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i think my dad knows i wank.he hasnt seen me do it but hes come close many times to seeing me. i think ive been caught. after 7 years i thincomment
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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:newmarket ONT
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#38 - yup. even on the internet, we are peacekeepers 2 hours ago on Scrabble +2
#37 - yup. were as fair as can be. no fighting. 2 hours ago on Scrabble 0
#24 - no need for apologies. you had a lack of explanation  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Scrabble +4
#29 - bamboosixtyeight (2 hours ago) [-]
So.. it IS true what they say about Canadians.
User avatar #38 - roflstorm (2 hours ago) [-]
yup.
even on the internet, we are peacekeepers
#37 - roflstorm has deleted their comment.
#34 - coonseth (2 hours ago) [-]
lol that banter went against all rules of internet, I applaud both of you.
#21 - there was already an R so i worked with it  [+] (6 new replies) 4 hours ago on Scrabble +3
#22 - Vynce (4 hours ago) [-]
Apologies, then. I thought you were including the pieces already on the board and posting what the full word was. My mistake.
User avatar #24 - roflstorm (3 hours ago) [-]
no need for apologies. you had a lack of explanation
#29 - bamboosixtyeight (2 hours ago) [-]
So.. it IS true what they say about Canadians.
User avatar #38 - roflstorm (2 hours ago) [-]
yup.
even on the internet, we are peacekeepers
#37 - roflstorm has deleted their comment.
#34 - coonseth (2 hours ago) [-]
lol that banter went against all rules of internet, I applaud both of you.
#18 - no. diarhea i had 7 letters  [+] (9 new replies) 4 hours ago on Scrabble +3
#20 - Vynce (4 hours ago) [-]
Did your fellow players allow you to continue with the wrong spelling on that word?
User avatar #21 - roflstorm (4 hours ago) [-]
there was already an R so i worked with it
#22 - Vynce (4 hours ago) [-]
Apologies, then. I thought you were including the pieces already on the board and posting what the full word was. My mistake.
User avatar #24 - roflstorm (3 hours ago) [-]
no need for apologies. you had a lack of explanation
#29 - bamboosixtyeight (2 hours ago) [-]
So.. it IS true what they say about Canadians.
User avatar #38 - roflstorm (2 hours ago) [-]
yup.
even on the internet, we are peacekeepers
#37 - roflstorm has deleted their comment.
#34 - coonseth (2 hours ago) [-]
lol that banter went against all rules of internet, I applaud both of you.
User avatar #19 - MotherFuckingTobi (4 hours ago) [-]
i was correcting your spelling. (sorry i'm in a dickish mood, shouldn't take it out on random people.) but yeah. i got faggots one time.
#73 - > at grandmas house > 5 years old > out in ba…  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on "OH GOD WHY" MOMENTS +21
User avatar #130 - technotronics (2 hours ago) [-]
you..... you there, do you remember me? do you remember that day? That day i most likely gave you a heart attack. You... somehow survived.
#101 - jokeface has deleted their comment.
User avatar #106 - swimmingprodigy (3 hours ago) [-]
20,000 pennies aint all that much
User avatar #107 - jokeface (3 hours ago) [-]
wow. i just went full retard. im gonna delete that comment
User avatar #109 - swimmingprodigy (3 hours ago) [-]
lol it's ok. Easy to misread that as 20,000 in pennies.
User avatar #110 - jokeface (3 hours ago) [-]
im just glad i could delete it before getting buried in red thumbs
User avatar #108 - jokeface (3 hours ago) [-]
that was my "OhGodWhy" moment
#99 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
grandmas are delicious
#2 - made this the last time i saw it 5 hours ago on Captain Optimism 0
#11 - i actually got "diarhea" once i shit you not  [+] (14 new replies) 6 hours ago on Scrabble +41
#43 - camerel (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #13 - MotherFuckingTobi (5 hours ago) [-]
diarrhea*
#23 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
*diarrhoea
User avatar #18 - roflstorm (4 hours ago) [-]
no.
diarhea
i had 7 letters
#20 - Vynce (4 hours ago) [-]
Did your fellow players allow you to continue with the wrong spelling on that word?
