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rizzonailock

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/08/2011
Last Login:5/13/2011
Location:A place with trees
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2490 total,  2570 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 257 total,  338 ,  81
Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 125 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 126 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:2
Content Views:392
Times Content Favorited:254 times
Total Comments Made:83
FJ Points:2747
Yeah. I'm not as old as my account says. Actually about 4 years younger. :l Well, I made a pledge to post only OC once I made my account. And I plan on keeping it.

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latest user's comments

#39 - Quite frankly I would put my fingers up to the window and make… 05/08/2011 on they are reading my mind +7
#425 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2011 on comic -7
User avatar #431 - rememberthisname (04/27/2011) [-]
and thumbs
#432 - anon (04/27/2011) [-]
Wow! Your thumbs have red rext t- Oh wait...
#39 - Picture 04/25/2011 on NO EXCEPTIONS 0
#272 - You sir are disqualified. roll 3's only nub.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2011 on MOM? +7
#356 - ulrock (04/24/2011) [-]
Next time you should mention that in your post. Saying "trips decides" means that anyone can roll anything and if they get trips anywhere then it counts.
User avatar #278 - floydcalling (04/24/2011) [-]
**floydcalling rolls 868**
#256 - Trips chooses my facebook status.  [+] (108 new replies) 04/24/2011 on MOM? +8
#812 - foreveraroll (04/25/2011) [-]
**foreveraroll rolls 408** I let people on funnyjunk decide my facebook status
User avatar #810 - ilikepieelman (04/24/2011) [-]
**ilikepieelman rolls 360** anyone got a spare dildo?
User avatar #446 - shmeh (04/24/2011) [-]
**shmeh rolls 4,390,088** my sisters vag tastes sooooo good
User avatar #440 - nothnxialreadyate (04/24/2011) [-]
**nothnxialreadyate rolls 153**

I knew I should have worn a condom...... Driving mom to the abortion clinic.
User avatar #436 - theycallmecrazy (04/24/2011) [-]
**theycallmecrazy rolls 514** Who wants candy? Gotta come to my house for it, though....
User avatar #437 - theycallmecrazy (04/24/2011) [-]
**theycallmecrazy rolls 114** Last time....
#438 - theycallmecrazy (04/24/2011) [-]
#428 - picklefcker (04/24/2011) [-]
**picklefcker rolls 519**
#427 - picklefcker (04/24/2011) [-]
**picklefcker rolls 215**
User avatar #420 - TheDutchBoy (04/24/2011) [-]
**TheDutchBoy rolls 189** your facebook: ''i will cut my penis off for three dollars''
User avatar #410 - ReturnDarkKnight (04/24/2011) [-]
**ReturnDarkKnight rolls 579**
Hey! Guess who got a new strap-on dildo! Who wants to play?
#397 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 718** nigger dick tastes like greasy chicken
User avatar #393 - ebonywyvern (04/24/2011) [-]
**ebonywyvern rolls 155,598,812** Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!
#396 - ebonywyvern (04/24/2011) [-]
does that count?
#383 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 181**



Justin Beiber does have a penis, she just cut it off to use as a dildo!
#385 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 402** Wouldn't it be awesome if Kesha and Justin Beiber had a baby?
#387 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 547** Guess who let freaks from funnyjunk decide my facebook status!
#392 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 747** Hey guys, i just deepthroated a cock for the first time! It was fun until Ke$ha's dick went so far down it ruptured my colon. Today was a great day~
User avatar #380 - xXnOObXx (04/24/2011) [-]
**xXnOObXx rolls 810** is it normal for your penis to collapse during masturbation?
User avatar #379 - Achmedisfunneh (04/24/2011) [-]
**Achmedisfunneh rolls 220** hi
User avatar #382 - Achmedisfunneh (04/24/2011) [-]
FUCK almost =(
User avatar #384 - Achmedisfunneh (04/24/2011) [-]
**Achmedisfunneh rolls 627,841,896** hello
User avatar #370 - gamefreakSO (04/24/2011) [-]
**gamefreakSO rolls 350** god.... my dad sure knows how to give it to me ill have to find other guys to do this with me any guy want to join me?
#366 - anotheraccount (04/24/2011) [-]
**anotheraccount rolls 203**
User avatar #361 - Striken (04/24/2011) [-]
**Striken rolls 805** just sucked my first cock! I can totally see why gay guys love it!
User avatar #359 - psychedelicc (04/24/2011) [-]
**psychedelicc rolls 185** Never thought id lose my virginity to a dead pig.
User avatar #348 - flymeariver (04/24/2011) [-]
**flymeariver rolls 638** my cunt is on fire , it feels good .
User avatar #347 - cowmoose (04/24/2011) [-]
**cowmoose rolls 61,449,073**

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR !
User avatar #346 - HOLYCARP (04/24/2011) [-]
**HOLYCARP rolls 367** lol my cum tastes funny.
User avatar #341 - HOLYCARP (04/24/2011) [-]
**HOLYCARP rolls 376** lol my cum tastes funny.
User avatar #339 - HOLYCARP (04/24/2011) [-]
**HOLYCARP rolls 960** lol my cum tastes funny.
#338 - mathers (04/24/2011) [-]
**mathers rolls 567** Just fapping to pics on facebook lol
#336 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 940**
all the comments bellow suck.
this is how you do it.

