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| #150 - Anyone know the best cite to download games like this from (fo… | 09/20/2015 on I sure hope not | 0 |
| #29 - captainkilljoy received Fallout 4, haven't gotten around to th… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/20/2015 on rocketpropelledtit's profile | 0 |
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| #87 - this is actually really good, add me plz | 09/18/2015 on New Song! | 0 |
| #802 - I think you cheated then won legitimately [+] (1 new reply) | 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | +6 |
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| #797 - Hestia is bestia [+] (4 new replies) | 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | +3 |
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| #20 - PM me a link to the comment [+] (1 new reply) | 09/12/2015 on rocketpropelledtit's profile | 0 |
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| #64 - MrDeadiron stianan jimmytwoshoes alphanet rainbowrush ar… [+] (23 new replies) | 09/11/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | +3 |
| i don't know why you mentioned me but i am now sexually actracted to you, so wanna go on date with me? | ||
| #43 - noobpeller stalkerexplain deathchain kaelthor arikel pro… [+] (21 new replies) | 09/11/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | +6 |
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| #31 - farraman neruuub pureoz artjunk skomakemikolai getsomeco… [+] (24 new replies) | 09/11/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | 0 |
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| #20 - arsenalthegunners darthan ergexgo zergoinder plopermon s… [+] (35 new replies) | 09/11/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | +15 |
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nyanblahnyan (09/14/2015) [-] **nyanblahnyan used "*roll 1, 1-100000*"** **nyanblahnyan rolls 014,293** **thewayneman used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **thewayneman rolls 737,803** Ya got a longer dick than Long Dick Johnson, and he had a long dick, hence, the name. #2058 -
heavymetalturtle (09/12/2015) [-] How about Skyrim huh? **heavymetalturtle used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **heavymetalturtle rolls 0,492,709** **vaginalentry used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **vaginalentry rolls 507,238** IS THIS WHY I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED? **topoftherock used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **topoftherock rolls 0,892,379** **navestotwo used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **navestotwo rolls 454,519** **creepingorion used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **creepingorion rolls 816,450** probably the only thing I can run here is STALKER lmao Yeah I already own all of the games you're giving away apart from Metro (which I don't care for) and Fallout 4 (which as a huge fan of the older games I loathe what Fallout is (Skyrim With Guns)). So, yeah. **gabrielcortez used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **gabrielcortez rolls 277,463** Don't give me anything. | ||
| #10 - gentlemantoast cammanderz azroth sneakychicken hidorogan… [+] (24 new replies) | 09/11/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | +9 |
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pantmonthedemon (09/12/2015) [-] I assumed this was a roll user thing reading the comments now im not too positive as to why i was mentioned either #1220 -
drewhamster (09/12/2015) [-] **drewhamster used "*roll picture*"** **drewhamster rolled image** Well I got a mention in a comment, that's new. | ||
| #1 - Fallout comments, reply here: [+] (501 new replies) | 09/11/2015 on Steam Giveaway! | +38 |
| Give me Fallout 4 or I'll do to you what I did to Megaton. I'll stuff you full of super mutant behemoths until they can't even move anymore. #3460 -
tomtomvdp (09/12/2015) [-] No seriously please, I could tell you fallout lore from it's begins to current fallout times. Just in time for fallout 4 , My job contract ended so I can't afford to spend money on the franchise that I love. I love and feel Fallout the same way a 39 years old virgin would know about Star Wars. So anyway you would certainly bring some joy to my life in this troubled times. Thanks mate! Ever wanted something that somebody else had? Your friend get that issue of Grognak that you wanted? Seen an old timer, with a beauty of a rifle that you just can't convince him to part with? Or even some schmuck who has no idea that the shiny little chip they have, could lead to a whole city, no, the country, down a different path of fate? Well sometimes you just have to take the things you want... It's nothing personal. #3318 -
hitsugayaaa (09/12/2015) [-] i've been into countless vaults but i ain't ever seen a vault as big as yo mom's pussy. big ass tunnel i tell ya, i put my snake in it. TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!! #3305 -
intentscarab (09/12/2015) [-] **intentscarab used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **intentscarab rolls 901,965** **PenguinsOfMars used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **PenguinsOfMars rolls 068,308** #3242 -
