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rockamekishiko

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Date Signed Up:1/20/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Arizona
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#55 - how can it squeeze back through a tiny hole after eating a crustacean?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Octopus +1
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#93 - stifflimb (12/21/2015) [-]
The 2 guys under me got it pretty well explained, shortly octopuses can get through any opening that is bigger than their beaks, and they dont eat any hard parts so whatever they eat never hinders them unless they would be extremly bloated.
Octopus Houdini
Check the vid it's damn amazing
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#81 - monsterking (12/21/2015) [-]
the whole body of an octopus is very soft. they only have one solid part on their body and that would be the beak
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#72 - thirdjess (12/21/2015) [-]
Octopuses are incredibly versatile. There ability to squeeze through small holes isn't impeded by how full they are. They aren't snakes.
#63 - PAST MID-DAY are the key words 12/19/2015 on star wars spoilers -1
#14 - "The 12-hour clock is a time convention in which the 24 h…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on star wars spoilers 0
#32 - mollike (12/18/2015) [-]
your comment is as useful here as a whoopie cushion, just a fart noise I know that am is morning part and pm evening part so why ain't 12pm midnight is kinda the question
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#63 - rockamekishiko (12/19/2015) [-]
PAST MID-DAY are the key words
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#44 - thesovereigngrave (12/18/2015) [-]
Because midnight is considered the start of a new day; thus it's "before midday".
#28 - i don't think that's irony either. Irony would be something li… 12/18/2015 on Payback is a bitch +34
#148 - It's in spanish but it's chill 12/18/2015 on Top 5 Chillest Songs 0
#4 - Picture 12/18/2015 on Punch it Chewie +11
#4 - it was missing all along 12/18/2015 on we need to find it +2
#7 - monoxide? try dioxide, I read it's everywhere in the air and i…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/18/2015 on MUH CHEMICALS +18
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#25 - fatoneatetwo (12/18/2015) [-]
Ironically oxygen is actually "bad" for us. As it oxidises us and eventually does kill us.. We just also need it to survive lol
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#29 - platinumaltaria (12/18/2015) [-]
Cars are powered by explosions, except when they happen on the outside of the engine.
#59 - puttman (12/18/2015) [-]
Just talked about that at work. Oxygen is gasoline
#52 - kyubii (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm sure a large enough explosion outside a vehicle will propel it just as good if not better than inside the vehicle!

Your internal explosion vehicles are just a fad I tell you!
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#53 - platinumaltaria (12/18/2015) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that gif?
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#54 - kyubii (12/18/2015) [-]
Like this? 9 months.
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#55 - platinumaltaria (12/18/2015) [-]
I've almost been wanting to die for that long!
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#56 - kyubii (12/18/2015) [-]
Have you thought of donating your life to the testing of external explosion vehicles?

Your giblets shall be awaited in Science Valhalla!
#57 - platinumaltaria (12/18/2015) [-]
Somehow I don't think that's a good idea.
#58 - kyubii (12/18/2015) [-]
Perhaps hybrid int/ext explosion vehicles are more your thing?
#15 - heyword (12/18/2015) [-]
Well, dihydrogen dioxide, also called hydrogen peroxide, is dangerous, as it is a strong acid.
#22 - thrifty (12/18/2015) [-]
#24 - heyword (12/18/2015) [-]
You can facepalm all you want, i was simply saying that if you replace the monoxide in dihydrogen monoxide(water), with dioxide, you get a strong acid capable of causing severe burns and leaving the remaining skin white as chalk. I know that dioxide alone(also called oxygen gas) is mildly oxidizing as well as being the oxygen we breathe
#27 - thrifty (12/18/2015) [-]
It's not a facepalm, it's buzz-killington, killer of buzz and jokes.
#28 - heyword (12/18/2015) [-]
Well, thank god we have people like you to point out when someone adressering the ambiguity of a poorly worded(but still correct in it's intended meaning) comment is not actually making it funnier. I feel saved, thank you so much
#32 - thrifty (12/18/2015) [-]
Good thing we have someone like you 'adressering' those poorly worded comments.