say on facebook "my sex noise is shabadaba"
#334 - mathers (04/24/2011) [-]
**mathers rolls 464** Just had a shit in the swimming pool lol! A little kid started playing with it. haha.
#332 - Slowbreakdown has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #307 - fuckberries (04/24/2011) [-]
**fuckberries rolls 577** just sucked my first cock! I can totally see why gay guys love it!
User avatar #316 - fuckberries (04/24/2011) [-]
**fuckberries rolls 196** hey guys, did you hear about this new movie? it's called avatar!
User avatar #318 - fuckberries (04/24/2011) [-]
**fuckberries rolls 437** fuckberries.
User avatar #323 - fuckberries (04/24/2011) [-]
**fuckberries rolls 521** when in doubt. C4
#292 - MrHat has deleted their comment.
#291 - foreveraroll (04/24/2011) [-]
**foreveraroll rolls 448** I let people on funnyjunk decide my facebook status
#290 - brexruls has deleted their comment.
#288 - mathers (04/24/2011) [-]
**mathers rolls 385** Can you imagine fucking a baby? That would be so tight!
#286 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 711** Time to crucify some niggers... Let's bring the KKK back to what it was
#285 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
All those japanese people are fucking complainers. We get it, you got hit with a tidal wave, but that was weeks ago! Get over it you slant eyed fucks!
#378 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#377 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#376 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#375 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#374 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#373 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#372 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#371 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#330 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#331 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#329 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#328 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#327 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#326 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#325 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#324 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#322 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#320 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#319 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#317 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#315 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#314 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#313 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#311 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#308 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#310 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#305 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#302 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#301 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#300 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#299 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#297 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#296 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#295 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#294 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#289 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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#287 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
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User avatar #284 - kintoyo (04/24/2011) [-]
**kintoyo rolls 689** Guess who came out of the closet!
User avatar #282 - shoopdalazor (04/24/2011) [-]
**shoopdalazor rolls 469** " Ow my ass is sore. Thanks alot dad".
#281 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 220**oh my god has anyone tried the stranger? it's when you sit on your hand to make it fall asleep and then you jack off with it, and feels like your really getting a hand job!(probably, i've never had one) you haven't lived until you've done. seriously.
User avatar #277 - ragingcajun (04/24/2011) [-]
**ragingcajun rolls 137**
Just came back from the doctors. Guess who has AIDS? :D
#275 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 051** Thanks Mum! That was great!
#274 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
Is there a way get niggers out of our school? It's fucking annoying to have to smell them all the time.
#276 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 365**
#271 - shoyupe has deleted their comment.
User avatar #269 - xXHaydenXx (04/24/2011) [-]
**xXHaydenXx rolls 263** Just Laid My Baby Brother
User avatar #268 - floydcalling (04/24/2011) [-]
**floydcalling rolls 813,696,958** Dad was so hot last night, now onto mom.
#272 - rizzonailock (04/24/2011) [-]
You sir are disqualified. roll 3's only nub.
#356 - ulrock (04/24/2011) [-]
Next time you should mention that in your post. Saying "trips decides" means that anyone can roll anything and if they get trips anywhere then it counts.
User avatar #278 - floydcalling (04/24/2011) [-]
**floydcalling rolls 868**
User avatar #270 - floydcalling (04/24/2011) [-]
double 69's lol
#267 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 757** Anyone know where i can buy niggers?
User avatar #266 - ilikepieelman (04/24/2011) [-]
**ilikepieelman rolls 907** i sucked off a mexican. i had to pay $500.
#265 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 136** I fucking hate niggers.
User avatar #263 - MynameisGir (04/24/2011) [-]
**MynameisGir rolls 950** anyone want aids?crabs? I've got lots,my boyfriend gave them to me
#261 - MimeJR has deleted their comment.
User avatar #260 - lemurdecatta (04/24/2011) [-]
**lemurdecatta rolls 760**
Just got laid by my sister.
#259 - xheavymetalx (04/24/2011) [-]
**xheavymetalx rolls 571**
User avatar #258 - lemurdecatta (04/24/2011) [-]
**lemurdecatta rolls 012** Just had sex.
#257 - xheavymetalx (04/24/2011) [-]
**xheavymetalx rolls 096**
#369 - anon (04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 167** my penis tastes like cinnamon buns!
User avatar #283 - freakaleak (04/24/2011) [-]
**freakaleak rolls 103** I guess its not impossible to suck your own cock!
#12 - Comment deleted 04/24/2011 on in wish i was that awesome 0
#11 - Comment deleted 04/24/2011 on in wish i was that awesome 0
#24 - My friend has a shirt of the scooby doo one. It is indeed an a… 04/22/2011 on Alternative Art 0
#82 - Picture 04/22/2011 on What was that, I couldn't... +1
#924 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2011 on Anal Sex +2
User avatar #965 - datdenniskid (04/20/2011) [-]
tl;dr
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #9 - jhesketh (04/17/2011) [-]
Sorry about not getting yoyr message xD
Btw, the gifs below are awesome :D
Congrats on #1 dude :)
#1 - tunneyb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 to #1 - rizzonailock (04/16/2011) [-]
Double Dubs?! I'm honored. Oh and for teh gif... Fukken Saved. Pic unrelated.
#3 to #2 - tunneyb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - rizzonailock (04/16/2011) [-]
**rizzonailock rolls 60,045** <--- how awesome that is.
#5 to #4 - tunneyb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Alexanderdavidband (04/16/2011) [-]
its awesome dude. i would thumb it up if it wasn't on rizzonailock's profile.
User avatar #8 to #6 - rizzonailock (04/16/2011) [-]
I did. ._.
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