illuminateconfirm (09/12/2015) [-] **illuminateconfirm used "*roll 1, 0-1000000*"** **illuminateconfirm rolls 0,279,814** **waffermelone used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **waffermelone rolls 643,656** nuke be bby **knifeyoass used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **knifeyoass rolls 002,705** i got a joke for ya did you hear about the paid leveling system in fallout? You have to collect enough in game currency to advance, i just call it leveling caps. that was so bad #3073 -
archerthefolf (09/12/2015) [-] **archerthefolf used "*roll picture*"** **archerthefolf rolled image** i have no fallout pics on this computer sooo. **amiliapond used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **amiliapond rolls 449,309** #3039 -
anon (09/12/2015) [-] **anonymous used "*roll 6, 1-1000000*"** **anonymous rolls 0,933,405** **anonymous rolls 0,643,511** **anonymous rolls 0,076,085** **anonymous rolls 0,108,983** **anonymous rolls 0,686,235** **anonymous rolls 0,688,795** **polskisausage used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **polskisausage rolls 431,595** "**ohgodstopscrolling used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **ohgodstopscrolling rolls 567,527**" **shadovaskaya used "*roll 1, 000000-999999*"** **shadovaskaya rolls 965,849** I don't imagine I'm going to win, but it'd be nice to win something for once as opposed to losing everything Regardless, you're doing something really nice, and whether it's for thumbs or to see people happy, it's great regardless that you're doing this, friend #2605 -
lacypushupbra (09/12/2015) [-] Fallout 3 originally wasn't going to include any character customization and would take place with you playing as a commander on a star ship which would crash land on a strange and desolate planet with incredibly mutated life forms. The gameplay focused on ship repairs, keeping peace with the natives, and finding out whether or not your father survived the attack on your ship. Pic is from the first planned cutscene in the game. 41 79 79 20 4c 6d 61 6f I wonder if your settlements are affected by your karma, i.e. if your evil, they're bandits. #2502 -
phantompaladin (09/12/2015) [-] **phantompaladin used "*roll picture*"** **phantompaladin rolled image** TFW I win the copy of Fallout 4 **ILIEKPEPSEE used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **ILIEKPEPSEE rolls 499,769** #2178 -
volcanomaster (09/12/2015) [-] **volcanomaster used "*roll picture*"** **volcanomaster rolled image**Fallout related roll get plx, its my only hope! #2180 -
oxidoferroso (09/12/2015) [-] **oxidoferroso used "*roll picture*"** **oxidoferroso rolled image** Nice try, mate, but I'm the best There was this once i got killed by a deathclaw. and that other time, and a few hundred more. And not to forget when i saved my only save right before i got mauled by one Power armor is useless for all of my preferred builds, but now it has jetpacks so I might actually use it. #1950 -
hargleblarg (09/12/2015) [-] **drunkenfist used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **drunkenfist rolls 594,619** What did the ghoul say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. #1826 -
plastmasskurk (09/12/2015) [-] **plastmasskurk used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **plastmasskurk rolls 661,221** Fulluot 8 ples **isabossfulla used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **isabossfulla rolls 712,117** #1757 -
supahsayin (09/12/2015) [-] **supahsayin used "*roll picture*"** **supahsayin rolled image** I can tell you about my day today, it went something like this: While I was doing my universities' final testing [Intelligence 10], I noticed[Perception 10] some ne'erdowells setting up to ambush me after the test. They were some rude lookin' dudes, I tell you hwhat. I thought about the ways I could deal with them, and I felt I needed to let off some energy. After acing the exam, I boldly walked over to them, as they were attempting to swarm me with baseball bats, knives, lead pipes, one even had a Chinese Officer's sword! Well, as they were just beginning their speech of nefarious misdeeds to be done, I smacked the biggest, manliest, most muscular guy in the group, and knocked him out on the spot [Strength 10]. Needless to say, they were shocked! Still, that didn't stop them from scuttling off. One by one, two by two, they all were starting to come at me swinging. Of course, I had quite a masterful grip of unarmed combat[100, to be exact], and could defeat them with ease. However, they just kept coming! For hours, it felt like! Unluckily for them, I barely broke a sweat by hour 5 [Endurance 10]! Ha! The neighborhood outside of my university was all quiet once my attackers had been subdued. I walked on over to grab a refreshing Nuka-Cola from a nearby diner, and talked a lady to giving me her number[Charisma 10]. On the way home, there was a road detour and I had to jump a few fences[Agility 10] to get to my house. I'm glad I'm inside, the heat outside almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. Anyway, I'm here on my computer terminal, typing to you, and really, all I have left to say about today is: <Mfw [Luck ???] #1594 -
