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#6 - We have both, ***** . There's still peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on sad +16
User avatar #8 - bodeejus (5 hours ago) [-]
True dat.
#9 - >be in highschool >earthquake/fire alarm tests tell …  [+] (5 new replies) 12 hours ago on Fire alarm +70
User avatar #79 - monkeysniper (1 hour ago) [-]
First earthquake I experienced was when I was in a loft bed (like bunk bed but bottom would be desk area). Nearly shit myself cuz the whole thing was shaking I'm just like "oh fuck this is gonna hurt"
User avatar #69 - silentbystander (3 hours ago) [-]
Similar thing happened when I was in high school. We had 'lock down' drills couple times a year where we simulated what to do if there was an intruder in the school. One day some thief hops the fence and is sprinting through our school with police after him, teachers didn't do shit and half the school didn't even know about it.
#36 - tenshihina (7 hours ago) [-]
Slept through an earthquake once. Everyone was talking about it and I just sit there confused as fuck.
#13 - micekill (11 hours ago) [-]
there was once an earthquake in the middle of the night when i was 15, woke up, stood up, whole room was shaking. was too tired to go outside in the middle of winter, went back to sleep, earthquake stopped some minutes after that. rest of class at school next day was sleepless and in a state of shock. im happy
#30 - wreckedcar (8 hours ago) [-]
thats how ppl die
#4 - Are magpies just aggressive or is that one just an asshole?  [+] (21 new replies) 17 hours ago on Fifty shades of bird +223
#58 - astarothaufromage (4 hours ago) [-]
Well, unlesss you destroy their nest, are a predatory bird doesn;t matter which size, they even bother vultures and golden eagles , are small predatory mammal or atacked them, they'll leave you alone. Well the common magpie. This one I think s an australian or tasmanian one. And wel.. Everrything tries to kill you over there.
User avatar #53 - arrogant (4 hours ago) [-]
You don't know fear until you're riding along a highway, with trucks going past at 100kph, and one of those motherfuckers attacking from on high
#46 - malvolio (6 hours ago) [-]
The terror of my childhood...
User avatar #45 - EdwardNigma (6 hours ago) [-]
I think they are if their nest is nearby. I've never had problems with them, but my sisters, who would ride their bikes to school, apparently did, probably because they had to go past their nests.
So, either they'll get shit with you if they have a nest, or they hate people who ride bikes.
#38 - mr skeltal (7 hours ago) [-]
Laying season. The normally peaceful and inquisitive fuckers go full Stinger Missile on anyone in a one black radius, trying to tear you up like Ron Jeremy to a virgin.
#35 - mr skeltal (8 hours ago) [-]
I used to ride my bike to school when I was just a wee young lad, and I had a black and white helmet. Got swooped, every fucking day.
User avatar #34 - rangotherabbit (8 hours ago) [-]
In spring, yes. All of them. It sucks. And they have taken out peoples eyes, and they can scratch your face and head pretty badly.
The solution is to carry a stick, or just look ot them. They dont swoop if oyu make eye contact.
Not fun when crossing a separate lane hwy... The damn thing perched on a sign behind me and whenever i looked away to check for a gap in the cars it swooped.
I ended up swearing very loudly and waving my arms everywhere in a vain attempt to hit the damn thing.
I crossed the road to avoid it too....

#29 - mr skeltal (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't know about America, but Australian ones are bastards. They'll swoop you if you even come close to them and they hurt like shit. A mate of mine's helmet almost got wrecked by one
User avatar #27 - norkas (9 hours ago) [-]
A magpie once tried to nick my pizza.
Bloody cunt, let me tell ya mate.
#24 - iamrexraptor (9 hours ago) [-]
I had a large fluffy cat. His name was Jingles, but I considered him Captain no fucks. Everyday Cpt No Fucks would walk out to his favorite spot by the bird bath and lay down underneath it and sleep. Also everyday a magpie would dive bomb him constantly for hours never letting up and growing ever bolder. One day Cpt. No Fucks let the bird land next to him and caw at him for about fifteen minutes before he hissed in a very 'don't give a fuck manner" the bird flew off and never bothered him agian... for about 2 days