User avatar #21 - roflstorm (4 hours ago) [-]
there was already an R so i worked with it
#22 - Vynce (4 hours ago) [-]
Apologies, then. I thought you were including the pieces already on the board and posting what the full word was. My mistake.
User avatar #24 - roflstorm (3 hours ago) [-]
no need for apologies. you had a lack of explanation
#29 - bamboosixtyeight (2 hours ago) [-]
So.. it IS true what they say about Canadians.
User avatar #38 - roflstorm (2 hours ago) [-]
yup.
even on the internet, we are peacekeepers
#37 - roflstorm has deleted their comment.
#34 - coonseth (2 hours ago) [-]
lol that banter went against all rules of internet, I applaud both of you.
User avatar #19 - MotherFuckingTobi (4 hours ago) [-]
i was correcting your spelling. (sorry i'm in a dickish mood, shouldn't take it out on random people.) but yeah. i got faggots one time.
User avatar #12 - elbrysobrony (5 hours ago) [-]
"I SHIT you not."
#4 - "ok lets do this shi-aah fuck! over did it" 6 hours ago on How to dig a hole in the ice 0
#14 - its like throwing a deaf, dumb, mute, boneless quadriplegic in…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Morbid Death +28
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User avatar #392 - dustyshane (05/19/2012) [-]
Why'd you block me from all your amazing porn?
User avatar #393 to #392 - roflstorm (05/19/2012) [-]
because too many people were seeing it and someone might get me banned for posting porn.
that and there wasnt a whole lot to look at. 96% of all the posted comments were deleted after 60 days so all ya saw was a black box.
sorry bud.
User avatar #394 to #393 - dustyshane (05/19/2012) [-]
well shit. You had the same taste in porn as me. but I understand why you block people. I honestly don't remember how I found it, but it was my first Favorited upload.
User avatar #395 to #394 - roflstorm (05/19/2012) [-]
i deleted the content in fear someone would report it.
User avatar #396 to #395 - dustyshane (05/20/2012) [-]
What if you post them on your profile?
User avatar #397 to #396 - roflstorm (05/20/2012) [-]
then they would be out in the open for anyone to see and i WILL get banned
User avatar #390 - thundercloud (05/04/2012) [-]
i love you
#391 to #390 - roflstorm (05/05/2012) [-]
and i love you to random FJer
User avatar #376 - azurekite (05/03/2012) [-]
hello there you don't know be but I have a question for you
User avatar #378 to #376 - roflstorm (05/03/2012) [-]
ok
shoot
User avatar #379 to #378 - azurekite (05/03/2012) [-]
ah well that was faster than expected well anywho, is your youtube mrquackadoodlemoo?
User avatar #380 to #379 - roflstorm (05/03/2012) [-]
why do you ask?
User avatar #381 to #380 - azurekite (05/03/2012) [-]
just because if thats the case i wanted to say thanks for leaving a comment and everything on my video
User avatar #382 to #381 - roflstorm (05/03/2012) [-]
what was the video called?
