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#14 - I dunno, man. I think it's kinda funny considering the username.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on porn always finds a way +6
User avatar #15 - burritobell (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, you can see it from two main points of view in my opinion: he/she or whatever sex you are made it as a joke, or he's one of those guys.
#14 - put it in your butt 08/19/2014 on So smooth +1
#30 - she says it, i say it, the band says it. 08/15/2014 on Describe your sex life with... 0
#18 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Need a lift, post one happy... 0
#2 - Not gonna lie, I've got a half-chub going right now because of this. 08/15/2014 on Bored at the office? +7
#2 - HURR DURR ABLEIST 08/15/2014 on Tumblr in a nutshell 0
#228 - Bro I ragequit about a piano because I thought it'd be funny. … 08/14/2014 on Fur Elise in different styles 0
#5 - I have perfect pitch. I can hear how out of tune this piano is…  [+] (40 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Fur Elise in different styles +448
#199 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
You don't need perfect pitch to tell if something is that out of tune
User avatar #192 - bagpipe (08/13/2014) [-]
then you should watch the whole 5 minutes<3
just for you
#189 - catasstrophy (08/13/2014) [-]
Everybody is getting mad over how he says he has perfect pitch but is nobody going to question HOW THE FUCK HE SAYS HE CAN TUNE A PIANO IN 30 MINUTES?
User avatar #180 - rantansoop (08/13/2014) [-]
I too identify myself as perfectpitchkin; I find this video offensive and I am triggered!

Hey piano playing dude, check your privilege. You almost made me spill my Starbucks over my Uggs.
User avatar #161 - klina (08/13/2014) [-]
#154 - firesky (08/13/2014) [-]
I have no sense of music and even I noticed that that thing isn't tuned. Especially around 0:18
#151 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
I do not have perfect pitch and i feel pain from how out of tune it is.
#125 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
Sounds normal to me.
#99 - ericzxvc (08/13/2014) [-]
God I hate people who like to blow their own horn. I went to an arts school in a music program for my entire high school career, yes the piano is out of tune, is it rage inducing? No because it's not something crazy like a semitone out of tune so the music is still perfectly coherent. You made a big deal just so you could try to make yourself feel special by saying you have perfect pitch. As others have pointed out you don't need perfect pitch to hear something's out of tune, and it's not really that applicable here making it doubtful you have it/even know what it is. Perfect pitch is not being able to hear if something's out of tune, it's being able to hear a note, and note without any reference and identify the note and whether it is flat or sharp and relatively how much. Also what the fuck kind of piano are you tuning? 30 minutes and an allen wrench? Let me tell you why you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, here's an excerpt from wikihow;

"Realize that the tools can be expensive. You will need several tools in order to do basic tuning on a piano. Real professionals can sometimes require hundreds of tools to do a single job. Even the basic tools can cost as much as $50. Then, in addition, you'll need complex sound equipment in order to be sure you're actually tuning the piano and not making it worse! By the time you finish buying all the equipment, you're better off just paying a pro. Tuning your own piano is really only worth it if you have a single string or two that are constant offenders." "A first tuning for a piano takes 3-4 hours for a professional. Expect it to take you twice that long, at least."
#228 - ritzrules (08/14/2014) [-]
Bro I ragequit about a piano because I thought it'd be funny. Calm down niqqa damn.
#110 - charleyman (08/13/2014) [-]
"god i hate people who like to blow their own horn. now let me blow my own horn real quick before i type this paragraph."
User avatar #218 - ericzxvc (08/13/2014) [-]
How exactly did I do that? I gave information that was relevant to my comment. It was intended to show that I have been around people who have perfect pitch and even there it was quite rare, and also that I can hear when things are out of tune and know what it takes to tune a piano. I was not saying that to brag, I was saying it in the same way as if going to a school in Detroit would be relevant information if his comment was about Detroit. I don't consider that something to brag about, simply something to indicate why I know what I'm saying and that I'm not just making shit up.
#167 - adamks (08/13/2014) [-]
If you call going to an arts school, blowing ones own horn, then you appreciate the wrong things. It's kind of like saying that saying "So I chose not to go to school from 2nd grade and thereafter" is blowing ones own horn.
User avatar #201 - cptsweatpants (08/13/2014) [-]
You're right, I don't call that "blowing ones own horn". I call that a waste of time.
#153 - cptsweatpants (08/13/2014) [-]
Here. A present.
#200 - greedtheavaricious (08/13/2014) [-]
And a different version.
#81 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
#71 - DrDanny (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't get why everytime someone says they have perfect pitch, everyone else denies that they do. I believe you bro.

but I swear to god if you're lieing to me I will shit on you
User avatar #144 - warioteam (08/13/2014) [-]
Because he could have easily left the fuckin detail out, it just makes him sound like a gloating prick.
I ain't gonna deny he might have perfect pitch, but I also ain't gonna deny he likes to show off, even unintentionally.
#206 - bannor (08/13/2014) [-]
Perfect pitch reaaally isn't something people who have it often like to brag about. I don't have it myself, but I've known people who have, and most of them hate it. Makes it almost impossible to enjoy music that isn't perfectly in tune, and just drives them up the fucking wall. I used to be envious, but honestly it sounds like more of a curse than a gift.
User avatar #60 - YllekNayr (08/13/2014) [-]
I honestly cannot tell the difference. I have zero sense of pitch.
User avatar #126 - futapirate (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not alone. I literally understand nothing about music. This sounds great to me.
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#54 - captainprincess (08/13/2014) [-]
Soounds like noone's had a look at piano in ages
#44 - theherowithin (08/13/2014) [-]
i only have relative pitch and its still bothering me.
User avatar #43 - kouzan (08/13/2014) [-]
You're one of those people that get so irritated about a sound, you flip open your literal bag of tricks, find the tool and start fixing it. It's an old piano, I'm sure most people don't hear the tune is off pitch.
User avatar #214 - LordSesshomaru (08/13/2014) [-]
This thread would lead me to believe otherwise.
#36 - adamks (08/12/2014) [-]
If you say you have perfect pitch, you probably don't.
#34 - Sunburn (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - tonytails (08/12/2014) [-]
i share your curse of perfect pitch.
high school band class was torture for me.
#17 - moechler (08/12/2014) [-]
It makes my asshole tightening
#16 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
Any idiot that isn't tone deaf can hear it's horribly out of tune.
User avatar #173 - Temari (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm tone deaf. Always have been, it sucks.
User avatar #121 - hierophant (08/13/2014) [-]
I guess I'm a tone deaf.
User avatar #160 - ompalomper (08/13/2014) [-]
i can only kinda sorta hear it but the sound quality is rather bad so no one but a complete tosser would blame you
#152 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
don't worry you're not the only one here I thought it sounded rather nice
User avatar #15 - gadgetzan (08/12/2014) [-]
You don't need perfect pitch to hear how fucking out of tune that thing is, he plays well, but unfortunately it sounds like shit thanks to the piano
User avatar #97 - degrees (08/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say it sounded like shit, but it was pretty bad. Such a shame as his playing was really good.
User avatar #7 - mrsonic (08/12/2014) [-]
I have relative pitch and it still is making me angry. It sounds fine to other people, but they have no idea how much better it could be.
User avatar #28 - createdjustnow (08/12/2014) [-]
sounds fine to no one actually, i can see and know he is hitting the right keys, but some of them are WAY off
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#1 - BakaGirl (11/25/2010) [-]
Who rules?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dymentia (12/08/2010) [-]
I thought the same thing.
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Your name made me think of him, and I think she thought the same thing.
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