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>live near huge family that has 26 cousins
>school is probably around neighborhood

It's not unlikely to see people walking in their own neighborhood
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#37 - **** yeah brother, i sometimes eat a whole chicken for …  [+] (20 new replies) 05/23/2015 on how i met your trigger +2
User avatar #53 - Tusura (05/23/2015) [-]
If you are truly weight lifting, and putting on muscle mass. Eating a whole chicken for lunch isn't a bad idea.
That should be the -only- reason you would eat an entire chicken for lunch.
You eat -only- the chicken. Maybe some veggies and a light piece of carbs.

THEN, you proceed to go to the gym and bust ass till you burn off the 1200 calories you just took in.
All that protein going towards gains. Veggies to help it through your system. Carbs for the sustained energy.

Beast mode is a thing, but you gotta do it right.
User avatar #74 - apostolos (05/23/2015) [-]
Thank you!! And the colon of every person who takes this to heart thanks you too.. Pro tip: digestive enzymes!
#38 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
*hambeast mode
User avatar #63 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
The only people who should be allowed to eat like that are people who weight very little no matter how much they eat....

120 pounds of weight, and a pencil (Just checked) still has more length than the wideness of my body, and I try to eat constantly.... I'm always goddamn hungry too, it freaking sucks, but is also awesome at the same time. The feeling of being hungry, but always being able to eat I mean.
#140 - drpenguinz (05/23/2015) [-]
in fact most thin people simply underestimate what they have to eat for gainz
#108 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
ever checked yourself for diabetes bro?
this very well sounds like it... especially if you have to pee often and also always have a dry mouth/feel thirsty all the time.

then again you could just have a good metabolism, but better safe than sorry m8
User avatar #110 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
I should probably check, would I also experience moments of extreme strength loss and darkening vision?
User avatar #115 - ilovejuice (05/23/2015) [-]
logged in for ya,

well strength loss is definetly something that acompanies unchecked diabetes becuase the body can't get energy out of the food you eat and has to use first fat tissue and later muscle mass if the fatty tissue doesnt cut it anymore.
about darkening vision: well diabetes can effect the eyes, for example your eyesight might get blurry after certain distances like 5meters+ because the blood sugar level causes sugar to be deposed in your eye-lense making it less flexible. So theoreticly your vision could also darken or you could feel a certain dizzyness after standing up.

-if you are incredibly lazy and can't find motivation for most things
-have really bad "muscle pain"(don't know the real word=you get it after training) after doing a little exercise
-have to constantly pee(depents on how much you actually drink, duh)
-always thirsty
-always kinda sleepy

so yeah hope i could help you
User avatar #116 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
While I am lazy, I do DO things whenever I can like mowing the lawn and taking out the trash and basic house work, but I'm lazy in the sense I find the simplest and easiest way to do it. (Which according to my parents, IS lazy.)

The muscle pain thing I don't experience much, but I already have a really, REALLY, high tolerance to pain already, so I can't say. (Broke a bone in my palm, but didn't know it was broken until 2 weeks later)

I haven't been clocking the pee thing, but I also don't know what the average of how much I should pee is in the first place.

I drink 1 liter of water a day.

I stay up super late, that's why I sleep all day.
#79 - araell (05/23/2015) [-]
"the only people who should be allowed to do that are people like me" sure brah also you probably have a tapeworm, better check your butt
#82 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
Checked already out of suspicion with a doctor, nothing there.

And that Tusura guy is right, also people who burn a large amount of calories.

I should have just said "one" of the "Type" of people who do that are like me.

And apparently dietary fatness CAN be genetic....
User avatar #146 - Tusura (05/23/2015) [-]
I have Thyroid issues.

Losing weight, and keeping weight off is exceptionally difficult for me, even with diet and exercise.

It's not impossible though. Which is what a lot of people want to believe.
Yes, I got the short end of the stick. Yes, i'm going to beat life in the knees with said stick.
User avatar #88 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
Then maybe i'm a goddamn exception, I don't know. I do no physical work, I eat like a truck in a zombie apocalypse, and I sleep, ALL. FREAKING. DAY.

I mean, I can't run for shit, but I still only clock in at again, about 120.

By all rights, I should be a lard.
#111 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
damn, especially the sleeping all day part sounds totally like diabetes. speaking from experience: better get your blood sugar checked out man this could end pretty bad for you if its unrecogniced diabetes
User avatar #113 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm only 18, so getting diabetes this early would suck the big one.
User avatar #117 - ilovejuice (05/23/2015) [-]
well i got mine with about 14 that was like 7 years ago so yeah sucks big time

if it's type I-Diabetes I'm afraid its genetic and you will have it for the rest of your live and there was nothing in your live you could have done to prevent it.

BUT diabetes is is a sickness thats very well treatable today and even with diabetes you can do most things everyone else can do except: jobs in (Public)Transportation, jobs with heavy spinning machinery like woodworker or similar and maybe most importanty NO ARMED SERVICE so no Police or Army
User avatar #119 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
Nobody in my family has diabetes, so i'm good on that angle.
User avatar #120 - ilovejuice (05/23/2015) [-]
well from the comment before (#115) it doesn't seem like diabetes too much anymore, so i think you're good and probably just have high metabolism so you can eat whatever the fuck you like without gaining weight.

But just to be sure if you know someone with diabetes you could ask them if you can check your bloddsugar level and if its in the normal parameters then you're golden and don't have to worry about it again : D

So I didn't wanna scare you with the diabetes-talk but as I said better save than sorry, and I really don't wish diabetes to anyone.
User avatar #121 - assassindash (05/23/2015) [-]
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