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#4 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i… 07/09/2016 on Balls handler +1
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#28 - a ******* walrus that needs to learn how to do situps 07/09/2016 on Walrus doing situps +2
#147 - Picture 07/09/2016 on My Asshole Cousin 0
#31 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Donald Trump on the Dallas... 0
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#102 - fatminion (07/10/2016) [-]
an execution-style murder - by definition - requires the murderer to have COMPLETE CONTROL over the victim and the victim. If a sniper has a "very good vantage point", then it's not an execution or Chicago-style murder. For that, he would have had to disarm his victim, force him on his knees or back or something, and fire very close range. This was not the case. He simply sniped the fucker, then everyone ran away, and he was able to run up to the first cop and quickly finish the job by putting a mercy bullet in his skull. I'm not saying the incident wasn't terrible and I'm not saying the shooter(s) had the advantage, but it's in no was an "execution-style murder".
#103 - robertelee (07/11/2016) [-]
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#4 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/08/2016 on You'll shoot your eye out +6
#16 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
I reread it. It seems as though you said that a bb gun has never killed anyone. You are wrong. It is as simple as that.
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#5 - distortedflare (07/08/2016) [-]
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#6 - huntergriff (07/09/2016) [-]
To be fair, you probably shouldn't be out in public with a bb gun in the first place.
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#7 - alwaysscaroused (07/09/2016) [-]
It is pretty illegal to be in public with a BB gun
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#8 - huntergriff (07/09/2016) [-]
I mean...as long as it has an orange cap on it, it's fine
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#12 - whitechino (07/09/2016) [-]
Orange marker can make any gun look playful.
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#9 - alwaysscaroused (07/09/2016) [-]
still illegal, don't wave that shit around, orange tip or not I do airsoft so I try to catch up with the laws about BB guns, you can move with a BB gun but it has to be in a bag, you can't carry it on your person in public
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#10 - huntergriff (07/09/2016) [-]
well...yeah, i mean if you're waving that shit around, you're just begging to get your ass shot.
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#11 - alwaysscaroused (07/09/2016) [-]
that's about right, just because it's a "toy" people tends to do dumb shit and then act like it's not their fault
#4 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i… 07/08/2016 on Pc runs faster +5
#3 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2016 on me +25
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#44 - wazoowonseventeen (07/10/2016) [-]
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#5 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Donald Trump on the Dallas... +8
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#9 - fatminion (07/09/2016) [-]
perhaps at least the first murder was "unfair" as the cops weren't expecting it, but there are not enough circumstances for the entire incident to prove execution-style murders (according to the dictionary definition) >>#7
#31 - robertelee (07/09/2016) [-]
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**robertelee rolled image**it all depends on the shooters vantage point and his firing speed and accuracy

the man that was killed suspected to be the shooter was a military trained sniper
if he was as good as he should be it should have taken a while for the police to find where it was coming from
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#102 - fatminion (07/10/2016) [-]
an execution-style murder - by definition - requires the murderer to have COMPLETE CONTROL over the victim and the victim. If a sniper has a "very good vantage point", then it's not an execution or Chicago-style murder. For that, he would have had to disarm his victim, force him on his knees or back or something, and fire very close range. This was not the case. He simply sniped the fucker, then everyone ran away, and he was able to run up to the first cop and quickly finish the job by putting a mercy bullet in his skull. I'm not saying the incident wasn't terrible and I'm not saying the shooter(s) had the advantage, but it's in no was an "execution-style murder".
#103 - robertelee (07/11/2016) [-]
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#1 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/08/2016 on You'll shoot your eye out +52
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#40 - stroganoff (07/09/2016) [-]
"Oreos" not "Orioles" you dingus
#41 - robertelee (07/09/2016) [-]
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**robertelee rolled image**it was a roll you ass bandit
#52 - stroganoff (07/10/2016) [-]
my father was an ass bandit

it is an honor to wear the title as he did
#54 - robertelee (07/11/2016) [-]
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**robertelee rolled image**eyepatch is in the wrong place
#19 - notsohappygamer (07/09/2016) [-]
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#15 - mrpotatofudge (07/09/2016) [-]
i dont know man

if left untreated a bb wound could become infected and kill the man
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#24 - robertelee (07/09/2016) [-]
then technically it would be neglect not the gun
#4 - robertelee (07/08/2016) [-]
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**robertelee rolled image**RE READ MY ABOVE COMMENT ABOUT THE HAMMER
#16 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
I reread it. It seems as though you said that a bb gun has never killed anyone. You are wrong. It is as simple as that.
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#5 - distortedflare (07/08/2016) [-]
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#6 - huntergriff (07/09/2016) [-]
To be fair, you probably shouldn't be out in public with a bb gun in the first place.
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#7 - alwaysscaroused (07/09/2016) [-]
It is pretty illegal to be in public with a BB gun
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#8 - huntergriff (07/09/2016) [-]
I mean...as long as it has an orange cap on it, it's fine
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#12 - whitechino (07/09/2016) [-]
Orange marker can make any gun look playful.
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#9 - alwaysscaroused (07/09/2016) [-]
still illegal, don't wave that shit around, orange tip or not I do airsoft so I try to catch up with the laws about BB guns, you can move with a BB gun but it has to be in a bag, you can't carry it on your person in public
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#10 - huntergriff (07/09/2016) [-]
well...yeah, i mean if you're waving that shit around, you're just begging to get your ass shot.
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#11 - alwaysscaroused (07/09/2016) [-]
that's about right, just because it's a "toy" people tends to do dumb shit and then act like it's not their fault
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#2 - huntergriff (07/08/2016) [-]
whoa nigga, chill.