Jingles' fw
User avatar #23 - wizadry (9 hours ago) [-]
damn right they are but it can get worse, there's an endangered bird in Australia called a Plubber never been swooped by one personally my dad use to when he walked to school worst part is they have fucking barbs on there feet but both these birds only swoop during mating season which is around Christmas and the first quarter of the new year etc spring and late summer they don't actually have to have any young sometimes there overly aggressive just because there territorial and its mating season etc it was the most horrible thing walking to school in the spring because of it
#39 - mr skeltal (7 hours ago) [-]
Also plovers swoop to scare, magpies swoop to maim. As evidenced by the inch long scar on my head.
User avatar #22 - imabeagoodguy (10 hours ago) [-]
There's one in the back field of my school and lord help you if you get anywhere near it's tree.
Of course there's the little kids who go and piss it off for kicks which probably doesn't help.
Saw one get trapped underneath a bush by it the other day, shit was funny as fuck
User avatar #21 - zaxzwim (10 hours ago) [-]
if they have eggs or the small birds then they are overly protective, they usually couldn't give any less fucks though
#15 - satanplagued (12 hours ago) [-]
The get aggressive at certain times of the year when they have eggs / hatch-lings. Basically if you get to close to their nest at these times you will get fucked up.
#14 - schmidtycent (12 hours ago) [-]
I dont think so. I live out on a farm. I was taking a nap last summer, and was woken up by their constant 'Cawing'. I realized they were lacking something. They were so noisey because they were lead deficient. I gave em alllll the lead they could handle
#60 - captainsweden (3 hours ago) [-]
>animal ctuelty
#61 - mr skeltal (3 hours ago) [-]
Not if they're killed efficiently. It's only cruel if they suffer. If you get one or two the others will usually leave so you don't have to shoot them all.
#49 - pimpjesus (5 hours ago) [-]
this is all i can picture
yes i know they're roman candles.
User avatar #79 - monkeysniper (1 hour ago) [-]
That is just awesome, looks like a lvl 100 minigun from an rpg or something.
User avatar #5 - alexstraza (15 hours ago) [-]
If I understand it right they are aggressive in their territory
#33 - Every bit of content related to Australia only reinforces the …  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Not an Overreaction +6
User avatar #84 - fables (16 hours ago) [-]
except that spider is extremely common in the US
#107 - Thank you for this 09/30/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 4 +1
#2 - Is wasting perfectly good milk and making a huge mess really c…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Prank Fail +59
#14 - captainsweden (22 hours ago) [-]
Running around in a black neighbourhood and screaming nigger is also considered a prank nowadays.
User avatar #13 - europe (22 hours ago) [-]
Have you heard of the knock-out game? Apperently some trash consider that a "game"
User avatar #7 - Indoknight (10/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - thedecodedgamer (10/01/2014) [-]
Apparently yes
#4 - I had no idea what this meant until I read the title. … 09/30/2014 on As seen by a father. 0
#4 - There should be an option to turn this on and off. There's a s…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Netflix +5
User avatar #5 - zeroqp (09/30/2014) [-]
Sadly, they probably need this kind of function. Streaming HD content to thousands of users simultenously while keeping the wide bandwidth doesn't come for free. There are bound to be people who for instance fall asleep watching Netflix, or if someone put it on for their kids and they go do something else. Whatever the case might be, this feature exists to spare bandwidth for the rest of the users, so we can watch it with no buffering or lag.

At least that's what my personal hypothesis is. I could be wrong.
#8 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
It's probably the truth, i fall asleep to netflix whenever my GF isn't home because i can't fall asleep in silence. She snores so when she's there I don't need netflix.
#7 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
Then they should disable that shitty auto-play for the next episode tbh.
#1 - He looks like he just caught me relapsing after I promised him…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Foo chan know you +46
#5 - blackscienceman (09/30/2014) [-]
This guy
#2 - klldarkness (09/30/2014) [-]
He looks like he caught be looking at cat videos on the internet. Dx
#3 - klldarkness (09/30/2014) [-]
#3 - >remained calm and controlled >sweet comeback &g…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Bitch got served +1130
#180 - madmann (09/30/2014) [-]
#181 - madmann (09/30/2014) [-]
Forgot to write: 999.
#133 - jokervsbatsy (09/30/2014) [-]
exactly m8
#85 - darkeco (09/30/2014) [-]
**darkeco rolled image** if i could give this more than one thumb i would but have this picture
User avatar #154 - itskennyandjosh (09/30/2014) [-]
I got 2 grams for $40
#186 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
then youre an idiot for over paying
User avatar #188 - abowlofkitkats (09/30/2014) [-]
That's how much it is around here too. It's not overpaying, it's just how hard bud is to come by in those places.
User avatar #190 - itskennyandjosh (10/01/2014) [-]
x3 i was referencing the picture, people texted "i got to grams for $40" to a parent and then put "ignore that text"
#75 - hopskotch (09/30/2014) [-]
>At full sail

The lol's that were had
#59 - aliennova (09/30/2014) [-]
Not to mention she would have probably called the cops on him and say he beat her if he did get angry.
#104 - caffeinecommissar (09/30/2014) [-]
That, and if he had gotten angry she'd feel justified in killing the relationship ; "He yelled at me, what a psycho!" as opposed to "He stayed mature about it, perhaps I was wrong?" inb4
pick one"

My ex left me two months ago, but we remained friends, the fact that I'm still being nice to her seems to piss her off a lot. Not the guy in OPs picture though.
User avatar #117 - penileburglar (09/30/2014) [-]
"Living well is the best revenge," is very true indeed.

Nothing says 'fuck you' to an ex like being happier and more successful without them.
User avatar #57 - jacksparojr (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm typing this in the middle of my class right now at fullsail. Game dev ftw!
#7 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
Swelling with Full Sail pride
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