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#135 - Christians for black grammar... Our first movement is… 03/14/2015 on Down with white tumblr users +1
#28 - I'll tell me son's son then. They'll put that ******* … 03/14/2015 on Science 'n Stuff 0
#124 - Good for you, man. Make a post about your gains (and losses),… 03/14/2015 on FAT SHAMING FRIDAY ERRYONE +1
#22 - I always see the thing about Curiosity being lonely and I just…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Science 'n Stuff 0
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#26 - propanex (03/14/2015) [-]
yeah probably not... we'll probably have humans on mars before you die, but no attractions like in futurama
#28 - rocketpropelledtit (03/14/2015) [-]
I'll tell me son's son then. They'll put that fucking rover somewhere indoors at least.
#20 - Are the calculations of human composition by mass or by atom numbers? 03/14/2015 on Science 'n Stuff 0
#58 - I'm an Army combat medic, you ******* scrub. *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Best Concierge Ever 0
#59 - gosox (03/14/2015) [-]
USAF EOD, we say HOOYAH.
#13 - The Riverwalk, that brings back memories of AIT...  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Best Concierge Ever +1
#19 - gosox (03/13/2015) [-]
Hooyah Airman!
#58 - rocketpropelledtit (03/14/2015) [-]
I'm an Army combat medic, you fucking scrub. Motherfucking hooah.
#59 - gosox (03/14/2015) [-]
USAF EOD, we say HOOYAH.
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#49 - Digitalphear (03/14/2015) [-]
Don't ever say that again.
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#38 - recoveryone (03/13/2015) [-]
Hold up, did you do that on purpose?
#46 - Tauriel and the stupid dwarf-elf love thing pissed me off. Is…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
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#53 - SilentStranger (03/13/2015) [-]
I liked Tauriel and thought she fit well into the story, but I will agree on the Dwarf-love thing, that was stupid.
#127 - anon (03/13/2015) [-]
She was far to OP for the character of even an elf (like the glowing when healing the dwarf, she should not have been able to do that.)
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#178 - SilentStranger (03/13/2015) [-]
We kinda want Elves to be OP tho' That's why they are all tall, attractive and can kill 500 men without breaking a sweat, while also being able to live forever, make nature do weird shit and still have time to sit down and read books from libraries taller than the Burj Khalifa.

I do find the "other realm" glowy thing kinda weird, it was in LotR too. It's just to make them seem more angelic, I guess.
#179 - anon (03/14/2015) [-]
Sure they are supposed to be OP compared to humans, but they shouldn't make you cringe because of it, in a scene that's supposed to be emotinal.
Not to forget that the healing she used (the glowy one) is supposed to be exclusive for elves like Elrond and Arween.
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#154 - orkamungus (03/13/2015) [-]
The whole healing-scene seemed so overly awkward for me, I'm not even certain anymore why... I think it was a combination of this white light, which already reminded me of some esoteric music video in Fellowship of the Ring when Elrond healed Frodo and they just blended his head on here and there over some elvish he says... and her strange body movement. It was rather.... "suggestive" for me. Might as well have started making dwelvish little mongrels afterwards. All in all I didn't mind Tauriel per se, but I think she didn't add anything important to the story.
#180 - anon (03/14/2015) [-]
It was akward because: It felt forced, it had nothing to do with the actual storyline, thr healing she used is one that in the books is supposed to be exclusive for elves like Elrond and Arween if I remember right, could be that only Elrond could do it she was extremely cringy because of her constant love trianle shit that was going on.

If I remember more I'll be sure to mention it...AND THE FACT THAT THE DWARF DIED BECAUSE OF HER, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BOOK HE DIED PROTECTING Thorin
#18 - "Drill sergeant" or "sir"? Pick one.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Drill Sergeant +1
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#29 - elcreepo (03/13/2015) [-]
Drill sergeant unless they are an officer.

They work for a living, private
#22 - The only reason I know it's IV is because I'm a us army medic … 03/12/2015 on Ireland WTF! 0
#4 - 10/10 did kek 03/11/2015 on GMO 0
#9 - The ad is for arthritis pain meds (particularly for the wrists… 03/11/2015 on HHNNNGGGGGGGG 0
#62 - **rocketpropelledtit used "*roll cah answer*"** **rocketpro… 03/11/2015 on Cards Against Humanity Game +1
#61 - **rocketpropelledtit used "*roll cah answer*"** **rocketpro… 03/11/2015 on Cards Against Humanity Game 0
#60 - **rocketpropelledtit used "*roll cah answer*"** **rocketpro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Cards Against Humanity Game 0
#61 - rocketpropelledtit (03/11/2015) [-]
**rocketpropelledtit used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rocketpropelledtit rolls Me time.**
#7 - Is it only narcotics in pill form? I thought ketamine was IV …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Ireland WTF! 0
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#14 - luftvaffel (03/11/2015) [-]
Morphine can be in pill form as well, bro
#13 - anon (03/11/2015) [-]
People have been using ketamine as a filler in ecstasy tabs for decades, I didn't even know it came as an IV although i know its used as an anesthetic for dogs at the vet so it makes sense that its a liquid as well
#22 - rocketpropelledtit (03/12/2015) [-]
The only reason I know it's IV is because I'm a us army medic and we use it as a substitute for morphine in any case where respiratory distress is present (ex: tension pneumothorax) since ketamine doesn't cause respiratory depression.
#43 - Alabama mentioned, swell with barbecue, concealed carries and … 03/11/2015 on Sorry Non-Free People who... 0
#19 - Actually a watermelon is a berry, you disgusting pleb. 03/11/2015 on COMP-What do you call a... 0
#389 - Goat Shagger SJW Leghair Admin's Cumdump  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Rename anonymous +3
#390 - mathmanchris (03/11/2015) [-]
Admin's Cumdump
#9 - The only reason we (the anti-communist forces) lost the war wa… 03/05/2015 on Vietnam War Facts (OC) 0
#19 - haha I had the same thought too. 03/05/2015 on Feels were had 0
#1812 - Tuscaloosa, Alabama. I need some friends to game with or get … 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#2 - Thanks man. Keep making people laugh. 03/04/2015 on Feels were had +1