nootorious (09/12/2015) [-] Fallout Shelter sucks so I need fallout 4 so I have a good excuse to waste money on an actual gaming pc **globalpredatorx used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **globalpredatorx rolls 496,825** That's all of them. Quantity over quality is a viable strategy, right? If Three Dog has a kid, would it be Four Dog? Or would the number increase exponentially based on some unknown integer? **magicexplain used "*roll 1, 099999-999999*"** **magicexplain rolls 386,803** oh Boone, half the time with you I get that feeling... did I get one hit killed from nothing? no? boone just shot a bloatfly and my speakers are too high? damn it #1452 -
spoonerisms (09/12/2015) [-] So I hear fallout might be taking place in Boston in this next installment. Looks Exciting **UrBestFriend used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **UrBestFriend rolls 024,076** Listen here ya white little vault boy. You think that you could survive here in the wastes of the web with that? There are hundredes of thins that could kill ya, or make you uncomfortable. The place is filled with trolls, mutants, gender benders, ragers and more cancer than all the radiation of the wastes could ever give you! So why don't you go back and give that thing to me. Don't worry, ill take it to a good place and protect it through the journey to come. I have been here for years, as an onlooker, as a curier, as a participant. I have seen things stranger than taht guy who takes your informations in skyrim berfore your execution, I've been on a holiday to the dunwich building in the capital wasteland, I even did some curier work for the new vegas postage. An eve tough i've lost track of what I wanted to say with this post..l I hoped you enjoyed. when I was 12 we borrowed fallout 3 for the first time from my step-dads friend, my entire family loved it when someone was home that person was playing if multiple were home then one played and one watched It was great. now when I was 12 and even now I was not into music at all I rarely listened to music and new nothing of the musical world. So when I was 12 and I made my first character I accidentally made a Freddy Mercury avatar without knowing about queen or Freddy or having seen his face it was pretty awesome. The awesome thing about that is in doing that I got interested In queen and now I have every song by them (including the flash gordan soundtrack... which I have yet to see because I'm pleb) and am over all a huge queen fan all thanks to fallout. Anyway that's my story about how fallout got me interested in a world renown band that has been around since before I was born. "You sell plants, too?" Fallout: New Vegas low intelligence speech option on Doctor Usanagi #1107 -
kreyaloril (09/12/2015) [-] The concept of post-apocalyptic survival games has always enthralled me, and Fallout definitely has a top spot in my mind for best series out there. Bethesda just seems to have a gift for capturing that immersion needed to really take a game to the next level. To experience another grand adventure from Bethesda would be an amazing gift. Good luck to everyone who rolls and I hope whoever is lucky enough to win these games is going to have an adventure of a lifetime with them. #1127 -
kreyaloril (09/12/2015) [-] Pretty close given how much scary stuff there is out there to roll #1045 -
ikillutheninjaway (09/12/2015) [-] The thumbs in this thread are about as deserted as the wasteland no one is going to thumb these up because they want to win #898 -
dudemiesterman (09/12/2015) [-] #759 -
zeegermanknight (09/12/2015) [-] **zeegermanknight used "*roll picture*"** **zeegermanknight rolled image** Well I can't wait until the moders make ultra 4k reskins for the dog in fallout 4. #656 -
wizardbigmac (09/12/2015) [-] **wizardbigmac used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **wizardbigmac rolls 484,224** #613 -
jessewright (09/12/2015) [-] **jessewright used "*roll picture*"** **jessewright rolled image****jessewright used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **jessewright rolls 386,110** vats says i have a chance of hitting it #579 -
thefirstporkchop (09/12/2015) [-] **thefirstporkchop used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **thefirstporkchop rolls 095,640** Well i fucked up on the rolling. i didn't increase my luck stats or my intelligence. #522 -
kothaex (09/12/2015) [-] I think that, while Fallout New Vegas was the better game, with more content, choices and better companions, there's nothing wrong with liking 3 and it's faults can be excused due to it not only being first but also being made by a different team with different goals. But I think 3 fucking sucks and I hope bethsoft learned a thing or two from new vegas jesus christ don't fuck up 4. some douche thumbed everyone in this thread down so he would have a better chance at winning. pathetic much unmexicano? i wish Fallout 4 would just Fallout of the sky and land in my hands "gee if i thumb down all the posts in this thread, maybe i'll win" you're a cunt the cunt blocked me because everyone he thumbed down, i thumbed back up my first ever playthrough of fallout 3, I shot lucas sims in the face trying to save him, and after that roamed the wasteland with zero ammo and my starter gun. 10 / 10 did play again second play through i didn't quite grasp the concept of "blowing up megaton" and left a WHOLE pile of stuff in a bunch of random spots. Blew up megaton, lost everything. 10 / 10 did play again. here's to hoping i win, then i won't need to spend my vacation pay to play it. #256 -