User avatar #383 to #382 - azurekite (05/03/2012) [-]
it was a video i posted bout a year ago and you said i too com from fj and left -roflstorm at the end of your comment, im just now seeing the comment because i have'nt logged into my youtube in forever
it was the dbz there's something on your face
User avatar #384 to #383 - roflstorm (05/03/2012) [-]
i dont remember typing out a comment but alright

nd good sir that is my skin
User avatar #385 to #384 - azurekite (05/03/2012) [-]
well anyways if it was you just wanted to give my thanks


i see what you did there
#386 to #385 - roflstorm (05/03/2012) [-]
dude, you tracked me down after forever and actually got a hold of me just to tell me thanks   
bro, good job   
heres a cookie for your troubles
dude, you tracked me down after forever and actually got a hold of me just to tell me thanks
bro, good job
heres a cookie for your troubles
User avatar #387 to #386 - azurekite (05/03/2012) [-]
well like i said i barely log into youtube so i never noticed the comments too much
User avatar #388 to #387 - roflstorm (05/03/2012) [-]
just take the fucking cookie
User avatar #389 to #388 - azurekite (05/03/2012) [-]
okay
#369 - foreverone (04/29/2012) [-]
Hey mann thanks for the add, practically my first friend on fj lol
Hey mann thanks for the add, practically my first friend on fj lol
#370 to #369 - roflstorm (04/29/2012) [-]
no prob man
maybe if you let everyone see your profile,
more people would be friends with you
#371 to #370 - foreverone (04/29/2012) [-]
It wasn't always like this... After a religious shitstorm this guy started stalking me and thumbed down all my stuff every 24 hours... I couldn't bear to see my children getting slaughtered with red thumbs..
#372 to #371 - roflstorm (04/29/2012) [-]
i do know that feel bro.....
about 8 moths into my account i got the frontpage for the first time.
it was an 8th grade whore meme but with a different background.
heres the link: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1820881/8th/
i then got about 50 hate comments on my profile for about 3 days after.
i didnt like it so i put my profile on lockdown and didnt unlock it for about half a a year
#373 to #372 - foreverone (04/29/2012) [-]
Thanks... Seeing how successful you are now give me hope. I'll open up soon i guess, thanks and i'm glad be your friend
User avatar #374 to #373 - roflstorm (04/29/2012) [-]
im actually ALOT less successful than before the great drop.
thats what i call it anyways.
i was actually rank #67 and then some virus prevented
me from making comments and posting shit.
i dropped a grand total of 178 in the ranks in the matter of 3 days.
i was pissed
User avatar #375 to #374 - foreverone (04/29/2012) [-]
hahahaha, i had the similar experience it's just that the drop wasn't as bad as yours... I guess people are really catching up and the competition is on nowww
User avatar #362 - xcookx (04/22/2012) [-]
Your profile picture is fucking retarded.
User avatar #363 to #362 - roflstorm (04/22/2012) [-]
and who tha fuck are you again?
User avatar #364 to #363 - xcookx (04/23/2012) [-]
WHY DOES IT MATTER
User avatar #365 to #364 - roflstorm (04/23/2012) [-]
bad day?
User avatar #367 to #366 - roflstorm (04/23/2012) [-]
4th time my name was rolled :D
User avatar #368 to #367 - xcookx (04/23/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #357 - roflstorm (03/05/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #355 - fourchanambassador (03/05/2012) [-]
Boomshakalaka!
User avatar #351 - Black demon (03/05/2012) [-]
didnt know you added me well thnx for the add

User avatar #352 to #351 - roflstorm (03/05/2012) [-]
i added you like 4 months ago
User avatar #353 to #352 - Black demon (03/05/2012) [-]
of well um oh well um ya
User avatar #354 to #353 - roflstorm (03/05/2012) [-]
lol its cool
#338 to #337 - roflstorm (02/29/2012) [-]
not much
in bed because its minus fucking cold
#339 to #338 - fourchanambassador (03/01/2012) [-]
Why the add, then?
#340 to #339 - roflstorm (03/01/2012) [-]
i like being friends with popular users
i like being friends with popular users
#341 to #340 - fourchanambassador (03/01/2012) [-]
>MFW Implying I'm popular
>MFW Implying I'm popular
#342 to #341 - roflstorm (03/01/2012) [-]
8 on comments is quite a feat
8 on comments is quite a feat
#343 to #342 - fourchanambassador (03/01/2012) [-]
I got up to #9 and then I stopped caring. I got #8 while I was away, lulz.
