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Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
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    HAHA, JACK NICHOLSON!!! HAHA, JACK NICHOLSON!!!
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#175 - jokexplain (04/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #8 - haseotakaeda (04/05/2015) [-]
I've got a set of posts on tumblr about my routine but i'll condense things
When I had just started out I did this:

150 bicep curls per arm (with a very light weight - if you want gains at the start, you need to focus just on low-weight and high repetition)
60 Sit ups
40 Push ups
and then doing leg hovers fitnessista.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/crunchandhover_thumb1.jpg for 5 seconds, then 10, then 20, then 30

That was something like six months ago.
Now my routine consists of this:
500 meter run to warm up
100 Sit ups
20/30/40/50 second leg hover
60 push ups
100 Shoulder-lifts with the dumbbell (still a light one)
400 bicep curls with the same dumbbell
100 Sit ups
60 second leg hover
50 oblique push ups
500 meter run
and then warm down with some taichi or whatever

It sounds like a lot, but to put it in perspective, i was able to finish my first workout in under twenty minutes, and now it takes forty five to do the updated routine. I had points along the way where I was adding things in, so start with the first stuff and then add more reps to things and add more exercises as you go and just remember to work at your own pace. if you can't do 60 sit ups or 40 push ups or whatever right off the bat then it's fine, you just need to make those numbers whatever your current limit is so that you can keep pushing them. Best of luck man


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User avatar #5 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
hey man, how are you holding up..?
User avatar #6 to #5 - rockmanneos (05/16/2013) [-]
Still living and breathing, so I guess I can't complain. A lot of my friends have been keeping me company since the break up. Unfortunately these past couple of days have kept me at home so I can help my sister with her grad party. Then I have to work night shift from tonight until Saturday night, which means it's just going to be me and my thoughts on the whole thing. I think that part is going to be the hardest...
User avatar #7 to #6 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
Damn, tell me about it.... when was all this?
User avatar #8 to #7 - rockmanneos (05/16/2013) [-]
This past Sunday. She called me up in the middle of the night while studying for finals. She's been worrying about them for a while, has been trying to get into a really good school and so she needed good grades.
I told her I was fine seeing her just one or two days out of the week while she studied (she's staying home while she goes to this school), because I had work on the weekends anyway, so it wasn't a big deal to me. But she said it was "unfair" for me to do that to her. I tried to tell her that I would be the one to decide what was fair, but she refused to listen to my side of the whole thing, falling back on the belief that she didn't have time for both.
Now finals are over and she'll enroll for summer classes, but until they start, I can't help but think of all the time we could have spent together until then.
User avatar #2 - rockmanneos (10/06/2012) [-]
http://gelbooru(.)com/index(.)php?page= post&s = list&tags = countzero + ayase fuuka
User avatar #4 to #2 - rockmanneos (10/06/2012) [-]
Put an underscore between 'count' and 'zero', and 'ayase' and 'fuuka'. Also remove spaces. And parenthesis.
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