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Date Signed Up:6/29/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Alabama
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#61 - Bruce Jenner's Discarded Penis too bad it's an 18 charac… 07/19/2015 on Time to rename anonmous 0
#69 - If you need any tip, just ask. I can give you a story from re… 07/18/2015 on Swore in today! 0
#68 - And yeah, but a deployment (even as NG) when surround by a bun… 07/17/2015 on Swore in today! 0
#67 - I recognize that, but it doesn't mean to be rude towards them.… 07/17/2015 on Swore in today! 0
#65 - Why the hate for Nasty Girls? 07/17/2015 on Swore in today! 0
#8 - Personally, I like it (mainly CoP) more than any game. I say … 07/17/2015 on meanwhile in the zone +1
#64 - At least I'm deploying, which is more than most AD Army soldie…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Swore in today! 0
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#66 - neogrungist (07/17/2015) [-]
bro, guard time doesn't mean nearly as much when you switch back into AD
#68 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
And yeah, but a deployment (even as NG) when surround by a bunch of bare-shouldered AD guys has value. NG has a much higher deployment rate also.
#67 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
I recognize that, but it doesn't mean to be rude towards them. What are you that gives you the right?
#8 - Anyone have any of those videos of *********** being bombed? 07/17/2015 on Allah Snackbar compilation 0
#5 - "Hey, Stalker! I think I heard a bloodsucker under my be… 07/17/2015 on meanwhile in the zone 0
#20 - Well I was a tad off then, my mistake. Is it not considered o…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Puffin with Benifits -4
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#33 - raeptiemx (07/17/2015) [-]
I don't know about efficiency but you have to admit 8 to 148 is quite the gap
#39 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Ehhh not when the total amount of troops deployed was 540,000.

Difference between .00002 % and .000001%.

Proportionally both numbers are insignificant.
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#47 - foelkera (07/17/2015) [-]
no number is insignificant when it represents a life
#52 - symmiie (07/17/2015) [-]
Well said.
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#48 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/17/2015) [-]
what about 0 fag
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#49 - foelkera (07/17/2015) [-]
why would we be talking about ur life nigga
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#50 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/17/2015) [-]
because that makes me immortal you kike
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#51 - foelkera (07/17/2015) [-]
o shid

he was jesus the whole time
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#53 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/17/2015) [-]
And then god sent his only son to come and tell you that since I'm his only son that means you're a bunch of lesbians.
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#40 - raeptiemx (07/17/2015) [-]
I'm only going after the number he is presenting.
He said 8 dead and a few injured.
8 vs 148 and a few vs 467
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#26 - phawsy (07/17/2015) [-]
Doesnt mean people cant be injured, a war is still a war
#23 - Let me tell you, the "Government Only Simulators" (U… 07/17/2015 on what's your power level? 0
#9 - He was injured in the Gulf? Wasn't that the most successful m…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Puffin with Benifits -31
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#19 - raeptiemx (07/17/2015) [-]
148 US soldiers killed in action,
467 wounded in action
#20 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
Well I was a tad off then, my mistake. Is it not considered one of the most successful military actions though?
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#33 - raeptiemx (07/17/2015) [-]
I don't know about efficiency but you have to admit 8 to 148 is quite the gap
#39 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Ehhh not when the total amount of troops deployed was 540,000.

Difference between .00002 % and .000001%.

Proportionally both numbers are insignificant.
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#47 - foelkera (07/17/2015) [-]
no number is insignificant when it represents a life
#52 - symmiie (07/17/2015) [-]
Well said.
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#48 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/17/2015) [-]
what about 0 fag
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#49 - foelkera (07/17/2015) [-]
why would we be talking about ur life nigga
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#50 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/17/2015) [-]
because that makes me immortal you kike
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#51 - foelkera (07/17/2015) [-]
o shid