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User avatar #31 - micderp ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Hello friend in case I won on that rolling thing this is my steam profile
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135624712/
stalker collection would be the best pls
#28 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
#29 to #28 - rocketpropelledtit (09/20/2015) [-]
captainkilljoy received Fallout 4, haven't gotten around to the rest. Sorry!
#30 to #29 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Good for him. And no rush, was just curious to see who the big winners would be.
#27 - funpunk (09/14/2015) [-]
Can't wait for the announcement of the winners. The world needs more generous people like you.
User avatar #26 - rereviven ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Hey friend
If that roll contest thing was legitimate my steam profile is steamcommunity.com/id/Neivias/
PayDay2 would be pretty cool or, since I believe you said something about adding more games, Counter Strike Global Offensive would be great if that happened to be added.
I feel like an ass getting free stuff
User avatar #25 - logickid (09/12/2015) [-]
does Stalker count as Fallout cause I don't think I can run Fallout
#24 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
How long before the winners are decided?
User avatar #23 - maybeop (09/12/2015) [-]
You wanted number here you have it **maybeop used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"**
**maybeop rolls 122,863**
#19 - flameimp (09/12/2015) [-]
yo yo yo can i get stalker got 996,(and some other numbers)
#20 to #19 - rocketpropelledtit (09/12/2015) [-]
PM me a link to the comment
User avatar #17 - fapfapclapclap ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
where those giveaways at?
#15 - reapermaster (06/24/2015) [-]
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
#16 to #15 - kaboomz (06/27/2015) [-]
STALKER    
STALKER    
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
#8 - skyrimdovah (06/18/2015) [-]
**skyrimdovah used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**skyrimdovah rolls 01**
I'm still waiting for the Fallout Giveaway
#9 to #8 - rocketpropelledtit (06/18/2015) [-]
When the Steam sale is over, brah. It's not just Fallout, trying to add more games to the collection.
#10 to #9 - skyrimdovah (06/18/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#2 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Ayo, I just saw that you are a huge ass Stalker fan just like myself, so I must ask you this:
What do you think about Lost Alpha?
I'll say my opinion about it later.
#3 to #2 - rocketpropelledtit (06/16/2015) [-]
What is the Lost Alpha?
#4 to #3 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Standalone ShoC remake made by Dezowave.
It's pretty great, but it feels so empty (not a lot of secret loot spots, very few npcs wandering outside, cheap jumpscares that pose no threat).
It has a bit of custom voice acting, includes cut zones, everything is different.

"6/10 pretty good for a f2p" - IGN
#5 to #4 - rocketpropelledtit (06/16/2015) [-]
Try the Misery mod, I loved it until my game crashed and wouldn't open
#6 to #5 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Tried it for 5 minutes, game started crashing every time I started a new game.
I'll possibly try it in the future, but now I am replaying the classic ShoC, it's so great.
I've already explored CoP/CS and I know everything about them, it's simply not as much entertaining as it was before.
#7 to #6 - rocketpropelledtit (06/17/2015) [-]
I love collecting and selling artifacts in CoP, then I just get a Lynx and snipe for the rest of the game. Log in and friend me, bitch.
#11 to #7 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
I am never going to log back onto my account.
Simply because I don't know how to explain to my 'friends' that I just didn't want to talk to them so I stayed offline.
Also I don't want one mod person to find out who I am so I am trying to hide my ip for now.
But I can add you on Steam.
(I have no idea what is your nickname as rocketpropelledtit gave me no results.)
#13 to #11 - rocketpropelledtit (06/21/2015) [-]
It's skylord_kosmo
#14 to #13 - anon (06/22/2015) [-]
Lmao our avatars are similar.
I actually considered taking the one you have
#12 to #11 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/acepelinas/
this is my profile
private because I don't want my irl friends to see all the **** that I've done
A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
User avatar #1 - willgum (06/16/2015) [-]
hello explosiverectum
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