Damn son.
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#10 - harrykuntz (12/18/2015) [-]
Every human ever exposed to dioxide has died anywhere from less than a year to one hundred and twenty two years from the time of the exposition to it. It may also be addictive, as people trying to go without it have trouble even lasting five minutes without it. Dioxide is all around, and is a common byproduct of all poisonous planets. Dioxide is the leading cause of corrosion on iron works, and even tarnishes bronzes, silver, and many other metals
#84 - no way  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on "Winners Aren't Losers" -By... 0
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#85 - Javapenguin (12/18/2015) [-]
ikr i thought he was to awesome to just be a regular person
#81 - oh it's almost like he's a person  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on "Winners Aren't Losers" -By... +5
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#82 - Javapenguin (12/18/2015) [-]
hitler was a person
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#84 - rockamekishiko (12/18/2015) [-]
no way
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#85 - Javapenguin (12/18/2015) [-]
ikr i thought he was to awesome to just be a regular person
#58 - ohh sweet jesus 12/18/2015 on just a lovely bike... 0
#75 - Comment deleted 12/18/2015 on gif Jraphics Interchange... 0
#89 - so why is this fag getting green thumbs?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on lolwut +1
#91 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Because he's really cute and mvtjets is a fiend
#13 - Comment deleted 12/18/2015 on Graduation Money +4
#61 - well she hesitated a lot 12/18/2015 on He's crying inside +3
#28 - at first i was ******* terrified because i thought it w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on Nope +7
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#30 - zionsype (12/18/2015) [-]
CMON STEP IT UP!!!
#61 - Clearly, every time the original picture is posted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Black Twists +4
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#62 - lulzdealer (12/17/2015) [-]
Well yeah. If the same joke gets posted every time then expect the same joke in response.
#59 - that isn't a joke, he's just salty  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Black Twists +3
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#60 - lulzdealer (12/17/2015) [-]
bullshit. it's clearly a joke in response to another joke.
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#61 - rockamekishiko (12/17/2015) [-]
Clearly, every time the original picture is posted
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#62 - lulzdealer (12/17/2015) [-]
Well yeah. If the same joke gets posted every time then expect the same joke in response.
#14 - trucks are extremely useful plus most people like the way they look 12/17/2015 on beautiful nature 0
#21 - i hate how repeats **** so much 12/17/2015 on Aziz +1
#54 - not to mention that it defeats the purpose when half of the wo… 12/17/2015 on Black Twists -2
#53 - always the one faggot that can't take THIS ONE joke  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Black Twists +10
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#58 - lulzdealer (12/17/2015) [-]
>person makes joke
>user jokes back

>OMG WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
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#59 - rockamekishiko (12/17/2015) [-]
that isn't a joke, he's just salty
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#60 - lulzdealer (12/17/2015) [-]
bullshit. it's clearly a joke in response to another joke.
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#61 - rockamekishiko (12/17/2015) [-]
Clearly, every time the original picture is posted
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#62 - lulzdealer (12/17/2015) [-]
Well yeah. If the same joke gets posted every time then expect the same joke in response.
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#54 - rockamekishiko (12/17/2015) [-]
not to mention that it defeats the purpose when half of the words are misspelled
#58 - over-protective mothers 12/17/2015 on What's he smoking? +2
#53 - thought it was 2 billion 12/17/2015 on Thanks Obama. 0
#191 - this is a little past the uncanny valley for me. pretty realistic 12/17/2015 on When you realize you're... +1

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#8 - geeky ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
It's always good to meet a fellow sunbro
It's always good to meet a fellow sunbro
User avatar #9 to #8 - rockamekishiko (05/21/2015) [-]
hell yeah
User avatar #4 - terafyde (04/15/2014) [-]
Do what you wish, I won't stop you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rockamekishiko (04/15/2014) [-]
thing is i don't know where your comment is anymore lol
User avatar #6 to #5 - terafyde (04/15/2014) [-]
If you'd like I'd link it. Don't give too many ***** tho.
User avatar #3 - terafyde (04/15/2014) [-]
Well, despite deleting the comment that did not erase it from my notification.
If you left it
I would of posted an image, that one with the rat saying that's not very polite, is it?
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