he was jesus the whole time
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#53 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/17/2015) [-]
And then god sent his only son to come and tell you that since I'm his only son that means you're a bunch of lesbians.
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#40 - raeptiemx (07/17/2015) [-]
I'm only going after the number he is presenting.
He said 8 dead and a few injured.
8 vs 148 and a few vs 467
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#26 - phawsy (07/17/2015) [-]
Doesnt mean people cant be injured, a war is still a war
#8 - Beat me to it, was about to say the same thing 07/17/2015 on Puffin with Benifits +1
#61 - I went to Benning for BCT back in 2013. It's tougher than all… 07/17/2015 on Swore in today! 0
#59 - To where? Sill, Leonard Wood, Jackson, Benning?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Swore in today! 0
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#60 - spiritfoxsilver (07/17/2015) [-]
Oh yea my bad, first to Benning for basic then to Lee for AIT
#69 - rocketpropelledtit (07/18/2015) [-]
If you need any tip, just ask. I can give you a story from reception to graduation for crying out loud lol
#61 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
I went to Benning for BCT back in 2013. It's tougher than all the other places (lack of females, higher standards, the sky is blue cuz God loves the infantry, etc), but hell am I glad I went there.
#57 - Why you do dis neogrungist ?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Swore in today! 0
#63 - neogrungist (07/17/2015) [-]
nasty girls
#65 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
Why the hate for Nasty Girls?
#64 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
At least I'm deploying, which is more than most AD Army soldiers can say. I'll probably switch over after I get back, then make E5 quick as fuck since I'll have ten times the experience of my active duty comrades.
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#66 - neogrungist (07/17/2015) [-]
bro, guard time doesn't mean nearly as much when you switch back into AD
#68 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
And yeah, but a deployment (even as NG) when surround by a bunch of bare-shouldered AD guys has value. NG has a much higher deployment rate also.
#67 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
I recognize that, but it doesn't mean to be rude towards them. What are you that gives you the right?
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#17 - Wouldn't Ol' Festus be a biased opinion on Nuka vs Sunset? 07/16/2015 on Fallout magazine I made in... 0
#46 - What's your ship date for BCT and where you going?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Swore in today! 0
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#56 - spiritfoxsilver (07/17/2015) [-]
I ship on January 12th
#59 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
To where? Sill, Leonard Wood, Jackson, Benning?
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#60 - spiritfoxsilver (07/17/2015) [-]
Oh yea my bad, first to Benning for basic then to Lee for AIT
#69 - rocketpropelledtit (07/18/2015) [-]
If you need any tip, just ask. I can give you a story from reception to graduation for crying out loud lol
#61 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
I went to Benning for BCT back in 2013. It's tougher than all the other places (lack of females, higher standards, the sky is blue cuz God loves the infantry, etc), but hell am I glad I went there.
#14 - Didn't know there were any other Alabamian FJers, lol 07/16/2015 on lolcat 0
#11 - Yeah. that was my other thought on it. 07/16/2015 on ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET +1
#10 - Would that cause any head/neck injuries?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET 0
#12 - tapeboy (07/16/2015) [-]
not a lot of force was imparted into the helmet so it's not likely.
#12 - I live as far away from the projects as possible, I'm fine lol  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on lolcat 0
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#13 - tealcanaan (07/16/2015) [-]
Still, mobile is much nicer, plus you know, the beach's are nice a few miles outside of town.
#43 - Oh, yeah. I'm an Army Guard 68W medic, heading to Afghanistan…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Swore in today! -1
#57 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
Why you do dis neogrungist ?
#63 - neogrungist (07/17/2015) [-]
nasty girls
#65 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
Why the hate for Nasty Girls?
#64 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
At least I'm deploying, which is more than most AD Army soldiers can say. I'll probably switch over after I get back, then make E5 quick as fuck since I'll have ten times the experience of my active duty comrades.
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#66 - neogrungist (07/17/2015) [-]
bro, guard time doesn't mean nearly as much when you switch back into AD
#68 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
And yeah, but a deployment (even as NG) when surround by a bunch of bare-shouldered AD guys has value. NG has a much higher deployment rate also.
#67 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
I recognize that, but it doesn't mean to be rude towards them. What are you that gives you the right?
#62 - neogrungist has deleted their comment.
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#44 - spiritfoxsilver (07/16/2015) [-]
Thanks and best of luck to you man!
#46 - rocketpropelledtit (07/16/2015) [-]
What's your ship date for BCT and where you going?
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#56 - spiritfoxsilver (07/17/2015) [-]
I ship on January 12th
#59 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
To where? Sill, Leonard Wood, Jackson, Benning?
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#60 - spiritfoxsilver (07/17/2015) [-]
Oh yea my bad, first to Benning for basic then to Lee for AIT
#69 - rocketpropelledtit (07/18/2015) [-]
If you need any tip, just ask. I can give you a story from reception to graduation for crying out loud lol
#61 - rocketpropelledtit (07/17/2015) [-]
I went to Benning for BCT back in 2013. It's tougher than all the other places (lack of females, higher standards, the sky is blue cuz God loves the infantry, etc), but hell am I glad I went there.
#5 - It's probably firing a 9x19, I doubt a kevlar would deflect a …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2015 on ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET 0
#9 - tapeboy (07/16/2015) [-]
wasn't deflected, was a through and through. just went over his head by about a centimeter.
#10 - rocketpropelledtit (07/16/2015) [-]
Would that cause any head/neck injuries?
#12 - tapeboy (07/16/2015) [-]
not a lot of force was imparted into the helmet so it's not likely.
#6 - shathan (07/16/2015) [-]
depends on the angle
#11 - rocketpropelledtit (07/16/2015) [-]
Yeah. that was my other thought on it.
#4 - I am, but some of the real redneck areas of Alabama (Mobile) l…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2015 on lolcat +8
#6 - tibaltblacksea (07/16/2015) [-]
better than Cullman man, we have tons of inbred motherfuckers here.
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#5 - tealcanaan (07/16/2015) [-]
Well, I guess if you count a much higher risk of being robbed/raped/murdered as nicer, then Birmingham is better than mobile. It is definitely much more diverse :^)
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#15 - elementaljesus (07/16/2015) [-]
Hoover and Vestavia Hills are the richest parts of Birmingham actually
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#16 - tealcanaan (07/16/2015) [-]
I didn't say anything about particular areas of Birmingham, on a whole, Mobile is much more nice than Birmingham. There are nice parts of St. Lewis, doesn't make it nicer than Kansas City.
#12 - rocketpropelledtit (07/16/2015) [-]
I live as far away from the projects as possible, I'm fine lol
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#13 - tealcanaan (07/16/2015) [-]
Still, mobile is much nicer, plus you know, the beach's are nice a few miles outside of town.

