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#17 - "I happen to be a nurse, I save lives!" ****… 11/10/2015 on Fatty vs Manlet +9
#52 - Lol, I kek'd. 11/10/2015 on (untitled) +2
#50 - Obviously, but I have no experience with Amazon and getting ga…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2015 on (untitled) 0
#51 - evilartee (11/10/2015) [-]
Neither do I. Sorry, was just trying to be a witty lil' cunt
#52 - rocketpropelledtit (11/10/2015) [-]
Lol, I kek'd.
#41 - Anyone know what time I should expect these beauties to arrive?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/10/2015 on (untitled) +9
#123 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
probably tomorrow by 8 pm
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#98 - awkwardcow (11/10/2015) [-]
Man, those look beautiful. Probably cost a pretty penny. Wouldn't ever wear them in public, but you know, you do you. Just wouldn't fit with any of my clothes. Maybe a special occasion like a party or something I'd show them off.

Anyway, yeah to answer your question, according to Amazon those necklaces already arrived.
#131 - rocketpropelledtit (11/10/2015) [-]
Lol, new chains for my dog tags. Months ago, when I ordered them. Remember, the Pipboy edition sold out in less than 2 hours.
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#58 - captinchikin (11/10/2015) [-]
It depends on the time that your carrier gets to your neighborhood. UPS gets to my house around 4, FedEx around 6, but it's all different
#49 - evilartee (11/10/2015) [-]
Probably by 8pm
#50 - rocketpropelledtit (11/10/2015) [-]
Obviously, but I have no experience with Amazon and getting games right at release.
#51 - evilartee (11/10/2015) [-]
Neither do I. Sorry, was just trying to be a witty lil' cunt
#52 - rocketpropelledtit (11/10/2015) [-]
Lol, I kek'd.
#4 - If anyone wants to know, the M2s are getting new components an… 11/07/2015 on 94 Years of Service +16
#15 - M136 AT4 84mm anti-material rocket launcher. Though that is p… 11/07/2015 on Defending the booty on... 0
#14 - M136 AT4 84mm launcher bae is best bae. That thing also has a… 11/07/2015 on Defending the booty on... 0
#41 - I love this game. Anyone looking to play MH4 on 3DS? 11/06/2015 on Monster Hunter 4 FACTS 0
#56 - I don't count Sweden when discussing rational policies in rela…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on How to make another thing +11
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#58 - sinery (11/05/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#54 - Maybe in the UK, I can't see that happening elsewhere.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2015 on How to make another thing +3
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#73 - pizzaweed (11/05/2015) [-]
Rhode Island
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#55 - sinery (11/05/2015) [-]
Sweden.
#56 - rocketpropelledtit (11/05/2015) [-]
I don't count Sweden when discussing rational policies in relation to the rest of the world.
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#58 - sinery (11/05/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#4 - A steady supply of greasy food, laxatives, and prayers to Alla… 11/03/2015 on More MRE horror +5
#124 - What gauge shotgun do you think would be most effective (and w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on zombie apocalypse 0
#125 - woodoo (11/03/2015) [-]
12 gauge, as it's the most common, I'd prefer buckshot, but you'd be a fool not to carry both bird-shot and some home-made hallow-point slugs(ridiculously easy to make, damn effective). I'd PREFER a shotgun for fighting other people, unless i wanted to be a sniper, and due to my less than stellar eyesight, I'd do better in shorter range.
#93 - An M4 can have a shotgun attachment, and all the new American …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2015 on zombie apocalypse 0
#95 - woodoo (11/02/2015) [-]
yeah, but the problem with that is weight. Trust me, you do NOT want an m4a3 with all those attachments. It's a neat gun to won, and serves well for the range and home defense, but you wouldn't take it hunting, especially not on a longer hunting trip. Likewise, full auto has 2 uses, suppressive fire and bursts, suppressive fire does diddly squat to zombies, so you're better of with semi automatic. Yeah, 5.56 mm rounds are plentiful, but much, MUCH harder to manufacture than shotgun ammo, you need special brass presses to get them in the right shape, while you can make a mold for shotgun shells.

