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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:9/21/2011
Last Login:11/10/2013
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Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 62 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:36 times
Total Comments Made:1709
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I got hella bored and made an account on here, what else is there to say? other then BACON STRIPS!

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#89 - LIKE A FUCKIN' BOSSARU!!! 12/10/2011 on this is how chuck norris... +1
#18 - Hells yeah! Largest carnivorous mammal on earth, they can eat … 12/10/2011 on ice bear +2
#16 - And can hold their breath for over 10 minutes! 10 fucking minutes!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2011 on ice bear +1
User avatar #17 - Kanuk (12/10/2011) [-]
Polar bears = badass motherfuckers
User avatar #18 - rockinthejizzface (12/10/2011) [-]
Hells yeah! Largest carnivorous mammal on earth, they can eat up to 46 kilograms of food in one sitting! That's a lot of food!! They would be able to eat more then half of me XD
#131 - I shall ride into battle on my behemoth, wearing nothing but a… 12/10/2011 on Men vs Women 0
#128 - **rockinthejizzface rolls 486**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2011 on Men vs Women 0
User avatar #131 - rockinthejizzface (12/10/2011) [-]
I shall ride into battle on my behemoth, wearing nothing but a costume from a movie! and wielding only a bat!

BRING IT FUCKER!!!!
#127 - Have no job, only kind of attractive, don't play sports, enjoy…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2011 on Men vs Women +2
User avatar #146 - JackieSparrow (12/10/2011) [-]
now i'm curious...different?
User avatar #150 - rockinthejizzface (12/10/2011) [-]
Well.... Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.... Yeaaaa...... >.>

<.<

>.<
User avatar #151 - rockinthejizzface (12/10/2011) [-]
I have lost a few girlfriends that found that out XD
User avatar #152 - JackieSparrow (12/10/2011) [-]
to find the kinky ones, look in places you wouldn't expect ;) i like to be tied down/tie down and be punished/punish, and i'm like the math nerd. but don't ask random math nerds if they wanna get tied up and fucked cus you'll scare the shit outta them
User avatar #156 - rockinthejizzface (12/10/2011) [-]
I generally don't ask if they want to be tied up and fucked XD I am a little more subtle then that lol. And I find that raves and concerts are good for that sort of thing :P but apparently it is creepy/weird to enjoy things like a girl scratching down your back so hard that you bleed XD

<---- Legitimately surprised to find another person with that same interest on FJ
User avatar #160 - JackieSparrow (12/10/2011) [-]
haha, 'weird' people come here so there's probly some more. boyfriend hates me scratching him...it's more of a reflex really. and maybe start a girl off slow if you have trouble with it, like silk scarves and maybe a gag
User avatar #171 - rockinthejizzface (12/10/2011) [-]
I start off slow, but it usually gets to that point where they don't want any of it XD. My girlfriend is way to timid, she won't even bite me :P
#88 - Those fucking bird thingys in morrowwind.... I always hated th… 12/10/2011 on Accurate Game Titles II +1
#70 - I was attacked by a god damn ninja walrus.... I was just strol… 12/10/2011 on Arrow to the knee +3
#70 - Fuck..... 12/10/2011 on Badass jesus +1
#69 - **rockinthejizzface rolls 46** have not rolled in quite some…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2011 on Badass jesus -2
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User avatar #70 - rockinthejizzface (12/10/2011) [-]
Fuck.....
#221 - I wish I could thumb more then once, first for the avatar, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2011 on Facebook versus Logic +1
User avatar #227 - nicecontentbro (12/10/2011) [-]
:3
#220 - Hmmm... Another grammar nazi insulting somebodies overall inte… 12/10/2011 on Facebook versus Logic +3
#319 - Ever play hot potato with a pincushion full of pins sticking o… 12/10/2011 on Russian Roulette +1
#42 - I saw a person standing in the middle of my room when I was a … 12/09/2011 on Why you shouldn't pick up... +8
#119 - I was going to tell a PENIS joke, but it's too long 12/09/2011 on Funny. Well, not funny jokes? +4
#50 - Dat username, and dat .gif! so much win! 12/09/2011 on Cleverbot wants to be the... -2
#141 - I lost it at the "How quaint" one XD 12/09/2011 on Unimpressed Astronaut Comp +5
#77 - I had my glasses on, and then when I took them off, I shit myself 12/09/2011 on Eintstein win +1
#93 - That comic.... kind of gave me a feel XD damn it brain, why mu… 12/09/2011 on Woman, No, Shallow Bitch Logic +1
#210 - I started singing when I saw the Magikarp one.... Now my neigh… 12/09/2011 on Pokepuns 1 0
#291 - DO HER ANYWAY!... I mean...... Lolwut? 12/09/2011 on InterestingJunk +1
#10 - Or Inu :P 12/07/2011 on title 0
#2 - Haha awesome, yet also extremely painful D: 12/07/2011 on Then i took an arrow 0
#170 - COBRA CAT!! 12/07/2011 on Stand up Cat on Two Legs 0
#213 - VOICE ATTACK! 12/07/2011 on Fus Ro Dah! 0

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#14 to #18 - rockinthejizzface (01/05/2012) [-]
Laughed soooo fucking hard
Laughed soooo fucking hard
#11 - giordan (10/22/2011) [-]
thanks for the new reaction pic
User avatar #12 to #12 - rockinthejizzface (10/23/2011) [-]
So it has begun... lol no problem :P

I need to make a proof pic so I can prove that it's me though, but I accidentally my camera XD
#4 - ripoutt (10/20/2011) [-]
OHAI

*hug*
#3 - derpyhoovesmuffins (10/20/2011) [-]
hug for you
#6 to #4 - rockinthejizzface (10/20/2011) [-]
awe, thanks *hug*
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#7 to #3 - rockinthejizzface (10/20/2011) [-]
Virtual hug returned :3
Virtual hug returned :3
User avatar #1 - rrenierr (10/20/2011) [-]
*hug*
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