Dusksamurai (09/12/2015) [-] MY most memorable Fallout moment was the first time I played F3, and I had just cleared project purity. The panic I felt as I watched the vertibird land and everyone rush in, meanwhile I was trapped in a sewage grate... That's also when I learned you shouldn't use Fatboys in small interiors against the enclave. My 2nd most memorable moment is the gargantuan super mutant fight just outside GNR, that thing killed me ~20 times my first playthrough #239 -
komandantmirkoo (09/12/2015) [-] seriously. just the thought of winning fallout 4 is making me excited. #95 -
mossmaniac (09/11/2015) [-] **mossmaniac used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **mossmaniac rolls 608,705** **thebluedream used "*roll 1, 000000-999999*"** **thebluedream rolls 229,862** i don't have anything allout related so i'm just gonna mention thelizardlord | ||
| #87 - I was a supporter of Bernie Sanders, like his ideas on prison … | 09/10/2015 on Bernie Sanders | 0 |
| #1 - First? I think? [+] (2 new replies) | 09/04/2015 on Admin right now | 0 |
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| #4 - I'm selling my second one, I have no shame in profiting off of this. [+] (1 new reply) | 09/01/2015 on Straight Outta Stock | -4 |
| #31 - We were getting haircuts for graduation at Benning and my DS t… | 08/25/2015 on Army | +1 |
| #194 - You pretty much just described an Explosively Formed Projectil… | 08/20/2015 on Induction Forge | 0 |
| #35 - Nah, just the Army changed it. And it makes sense, a lacerate… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/04/2015 on 911 | 0 |
| I completely agree. I thought it was stupid to say that airway kills faster than some bleeds. Like, I get that bleeding out takes longer than a fucked up airway in most cases, but shit man, a fuckin' ruptured AAA will kill you hella fast. | ||
| #18 - I almost forgot CAB, I learned CAB as an EMT then I learned HA… [+] (3 new replies) | 08/03/2015 on 911 | 0 |
| I like how they change their mind on what's more dangerous, "no no, now a part of circulation is what to look for first!" Never change, national standards, well, other than the constantly changing bit. #35 -
rocketpropelledtit (08/04/2015) [-] Nah, just the Army changed it. And it makes sense, a lacerated artery will kill in 10 seconds in some cases. I completely agree. I thought it was stupid to say that airway kills faster than some bleeds. Like, I get that bleeding out takes longer than a fucked up airway in most cases, but shit man, a fuckin' ruptured AAA will kill you hella fast. | ||
| #124 - I'd go to restaurants and ask for a hot bowl of water and ketc… | 07/31/2015 on Could you do it? | 0 |
| #127 - Thanks, I definitely need an explanation after that damn video [+] (3 new replies) | 07/31/2015 on SJW Gets Arrested, Screams... | +7 |
| Well basically they consider themselves not citizens of the US, but "People of the world", therefore US law doesn't abide to them. But of course they still want all the benefits of US law, like driving on taxpaid streets and all that stuff | ||
| #15 - Anyone have a YouTube link for this? It won't load properly. | 07/30/2015 on Tumblr believing chickens... | 0 |
| #22 - I live in America. It's takes forever to get certified as EMT… | 07/29/2015 on come at me, republicans | 0 |
| #20 - No, you don't...? Some courses are done at hospital. The nat… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/29/2015 on come at me, republicans | 0 |
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rocketpropelledtit (07/29/2015) [-] I live in America. It's takes forever to get certified as EMT or Paramedic usually, but with the Army you skip all the bullshit, 8 weeks for EMT (then 8 weeks of combat medic training) and 10 for Paramedic (then you take the Army flight medic training) | ||
| #15 - As an American who has decided not to go to college, I think i… [+] (4 new replies) | 07/29/2015 on come at me, republicans | 0 |
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rocketpropelledtit (07/29/2015) [-] No, you don't...? Some courses are done at hospital. The nat guard has a paramedic program (flight medic). I'm already EMT-B from combat medic training. #22 -
rocketpropelledtit (07/29/2015) [-] I live in America. It's takes forever to get certified as EMT or Paramedic usually, but with the Army you skip all the bullshit, 8 weeks for EMT (then 8 weeks of combat medic training) and 10 for Paramedic (then you take the Army flight medic training) | ||
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Hello friend in case I won on that rolling thing this is my steam profile
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135624712/
stalker collection would be the best pls
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135624712/
stalker collection would be the best pls
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rocketpropelledtit (09/20/2015) [-]
captainkilljoy received Fallout 4, haven't gotten around to the rest. Sorry!