Oh, and a shotgun can have a Picatinny rail aswell.
#124 - rocketpropelledtit (11/03/2015) [-]
What gauge shotgun do you think would be most effective (and what kind of shot?)? I'd be worried about fighting other living people too, so I'd stick to an M4 type weapon.
#125 - woodoo (11/03/2015) [-]
12 gauge, as it's the most common, I'd prefer buckshot, but you'd be a fool not to carry both bird-shot and some home-made hallow-point slugs(ridiculously easy to make, damn effective). I'd PREFER a shotgun for fighting other people, unless i wanted to be a sniper, and due to my less than stellar eyesight, I'd do better in shorter range.
#75 - She looks like Bendadick Cumfilledbun with makeup on. 10/25/2015 on They're running out of... 0
#205 - Why can't companies like Bethesda add stuff like that? I'm no…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on Who's You Daddy Update 0
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#220 - thehumanidiot (10/06/2015) [-]
Most likely one of two reasons

A - Their in house engine doesn't easily support it
or
B- It can cause performance drops on low end machines, i.e. consoles, that the dev's don't feel is worthwhile
#197 - I have a question: How is it that you have mirrors working an…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Who's You Daddy Update 0
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#202 - thehumanidiot (10/05/2015) [-]
With the engine im using(Unity 5) no, it's very simple to set up however it could be very performance hurting in some situations
#205 - rocketpropelledtit (10/05/2015) [-]
Why can't companies like Bethesda add stuff like that? I'm not too bright when it comes to this stuff. Thanks for responding, man.
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#220 - thehumanidiot (10/06/2015) [-]
Most likely one of two reasons

A - Their in house engine doesn't easily support it
or
B- It can cause performance drops on low end machines, i.e. consoles, that the dev's don't feel is worthwhile
#93 - Medic, Alabama Army Nat Guard. Every time there a CHANCE of … 10/02/2015 on Ohio 0
#73 - Is this season 3 or 5 or whatever the **** ? 10/02/2015 on Camera Angles 0
#126 - Found my new fetish M136 AT4 waifu is best waifu 10/01/2015 on The new (old) Call of Duty... 0
#37 - Thanks, man. Thought it looked like a husky mix or something. 10/01/2015 on Making Friends 0
#19 - You faggots like huskies? Here's my pup, 14 weeks old.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Making Friends +2
#31 - Dember (10/01/2015) [-]
The difference is that the husky in the OP is actually an Alaskan Klee Kai -- so it will say that size. c:
#37 - rocketpropelledtit (10/01/2015) [-]
Thanks, man. Thought it looked like a husky mix or something.
#167 - Her goal was to exterminate the black race, like **** wtf. 09/26/2015 on SJW Feminist Festival... 0
#9 - >Margret Sanger >Black Lives Matter Choose One. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2015 on SJW Feminist Festival... +7
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#147 - abesimpson (09/24/2015) [-]
But didnt create a Planned parenthood asociation in india and also opened an abortion clinic in harlem and hired only black people?

Now it makes sense, she wasnt giving black people jobs, she was planning on aborting black women.
#167 - rocketpropelledtit (09/26/2015) [-]
Her goal was to exterminate the black race, like shit wtf.
#53 - Ok, cool. I appreciate it man, and thanks for responding. De… 09/24/2015 on Help a fellow FJ'er +1
#51 - Hey xorioz or xorioz idk how mentioning works anymore …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Help a fellow FJ'er +4
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#194 - xorioz (09/25/2015) [-]
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#52 - xorioz (09/24/2015) [-]
I'm gonna do a video tomorrow that addresses some of all the concerns about this fundraiser. Including authenticity.
To tell you the truth I have been a bit comprehensive about doing an actual video.
I'm an introvert and i'm super fucking shy. I didn't want my face on this. guess it can't be avoided tho.
I'm also gonna do my best to persuade thunderfap to make a video of his own. But i refuse to push him. he has enough on his plate as it is.
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#61 - supahsayin (09/24/2015) [-]
Hey, you should make it a point in the post itself that if mr thunderfap is 1. A hoax, or 2. REALLY doesnt want treatment, that you'll give the money to a cancer charity that has a high ratio of money going to treatment, rather than the organization. Nonprofits sometimes tell you you're helping, but then 5 cents of your dollar only goes to the actual cause. 95 percent would go to the organization AKA organization higher ups.
#53 - rocketpropelledtit (09/24/2015) [-]
Ok, cool. I appreciate it man, and thanks for responding. Definitely put me on any mention list.

