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#5 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2016 on The Bulgarian 4x100 relay team 0
#19 - kapkap (06/21/2016) [-]
surgery might be able to make it fun again
#5 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i… 06/20/2016 on another meaningless hashtag +2
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#1 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2016 on gender swap -1
#2 - kingreykonig (06/22/2016) [-]
Autism. Not even once
#1 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2016 on Sea turtle rescue +56
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#33 - hetzerdk (06/21/2016) [-]
Nah, they they didnt play the violin, but they where good writers. The made some great works with the Chicago Typewriters
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#54 - rockamekishiko (06/21/2016) [-]
the violin as in a tommy gun inside a violin case
#66 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
Fairly sure a Chicago Typewriter is another name for a Tommy Gun bro

#5 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2016 on All I see is a man who... 0
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#1 - so its a woman with a bad hair cut and a mustache wh… 06/20/2016 on This is now your enemy 0
#7 - **robertelee used "*roll picture*"** **robertelee rolled i… 06/18/2016 on Facebook Shit 0
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#4 - thats how you shot gun a beer  [+] (24 new replies) 06/16/2016 on How not to drink beer +72
#30 - chillgamzee (06/17/2016) [-]
Her form is fucking terrible. Do i need to make a video and show you plebs the proper way to shotgun? THERE IS NO NEED TO SPILL ANY OF IT!
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#5 - joshlol (06/16/2016) [-]
this is a thing?
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#52 - zeroxnight (06/17/2016) [-]
it allows you to drink it faster. think about the physics of it.
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#50 - mehehe (06/17/2016) [-]
have you not heard the phrase "shotgunning a beer." in your life?

ive got a few homies that shotgun, it's not to my particular style though, i like to just drink here and there until i feel right.
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#9 - besle (06/16/2016) [-]
Yeah, good way to get drunk fast if you do a couple in a row, but quite messy.
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#22 - Greevon (06/17/2016) [-]
How is it any faster than drinking normally?
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#108 - stankape (06/17/2016) [-]
When you pop the top, you can down a beer in seconds
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#25 - besle (06/17/2016) [-]
Usually you do a couple of them in fast succession
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#26 - Greevon (06/17/2016) [-]
But what I mean is, how is shotgunning more efficient at getting the beer down your throat? Opening the tab and drinking seems to work just fine, and I'm not losing 5-15% of the liquid.

Considering the popularity of it, there must be some advantage, but I don't see it.
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#95 - xnachelpor (06/17/2016) [-]
Well the beer loss is not needed. You can lay the can down with the side facing upwards, cut a nice hole in the side, put your mouth to it and lift it up - She's just being messy to look cool i guess
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#56 - viscerys (06/17/2016) [-]
Shotgunning it gets it all into you pretty much at once, so there's no time for your body to break down any of the alcohol in your blood. At least I think that's how it works. It's like snorkelling bottles.
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#35 - kyojinn (06/17/2016) [-]
you can kill a 6 pick in under a minute, that much beer hitting your system in such a short time gets you buzzed faster, and more efficiently. Thus freeing you and your comrades to continue with your debauchery unimpeded by constant need to grab another beer.
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#27 - besle (06/17/2016) [-]
Airflow, a beer can generally don't allow lots of air to flow through it. With an active airflow in the other end, you can literally suck the beer out from the hole in the bottom. I'd recommend you try it one day, just to get an idea of what it does.
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#12 - grumpygrandpa (06/16/2016) [-]
I don't really get it. How do you get drunk on beer? Beer always makes me and my pals wanna pee real bad, but nobody gets drunk on that alone.
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#21 - avocadoXD (06/16/2016) [-]
your not doing it right
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#13 - besle (06/16/2016) [-]
Large consumation of alcohol in a short amount of time makes you drunk, beer not excluded.
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#15 - grumpygrandpa (06/16/2016) [-]
Beer has a really low alcohol percentage tho.
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#16 - besle (06/16/2016) [-]
Don't drink bud light then.
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#17 - grumpygrandpa (06/16/2016) [-]
Beer around here has 6-7% alcohol percentage iirc. Bud light has 4. It's still really low.
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#19 - emiyashirou (06/16/2016) [-]
Wot. I have beer in my fridge that's 23%.
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#23 - gcloud (06/17/2016) [-]
what the fuck? whats it called?
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#24 - emiyashirou (06/17/2016) [-]
I mixed up my alcohols, derp. The beer I have in my fridge is Alpine Beer at 17%.
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#20 - grumpygrandpa (06/16/2016) [-]
Never seen such thing here. I usually just drink fernet, 48.
#14 - papakhan (06/16/2016) [-]
he was dick waving