#344 to #343 - roflstorm (03/01/2012) [-]
i was #68 an then my computer mcfucked up and i was gone for a couple weeks.
as you can see i am now #189
#346 to #345 - roflstorm (03/01/2012) [-]
**roflstorm rolls 613**
I've been looking for that
thanks
#347 to #346 - fourchanambassador (03/01/2012) [-]
No problem, if you ever need anything just tell me.
No problem, if you ever need anything just tell me.
User avatar #336 - roflstorm (02/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #293 - OrangeZebra (01/09/2012) [-]
do you like hockey? Like a lot, like enough for simulation hockey? I'm in a league where you create your own player, do point tasks and stuff. Its active and a lot of fun. PM back if your interested
User avatar #292 - iaaron (01/02/2012) [-]
I Totally didn't just roll your username
#288 - meettheorphans **User deleted account** (12/26/2011) [-]
YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR TO A BLUE CANADA BANDANA WEARING GUY
#289 to #288 - meettheorphans **User deleted account** (12/26/2011) [-]
YOU ALSO HAVE MOAR COMMENT thumbS THEN ME BUT I'M STILL A HIGHER RANK
#290 to #289 - meettheorphans **User deleted account** (12/26/2011) [-]
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?
User avatar #291 to #290 - roflstorm (12/26/2011) [-]
you acheive a higher rank by getting more thumbs per comment.
someone with my status could only make 5 comments. bu those comments have to have 8-9 thousand thumbs. also, ive been around a year and half longer than you so that kinda helps
#257 - xhopesandfearsx (12/21/2011) [-]
Blegh, can't reply to the thread on my profile anymore, wanna continue here?
User avatar #258 to #257 - roflstorm (12/21/2011) [-]
sure why not. welcome once again to my humble abode.
so are you coming to canada when you get the money
#259 to #258 - xhopesandfearsx (12/21/2011) [-]
Someday maybe :p
User avatar #260 to #259 - roflstorm (12/21/2011) [-]
we will welcome you with open arms.
almost literally. s what else do you want to know about us?
#261 to #260 - xhopesandfearsx (12/21/2011) [-]
Then I'll dive into those open arms :p
No idea, I think I know what I need to know:) A friendly giant with beautiful nature and interesting things to see^^
User avatar #264 to #261 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
what you saw was just the beginning.
4 1/2 million square miles of untamed wilderness is yet to be treaded. beautiful waterfalls, lakes (fucking millions of them) and forests nearly untouched by humans.
#265 to #264 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
Wow awesome :o
User avatar #266 to #265 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
so what music do you listen to?
#267 to #266 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
There's no particular genre that I lik more than others, cause all groups have good and bad songs. I rather like dubstep though.
The only songs that I really dislike, are screamo songs.
#268 to #267 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
i think i love you.
i hate screamo so damn much.
#269 to #268 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
Haha :D
I just love music^^ I listen to it all day :D Although it's usually the same song for about a week until I grow tired of it, and then a new song :p
AC/DC your favorite group?
User avatar #270 to #269 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
of all friggin time. i love ACDC.
im sure youve heard of guns n roses right?
#271 to #270 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
Of course I have :)
User avatar #273 to #271 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
its great to see that this generation hasnt completely hi rock bottom
#274 to #273 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
Haha yea^^

Do you like reading?
User avatar #275 to #274 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
harry potter and a series of unfortunate events
yes
#276 to #275 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
Ahh lovely :D What's your fav HP book?^^
User avatar #277 to #276 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
philosophers stone.
the original. so much discovered and so much has changed
#278 to #277 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
I know.
I like the philosophers stone the best as well, simply because it was the first book i ever read^^ My fav hp movie is the goblet of fire though.
User avatar #280 to #278 - roflstorm (12/22/2011) [-]
mines tha prisoner of azkeban great story and great graphics. but subtle
#281 to #280 - xhopesandfearsx (12/22/2011) [-]
Yea I like that one too^^

Have you read the LOTR books?
User avatar #256 to #255 - roflstorm (12/19/2011) [-]
an a merry xmas to you
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