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User avatar #31 - micderp ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Hello friend in case I won on that rolling thing this is my steam profile
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135624712/
stalker collection would be the best pls
#28 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
#29 to #28 - rocketpropelledtit (09/20/2015) [-]
captainkilljoy received Fallout 4, haven't gotten around to the rest. Sorry!
#30 to #29 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Good for him. And no rush, was just curious to see who the big winners would be.
#27 - funpunk (09/14/2015) [-]
Can't wait for the announcement of the winners. The world needs more generous people like you.
User avatar #26 - rereviven ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Hey friend
If that roll contest thing was legitimate my steam profile is steamcommunity.com/id/Neivias/
PayDay2 would be pretty cool or, since I believe you said something about adding more games, Counter Strike Global Offensive would be great if that happened to be added.
I feel like an ass getting free stuff
User avatar #25 - logickid (09/12/2015) [-]
does Stalker count as Fallout cause I don't think I can run Fallout
#24 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
How long before the winners are decided?
User avatar #23 - maybeop (09/12/2015) [-]
You wanted number here you have it **maybeop used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"**
**maybeop rolls 122,863**
#19 - flameimp (09/12/2015) [-]
yo yo yo can i get stalker got 996,(and some other numbers)
#20 to #19 - rocketpropelledtit (09/12/2015) [-]
PM me a link to the comment
User avatar #17 - fapfapclapclap ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
where those giveaways at?
#15 - reapermaster (06/24/2015) [-]
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
#16 to #15 - kaboomz (06/27/2015) [-]
STALKER    
STALKER    
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
STALKER
#8 - skyrimdovah (06/18/2015) [-]
**skyrimdovah used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**skyrimdovah rolls 01**
I'm still waiting for the Fallout Giveaway
#9 to #8 - rocketpropelledtit (06/18/2015) [-]
When the Steam sale is over, brah. It's not just Fallout, trying to add more games to the collection.
#10 to #9 - skyrimdovah (06/18/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#2 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Ayo, I just saw that you are a huge ass Stalker fan just like myself, so I must ask you this:
What do you think about Lost Alpha?
I'll say my opinion about it later.
#3 to #2 - rocketpropelledtit (06/16/2015) [-]
What is the Lost Alpha?
#4 to #3 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Standalone ShoC remake made by Dezowave.
It's pretty great, but it feels so empty (not a lot of secret loot spots, very few npcs wandering outside, cheap jumpscares that pose no threat).
It has a bit of custom voice acting, includes cut zones, everything is different.

"6/10 pretty good for a f2p" - IGN
#5 to #4 - rocketpropelledtit (06/16/2015) [-]
Try the Misery mod, I loved it until my game crashed and wouldn't open
#6 to #5 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]
Tried it for 5 minutes, game started crashing every time I started a new game.
I'll possibly try it in the future, but now I am replaying the classic ShoC, it's so great.
I've already explored CoP/CS and I know everything about them, it's simply not as much entertaining as it was before.
#7 to #6 - rocketpropelledtit (06/17/2015) [-]
I love collecting and selling artifacts in CoP, then I just get a Lynx and snipe for the rest of the game. Log in and friend me, bitch.
#11 to #7 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
I am never going to log back onto my account.
Simply because I don't know how to explain to my 'friends' that I just didn't want to talk to them so I stayed offline.
Also I don't want one mod person to find out who I am so I am trying to hide my ip for now.
But I can add you on Steam.
(I have no idea what is your nickname as rocketpropelledtit gave me no results.)
#13 to #11 - rocketpropelledtit (06/21/2015) [-]
It's skylord_kosmo
#14 to #13 - anon (06/22/2015) [-]
Lmao our avatars are similar.
I actually considered taking the one you have
#12 to #11 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/acepelinas/
this is my profile
private because I don't want my irl friends to see all the **** that I've done
A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
User avatar #1 - willgum (06/16/2015) [-]
hello explosiverectum
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