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#15 - Everyone seems to be missing the main thing here... Yes 4TB of…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2016 on Public Porn +3
#35 - loopoff (06/07/2016) [-]
My friend works at a place that does tech support to credit card machines from midnight to 8 am. Since he gets like 3 calls a night, he just surfs the internet all night. Since its night time, the whole call center is empty, so his job's super fucking internet is basically all to himself (It's supposed to be "divided" between 120 computers at daytime).

He downloaded stuff faster than the disk drive can write, so the PC actually has to slow down the download. I don't want to give you a specific number for the speed because I don't know the exact number, but its fucking fast, blue ray movie downloads (50gb) would take a minute or two. 4 terabites won't take that long to download, if he started when his shift began. This was also about 5ish years ago, so computers and internet speeds are even better now.

I could see this happening to OP, since he could have to leave at 8AM and his teammate would have to step in, on the same computer. Thus the "it takes too long to delete", because he knows someone will see the "Deleting BIG_TITS_JENNY_TAKING_IT_IN_ASS...".

But really, I don't know anything about it, just saying its possible.
#16 - itzan (06/07/2016) [-]
5 days or so with a meager 100 mbit connection. Maybr it was a uni computer with one of those 1gbit connections. But even then like 10 hours...
#22 - anon (06/07/2016) [-]
or maybe it's a personal computer since they bothered to blank out the user in the file path
#30 - Kenesu (06/07/2016) [-]
May not be a personal computer. Some public computers require a username and password to log into will have that same pathway on every computer. Maybe a uni computer in the library that's why he's freaking out because they will be able to trace him with the username in the filepath.
#52 - So did the gun backfire or was he shot by someone else?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2016 on When you try to pick up an... +7
#91 - shadowvision (06/07/2016) [-]
There is a small caliber single shot 'pistol' rigged up to aim at the eye and set to fire when the weapon is shouldered to aim. The large amount of cloth wrapped around is the triggering mechanism and the thing holding it in place. If you watch the gun closely, the 'pistol' recoils and drops as it is being fired. Dark, but brilliant trap for a gun you need to leave behind.
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#61 - fuzzyballs (06/07/2016) [-]
do you always ask stupid question or is this just a one time thing?
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#68 - pivotmasterdmtwo (06/07/2016) [-]
Are you always this much of an asshole or is this just a one time thing?
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#70 - fuzzyballs (06/07/2016) [-]
always
no exception
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#60 - keltainenlumi (06/07/2016) [-]
Sniped.
#110 - As a security guard, I can tell you those guards risked losing…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2016 on Woman Trips a Dindu +2
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#117 - coledunk (03/06/2016) [-]
I think it depends, like location or if its the mall hired security or if they go through another organization that provides security.
#1515 - Comment deleted 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! 0
#14 - Posted this long time ago... Nice try. 07/28/2015 on Fallout 4 weapon... +1
#1 - 10/10 made my day 07/11/2015 on (untitled) +7
#2 - Don't go back to someone just to make them feel better. If you… 03/31/2015 on should i go back to my ex? +1
#1 - HOLY CRAP! It just hit me again... The loving niece tries to kill him! 02/22/2015 on Spy Kids 3 revaluation 0
#11 - I'm almost positive that's the same actor that does the Silent…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Hey you! +2
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#12 - japanexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
It is, among many other things. The guy in yellow is Matsumoto Hitoshi and the other is Hamada Masatoshi. They're actually a Japanese comedian duo called "Downtown".
#255 - Singing in the rain in my ass 01/23/2015 on Happy Synthesizer in my ass 0
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