the planet.

Current America could kick 1970 America's ass so hard it would be shitting toenails until it died.
#100 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
So why hasn't Amcerica wiped them slit eye'd fuckers mate. Oh yes your so chicken shit hiding behind all your tech. Get the fuck up and face the enemy. GG :)
User avatar #106 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
By "slit eye'd fuckers", you mean China? So, you think we should go to war for literally no reason, besides that we should go to war to fight and kill people, because we need to goto war.


Again, stop using technology like it's a crutch. Only cancer fags want to be healed, they should kill the cancer themselves, not like pussies. Real men don't even use guns, they use their bare hands, right?
#108 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Right bare hands I'm not sure why you brought up China, but don't get me started on them you guys would shit your panties.
User avatar #109 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We are friendly with China, and they are steadily turning more capitalist.
#110 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come now tell me to fuck off I came here for a reason thanks :)
User avatar #111 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
That smiley face makes you look like a homosexual, and no.
#113 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #114 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Are you done failing yet?
#115 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You keep responding to me, you must be gay right or another troll just like me :D
#82 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come anyone else want to talk shit they know nothing about I'm here to tell the truth about you retarded Americans.
#107 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I win no one wants to ask tell me that I'm wrong thanks for failing guys, I was hoping that you would totally tell me to fuck off. Funnyjunk has NO BALLS :)
#70 - Yes and America pulled out so fast from Vietnam lol  [+] (37 new replies) 03/20/2013 on North Korea -7
User avatar #95 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
> Fought for 10 years
> Won nearly every single battle we fought
> We were actually told "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WIN", we had to literally hold back and not take over the country and rid of them
> Pulled out because the war became unpopular and costly due to the fact that bad publicity spread and forced attrition

America had atleast a 10 to 1 kill death ratio. We killed well over 10 NVA while they would kill 1 American.
#97 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes same shit in Iraq, you should really start fucking up first world countries maybe you would actually have some real battles. Not just rag head faggots that run away :)
User avatar #102 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We absolutely raped Iraq on the initial invasion. We beat them so severely it was sad.


There are almost no problems in first world countries, dumbfuck. When most of the population can read, write, has their own universities and think for themselves without the influence of a religion that encourages dying, you have Europe, Britain, Canada, the US, Russia, China, world superpowers, etc.


Guerrilla fighting is very hard to combat. Russia knows this and we know this, we've both fought the same people.
#105 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Your right :), your logic is sound. I'm a huge faggot anyways so have a good day/night.
User avatar #76 - MythBuster (03/20/2013) [-]
... how dumb are you?? the US fought for almost 10 years. try to learn some history before posting retarded comments like that
User avatar #71 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
not as fast as the french did
#73 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
well at least your dad didn't try to have your mom abort you
#72 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Go back into their territory and you'd still get fucked up good :)
User avatar #74 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
wait...what?
could you elaborate
use english grammatical structure
and possibly try to learn how to troll
#78 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Let me spell it out for you redneck. YOU WOULD GET FUCKED UP :)
User avatar #85 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
you say redneck as if it's a bad thing
a redneck is someone who does physical works for a living
who has a decent work ethic
their neck is red from the sun beating down on it because they've been working all day
the term redneck is not an insult, most rednecks take pride in the fact that they are rednecks
only ignorant fucks that don't know that the coffee in the cup is hot would confuse them with hicks
I highly doubt that anyone outside of the drug trade that runs through southeast Asia wouldn't get fucked up
If you were intelligent enough to actually comprehend what the teacher was saying in class instead of just finding out that it feels good to pull on the little skin flap that hangs down between your legs, you would know that Vietnam was a French colony that rose up, the French asked the UN for help and the UN sent in American forces
as soon as we got there, the French did what they do best and ran away
We stayed there for almost ten years
that's hardly a quick pullout which is what your dad should have been doing
now please, until your IQ at least reaches room temperature, don't reply
#93 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I have no idea but work sounds great. I'm here to discuss war if your from Israel I couldn't even care less :)
User avatar #96 - TardytheTurtle (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm not from Israel
One of my grandfathers was born in Lebanon though
you still don't know shit about wars though
it's not like Call of Duty in any way besides that firearms are used
go learn something before coming back
#99 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm actually a faggot that hides behind the net so maybe I should STFU but I'm so happy that you actually have so balls to say fuck you rogueagent :)
#79 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#80 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Drones you know that takes active variation of target. They also won't work in their jungles the shrub is too dense :)
#84 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#88 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes this is the 21St century but your missing the point. Even when America bombed the jungles night and day they couldn't break the enemy. It takes a lot more then explosives to crunch and enemies spirit. You would understand if you had to survive in the jungle :)
#92 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#83 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, if only there was some kind of heat sensing device that could see through trees and vegetation with ease!

