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Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
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    No Internet February No Internet February
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    4chan Feel 4chan Feel
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    No Existence Desember No Existence Desember
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    If you know what I mean If you know what I mean
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#12 - I hadn't been on FJ in probably half a year until yesterday. I… 08/27/2014 on A Christmas war on Feminazis 0
#60 - But how did you manage to arrive before Brad and the gang AND … 08/26/2014 on Ask Carlos +1
#9 - Carlos, you must be one of the dumbest ***** I've… 08/26/2014 on Ask Carlos +48
#67 - I like my fries unsalted because I am allergic to salt.  [+] (13 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 +8
User avatar #155 - nigeltheoutlaw (06/17/2014) [-]
That's impossible. It's like being allergic to water.
#236 - belmikor (06/17/2014) [-]
Well, you can be kind of allergic to water tho... Not a "real" allergy since those have something to do with proteins and histamin release or somethingIdunno. Maybe riven has something similar?
#149 - jumperzero (06/17/2014) [-]
>allergic to salt
>you need salt to live

you mean alergic to MSG, the fake salt.
User avatar #145 - vinyls (06/17/2014) [-]
eating at McDonalds, allergic to salt. Nigga you gun die.
User avatar #117 - cutiepyro (06/16/2014) [-]
how the fuck are you allergic to salt, our body makes salt, we need salt to survive
#107 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
#110 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
However, it could be that you have an abnormally high amount of salt naturally in your body and you get sick if you intake any more.
User avatar #134 - matheomaidana (06/17/2014) [-]
so, you mean, having hypertension
User avatar #139 - vinyls (06/17/2014) [-]
Hypernatremia.
User avatar #141 - matheomaidana (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh, I just related it with my grandpa who can't eat salt because of his hypertension.
User avatar #144 - vinyls (06/17/2014) [-]
Excess salt can be a contributing factor to elevated heart rate so patients with hypertension are put on the D.A.S.H Diet to try and lower it. If he puts salt on something it wont kill him. Not right away anyways. So youre still right. You still need salt in your diet because sodium is an electrolyte and you die without it. Its just that with processed foods and shit the typical individual can eat upwards of 400% of their daily value on average.
User avatar #99 - nigerotte (06/16/2014) [-]
you're allergic to salt, like as a topping or in anything?
#80 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
salt is made into the fries you cunt
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User avatar #136 - rokkarokkaali (02/28/2014) [-]
There is something very wrong with your country, then.
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