Hey friend
If that roll contest thing was legitimate my steam profile is steamcommunity.com/id/Neivias/
PayDay2 would be pretty cool or, since I believe you said something about adding more games, Counter Strike Global Offensive would be great if that happened to be added.
I feel like an ass getting free stuff
If that roll contest thing was legitimate my steam profile is steamcommunity.com/id/Neivias/
PayDay2 would be pretty cool or, since I believe you said something about adding more games, Counter Strike Global Offensive would be great if that happened to be added.
I feel like an ass getting free stuff
You wanted number here you have it **maybeop used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"**
**maybeop rolls 122,863**
**maybeop rolls 122,863**
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skyrimdovah (06/18/2015) [-] **skyrimdovah used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**skyrimdovah rolls 01**
I'm still waiting for the Fallout Giveaway
**skyrimdovah rolls 01**
I'm still waiting for the Fallout Giveaway
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rocketpropelledtit (06/18/2015) [-]
When the Steam sale is over, brah. It's not just Fallout, trying to add more games to the collection.
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anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Ayo, I just saw that you are a huge ass Stalker fan just like myself, so I must ask you this:
What do you think about Lost Alpha?
I'll say my opinion about it later.
What do you think about Lost Alpha?
I'll say my opinion about it later.
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anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Standalone ShoC remake made by Dezowave.
It's pretty great, but it feels so empty (not a lot of secret loot spots, very few npcs wandering outside, cheap jumpscares that pose no threat).
It has a bit of custom voice acting, includes cut zones, everything is different.
"6/10 pretty good for a f2p" - IGN
It's pretty great, but it feels so empty (not a lot of secret loot spots, very few npcs wandering outside, cheap jumpscares that pose no threat).
It has a bit of custom voice acting, includes cut zones, everything is different.
"6/10 pretty good for a f2p" - IGN
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rocketpropelledtit (06/16/2015) [-]
Try the Misery mod, I loved it until my game crashed and wouldn't open
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anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Tried it for 5 minutes, game started crashing every time I started a new game.
I'll possibly try it in the future, but now I am replaying the classic ShoC, it's so great.
I've already explored CoP/CS and I know everything about them, it's simply not as much entertaining as it was before.
I'll possibly try it in the future, but now I am replaying the classic ShoC, it's so great.
I've already explored CoP/CS and I know everything about them, it's simply not as much entertaining as it was before.
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rocketpropelledtit (06/17/2015) [-]
I love collecting and selling artifacts in CoP, then I just get a Lynx and snipe for the rest of the game. Log in and friend me, bitch.
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anon (06/20/2015) [-]
I am never going to log back onto my account.
Simply because I don't know how to explain to my 'friends' that I just didn't want to talk to them so I stayed offline.
Also I don't want one mod person to find out who I am so I am trying to hide my ip for now.
But I can add you on Steam.
(I have no idea what is your nickname as rocketpropelledtit gave me no results.)
Simply because I don't know how to explain to my 'friends' that I just didn't want to talk to them so I stayed offline.
Also I don't want one mod person to find out who I am so I am trying to hide my ip for now.
But I can add you on Steam.
(I have no idea what is your nickname as rocketpropelledtit gave me no results.)
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anon (06/20/2015) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/acepelinas/
this is my profile
private because I don't want my irl friends to see all the **** that I've done
A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
this is my profile
private because I don't want my irl friends to see all the **** that I've done
A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE






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