Something that detects like, thermal imaging. Like heat signatures? Ahh, you're right, never-mind, that'll never happen. No such thing...
#86 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes I'm actually sure that would work. Where's your balls mate hiding behind a machine. War is determined by the victor and you Americans couldn't even win against a Third world country that has an active dictator.
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User avatar #87 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
So basically, I proved you wrong and you criticized me by calling Americans cowards?


Saying we're hiding behind machines is like saying people who get root canals with anesthetic are total pussies. Shut the sewer attached to your face.
#91 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You right I'm wrong I cant take that mate no hard feelings, but war is war and you will have to face the enemy at some point let it be behind a machine or flesh.
User avatar #98 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up. We are NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS. 21st century now, fucktard. Helicopters that can engage dozens of people and several vehicles from 2,000 meters away, extremely precise bombing runs, Special Forces and other unconventional warfare methods with some of the best most advanced fighters on the planet.

Current America could kick 1970 America's ass so hard it would be shitting toenails until it died.
#100 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
So why hasn't Amcerica wiped them slit eye'd fuckers mate. Oh yes your so chicken shit hiding behind all your tech. Get the fuck up and face the enemy. GG :)
User avatar #106 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
By "slit eye'd fuckers", you mean China? So, you think we should go to war for literally no reason, besides that we should go to war to fight and kill people, because we need to goto war.


Again, stop using technology like it's a crutch. Only cancer fags want to be healed, they should kill the cancer themselves, not like pussies. Real men don't even use guns, they use their bare hands, right?
#108 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Right bare hands I'm not sure why you brought up China, but don't get me started on them you guys would shit your panties.
User avatar #109 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
We are friendly with China, and they are steadily turning more capitalist.
#110 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come now tell me to fuck off I came here for a reason thanks :)
User avatar #111 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
That smiley face makes you look like a homosexual, and no.
#113 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
User avatar #114 - drewbridge (03/20/2013) [-]
Are you done failing yet?
#115 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
You keep responding to me, you must be gay right or another troll just like me :D
#82 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
Come anyone else want to talk shit they know nothing about I'm here to tell the truth about you retarded Americans.
#107 - rogueagent (03/20/2013) [-]
I win no one wants to ask tell me that I'm wrong thanks for failing guys, I was hoping that you would totally tell me to fuck off. Funnyjunk has NO BALLS :)
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#86 - bagguhsleep (01/30/2013) [-]
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little watcharooney? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I've been involved in numerous secret missions in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I'm the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast you sins out the precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You're going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dan-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fudgearoo tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neghborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You're farn-foodily-flank-fiddily rebord, kiddo-diddily.
#82 - lefish (01/30/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
#84 - chouinark (01/30/2013) [-]
What in God's name did you say about our Good Lord, son of God? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in Bible studies, and I've been that involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have performed over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I'm the top minister in the entire Christian faith. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns and your IP address is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the prayer service, my child. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you've committed. You're going to go to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere at anytime, and I can pray for you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained extensively in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church's rosaries, and I will use it to the full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the Earth, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're going to Heaven, kiddo.
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#2 - swordmasterralis (03/20/2013) [-]
So.
How you feelin bout that ban m8?
I'm sorry, I cant hear ye!
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