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#56 - Then maybe you should stop using 'average' to describe 'not v…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Ummm, yeah... 0
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#57 - infernis (14 hours ago) [-]
>My usage of the word is completely in agreement with the dictionary.

These would disagree with you:
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/average
www.dictionary.com/browse/average
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/average

Why do simple linguistics trigger you so much, friend?
"99% of people are average" is an oxymoron, plain and simple.
If you mean "compared to the best, 99% of people are not very good", then say that and establish what you mean clearly before coming here with your profound wisdom.
#80 - Suck a dick. You're on the ******* internet. It would have t… 18 hours ago on Hilakl Ziengu Goff Ammy -1
#24 - Not to be a dick or anything, but your problem isn't with math…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Ummm, yeah... +2
#55 - infernis (15 hours ago) [-]
>'Average' has a mathematical definition. I'm not using it in that context.

Then maybe you should stop using 'average' to describe 'not very good according to my expectations'. I know exactly what you meant and understood you perfectly well, I just choose to be pedantic because, why not.

>We all suck.

I don't like to think that way. It can be used as an excuse to not try hard at all because there will almost always be someone to which you are bad, in comparison.

Let's pretend IQ is an accurate measurement of intelligence, no matter whether you believe it is or it isn't, for a minute.
If I have an IQ of 120 and the average IQ is 100 - I'm quite a bit above average. The fact that there are rare individuals with 190-ish IQs doesn't devalue my own strengths nor does it take away from my achievements.
#56 - robuntu (15 hours ago) [-]
Then maybe you should stop using 'average' to describe 'not very good according to my expectations'. I know exactly what you meant and understood you perfectly well, I just choose to be pedantic because, why not.

No. Stop being fucking retarded. The word has SEVERAL DEFINITIONS, not just a strict mathematical one.

My usage of the word is completely in agreement with the dictionary. Stop being a pedantic fuckwad, and if you are going to be a pedantic fuckwad, at least be correct. I'm not going to bother reading the rest of your post because you're acting like a twat.
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#57 - infernis (14 hours ago) [-]
>My usage of the word is completely in agreement with the dictionary.

These would disagree with you:
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/average
www.dictionary.com/browse/average
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/average

Why do simple linguistics trigger you so much, friend?
"99% of people are average" is an oxymoron, plain and simple.
If you mean "compared to the best, 99% of people are not very good", then say that and establish what you mean clearly before coming here with your profound wisdom.
#18 - Hey - it's true for her too. No matter what you like …  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Ummm, yeah... +10
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#58 - glacerose (13 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#46 - The leader of the KKK says it's a non violent Christian organi…  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on Hilakl Ziengu Goff Ammy +1
#77 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
>"Non-Violent Christian Organization"
>huffingtonpost

Nah, not even gonna click on that. Find a more reliable source.
#80 - robuntu (18 hours ago) [-]
Suck a dick. You're on the fucking internet. It would have taken you less time to find KKK's official stance than it would take for you to type up your retarded comment.

Are you claiming that the KKK does not present itself as a Christian organization?
Or did you just want to show the world that you think ad hominem attacks are legit?

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#52 - eloitsmee (20 hours ago) [-]
It also says 'non-violent' which we know is false, but I do see your point. I wasn't defending them, just observing.
#44 - If you go to the KKKs website they clearly say they support st…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on Hilakl Ziengu Goff Ammy -1
#88 - noschool (18 hours ago) [-]
yes they are defiantly not racist

ya they don't formally advocate violence anymore but I doubt they'd be they'd be the coming to the defense of any blacks why got beat up because of their race. they do advocate self defense and i have a feeling they'd be willing to stretch self defense pretty far for a white guy.
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#16 - Sure - but I'm not saying 'The person who is better than you a…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Ummm, yeah... +3
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#19 - littleriffy (20 hours ago) [-]
There is nothing I can disagree with. Not that I ever really disagreed.
#13 - I'm actually saying both. The average person isn't pa…  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on Ummm, yeah... +3
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#14 - littleriffy (21 hours ago) [-]
but that surgeon, who is better than you in every countable measure, is statistically unlikely to appear in your life, although not impossible - a statistical anomaly. unless your like 10, and a 16 year old probably is better. it is however, very likely that for every measurable trait, you meet somebody who is better.
#16 - robuntu (21 hours ago) [-]
Sure - but I'm not saying 'The person who is better than you and could always give your girl more than you can, is around'. I'm also not even saying that they would *want* your girl.

I'm just saying they exist.

So the idea that it's somehow a factor in whether or not you should be jealous is silly. Of course some rich, successful, attractive guy could give your girl more.

They're probably busy banging hotter, smarter, more successful girls than we'd be dating anyway. But they clearly could give them more than we can.
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#19 - littleriffy (20 hours ago) [-]
There is nothing I can disagree with. Not that I ever really disagreed.
#11 - Maybe you are. Statistically though the odds are very…  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on Ummm, yeah... +4
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#12 - littleriffy (21 hours ago) [-]
not that someone is better at everything, but instead: for every aspect, there is someone better.
#13 - robuntu (21 hours ago) [-]
I'm actually saying both.

The average person isn't particularly good at anything. It's not hard to find people who are better than them in every reasonable measure.

There exists some guy out there who is better looking than me, taller than me, stronger than me, faster than me, funnier than me, kinder than me, etc, etc....

My sister just married a surgeon. The guy is making half a million dollars per year, *and* he's running triathlons, *and* he beat the hell out of me in Overwatch. The bastard even plays guitar. And as much as I want to hate him, I can't because he's got an amazing personality.

In every way that matters, he's better than me. And I'm doing pretty good for myself.
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#14 - littleriffy (21 hours ago) [-]
but that surgeon, who is better than you in every countable measure, is statistically unlikely to appear in your life, although not impossible - a statistical anomaly. unless your like 10, and a 16 year old probably is better. it is however, very likely that for every measurable trait, you meet somebody who is better.
#16 - robuntu (21 hours ago) [-]
Sure - but I'm not saying 'The person who is better than you and could always give your girl more than you can, is around'. I'm also not even saying that they would *want* your girl.

I'm just saying they exist.

So the idea that it's somehow a factor in whether or not you should be jealous is silly. Of course some rich, successful, attractive guy could give your girl more.

They're probably busy banging hotter, smarter, more successful girls than we'd be dating anyway. But they clearly could give them more than we can.
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#19 - littleriffy (20 hours ago) [-]
There is nothing I can disagree with. Not that I ever really disagreed.
#37 - I *hate* 'fixed loop' time travel movies. It's the weakest, m… 23 hours ago on Murph intesifies 0