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User avatar #31 - micderp ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Hello friend in case I won on that rolling thing this is my steam profile
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135624712/
stalker collection would be the best pls
#28 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
#29 to #28 - rocketpropelledtit (09/20/2015) [-]
captainkilljoy received Fallout 4, haven't gotten around to the rest. Sorry!
#30 to #29 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Good for him. And no rush, was just curious to see who the big winners would be.
#27 - funpunk (09/14/2015) [-]
Can't wait for the announcement of the winners. The world needs more generous people like you.
User avatar #26 - rereviven ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Hey friend
If that roll contest thing was legitimate my steam profile is steamcommunity.com/id/Neivias/
PayDay2 would be pretty cool or, since I believe you said something about adding more games, Counter Strike Global Offensive would be great if that happened to be added.
I feel like an ass getting free stuff
User avatar #25 - logickid (09/12/2015) [-]
does Stalker count as Fallout cause I don't think I can run Fallout
#24 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
How long before the winners are decided?
User avatar #23 - maybeop (09/12/2015) [-]
You wanted number here you have it **maybeop used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"**
**maybeop rolls 122,863**
#19 - flameimp (09/12/2015) [-]
yo yo yo can i get stalker got 996,(and some other numbers)
#20 to #19 - rocketpropelledtit (09/12/2015) [-]
PM me a link to the comment
User avatar #17 - fapfapclapclap ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
where those giveaways at?
#15 - reapermaster (06/24/2015) [-]
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
#16 to #15 - kaboomz (06/27/2015) [-]
STALKER    
STALKER    
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
#8 - skyrimdovah (06/18/2015) [-]
**skyrimdovah used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**skyrimdovah rolls 01**
I'm still waiting for the Fallout Giveaway
#9 to #8 - rocketpropelledtit (06/18/2015) [-]
When the Steam sale is over, brah. It's not just Fallout, trying to add more games to the collection.
#10 to #9 - skyrimdovah (06/18/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#2 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Ayo, I just saw that you are a huge ass Stalker fan just like myself, so I must ask you this:
What do you think about Lost Alpha?
I'll say my opinion about it later.
#3 to #2 - rocketpropelledtit (06/16/2015) [-]
What is the Lost Alpha?
#4 to #3 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Standalone ShoC remake made by Dezowave.
It's pretty great, but it feels so empty (not a lot of secret loot spots, very few npcs wandering outside, cheap jumpscares that pose no threat).
It has a bit of custom voice acting, includes cut zones, everything is different.

"6/10 pretty good for a f2p" - IGN
#5 to #4 - rocketpropelledtit (06/16/2015) [-]
Try the Misery mod, I loved it until my game crashed and wouldn't open
#6 to #5 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Tried it for 5 minutes, game started crashing every time I started a new game.
I'll possibly try it in the future, but now I am replaying the classic ShoC, it's so great.
I've already explored CoP/CS and I know everything about them, it's simply not as much entertaining as it was before.
#7 to #6 - rocketpropelledtit (06/17/2015) [-]
I love collecting and selling artifacts in CoP, then I just get a Lynx and snipe for the rest of the game. Log in and friend me, bitch.
#11 to #7 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
I am never going to log back onto my account.
Simply because I don't know how to explain to my 'friends' that I just didn't want to talk to them so I stayed offline.
Also I don't want one mod person to find out who I am so I am trying to hide my ip for now.
But I can add you on Steam.
(I have no idea what is your nickname as rocketpropelledtit gave me no results.)
#13 to #11 - rocketpropelledtit (06/21/2015) [-]
It's skylord_kosmo
#14 to #13 - anon (06/22/2015) [-]
Lmao our avatars are similar.
I actually considered taking the one you have
#12 to #11 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/acepelinas/
this is my profile
private because I don't want my irl friends to see all the **** that I've done
A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
User avatar #1 - willgum (06/16/2015) [-]
hello explosiverectum
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